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Morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 4:33, archived)
morning
up and at 'em
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 6:08, archived)
So you say

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 6:44, archived)
i say i say i say

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 9:15, archived)
What's got two bums and smells awful?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 9:25, archived)
Two bisected dogs, clumsily stitched together and left on the local nonce's doorstep?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 10:03, archived)
^ speaking from personal experience

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 10:41, archived)
TWTJ

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 11:03, archived)
'J'

(piss and shit, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 12:50, archived)
They don’t like it up and at ‘em

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 9:25, archived)
Wibble jib jib!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 6:13, archived)
Fuck you, Smegg Wallace, Fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 6:44, archived)
I'm the mongdaddy m8

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 6:47, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 7:09, archived)
Hairy biscuit!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 7:40, archived)
morning
Back to work bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 7:54, archived)
Morning
happy back-at-work-day
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 8:57, archived)
I was at work last week, you workshy layabouts
Alt: mornjng
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 10:41, archived)
I had a full two weeks off
and I work from home so obviously the Daily Mail hates me
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 10:43, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 11:16, archived)
half arsed smirking lol
In fact, the Wednesday before Thanksgiving is “considered the second-largest cannabis celebration,” falling just behind 420 on April 20.
“The British especially shudder at the latest American vulgarity, and then they embrace it with enthusiasm two years later.”
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 11:33, archived)
"Neurotypical" strikes me as a stigmatising word, with the belittlement implied in "typical" - we're still all different in our own ways. It reads like it should be said with a sneer, and that's not nice.
It's the sort of microaggression which should be outdated in 2026. Can anyone come up with any suggestions for a replacement term which is more inclusive and supportive? You can't say "Norm".
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 11:56, archived)
interestingly, that term was coined to state that there was no such thing
it was meant to advocate that everyone is on a scale and needed accomodations of some sort. The fact that polarised online discourse has weaponised it is sadly unsurprising.
(piss and shit, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 12:03, archived)
SAID THE NORMY

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 12:29, archived)
Spazzy McSpazface

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 12:19, archived)
Brainright

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 12:25, archived)
Brainprivileged? Brainlucky?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 1:05, archived)
'It is no measure of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society'

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 12:28, archived)
George Went

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 12:30, archived)
You Danson?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 12:42, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 12:49, archived)
Shelley Longpig

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 12:51, archived)
Autistispaz?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 12:37, archived)
Alright, Ian Dury.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 5 Jan 2026, 16:39, archived)
I IDENTIFY AS SPASTICUS!
Hey look, it's the right wing joke!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 1:11, archived)
"Not a mentally ill molly-coddled loser"
Best option to offend as few as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 12:46, archived)
fucknut

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 12:49, archived)
evening

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 21:24, archived)
Smeggers.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 4 Jan 2026, 22:02, archived)
evening

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 22:18, archived)
How effective do you think the fast food ad ban will be?
Have you already forgotten that Kentucky Fried McBurger Happy Meals exist?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 22:37, archived)
Afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 16:17, archived)
sun has set here
- so I might call it evening
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 16:20, archived)
it is technically after noon, tho

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 17:09, archived)
And dark

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 17:54, archived)
Bit racist m8

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 4 Jan 2026, 18:03, archived)
ELLODEREMON

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 18:28, archived)
Soz, hi I meant

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 18:28, archived)
BUMSEX
Soz, hi I meant
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 17:54, archived)
Hello

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 19:15, archived)
eveninh

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 19:45, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 0:00, archived)
evening

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 1:51, archived)
yes
I mean strictly that was true
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 7:29, archived)
the best kind of yes

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 10:40, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 7:59, archived)
morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 11:25, archived)
not you

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 11:38, archived)
How terribly rude.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 11:47, archived)
i'm an awful person. sorry not sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 11:51, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 11:35, archived)
eveing

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 17:21, archived)
might spluff up a sauropod

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 17:23, archived)
WANK OFF AN AUTIST

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 17:23, archived)
Doesn't alliterate

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 19:28, archived)
There are two types of alliteration.
Consonance, and assonance.

LOL!
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 21:26, archived)
What has two bums and a sequence of identical phonemes?
Assassonance!
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sat 3 Jan 2026, 21:37, archived)
Shit you, I just clicked a .Yeti. post :'(

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 22:28, archived)
It's just whatever edgelord twattery spluffs out a half arsed smirking lol for a fraction of a second from the collective b3tard chops.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 2:11, archived)
HITLER

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 9:13, archived)
PARKLIFE!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 9:19, archived)
BOLLOCKS

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 12:15, archived)
he'!

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sun 4 Jan 2026, 4:11, archived)
actually...
Alliteration ⟶ a specific positional effect (initial consonants)
Assonance ⟶ vowel repetition
Consonance ⟶ consonant repetition (any position)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 2:16, archived)
I wanted to say this, but was afraid it'd open me up to abuse again
- and nobody's arranged a safeword yet
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 8:04, archived)
GUNTSMEG

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 11:15, archived)
That's a terrible choice
It needs to be something you *wouldn't* say in the heat of passion
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 12:21, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 13:03, archived)
Was that lol fully arsed and non-smirking?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 13:56, archived)
for a fraction of a second, yes

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 13:59, archived)
splendid
- please continue with your acceptable levels of mirth
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 14:35, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8464919
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 16:14, archived)
Trump for PM!!

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 17:37, archived)
alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 17:38, archived)
no

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 17:41, archived)
BOOTS ON THE GROUND

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 21:09, archived)
Post mortem?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 17:43, archived)
If only

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 21:09, archived)
President Maduro?
Well, he did sieze him roughly in the middle of the night.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 17:54, archived)
but it's nearly 7 pm

(piss and shit, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 18:56, archived)
Oil be the judge of that

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 21:10, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 7:24, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 8:46, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 10:19, archived)
Can't believe Sidney Cooke is still with us!
Go Sid!
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 12:44, archived)
Form a protective ring around the Cookester!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 14:19, archived)
he'd only tear it

(piss and shit, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 15:54, archived)
"Hissing Sid"?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 14:34, archived)
Captain Beaky reference

(piss and shit, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 14:38, archived)
LEAVE SID ALONE!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 15:19, archived)
I'm just trying to check if you're 'celebrating' the continued live status of the notorious child rapist and murderer
- or if there's some other Sidney Cooke that you might mean instead.

You know, so I can decide whose side to be on when someone takes you seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 15:35, archived)
Are you new here?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 15:59, archived)
fucking stupid question
I'm autistic, so guessing your inrent is hard for me. Give me a clue, or fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 16:02, archived)
Does he sound like he'd be in a musical
loosely based on the 1896 opera La bohème by Giacomo Puccini, Luigi Illica, and Giuseppe Giacosa, telling the story of a group of impoverished young artists struggling to survive and create a life in Lower Manhattan's East Village, in the thriving days of the bohemian culture of Alphabet City, under the shadow of HIV/AIDS?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 16:29, archived)
It's not really anyone else's fault if you don't understand how the forum works, telling people who do know how it works to fuck off isn't going to help

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 16:54, archived)
fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 17:17, archived)
has it helped?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 18:59, archived)
yes. loads.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 22:34, archived)
"how it works"?
This is the most dysfunctional cesspit of gibbering idiocy on the internets that I yet have the perverse urge to frequent. Fuck knows why. Maybe I need the abuse to keep my therapist in their job.
It doesn't actually fucking work, does it? It's just whatever edgelord twattery spluffs out a half arsed smirking lol for a fraction of a second from the collective b3tard chops.
It'd be the height of hubris to call that "how it works".
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 19:22, archived)
So why do you keep coming back?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 20:04, archived)
because i want to figure out the neurotypical rules

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 7:20, archived)
Fair

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 9:14, archived)
Perhaps this forum is not really the best place to learn about conventionally harmonious human relations.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 14:07, archived)
lolololololol

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 21:58, archived)
You seem upset

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 20:21, archived)
yeah
Every time I think I'm getting the hang of this, something like this kicks off, and my PTSD triggers again.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 7:22, archived)
None of this is serious until you make it so.
just ask brb
or captain picard
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 14:13, archived)
Serious Internet™️

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 21:11, archived)
Yep, that's how it works

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 22:09, archived)
i'm tworking rite now

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 22:35, archived)
You forgot to call us stupid kids and tell us to grow up.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 3 Jan 2026, 22:57, archived)
I note that I consistently call round here when I am feeling at my absolute shite bleakest worst, feel this is somehow relevant although not sure how
three weeks in a padded room with a few sharpies and some A3 pads should do it though
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 22:00, archived)
confident I could figure it out with the right pens and pads and pens

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 22:01, archived)
Of course I'm not celebrating his life.
or am I???
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 16:54, archived)
shall i flip a coin?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 17:18, archived)

m.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ3eO77qdc4
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 17:40, archived)
let's pile on the disabled kid!

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 17:13, archived)
TBF, getting on top of a disabled kid is what Sid would do.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 17:17, archived)
classic sid

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 17:20, archived)
Good old Cookie!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 17:22, archived)
-k +fl

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 21:11, archived)
has swallowed choad

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 15:35, archived)
silly today
*belms*
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 14:26, archived)
oops that was meant to be a reply
how silly of me!
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 14:27, archived)
There’s still time to delete it

Your account, I mean
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 14:33, archived)
and then, you know...
*does throat slitting gesture*
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 14:55, archived)
deep+ -slitting

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 14:58, archived)
this is getting very silly

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 15:00, archived)
Well, it is Friday

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 15:34, archived)
What has two bums and kills people?
an assassin!!!!!
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 15:44, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 16:00, archived)
Lol sand

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 16:10, archived)
The Menendez brothers

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 16:28, archived)
Accurate.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 16:29, archived)
You put your assassin, your assassout, in out in out shake it all about

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 17:25, archived)
killing me assasstly

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 19:21, archived)
Bashar al-Assassad

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 19:46, archived)
first post of 2026
Very silly today
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 20:46, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 8:54, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 8:56, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 9:22, archived)
Chilly today

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 9:37, archived)
Willy today

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 9:39, archived)
Billy today
*japs*
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 10:24, archived)
My boss has sent me a lovely email in response to my resignation
Poor sod, he knows my 'manager' is a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 10:29, archived)
not that you asked

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 10:29, archived)
Could he not have fired the bellend and given you his job?
Just saying.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 2 Jan 2026, 11:25, archived)
Difficult to just flat-out fire someone.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 11:28, archived)
Tell that to Alan Sugar

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 11:33, archived)

And Thich Quang Duc.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 11:53, archived)
and Guy Fawkes

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 14:56, archived)
Pretty sure 'threats to kill' falls under the old 'gross misconduct' umbrella

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 14:43, archived)
I dinnae ken how to do it all
I could learn but people might die before I got there
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 14:43, archived)
Gooning (good + morning). Maybe yours will catch on!
.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 12:44, archived)
The Mongdaddy
Sputnik, Cauliflower, Wibble Jib-Jib!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 13:55, archived)
I don't normally say this
But Smegg Wallace's encyclopedic and cripplingly autistic recollection of b3ta history actually paid dividends on this occasion
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 14:48, archived)
Some b3ta content is so gobsmackingly appalling that it cannot be easily forgotten.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 15:20, archived)
i love getting my dividends

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 23:59, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 14:13, archived)
happy new day!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 0:16, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 8:54, archived)
you would say that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 0:12, archived)
Happy new year
internet chums.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 1 Jan 2026, 20:04, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 1 Jan 2026, 20:12, archived)
you would say that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 1 Jan 2026, 21:18, archived)
Is this you?
share.google/r83cah9sAi5MugNLl
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 1 Jan 2026, 21:37, archived)
Of course it is

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 16:27, archived)

The war on Christmas is a multi hat endeavor.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 17:26, archived)
Alright ocsp you weirdo

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 1 Jan 2026, 20:45, archived)

Alright Smegs eleven, hope your new year's eve was boozy.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 1 Jan 2026, 21:21, archived)
year

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 1 Jan 2026, 8:26, archived)
HNY

Cheers
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(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 1 Jan 2026, 8:47, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 1 Jan 2026, 8:50, archived)
Happy New Year!
I have resolved to be fewer of a cunt this year. Back to work tomorrow so will see how long that lasts
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 1 Jan 2026, 10:26, archived)
good luck

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 1 Jan 2026, 16:55, archived)
Happy New Year
Here's hoping it's better than the last one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 1 Jan 2026, 11:42, archived)
In the words of D:Ream, things can only get fewer shit. Unless of course they get much more shit.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 1 Jan 2026, 16:09, archived)
Well I managed to slice my finger open today
So I'm off to a great start
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 1 Jan 2026, 20:25, archived)
I have also removed part of my hand on a mandoline yesterday
Don't drink and coleslaw, kids
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 10:27, archived)
Those things are lethal

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 16:10, archived)
Watching that new Gervais standup special.
Zero laughs.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 1 Jan 2026, 19:31, archived)
WAIT- one slight laugh at the 'sucking cocks in hell' bit, the rest was a laugh-free zone.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 1 Jan 2026, 20:45, archived)
B3ta, you mean

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 10:37, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 1 Jan 2026, 0:00, archived)
Cheers Cheers
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 1 Jan 2026, 0:21, archived)
Cheers!
- Mrs Wizard is being sick, may have to call it a night
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 1 Jan 2026, 0:23, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 1 Jan 2026, 4:26, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Jan 2026, 0:44, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 1 Jan 2026, 4:26, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 1 Jan 2026, 1:18, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 1 Jan 2026, 4:26, archived)
dj'ing live for a bit while everyone has passed out and I haven't
Edit - game over off for a wander
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 1 Jan 2026, 5:37, archived)
Gonna get it out of the way now, as nearly shitfaced already
Happy New Year to my fellow b3tans (not you spanishfly, I hope you die before midnight)

See you gufftwunts on the other side
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 31 Dec 2025, 18:37, archived)
Afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 18:49, archived)
Tomorrow afternoon?
Or today afternoon?
Which year are you in?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 31 Dec 2025, 18:51, archived)
Pipe down Marty Mcfly

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 31 Dec 2025, 18:52, archived)
Great Scott!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 21:58, archived)
Today

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 23:41, archived)
happy new tits

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 18:52, archived)
😁

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 31 Dec 2025, 18:52, archived)
Happy new year to all you wonderful cunts.
Not to the non-wonderful ones among you, though. You know who you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 19:16, archived)
I am truly ashamed of what I did

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 19:21, archived)
Not you

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 31 Dec 2025, 20:36, archived)
alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 20:08, archived)
goodnight

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 20:27, archived)
I am also well on my way to getting bladdered
Happy New Year shitcunts
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 20:27, archived)
Cool, might go for a plop

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 20:34, archived)
can i come?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 21:10, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8464776
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 31 Dec 2025, 21:12, archived)
brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 22:43, archived)
Happy New Year

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 21:31, archived)
what

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 23:35, archived)
morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 7:38, archived)
Porning

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 31 Dec 2025, 8:18, archived)
yawning

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 10:06, archived)
ARSEHOLE

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 10:23, archived)
TAINTCHEESE

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 10:43, archived)
TISCHEESE

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 16:04, archived)
Bless you

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 16:17, archived)
He arrived at a police stand-off in his dressing gown with chicken, lager and a fishing rod.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 11:24, archived)
Gazza and Raoul Moat at Rothbury
/Darmok
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 11:28, archived)
Gazza arms wide

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 12:41, archived)

arms pupils
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 12:44, archived)
Gazza, with the Tyne’s fog

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 13:54, archived)
Shakira, when the hips lied

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 13:58, archived)
he put on his wizard hat

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 13:12, archived)
has a cup of tea, and thinks about leaving his house

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 14:01, archived)
all of my hats are wizard hats

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 18:53, archived)
OR HE GETS THE HOSE AGAIN

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 13:25, archived)
What is an old land sign?
I have to sing it tomorrow wearing a skirt or something!
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 30 Dec 2025, 21:46, archived)
it's a type of cheese

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 21:47, archived)
Cheesy song?
Cheesy Hawks?

I hate New Year!
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 30 Dec 2025, 21:50, archived)
i'm having an early night.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 21:54, archived)
Can I join you please?
Sex optional
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 30 Dec 2025, 21:59, archived)
don't see why not

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 22:07, archived)
You have to push it right up your japper. The skirt allows easy access.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 22:11, archived)
Burk in a Faso I know I know it's serious

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 22:56, archived)

I know I know it's serious on the 45
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 10:06, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 0:19, archived)
evening

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 0:29, archived)
Godknows Murwira

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 1:25, archived)
Hullo bumstain's
Up to owt today? Eff all here, might gaylord a gorilla
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 12:50, archived)
PS happy candles mr horrible poster

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 12:56, archived)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 0:04, archived)
it was yesterday you chutney

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 10:02, archived)
Just had a customer order from someone who signed off their email as "R. Kelly".
Seriously, you'd think they'd have used their full first name.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 13:27, archived)
Or at the very least titled their email "I believe I can buy"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 13:40, archived)
Are you sure it wasn't actually him?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 30 Dec 2025, 14:27, archived)
Dunno what he'd want with a product consisting mostly of lubricating jelly in prison, oh no wait

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 16:10, archived)
He'

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 30 Dec 2025, 17:55, archived)
Quiet day before the end of the year, here.
Might buttfuck a buffalo.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 13:52, archived)
The usual
Looking after elderly relatives and then going to work
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 13:57, archived)
Not much going on here. Wife's out, I'm trying to get some writing done for my uni course.
Seriously considering bottomizing a bare-faced go-away bird.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 30 Dec 2025, 15:45, archived)
20 minutes left at work, might stealth felch-wank a superb fairy-wren

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 16:09, archived)
Adventure Time
“We were a little bit successful. We were somewhat successful,” Musk told Miller on her podcast, adding that [Doge] was his “best side quest”.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 20:24, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 4:28, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 6:41, archived)
Finished Metroid Prime 4 yesterday.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 8:45, archived)
Metroid sub-Prime

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 8:50, archived)
Well, it's not as good as the first one so yeah.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 9:12, archived)
Happy New Year’s Eve Eve everybody

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 9:15, archived)
367 sleeps!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 9:17, archived)
morning
There's some great internet hardmanning happening on /links, you may need to open a private browser page if you're one of the terrible racists that brb has ignored though. tl;dr: the solution to crime is MORE GUNS, and one of the /links people reckons he single-handedly ran a petrol station when he was 17.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 11:33, archived)
I feel you've rather oversold a couple of silly comments

(piss and shit, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 11:44, archived)
OK then

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 11:52, archived)
Yeah, I went to look
- before I realised I'd already seen it all.

Phwooowarr, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 15:36, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 11:59, archived)
afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 12:01, archived)
evening

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 18:06, archived)
thank fuck for that

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 18:21, archived)
Thank that for fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 29 Dec 2025, 19:03, archived)
Take That and Fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 19:27, archived)
Honk For t'Fuckhat

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 22:41, archived)
hello

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 20:18, archived)
Afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 20:55, archived)
haha ok

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 23:22, archived)
morning
- anyone else working over Xmas-barse?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 6:35, archived)
morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 7:47, archived)
m-o-r-n-i-n-g
——-no——-
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 8:30, archived)
Morning
I'm back in today
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 8:37, archived)
nope
just resigned, also
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 9:43, archived)
Bullied by a weegie.
Turtle power!
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 10:01, archived)
Threatened with a knife crime
🐢🔌
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 11:03, archived)
Every time I hear the name Amol Rajan, I think it's how an angry weegie would describe himself.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 11:18, archived)
I cannot stand that man
How he got the University Challenge job is beyond me*

*it isn't really #ImARacist
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 11:57, archived)
I quite like him on UC, he's much better in the role than Paxman ever was.
#NotARacist #SeeMyVirtueSignallingFromSpace
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 12:12, archived)
I also quite like him. Does that mean I need to friend brb and put queef on ignore?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 12:45, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8464725
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 12:48, archived)
Mornjng
Sounds good.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 10:05, archived)
Bag your Christmas bonus then git.
That's the way to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 29 Dec 2025, 10:27, archived)
I got a massive discount on my xmas gifts and an excellent hamper

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 11:58, archived)
alright Bonnie Tyler

(piss and shit, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 10:50, archived)
Not bad m8
u
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 11:01, archived)
Total Attack of the Heart
just posting this etc.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 12:18, archived)
Turdhole emits many farts

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 12:48, archived)
Yes

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 11:19, archived)
I've not been to work for 7 months. Fuck that

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 12:40, archived)
yeah I am

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 13:16, archived)
Go to work, be a jerk

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 14:26, archived)
alright, I'll do it myself:
-or +an
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 14:44, archived)
manning
mm etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 14:48, archived)
evening

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 28 Dec 2025, 21:47, archived)
no

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 28 Dec 2025, 22:04, archived)
why not?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 28 Dec 2025, 22:08, archived)
IT IS FORBIDDEN

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 28 Dec 2025, 22:19, archived)
it's for everyone

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 28 Dec 2025, 22:21, archived)
Sounds like communist nonsense if you ask me.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 28 Dec 2025, 22:28, archived)
Evening 403 - forbidden

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 28 Dec 2025, 23:37, archived)

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