Free Base up my JapperAre barn eggs the same as caged hens... asking for a woke vegan (yes I mean you)
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Depends how unethical the supplier is You can still have cages in barns. Free range can mean anything from actual Free range to having a bit more room to move. Google the suppliers and check out their reviews.
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Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 18 Jun 2026, 20:04,
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Ask mongychops. He's an eggspert(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 18 Jun 2026, 20:15,
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go on theni've got an albuminute
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MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Thu 18 Jun 2026, 22:36,
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now i'm clucking at the bit(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Thu 18 Jun 2026, 23:20,
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Let me know when you're ready to hear about my tufted titmouse(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Jun 2026, 12:47,
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Only after I’ve regaled you with tales of my brownstained nipsy (
Cheers Cheers, Thu 18 Jun 2026, 12:51,
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Wasn't nipsy the name of Oprah's arse hole in South park (
mongychops, Thu 18 Jun 2026, 13:40,
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if it genuinely did have its own name it would also have had its own show and magazine (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Jun 2026, 19:19,
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I thought it was funny. Is this how this shit works now. People post things that they think are funny. Shit. Snark , snarf, and snafoo. . Yo check (
mongychops, Thu 18 Jun 2026, 14:09,
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Last few times you snarked at me was when I posted something I thought was funny,but apparently you didn't. No skin off my nose, but I'm not seeing a difference between what you profess to hate when other people do it and what you've done on here for 25 years
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That's the sound of the policeOr possibly pertussis.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 18 Jun 2026, 8:45,
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Just saw ' Aussie boys are on a bender, Donald trump is a sex offender ' so stralia is trying (
mongychops, Thu 18 Jun 2026, 11:14,
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good lads(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Thu 18 Jun 2026, 11:39,
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He's fat, he's old, he likes them 12 years old He's a cunt, Trump's a cunt
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Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 22:00,
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I still think they could have done a better job than rhyming 'old' with 'old'.That's football fans for you, I guess.
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.Yeti., Wed 17 Jun 2026, 22:56,
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There are two representative countries from the UK at the world cupAnd therefore the only ones who understand terrace singing.
I reckon the Scots have it with "Donald's shit his troosers"
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 23:14,
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Well, now that England are through to the next roundthey'll have the chance to work on some new material. The crowd's chants are the only things about football that I like, the rest is utter interminable shite as far as I'm concerned.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 18 Jun 2026, 8:57,
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so anyway i got these fucking cats taking over my garden...(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 20:40,
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brilliant(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 22:47,
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these days, they'll put you in jail...just for saying your garden's being taken over by cats
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vladimir, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 21:28,
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Vinegar and pepper (
Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 21:59,
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was thinking more of hiring someone with an illegal firearm(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 22:47,
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My parents have put a hit out on the magpie gang in the gardenthey've offered a young lad access to a .410 shotgun (from a neighbour with no license who uses it to shoot rats) and a bounty if he can kill any of the flock of magpies who are taking over the garden. Apparently if you string up a magpie carcass the rest of them stay away. I don't think this will happen but I can imagine reading about it in the local newspaper...
Any gang related violence happening near you?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 12:08,
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I live in Bristol so yes, there's gang related violence nearby. Mostly eastern European gangs, according to a cop I know.I'm sure this is far less interesting than whatever that stuff you just said about magpies is, though.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 12:19,
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Technically I think that's homophonia(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 17:50,
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Clicking thismostly because the populol page consists of just me and vlad, and it needs some diversity
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 18:00,
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I was terrorised by a flock of seagulls onceI ran so far away
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 12:36,
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I'm guessing this is a lyrics referenceI don't know the song.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 12:58,
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There's been a turf war between magpies and seagulls in my garden for years The magpies are currently winning, but Igor is apparently on the seagull's side, because he's killed 3 magpies in less than a month.
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Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 13:03,
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Or maybe it's just harder to kill a seagull.(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 13:33,
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YepDefinitely true of Seagal
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 13:58,
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Oh, he's killed one of those, too (
Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 15:57,
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Our cat has never caught a single bird She'll stalk them though.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 19:26,
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nononononononononononoNOthere's no corvid
NO really, stop them, corvids will avenge, they can still not bring this calamity on their heads
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vladimir, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 16:01,
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can you gaz me their names and address please for no reason?www.habitatlandscape.co.uk/can-i-shoot-magpies-in-my-garden
The Wildlife and Countryside Act 1981 prohibits the intentional killing or injuring of wild birds, including magpies, except under very specific circumstances. Generally, it is illegal to shoot, trap or otherwise harm magpies unless you have a special licence issued by Natural England or the relevant authority in Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland.
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That's just if it's intentional, it's different if you're doing it for a laugh(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 18:55,
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You've got an invasion of thieving others "taking over"so you're going to have them murdered and strung up by a vigilante, gotcha
(, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 18:30, archived)
AaaAAAAaaaaAaaaardvaaAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAaaAAAAaaAaArk!(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 8:44,
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Saw a comment from someone with the username ’Nipsy Brownstain’and I was almost tempted to change my account name. But I won’t, because some chump on here will steal mine
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 10:04,
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Dozer will. He's well wacki like that. Him and his Mates mates.(
mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 10:16,
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Ringo ShartNicehole Skidmarks
PooJay and Dungstain
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 11:01,
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This is exciting, just been on the ICB restructuring meeting and can expect an email in the next half an hour to tell me if I'm losing my clinical lead job.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 10:57,
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Fucking hell mate, it's been an hour, are you just going to leave us hanging like this?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 11:58,
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spoiler, it's all lies and he's a telephone sanitization specialist longing for the old days (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 12:27,
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Just had my email, apparently they forgot me. My role is listed as a 'competitive match'.Presumably the next stage is gladiatorial combat to decide the victor.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 17:48,
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Hence the two types of guitar in a rock band.Poison guitar and fish guitar.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 17 Jun 2026, 12:34,
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There's plenty of it in my pencil, IYKWIM(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 17:49,
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wan king(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Tue 16 Jun 2026, 21:26,
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^ pan-fried, savory "burger-like" exhale(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Jun 2026, 22:53,
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I knew you'd understand immediately (
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 Jun 2026, 23:00,
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My family uses a donkey to keep the foxes away. It has been very successful!(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 3:14,
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i'll keep my eyes open(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Tue 16 Jun 2026, 13:39,
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Cali Burger offers an uncommon mix of sweet orange rind up front, followed by a greasy, pan-fried, savory "burger-like" exhale, alongside notes of toasty gas, warm dough, and herbal spice(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Jun 2026, 14:11,
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Oh fuck this I thought I finally got synced up :((
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Jun 2026, 0:29,
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there are none for ages and then three come along all at once
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vladimir, Tue 16 Jun 2026, 9:54,
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You know, I saw that post was considering making a similar comment.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 16 Jun 2026, 13:47,
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What a brilliant Tuesday we shall havethere will larks and japes and joyous happenings. Yay!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 16 Jun 2026, 9:38,
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Pushing that prick down the board (
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Jun 2026, 23:48,
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push, push, push the prick, roughly down the board, choke on my, choke on my, choke on my, choke on my, 50p ham sword(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Jun 2026, 0:12,
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I'm on the tubeAn Indian woman is facetiming at top whack whilst breastfeeding a child who looks to be about 3, possibly 4
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Jun 2026, 17:32,
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You type very well for a 3, possibly 4 year old m8(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Jun 2026, 17:50,
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Yeah you can do better, hold out for a 6 / 7(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 15 Jun 2026, 18:39,
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About 8The last one was basically a puff of dust
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Jun 2026, 19:12,
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It always is at this time of day.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 15 Jun 2026, 8:34,
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Tell that to the Australians, you fuck(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Jun 2026, 9:36,
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Morning chumsI went out with my dad and his mates in their classic car club jaunt yesterday. He's got a '58 Morris Minor Traveller. I had a bit of a drive in it and if you ignore the fact that you can't use the brakes and clutch at the same time, some grease is dripping into the drum on the left so it pulls to the right when you DO break and the fumes that come in from the exhaust it's a lovely thing.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 15 Jun 2026, 9:25,
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the smell is the main thing putting me off classic carsemmissions these days are so low you forget how fucking smelly cars used to be
(, Mon 15 Jun 2026, 9:37, archived)
These pampered old motors are so well maintained they're not that badthe old codgers driving them spend more time fettling their cars than driving them so the engines are better than they'd have been out of the factory. The biggest risk is getting into a long conversation with Malcom about the history of of the overhead cam design in his Triumph Dolomite Sprint while he's lifting the bonnet to show you how clean the engine bay is (yes, Malcolm, it was the first production car with an OHC, yes, Saab shared the same engine...) I had a great time!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 15 Jun 2026, 10:12,
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What happens if you try to use the brakes and clutch at the same time?Do you get arrested and thrown in jail?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 15 Jun 2026, 12:49,
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If you've got the clutch in and you press the brake you get the brakesbut you can let the clutch out and it doesn't engage the engine which is a bit scary when you want... no.. when you NEED engine breaking to help slow the car down because the drum brakes are very, very weak.
My dad's got some upgrades that he'll do over the winter.
It also has indicators AND semaphore signals.. but... when you put the indicators on the arms don't just come out and stay out they rise up and down with the lights so it sort of does a funny dance.
Nice and nippy though from the 950cc engine. Surprisingly comfy despite having leaf-spring suspension in the back and being wooden framed it's very squeaky, bit like driving an old shed down the road.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 15 Jun 2026, 13:55,
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Now that we have a social media ban for under 16s, can we please also ban it for the over 50s?If I get another sappy facebook message from my mum, I might have to shit in a box and send it to her.
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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 15 Jun 2026, 10:37,
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Is this place social media?or it it antisocial media?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 15 Jun 2026, 10:47,
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Well, on the one hand people are always saying 'Good morning' to each other.But on the other, there is a plug socket pulling its cheeks apart on the fp.
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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 15 Jun 2026, 11:37,
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in addition to pre-internet brain, and internet brain, certainly there's a web one and web two, is it, brain...I do notice as a Long Time Resident here and having tipped quite a lot of my psyche into it, years ago...there's an early internet brain and a later internet brain. I know I definitely, DENIFITELY thought and learned and interacted differently pre-internet, no shit sherlock, uh-huh...but I also notice I thought and learned and interacted differently in Early Internet, specifically here
tl;dr: please send me something surprising in a box :)
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vladimir, Mon 15 Jun 2026, 11:52,
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Do you think it's the phone v desktop divide?(
willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 15 Jun 2026, 16:05,
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maybe...smartphones a huge factor. there's something else, though. I've been worrying after it for ages. Years. There's something I can't get to. But I will. I will
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vladimir, Mon 15 Jun 2026, 20:36,
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Roger Cooked*presuming it's a cremation
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 15 Jun 2026, 10:51,
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I can’t think of a decent Roy Hattersley-related death punFeel like I’ve let everyone down
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 15 Jun 2026, 11:56,
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Aaannd I'm turning my phone off for the night The mental has repeatedly called me, demanding that I tell her what I did with the £200 she gave me.
She never gave me £200.
She's called my cousin numerous times and she's tried to tell her mum that she controls the bank account, so her mum couldn't possibly have given me the money without her both knowing and okaying it. She disagrees and claims that she's been to the bank today and drawn the money out(it's Sunday, she literally can't, plus she has a daily limit of £30) to give it to me. I'm sick of dealing with this nonsense now and I'm literally waiting for the police to show up, because I can fully believe that she would send them after me for stealing from her. I am strongly considering alcoholism as a life choice.
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Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 19:12,
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i'm decanting as i type(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 21:32,
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Sounds like Smashy could do with her extended family being decunted.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 14 Jun 2026, 22:55,
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Mum definitely needs a sisterectomy (
Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Mon 15 Jun 2026, 13:56,
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Bbq or roast chookCan't decide, guy's, halp
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 10:59,
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The lunch pack of Notre-Dame(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 21:40,
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Play it safe and have a bowl of frosties I can assure you that they’re great.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 11:08,
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get a shot of matcha in it. then 1.) fashionable and 2.) the provider will think they have some bizarre illness \o/
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vladimir, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 11:18,
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BbqRoast chicken is boring. Plus, it's obligatory to drink beer when barbecuing, it's manly or some shit.
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Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 11:16,
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Pleasure yourself with the chicken's feathers That'll sort you out.
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Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 11:30,
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Chickens can't write Also, it'll be dead, so consent isn't necessary.
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Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 12:01,
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are you telling me that the chicken I've corresponded with for some years now...no it can't be
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vladimir, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 13:35,
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have you ever heard the expression "chicken scratches", of course they can write(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 13:41,
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They also communicate via miniature Rorschach tests which they evacuate from their cloacas, obviously you already know this vlad, this is for the benefit of the rest of the group(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 17:59,
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I did jerk chicken last Sunday though And I want roast potatoes
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 12:32,
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Roaat it isOttolenghi's recipe with preserved lemon, garlic and thyme. Anis, honey and mustard carrots, green veg medley and goose fat roaaties. Stuffing balls.
Lol anis, lol balls
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 12:35,
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Got a nice Falanghina to accompany They claim it's descended from Falernian which was the highest-prized wine of ancient Rome. Personally I suspect bullshit but it's a nice drop
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 12:37,
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Is that a reference to a b3tan from over a decade ago?Actually 20+ years ago
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=25648
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 13:03,
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Was it GoldenFanjita who used to post "your face sold here" images at one time?Sample GoldenFanjita content:
what's the difference between marmalade and jam? i can't marmalade my cock up your mum's arse.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 13:24,
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can't remember thatbut i do remember FRESH
b3ta.com/board/9835069#post9835069
(, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 13:28, archived)
You should gaz mongychops, he knows about this sort of thing. (
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 14 Jun 2026, 18:52,
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I did try that, i suppose I could try gazzing him in all caps(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 19:02,
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Be sure to preface it with a nice polite "MNNNEERUUURRGHH."(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 14 Jun 2026, 22:56,
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I suppose my real worry is he's outgrown /chat because of his new global perspective(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 22:00,
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I mean he could get worse as we speak, hope this cheers you up(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 10:41,
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also working, kind of- business travel at the weekend
showin' out
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 8:27,
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Coz all I wanna do is do some work and I got a feeling I'm not the only jerk
All I wanna do is do some work until I flog myself into an early grave wait fuck this doesn't scan
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vladimir, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 8:32,
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I get up when I want except on workdays when I get rudely awoken by my alarm (Work life!)I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea and I think about leaving the house (Worklife!)
I kick the pigeons, I sometimes kick the sparrows too on my way to the car
It gives me a sense of enormous frustration (worklife!) and then I'm tired for the rest of the day
Sad in the knowledge there will always be a bit of my heart devoted to the fucking slog
All the people
So many people
And they all get in my way
in my way through my work life
(, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 10:10, archived)
morning piss(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 8:53,
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Piss absolutely has to be decanted(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 10:42,
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Your "I don't have to run" day?(
Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 10:27,
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Melon twisted by drunk man at barHorrifying - horrific = bad
Terrifying - terrific = good
Fuckß
(, Sat 13 Jun 2026, 18:49, archived)
Good to see your grasp of the English language here, Tits(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 13 Jun 2026, 18:54,
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Cheers Cheers, Sat 13 Jun 2026, 19:30,
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A wild drama llama appears (
Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 13 Jun 2026, 22:04,
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You drank a horrifying man at a bar, got it.(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Jun 2026, 19:44,
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Well I've just had a fantastic dinner So that's nice
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 13 Jun 2026, 21:36,
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I decided to forego dinner in place of alcohol 🍸 (
Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 13 Jun 2026, 22:01,
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Fruit abuse is no joke (
Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 13 Jun 2026, 22:00,
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I can berry tolerate it(
Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 13 Jun 2026, 22:31,
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Who's the private dick who's a dick to all the dicky dicks?(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Jun 2026, 16:07,
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The packaging of Elizabeth's Granola has a photo of the founder presumably eating some of the granola by hand as a snackbut it looks like she's sniffing her fingers
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Jun 2026, 14:32,
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morning all(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sat 13 Jun 2026, 5:21,
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fuck off then(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sat 13 Jun 2026, 6:17,
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