Smegg Wallace sound alike and professional twat, Gregg, blames his autism for acting like a total cuntWhat despicable behaviour have you pathetically blamed on a tenuously linked condition?
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 19:06,
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Was quite pleased with this, after his 'friends' said he couldn't wear underwear because autismb3ta.com/board/11419209
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I amused myself.Apologies if it doesn't meet your lofty comedy standards.
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Is he gay and 12 as well as autism, though?(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 10 Jul 2025, 22:28,
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I'm neurodivergent so it's a hate crime to not like me,(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 22:37,
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what's the punishment, i want to weigh up my options(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Jul 2025, 1:38,
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Me being upset with you.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 11 Jul 2025, 9:55,
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Sounds like a great way to keep cool.www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=iglooing
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 10 Jul 2025, 13:53,
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I've developed really sore ankles and feetStupid long days on my feet in hot weather is fucking me up
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 12:44,
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Gonna try physio firstFree Bupa with Mrs' job so might as well
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 14:23,
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Do you have to pretend to be your wife?because Bupa's likely to notice if it's an in-person consultation.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 14:46,
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I worked at a clinical trial for gout treatment for a few years,we had a copy of this on the wall.
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The Crazy World of Arthropathy Brown(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 18:13,
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Sgt. Cock is going to help me(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 12:57,
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My mate's mum died a few days ago. She was in her late 70s but still spritelythey just found her dead in the garden. Turns out she'd died of a broken neck so is thought to have fallen, but she had often said how much she loved her garden and said she'd like to die there. Not sure if that's sad, poignant or sort of touching. Maybe all three.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 12:48,
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My dad died in his gardenHis partner only nipped out to corner shop, and when she got back, he'd had a heart attack and died. Life's funny, innit.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 13:25,
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There are worse places to die(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 13:40,
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You're very wrong but that was very funny.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 10 Jul 2025, 13:54,
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It's what she would have wanted(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 14:17,
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You are not allowed to wear camo clothing in Grenada. Fuck that's much of my light weight clothes out. Linen suits here I come (
mongychops, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 13:56,
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People say that but it's absolute bolllocks(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 22:39,
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No thanks (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 14:07,
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Morning. We had a very tasty dinner last nightthat my other half made - Spanish-style slow-cooked oxtail with carrots, celery and onions.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 8:44,
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Jamaican oxtail stew is the fucking business (
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 9:49,
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I don't hold with any of that Carribean food nonsenseyou can stuff that joloff rice up your bum as far as I'm concerned, and jerk your chicken till you go blind. Not for me.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 9:51,
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It's all part of the colonies so mneurghhhhh!(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 11:06,
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I'm standing to attention at the cenotaph as I type this(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 11:44,
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Alright alrightYou can say Hitler. You can't say MechaHitler.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 17:55,
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Can I say MegaHitler?(
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 17:55,
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 23:55,
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Good to see Hitler on the popular page where he belongs(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 11:22,
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 8:27,
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(/:0=) ADOFL(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 8:45,
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You can't say Hitler!(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 12:17,
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Hitler Went(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 23:58,
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I'm a free speech absolutist, are you a free speech absolutist?(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 19:09,
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Haha, I always thought you were a fun guy!!!(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 13:23,
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Don't try to take the morel high ground m8(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 14:09,
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Amanita ask you all to stop these very spore puns.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 9 Jul 2025, 15:10,
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I wish there was a way to stem this tide of mushroom puns(
Cheers Cheers, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 15:47,
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"So what made you decide to embark on a career as the most hilariously inept mass murderer in modern history?"(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 9 Jul 2025, 13:30,
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How did you manage to look *so* guilty in every photograph? Did you take anti-acting lessons?(, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 13:50, archived)
Good call. Don't forget to blame the woke blob immigrant 15-minute cities for your conviction.edit: I see you've started already, nice work.
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This is all a conspiracy orchestrated by Big Fungus(
Cheers Cheers, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 14:31,
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Alright you bunch of sad alchohol-drenched lushesI'm coming up to a big birthday next month and I am going to have a bit of a get-together and I am going to lay on some food and drink. I have some Champagne, spirits and wine already but I'm planning to get a couple of cases of beer in as well. What would you advise? There's a nice microbrewery down the road and I'll pick up a few of their Session IPA and Blanche Beers www.brockleybrewery.co.uk/
But I'll be wanting some regular lagers as well. What would you recommend? Stay London-focused and get some Camden Helles Lager? Or what?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 10:13,
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All lager tastes the same.Except Pilsner Urquell, which is far nicer than any other kind.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 9 Jul 2025, 10:42,
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I thought that when I first tasted it in Czechoslovakia in 1991,but I've gone off it now. Dunno if it's changed or if I have.
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Gonna use that to fill the hot tub(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 12:09,
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And a few 3l bottles of White Lightening(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 12:10,
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I don't drink beer so please don't ask me this question,bit rude to be honest mate.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 11:24,
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Very disrespectful of him, UToL.Most spam also has an Unsubscribe button, but this bastard has no respect for rules either, just dumps his personal blog here time and again.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 12:49,
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Tennent's Super.It's considered a high-class beverage in Italy.
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Can confirm Was most confused by this in Naples
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 12:12,
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Can't help on this one I know nothing about beer except that I don't like it.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 12:21,
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Yeah, I'm thinking this tooAlso, I want 330ml cans as so many end up half-consumed or going warm anyway. You can find these in most supermarkets.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 12:41,
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"so many end up half-consumed"?What the fuck is wrong with you people?
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It seems to me,You lived your life,
Like a Carling in the wind...
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 13:56,
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My brain seems to think since I'm not in casts anymore I should be awake, it's wrong (
mongychops, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 6:55,
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MorningYour slaphead namesake's been taking a leaf out of Frank Underwood's book.
Kevin Spacey: 'Yeah, I tried to shag a 14-year-old boy, but I'm gay and that's just how we roll.'
Gregg Wallace: 'It's MasterChef's fault for not creating a safe environment for me and my autism so I wouldn't commit a bunch of sex crimes.'
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.Yeti., Wed 9 Jul 2025, 9:18,
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Put them in a room together and let's see if they nonce each other to death.(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 9:29,
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Glad he ate her.*thumb..... down!*
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 10:09,
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Greg Wallace Masterbatechef amirite?!?!?(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 8 Jul 2025, 22:32,
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He knows what to do with a ham shank (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 9:08,
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I'm going to be moving soon. It leaves me some leeway to fuck about. I fancy Grenada, seems friendly and cheap. Any suggestions?(
mongychops, Tue 8 Jul 2025, 18:01,
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Bristol, it's fantastic(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jul 2025, 18:02,
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Mercifully free of kids that want to burn your neck, though.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 8 Jul 2025, 20:14,
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Full of students not accepting statues, nah your alright (
mongychops, Tue 8 Jul 2025, 20:16,
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Aruba, Jamaica, ooh, I wanna take yaBermuda, Bahama, come on, pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego, baby, why don't we go?
Jamaica
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$$ ✅, Tue 8 Jul 2025, 18:16,
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If "some crime" is a no go for you...I have some really bad news for you about the entire Earth.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 8 Jul 2025, 21:51,
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Haha, because crime is everywhere. Different levels tho. But hahaha (
mongychops, Tue 8 Jul 2025, 21:59,
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Port TalbotHouse prices are great
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 8 Jul 2025, 18:26,
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grenada the city or grenada the country?(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Jul 2025, 18:33,
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the map of grenada I just looked at only had one landmark shown, it was a rum distillery(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 0:50,
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Granada, the defunct motorway services operator. (
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jul 2025, 20:06,
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I assume because there is no humour in your posts my destination is better than any idea you can come up with. Pretty much this whole thread. (
mongychops, Tue 8 Jul 2025, 19:53,
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Get your ass to Mars(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jul 2025, 19:56,
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Always been annoyed by the huge plot hole that given he was married to 1990s Sharon Stone he should have had zero interest in fucking off to Mars.Quaid was clearly a massive bender
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jul 2025, 21:52,
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Do you remember the time you got your ass to Mars?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jul 2025, 21:53,
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Laos or Cambodia (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 8 Jul 2025, 20:20,
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Croatia Like a cheaper Italy but v similar
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 8 Jul 2025, 23:14,
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I want to see the 'Professor' Terry Moore musical, I hope it tours again."Just tell me if there are any other charities that saved virgin forest. The reserve as more that 5 million trees, billions of plants and insects and hundreds of thousands of birds, animals including 5 species of cat... Our work in Argentina was given two awards and a musical was commissioned called 'The Englishman of the Forest' which travelled all over Argentina." - Terry Moore, Facebook, 6th July 2025
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Haha, like from the musical 'Frozen' about when he put all those dead cats in his freezer(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jul 2025, 17:07,
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Your post appears to have a typo, I'm assuming it was supposed to say that he has preserved 5 species of cat in his freezer.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jul 2025, 16:33,
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I think I saw that musical, they renamed it "Frozen" for english audiences.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jul 2025, 16:38,
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Why is this funny? Have you not heard of Cats? It was very successful. (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Jul 2025, 17:03,
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Mungojerrie and Rumpelfreezer(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jul 2025, 17:08,
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Icicle songs for icicle cats(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jul 2025, 17:08,
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Mr Mistofellfreeze(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jul 2025, 17:09,
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Cold Deuteronomy(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jul 2025, 17:10,
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Freezabella(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jul 2025, 17:10,
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Growltiger's Last Stand / The Ballad Of Billy McThaw(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jul 2025, 17:11,
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I'm quite happy for this to become an annual, one day thing Like Amazon prime, but autism
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 8 Jul 2025, 11:28,
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Well anyway, he was a cunt and I'm glad he's dead Spanishfly I mean
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 8 Jul 2025, 9:01,
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He got on his bike and looked for death. And he kept on looking till he found it.(
$$ ✅, Tue 8 Jul 2025, 9:18,
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..is exactly what I was thinking, along with, what a fucking shame(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Jul 2025, 11:17,
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I was going for cerebral Maybe it's a bit too high brow
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 8 Jul 2025, 11:16,
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yournans deadtits(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jul 2025, 13:20,
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I sure did!(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jul 2025, 13:45,
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I find that the local crows usually operate a very reliable and prompt removal service for dead mice.(, Tue 8 Jul 2025, 7:59, archived)
Found most of a mouse outside the other day, with ants making short work of the remainsBy the next day it was completely gone
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 8 Jul 2025, 8:49,
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Had a squashed scorpion on the doorstep of the place I was staying in Laos once.Similar anecdote - surrounded by ants, completely gone next day.
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Morning (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 8 Jul 2025, 11:14,
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shut up you stupid prick'snot really, hullo
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 14:13,
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Hungarian tennis player Fanny Stollár is on court 3 right now IYKWIM(, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 14:16, archived)
yeah but 'bum' is American for tramp, and 'tramp' is American for slapper,so now I have no idea what means anything anymore.
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it's fried in butter, then bacon fat, then beef tallow, the order is very important, you don't want it to get greasy (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Jul 2025, 0:48,
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I couldn't find that out, but I'm sure eventually we're going full circle back to fanny.(, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 14:54, archived)
Haha I knew you didn't mean that, you ain't like that(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 14:16,
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treat others as you'd like to be treated by them, m8 - that's my motto.well that and 'no Irish, no blacks, no dogs' obv
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 14:18,
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Hello Off to see jurassic world in a bit
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 17:39,
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I'll go straight for the t-rexThey've got hardly any reach
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 18:36,
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MorningLast night was very humid. Unnecessarily so.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 5:39,
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On a Monday?what kind of uncouth beast ARE you?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 6:12,
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Well, I went to see the performance of a piece last nightThat was inspired by the migration of the artic turn*, so that sounds plausible.
*also known as the sea swallow so LOL!!!!!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 6:21,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arctic_tern
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 10:20,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arctic_roll
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 10:30,
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There's something of the night about him, alright DUDE NEVER STOPS PARTYING LOL!!!!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 8:34,
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"...test your reflexes and spatial reasoning to their absolute limit"get up, you mean
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 11:48,
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I think it’s ridiculous to start a third party. It’s always been a two-party system and I think starting a third party just adds to the confusionfor those who have difficulty counting past two.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 11:54,
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Think about it, he’s got up on Twitter right now a poll about starting an American Party – a non-American starting an American Party. No, brother, you’re not an American; you’re a South African. If we take enough time and prove the facts of that, you should be deported.
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$$ ✅, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 12:00,
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5 and a half weeks and I've cast aside the casts. Praise jesus (
mongychops, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 13:15,
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I'm not clicking this until I know the cast's okedit: Christ, that was over 15 years ago
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Afternoon!I ran far too far this morning and now I ache.
What is your biggest Sunday morning mistake?
Can't say b3ta
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 6 Jul 2025, 12:32,
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you're going through a manic phase and your body is trying to wear you out to slow you downi know doctors, me
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jul 2025, 12:38,
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I did have a brief bipolar phase caused by heavy steroids for my asthmaIt was shit. If I hadn't recognised what was happening, I'd have either been fired (for the manic bits), suicided, or both.
/ Late diagnosis neuromentalist blog
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 6 Jul 2025, 18:06,
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Calling a dealer to keep on it.. probably (
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 6 Jul 2025, 12:58,
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there goes monday"Sterilox, asexual ambassador from a distant planet, comes down to earth in search of feminine breeding stock. A mad scientist treats the alien to dancing sex robots."
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jul 2025, 14:06,
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Asexuals don't generally want anyone for breeding(
Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 6 Jul 2025, 21:05,
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I don't think they were for Sterilox personally, he was just an ambassador, we know this from the textSo I think it's probably safe to infer that Sterilox was there on behalf of some other being or beings on 'a distant planet', again as stated in the text.
If we look at the larger picture, the chosen ambassador is described as 'asexual', and has been given the name Sterilox, an obvious reference to sterility. It's as if the ambassador himself is the message: don't worry, it says, we don't want sex, and anyway we can't make babies.
I wonder what Sterilox made of the dancing sex robots? Sadly the text remains obscure on this point.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jul 2025, 23:35,
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fucking hell this is fantastic what's wrong with you people(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jul 2025, 11:49,
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Nah, they don't mind if you call (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 6 Jul 2025, 20:05,
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attempting an ultra marathon and spraining my ankle in the process (
Cheers Cheers, Sun 6 Jul 2025, 15:48,
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Feck, nastyHow far along the course were you?
I did a few ultras, before my whole gut herniated. Never further than 60 km though.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 6 Jul 2025, 17:51,
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Only about 14 miles, luckily it was loops so I could just call it a day and hobble back to my car.Furthest I’ve done is 35 miles / 55 k, hoping to aim for longer but it’s starting to take its toll
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Cheers Cheers, Sun 6 Jul 2025, 18:38,
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I used to like 33 to 35 mile eventsI'm hard pushed to manage 13 miles these days
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 6 Jul 2025, 19:22,
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Homophones are also banned(
Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 6 Jul 2025, 17:52,
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Spending £400 on a day out (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 6 Jul 2025, 20:05,
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Morning Today is our 15th annual special day out, which includes arcades, a Chinese lunch buffet, candyfloss, ice cream, rock, prizes and possibly toddler puke.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 6 Jul 2025, 8:21,
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Today I am going to jog over to the next county and backHopefully no puke involved
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 6 Jul 2025, 9:13,
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Ook, ik leren NederlandsMijn neushoorn is geen olifant. Heeft u een glas kip, meneer? Nee, mijn kip is van zware vlees.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 6 Jul 2025, 9:16,
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kip is also slang for police(I realize you won't believe that because I talk shit all the time)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jul 2025, 11:43,
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ja, maar voor de ouders alleen(
Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 6 Jul 2025, 12:27,
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dat klopti learned (some) dutch 40 years ago
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jul 2025, 12:39,
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Had the old bill round at midnight last nightSecond time in two days, it seems our neighbour's been a naughty boy and they can't find him. I'm assuming his crimes go beyond 'not cutting back the jungle that passes for his garden, so that it overhangs ours, driving my wife mad' but I can't say for sure.
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 6 Jul 2025, 9:29,
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She's a powerful woman, m8She's no doubt pulled some strings. Dark, dark strings. Long story short, I'd get out there with the hedge trimmer, pronto
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 6 Jul 2025, 10:21,
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EveningThis is happening a couple of miles away, can hear the doofing in the distance. Local girl did well for herself as a DJ and set up her own festival, great stuff, my idea of hell but lots of people having a good time.
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I am hammered (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 5 Jul 2025, 21:34,
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Julian McMahgone(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 5 Jul 2025, 10:48,
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Fantastic floored (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 5 Jul 2025, 12:54,
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣧⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⣀⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⣤⣤⣶⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢹⡄⣀⣀⣉⣀⣀⣁⡀⢤⣠⡼⠶⠛⠋⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠙⠛⠶⣭⣀⣄⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⣉⣀⣉⣀⣁⡀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⣶⣦⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣶⡾⠿⠟⠛⠛⠋⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣤⠶⠟⠋⠉⠉⠀⠁⠈⠉⠉⠋⠙⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⠀⠉⠻⡭⠶⠛⠛⠋⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠛⠶⣼⣢⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⠓⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠛⠛⠛⠿⢶⡦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⠞⡋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣷⢄⡀⠚⡀⣼⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣂⣀⣤⡤⠤⣤⣴⠏⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠲⠶⢤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⠿⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣯⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢷⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣰⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣆⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⣤⡶⠟⠋⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠽⣧⣤⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⡾⠳⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠳⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠐⠇⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠹⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⢰⡄⠀⠰⠀⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠠⠘⣯⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣶⡷⠲⠶⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢢⡿⣇⠀⠀⢸⢻⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡟⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠹⠈⠙⢳⣄⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡟⠘⠀⠀⠼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⢣⣿⠀⠀⣼⣇⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣻⠃
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⡇⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡿⡄⢸⡆⢠⡟⠀⢹⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣇⠀⠀⠀⠲⠖⣶⢀⡾⡟⢳⣠⡾⡟⢳⡀⢠⡟⠓⣿⡽⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡾⠀⠇⠈⢷⣸⠻⠀⠈⣧⠀⣸⢿⠛⣦⢸⣦⠶⠖⣤⣠⢴⡄⠀⣷⠀⠀⢰⣤⡴⣤⠀⣰⠟⢻⣇⠀⢠⡟⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⣄⠀⢀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡄⠠⠄⠀⠀⡿⠬⣇⡁⣼⡏⣧⠃⣸⠃⣼⡀⡀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠘⠟⠄⠀⠀⢿⡀⢹⡌⢀⣿⢺⡏⠃⠀⣸⡇⢀⣷⠀⣿⢠⡀⠀⣷⠀⣿⡀⣟⣌⣽⣟⠃⢑⠂⠀⠀⢀⣀⠀⠀⣀⠀⢀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠐⠋⠀⠀⠋⠀⠘⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠦⣤⠤⠟⠃⠁⠛⠟⠃⠀⠙⠞⠋⠀⠈⠛⠛⠻⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠺⠓⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠛⠀⠛⠛⠀⠚⠃⠀⠀⠻⠀⠈⠃⠀⠙⠟⠁⠐⠇⠀⠛⠀⠉⠋⢸⣗⠁⠸⠃⠀⠀⠘⠃⠀⠀⠃⠀⠘⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⠐⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡄⠀⣼⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠳⠾⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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