Morn

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 7:18, archived)

ing

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 7:29, archived)

Eeorgg Wenting

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 7:53, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 3 Oct 2025, 7:31, archived)

Eeorgg Went

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 7:45, archived)

Fist

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 8:03, archived)

Morning
Broke a toe putting the bin out
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 8:16, archived)

You put a toe in the bin?
You still working that graver-robbing side hustle?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 10:15, archived)

You put a toe in the bin? You still working that graver-robbing side hustle? Toe bin, or not toe bin, that is the question
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 11:10, archived)

4/7 I’ve run out of milk so please could someone pop to the shops if it’s not too much trouble thanks in advance

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 8:21, archived)

Oh so now your poor planning is somehow my problem?
No, get your own milk. It's the only way you'll learn
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 8:35, archived)

In fact I think he should just milk himself.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 3 Oct 2025, 8:45, archived)

Pasteurise?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 8:57, archived)

NO, JUST UP TO MY TITS!
Christ, do I have to do everything around here?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 9:08, archived)

Yes

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 9:53, archived)

pour planning

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 9:53, archived)

Ok fine

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 10:02, archived)

Fuckin' ell

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 10:16, archived)

How are you all this evening anyway?
Only 92 days until Christmas! Mariah Carey, Lynx Africa, new underwear and much, much more!
(Planearm, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 19:28, archived)

I'm watching the Muppets Christmas Carol and getting pissed

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 19:48, archived)

good girl

( MiseryCunt, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 19:59, archived)

Down in the dumps, plane-o
This isn't a great time of year for me
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 19:50, archived)

getting old
it's not for sissies
( MiseryCunt, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 19:58, archived)

Soo Deadwoman

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 2 Oct 2025, 19:56, archived)

It's too early for the magic of Christmas.
Let me enjoy the magic of Halloween first.
( .Yeti., Thu 2 Oct 2025, 20:01, archived)

I'm at that Adam Kay. Everyone here is old

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 20:09, archived)

at that Adam K g
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 20:13, archived)

lol

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 21:54, archived)

-Adam Kay +b3ta

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 22:55, archived)

Do Tomsk's Mint animations still exist online anywhere?
I feel like I've googled the obvious terms and I'm not turning anything up. They were great.
(baconbanjo, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 17:05, archived)

probably not
mintimperial redirects to his linktree now
linktr.ee/mintimperial
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 17:11, archived)

shit

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 17:11, archived)

I meant
gaz mongychops, he knows about that sort of thing
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 17:11, archived)

also
the wayback machine works:
web.archive.org/web/20060709170501/http://www.mintimperial.com/specialdelivery/
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 6:52, archived)

Jackpot!
Thank you, hadn't thought of that.
(baconbanjo, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 14:17, archived)

Mind your own business

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 17:13, archived)

I can help

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 17:30, archived)

lol not really, sniff my hoop

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 17:31, archived)

hula, basketball or earring?

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 17:43, archived)

spaghetti

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 17:50, archived)

you're fucking welcome btw

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 18:16, archived)

Not ungrateful
Just slow to respond in general
(baconbanjo, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 14:30, archived)

He was good tomsk. Decent mod too

( mongychops, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 18:23, archived)

mod men mod men mod mod mod mint men

( MiseryCunt, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 18:46, archived)

It's odd really, 20-odd years ago I'm sure many of us thought that things on the internet would just be there forever, somehow.
Certainly the folk running my postgrad course a couple of years ago did, they referenced a report that we should look up online and study, then eventually admitted that they couldn't find it either.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 18:56, archived)

CDs were sold as indestructible. They even sold mini discs. World was mad.

( mongychops, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 19:22, archived)

CDs *are* indestructible if you're not a total spazmohedron about how you store them.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 2 Oct 2025, 21:57, archived)

My CD of Faith No More's The Real Thing turned yellow in its case, true story

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 6:09, archived)

alright spazmohedron

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 8:29, archived)

ARSEHOLE'S
not really, japper's

Hi
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 11:45, archived)

Well now I'm confused.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 12:01, archived)

I'm a confusing fellow

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 12:03, archived)

Having cheap hotdogs for lunch?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 12:20, archived)

I've made a super healthy soup but now I don't fancy it
I'd rather have cheap hotdogs
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 12:46, archived)

alright Des'ree

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 12:58, archived)

It's taken me 10hrs to get this joke
Kill me now
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 22:23, archived)

Smeggy smeggy smeg
alt: SMEGSTENCH
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 12:54, archived)

SMEGSTENCH BEBBEH!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 2 Oct 2025, 13:16, archived)

So very, very smeggy

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 14:19, archived)

Mickey Hearse

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 13:26, archived)

Patrick Bury

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 13:27, archived)

Only Fools and Hearses

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 13:27, archived)

Gravid Jason

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 13:29, archived)

And then Del Boy fell through the cosmic veil

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 13:30, archived)

And Trigger makes an urn

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 13:31, archived)

+ OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 13:32, archived)

-HOSE +BROOM

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 13:33, archived)

and Trigger made a death rattle

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 13:32, archived)

Mausoleum Boyce

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 13:44, archived)

Roger Lloyd-Lack

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 13:55, archived)

Nicholas Lyndhearse

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 14:00, archived)

Buster Buriedinafield

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 14:14, archived)

Japperscakes
yummy yummy cheesy not orangey.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 13:36, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 2 Oct 2025, 6:38, archived)

Jane Went

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 7:18, archived)

Tarzan came

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 2 Oct 2025, 7:31, archived)

Was that that noise?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 9:27, archived)

Dyin' Fossil

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 9:25, archived)

Sigourney Leaver

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 9:32, archived)

Late Middleton
Saving that one
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 9:58, archived)

Meghan Marghoul

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 10:40, archived)

Prince Will.I.Was

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 10:44, archived)

princess mAAAAARGHaret

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 10:57, archived)

Prince Deadward

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 11:01, archived)

It is my birthday today!
I am at work and it is busy. Still, only another 25 years of this to go
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 9:43, archived)

Many happy returns

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 9:47, archived)

thanks.
u a
n d
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 9:59, archived)

b3ta, you mean.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 10:42, archived)

Hpbd m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 10:42, archived)

Braw!
Have chips with that
( $$ ✅, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 11:36, archived)

RIP Wakeman

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 2 Oct 2025, 11:26, archived)

Robert fRIPp

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 11:29, archived)

Phil Coffins

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 11:40, archived)

Revelation

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 11:53, archived)

Jon And-'e's-off
No
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 11:51, archived)

Happy Birthday, Don McLean!

( $$ ✅, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 11:35, archived)

American Die

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 11:55, archived)

Vincinerated

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 11:55, archived)

Jane Badall

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 20:03, archived)

wot

( MiseryCunt, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 20:17, archived)

world renowned chimp voyeur

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 20:36, archived)

Turtle power!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 1 Oct 2025, 23:36, archived)

Jane 'Gone For' Goodall

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 20:35, archived)

Jane Goodthat’sallfolks

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 21:03, archived)

Jane GONEall

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 21:07, archived)

The chimps will wank themselves senseless in her honour

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 21:09, archived)

Jane Goodrun

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 21:13, archived)

Jane Funerall

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 21:25, archived)

Rosgone

( mongychops, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 21:59, archived)

Jane Goodbye

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 21:59, archived)

Jane sub-Prime

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 1 Oct 2025, 22:39, archived)

Slain Goodall

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 2 Oct 2025, 0:22, archived)

I'm a bit drunk

( MiseryCunt, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 18:06, archived)

I have no beer and I must drink 😞

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 18:25, archived)

On life, presumably?

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 18:32, archived)

ofc

( MiseryCunt, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 18:45, archived)

Oregon Fried Chicken?

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 18:50, archived)

SEND IN THE NATIONAL GUARD

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 18:59, archived)

DEMOCRAT SHUTDOWN

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 19:00, archived)

I can't believe they're doing this while we're still at war with Portland

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 20:34, archived)

‘Slightly more tipsy than I should be on a Wednesday’ drunk
or ‘pulling my cock out in the kebab shop and shouting “tahini THIS, motherfuckers”’ drunk?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 18:51, archived)

Fucking Light Weight
I'm totally cunt fucked
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 1 Oct 2025, 19:18, archived)

you could say you're...
Off your tits!
( MiseryCunt, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 19:26, archived)

No

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 20:40, archived)

afternoon nun-fuckers

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 12:10, archived)

Afternoon. I'm glad that's catching on.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 12:21, archived)

After four hours of this thread, would you say your opinion remains the same or has it shifted?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 16:19, archived)

My opinion remains nunchanged.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 16:42, archived)

-oo +u

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 17:04, archived)

skyrockets in fluckers

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 12:32, archived)

Nuns are supposed to married to Jesus
so Jesus is getting some serious nun pussy.
( .Yeti., Wed 1 Oct 2025, 12:50, archived)

Which is a terrible tragedy as Jesus is gay.
As he said to his disciples, "follow me, and I will make you fisters of men"
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 13:49, archived)

Fister act II: Nuns up the bum

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 13:50, archived)

Nutty Profister II: The Bumps

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 13:54, archived)

Goodnight Fister Bum

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 14:28, archived)

Bumillas on the Fist

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 14:30, archived)

Bumdlers Fist

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 14:30, archived)

The Fistory Bums

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 14:32, archived)

Star Wars Episode I: The Fistbum Menace

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 14:33, archived)

The Reluctant Bumdamentalfist

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 14:36, archived)

Bumbo: Fist Blood

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 14:44, archived)

How the Fist was Bum

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 14:58, archived)

Crackatoa, Fist of Java

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 15:00, archived)

FistBumsters Poo

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 15:00, archived)

The Bumming Hand

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 15:03, archived)

Bum Passion of the Fist

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 15:12, archived)

A Fist Full of Bummers

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 15:17, archived)

Nuns on the Run (From All the Fisting)

( .Yeti., Wed 1 Oct 2025, 15:17, archived)

Seriously tempted to delete this thread

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 15:39, archived)

Turns out nun-fucking is a rich conversational seam to be mined on /talk.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 15:44, archived)

I’m nunplussed about it if I’m honest

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 15:47, archived)

Throw ya nuns in the air
And fuck fuck like you just don't care
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 12:54, archived)

Just had a look at Roe's menu
Looks very good, but a £50 charge if you have to cancel without at least 48 hours notice? Fuck that!
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 13:38, archived)

I'm a black belt yeah expert with the nunfucks

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 13:17, archived)

I'm nun into this

( MiseryCunt, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 13:35, archived)

You are currently ignoring: nuun

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 13:38, archived)

never heard of them

( MiseryCunt, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 15:17, archived)

We'll have nun of that language here

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 15:32, archived)

bollocks

( MiseryCunt, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 15:33, archived)

Bit much?
Good morning, good morning.
It’s such a beautiful day.
Good morning, good morning.
It’s such a beautiful day.
The sun is up.
The birds are singing.
The grass is green.
And the sky is blue.
The flowers bloom.
The trees are swaying.
I want to spend this beautiful day with you.
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 1 Oct 2025, 6:53, archived)

bit much yeah

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 7:05, archived)

Well, you can’t spend this beautiful day with me. I’m going to the office.
But I like the sentiment anyway.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 7:43, archived)

I'm in the office now and it's full of bellends, and it's not beautiful out there, it's grey and shit, you lied to me.
I want my money back.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 9:03, archived)

No refunds

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 1 Oct 2025, 9:50, archived)

I've got nothing to say, but it's ok

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 8:07, archived)

It's grey and wet, the magpies are cackling, the grass is brown, the flowers are dead and there's no wind so the trees are still.
Even if you would, we probably wouldn't.

Otherwise, carry on.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 8:13, archived)

The mamas & the papazzzz

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 9:31, archived)

and the flags are all dead at the top of their poles.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 9:53, archived)

I said kiss me, you're beautiful, we have a right laugh here don't we

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 1 Oct 2025, 10:13, archived)

Five years!

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 16:18, archived)

Far too cheerful

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 8:14, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 1 Oct 2025, 8:19, archived)

Happy birthday Julie Andrews!

( $$ ✅, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 9:24, archived)

It's tomorrow actually.
Also my name is not Julie Andrews
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 9:28, archived)

Whitney'zzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 10:02, archived)

I can't make it tomorrow, soz

( $$ ✅, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 11:28, archived)

I've got your spoonful of sugar right here
*grabs crotch*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 10:39, archived)

With your fist holding tight...

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 10:41, archived)

woah r u a wizard?

( $$ ✅, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 11:28, archived)

I don't feel very well due to ludicrous excess yesterday
Just hoping Prince Ken Swift of the Rock Steady Crew is having an ok Weds
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 10:46, archived)

Were you partying with him?
Hope you had a smashing birthday and didn't puke on your own shoes.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 10:54, archived)

Sadly Kenneth was not in attendance
I am m8s with Crazy Legs though. He's a good chap
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 11:43, archived)

I am m8, thanks for asking

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 11:20, archived)

no real Kens please

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 11:40, archived)

Great news, Ken.
Keep on keepin' on, yeah?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 11:44, archived)

you can't beat the street

( $$ ✅, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 11:29, archived)

try as you might

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 11:45, archived)

Bollocks

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 10:59, archived)

sniff 'em

( $$ ✅, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 11:29, archived)

I bet you all had something really good for dinner. I haven't eaten yet.

(Planearm, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 18:14, archived)

Vegetable biriani
With extra garlic and paneer, innit
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 18:35, archived)

a æ
eer us
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 30 Sep 2025, 18:41, archived)

Biriani's been and gone around here, it was the go-to start-a-takeout option here for a while a few years back, cheap ingredients, easy prep, big markup.
It was still hard to find a genuinely decent biriani though, and unsurprisingly we're back to the indian and indo-chinese fast food which is served in the kind of indian veggie dives I frequent.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 18:45, archived)

Biriani is the deadliest curry,
because it's got ricin.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 30 Sep 2025, 18:51, archived)

I hate you
But I clicked you
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 18:56, archived)

That is all a man can ask.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 30 Sep 2025, 20:03, archived)

Decent one is £13 here. Time you add a bread and shit it's a score easy

( mongychops, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 20:14, archived)

I get mine without shit and then just shit in it myself, saves a few bob plus it's more sustainable that way.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 30 Sep 2025, 21:05, archived)

"steaming fresh, locally-sourced ingredients"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 21:46, archived)

Axolotl eat their youngest siblings limbs, they grow back. That's sustainable. Fuck you.

( mongychops, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 2:14, archived)

Made it meself

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 20:42, archived)

I don't finish work till 7
Usually not hungry by the time I get home
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 18:37, archived)

I'm going to Roe m8
For the second time today
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 18:55, archived)

I had a Stella

( mongychops, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 20:12, archived)

Eating is cheating

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 20:31, archived)

gin

( MiseryCunt, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 21:43, archived)

imgur ded 2 me lol

( MiseryCunt, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 16:12, archived)

Thank god all my valuable content is saved to b3tards.com

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 16:23, archived)

phew

( MiseryCunt, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 16:35, archived)

Sad tiems

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 16:25, archived)

tru dat

( MiseryCunt, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 16:36, archived)

Pictures on the internet will never catch on anyway.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 16:35, archived)

they take too long to load
especially now
( MiseryCunt, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 16:36, archived)

sadface.bmp

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 17:03, archived)

pamelaandersonnaked.tubgirl.jpg.exe

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 17:25, archived)

that looks safe
*click*
( MiseryCunt, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 17:32, archived)

Should have used Geocities m8

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 17:03, archived)

cities STORM
( .Yeti., Tue 30 Sep 2025, 17:07, archived)

afternoon

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 13:10, archived)

i don't believe it

( MiseryCunt, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 13:24, archived)

Richard Wilsoff

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 13:29, archived)

He’s still alive but I’m getting this in b4 Hedgey

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 13:30, archived)

Both Feet in the Grave
etc.
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 13:31, archived)

I Don't Be-Alive It!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 13:42, archived)

lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 13:44, archived)

Annotte Crosdie

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 14:39, archived)

Angus Deadton

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 30 Sep 2025, 14:42, archived)

Eric Diedle

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 14:46, archived)

Patricia Outledge

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 30 Sep 2025, 14:29, archived)

Happy Blasphemy Day, mate!

( $$ ✅, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 13:50, archived)

Jesus Christ I’d forgotten all about it!

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 14:02, archived)

For God's sake, we reminded you often enough, you nun-fucker.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 14:04, archived)

Actual lol at ‘nun-fucker’

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 14:05, archived)

I liked that grange hill spin off he was in, nun-fuckers luck

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 17:11, archived)

I need your help.
I want you all to stop posting and for Jam Master Geordie to come back and just write all the messages.

This board would be better that way. It's for your own good.


If you don't agree then you are probably a shill for Vladimir Putin and also massively gay.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 10:50, archived)

2 waki 4 me

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 10:52, archived)

JMG was an icon
I still light a candle and pour out some Newcastle Brown in his honour.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 10:59, archived)

n i dea
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 11:14, archived)

I spent far too long trying to work out what Newcastle Browdean was

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 11:29, archived)

I don't agree. I like the amount of messages he writes now.
If we all did that, this board would be much more peaceful.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 10:59, archived)

I would just come on and do chevrons

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 11:03, archived)

Ban this sick filth.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 11:52, archived)

You'll take my chevrons.
You'll take them hard.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 12:09, archived)

Jam Master Geordie drimble
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 11:17, archived)

Happy birthday! 🎂

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 11:24, archived)

Thank you!
I had a bloody mary with my breakfast, have to keep my shit together until tonight now
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 11:31, archived)

3 weeks till mine
Got 3 days off work approved, so I'll be shitfaced for most of those 3 days
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 11:45, archived)

Splendid

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 12:10, archived)

Jam Master Geordie Mortal Wombat
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 11:19, archived)

He now protests outside migrant hotels

( $$ ✅, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 11:27, archived)

With panache, i'd imagine.

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 11:34, archived)

I doubt he'd have any time for that foreign muck

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 11:38, archived)

Sick of this glued_eel erasure.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 11:51, archived)

Had it coming....

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 11:59, archived)

show A Little Respect

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 12:03, archived)

you only post like twice a year
who the fuck cares what you want?
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 12:19, archived)

It's quality not quantity,
darling.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 12:22, archived)

That's his point tho

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 30 Sep 2025, 12:29, archived)

Oh
:(
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 12:44, archived)

Hello.
I owe RHCPaul an apology for my behaviour. I was bang out of order. Massively so. So here it is: Sorry. I genuinely mean that. I feel bad.
I also TwoHats an apology for putting him in an awkward situation. Sorry, TwoHats.
Goodbye.
Yours,
baldmonkey
(Clenchy, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 8:36, archived)

Dunno who that is, soz.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 8:41, archived)

RHCPaul is his deadname, he goes by manolith now.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 8:46, archived)

Cheers.
What are xeir pronouns?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 8:52, archived)

quim/quer

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 8:54, archived)

¿Qué?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 8:57, archived)

Xeir Starmer

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 10:23, archived)

Margaret Thatcxer

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 10:27, archived)

Oh yeah?
Well if you’re the real baldmonkey, then why don’t you do, um. Something that baldmonkey would do. Whatever that is.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 8:46, archived)

don't encourage it

( MiseryCunt, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 9:04, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8458059
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 8:49, archived)

Morning

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 8:52, archived)

did it get sexual?

( $$ ✅, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 8:59, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8458085
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 10:45, archived)

Outing Manolith as someone who used to like the Red Hot Chilli Peppers is probably a lot worse than whatever you did.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 9:17, archived)

Fucking lol
Also: true
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 9:28, archived)

hey
we were all teenagers once
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 10:07, archived)

For how long were you a teenager though?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 10:19, archived)

the normal human amount of time, honest

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 10:22, archived)

I heard that one mod year is like 11 human years

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 10:28, archived)

But they pass like nothing, it's the wonder of a dog's bumhole

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 12:09, archived)

I can't not read that in Professor Brian Cox's voice

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 12:52, archived)

Not me

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 11:13, archived)

Hello Bou

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 30 Sep 2025, 9:51, archived)

^

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 10:23, archived)

yeah, there was some pretty rough stuff back there
i don't want you thinking about it forever more though. i'm not.
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 10:10, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 30 Sep 2025, 7:28, archived)

My father has sent me a card with nothing written in it
I fear the old boy is perhaps losing his edge. This makes me very sad
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 7:35, archived)

Maybe it's just the equivalent of replying on here with a blank post.
Happy birthday, anyway.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 8:05, archived)

Chz m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 8:41, archived)

Invisible ink?
Was he a spy?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 30 Sep 2025, 8:19, archived)

Sadly not
He was a don. And not a mafia one
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 8:42, archived)

m*rning

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 7:58, archived)

wanktwats

( MiseryCunt, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 1:13, archived)

dickbutt
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( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 3:32, archived)

twatwanks

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 6:36, archived)

GUFFCHEESE

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 7:05, archived)

Flangewhiff
Not really, hi

I am 52 2moz.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 19:22, archived)

That Welsh bird off radio 1 that looks a bit like scarlett johansson y/n/o

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 29 Sep 2025, 19:36, archived)

Yes
- she does look a bit like SJ

What were the n and o options?
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 21:34, archived)

Yes/No/Once

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 29 Sep 2025, 21:46, archived)

=nonce
Maybe yours
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 23:06, archived)

Aled Jones?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 23:13, archived)

Cor!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 30 Sep 2025, 7:28, archived)

I'm wanking in 'is 'air

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 7:50, archived)

lol old

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 19:52, archived)

= lold

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 29 Sep 2025, 20:19, archived)

Do you have fascinating birthday plans?
Tuesday is a shit birthday day. Also 52 is old as fuck, you old fuck.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 19:54, archived)

Yes
I'm going to Roe. Twice lol, breakfast and dinner
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 23:02, archived)

52 blaze it

( mongychops, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 20:17, archived)

erry day

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 23:07, archived)

I'm still in my 40s for another four weeks, piss off grandad

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 21:38, archived)

Eat shit

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 7:36, archived)

Happy Birthday. I turn 43 on Thursday.
Only 25 years to retirement!
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 22:52, archived)

Panowie 😪

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 23:13, archived)

I found this in a record shop in Berlin last week
ibb.co/m5Fy2RXn
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 22:57, archived)

Wow
Were you there on-a holee-day?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 23:03, archived)

It's a tune, no question. Bit like The Sonics
youtu.be/NgPVXpQc5sw?si=uALKxviR4YQx-Eg7
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 23:12, archived)

52 years young

( MiseryCunt, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 0:08, archived)

p.m.

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 12:06, archived)

Pissed Myself

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 12:11, archived)

urine trouble now

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 12:21, archived)

pnvisible mizard?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 12:16, archived)

Pinball Mizard

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 12:20, archived)

Indeed, very astute
- Cheers is secretly my sock puppet.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 17:51, archived)

-ock
+ex

Obvs
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 17:52, archived)

Get your hand out of my anüs

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 18:14, archived)

You love it
- don't I?
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 18:42, archived)

I knew it!
Actually I didn’t know it, or, in fact, anything.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 19:51, archived)

I've always been irritated by that "from AM to PM" song.
I'm sure she probably means that she's going to party all day and all night, or something, but what she's actually saying is "lunchtime".
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 13:01, archived)

Fooooood

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 13:21, archived)

"Braw! Have chips with that" - Christina Milian

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 13:28, archived)

Have mustard with that

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 13:50, archived)

+gas

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 29 Sep 2025, 15:42, archived)

Christina 6 Milian

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 18:12, archived)

Wife's doing her annual online sexual harassment awareness training, it's taking all my willpower not to go in there and grab her tits

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 13:36, archived)

do it in a non sexual way

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 13:50, archived)

she'd definitely notice the difference, she's highly trained

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 14:15, archived)

-power +y

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 13:53, archived)

titsy

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 13:59, archived)

I've just done my adult safeguarding training, if she complains then that's emotional abuse

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 22:56, archived)

Pygmy mongoose?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 15:05, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8300318
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 15:10, archived)

I think you should pig your own mongoose like everyone else, you lazy shit.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 29 Sep 2025, 15:44, archived)

No, it's just the way my trousers hang

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 15:52, archived)

I just got an aurora alert, and the sun hasn't fucking set yet.
"Aurora may be visible to the naked eye," they say. Bollocks. It's cloudy and the sun is still up.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 18:44, archived)

which 'naked eye' are you using exactly?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 19:15, archived)

no, your a pissy minge

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 22:57, archived)