evening all(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 23:56,
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you're quite nice paired with cured meats or cheese, i suppose(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sat 13 Jun 2026, 10:53,
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Evening I'm getting drunk
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Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 13 Jun 2026, 0:18,
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i'm on the milk and falling asleep(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sat 13 Jun 2026, 0:23,
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My niece is having trouble with a creepy incel neighbour So I made her a batch of hot sauce, as pepper spray is illegal. I used sriracha, habanero, tabasco, scotch bonnet, Dorset naga, carolina reaper, peanut oil, fish sauce, soy sauce, capsaicin and water. Problem is, it tastes delicious! I've split it into 2 bottles and added English mustard and more habanero to her half, but it still tastes delicious.
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Is she meant to season him to death or something? (
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 13 Jun 2026, 8:03,
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It's going into a spray bottle So she can spray him in the eyes
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Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 13 Jun 2026, 10:13,
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yeah u?(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sat 13 Jun 2026, 0:24,
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alright(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sat 13 Jun 2026, 5:21,
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Hawai Five-O..ut of 7www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwyexxd3378o
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 13:06,
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I hate those like the orange pie wedge in trivial pursuit
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 15:14,
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We always played by the rule of 'if it's orange, just pick another colour.'(
.Yeti., Fri 12 Jun 2026, 16:06,
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No, we just let it go on forever or until late lunch (
willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 16:08,
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1/7 sticking your finger through the toilet paper when your nails are long and scratchy(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 14:24,
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He looks like the poster child for scientology (
Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 23:12,
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The painting also references a newspaper clipping detailing a climbing accident ('Two Boys Cling to Cliff all Night'), which Hockney interpreted as an allusion to his idol, Cliff Richard.(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 11:11,
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I can’t tell if you’re using AI to generate posts like this or if you have some sort of head trauma.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 11:20,
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It's from The Guardian, so yes, head trauma(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 12:05,
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His latest was beyond parody, I think he's doing it on purpose, he knows how bad it iswww.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/jun/10/pump-action-soap-dispensers-disgrace
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 14:38,
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and getting paid for it, I'm going to pretend I'm not envious(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 16:24,
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He's a demonstration of how absolutely anyone can become a successful Guardian journalist, as long as you're married to the paper's chief editor.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 12 Jun 2026, 17:05,
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although I do have to say I agree with M'Lady Chiles on this issue. And it's why the sensible course is to not throw the previous one away until you've tested the new one. That way, you have exchangeability of that bit of the kit should the unthinkable happen; a duff mech in the new bottle
katy I'm available at reasonable rates for more of this, dm me x
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vladimir, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 17:34,
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knew instinctively you would understand x(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 9:16,
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www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/38966/1653463443/mrhorrible.jpg
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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 12 Jun 2026, 9:44,
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morning(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 1:20,
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fuck i have to be up at 05.15(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 1:23,
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Certainly a damp one, and 26c. Love 95% humidity, can taste the air (
mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 2:07,
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Best i can do on the footie at the moment is a dodgy russian stream, live games are exclusive to fox here i think (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 2:33,
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Are you stuck in the states?(
willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 10:11,
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OooooooohA foot kicked a net goal with ball and people cheer for happy win
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 20:41,
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You see bird Bird hot good eat five dollars
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Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 22:17,
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Flew instinctively you would understand x(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 22:25,
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Afternoon, eleventh of June What's new in toon?
Or whatever, tell me of your lunch or something.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 12:20,
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ArseboonSmoked salmon/cream cheese beigel. Nice but would rather something hot.
Returning here Sat night, it's gr8
roerestaurant.co.uk/
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 12:26,
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Looks good but is a bit out of the way for me Is it worth the trip?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 12:33,
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It'll be my second visit, last time was for my birthday It's fucking great. Real mix of cuisines so something for everyone/most people
They also have Fallow in Mayfair, and Fowl which is an upmarket fried chicken shop
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 13:25,
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I contacted themApparently they don't need a nude beatboxer right now but they said they'd keep me on file :/
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 14:26,
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Fingers crossed they might need you at short notice.Nude beatboxers are famously mercurial in temperament and as such are prone to storming out.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 14:35,
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Fallow have their own YouTube channel on how to cook various things 'like a chef'.It's pretty good.
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.Yeti., Thu 11 Jun 2026, 16:36,
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Yeah it really is, ehI've learnt a great deal from them
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 16:42,
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afternoon willeniumhave you got any, um
stuff we can eat
something like cold meat
that won't ruin our tea
catastrophically
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 12:30,
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Nothing untill the delivery this afteronnon I'm afraid (
willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 12:32,
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You could have a yamOr teacakes with jam
A fried slice of spam
Or some 50p ham
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 13:32,
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that sounds okbut I have to say
just like Nabokov:
nah, fuck off
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 14:09,
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a sudden vladimir
how very queer
to see you here
alas I fear
I am not your peer
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 14:58,
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I wandered lonely as a vlad
who's mocked for their too-ardent heart
When all at once, I was not sad
I spied a greetable Aardvark
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vladimir, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 15:53,
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your loneliness should soon abate
and joyous company be your fate
an ardent heart should not be mocked
unless you are a massive cock
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 16:26,
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Beetroot gaspachoAnd delicious it was too
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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 11 Jun 2026, 12:45,
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So like borscht but without the soured cream?(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 13:33,
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Yes, although you can add a dollop on top, along with a slice of bacon if it takes your fancy.(
Octo I ruin everything., Thu 11 Jun 2026, 13:39,
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I added a dollop on top of your nan, along with a slice of bacon IYKWIM(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 13:49,
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You shagged my nan?She's been dead along time.
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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 11 Jun 2026, 14:33,
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Don't just leave it there, some of us are still interested (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 23:30,
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nans absolutely have to be decanted(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 9:18,
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'NoonBalsamic glazed roast chicken sandwiches with fontina and beef tomato.
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.Yeti., Thu 11 Jun 2026, 12:46,
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Everyone here seems to eat better than I do Is /talk the foodie section?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 12:50,
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You should gaz mongychops, he knows about this sort of thing. (
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 11 Jun 2026, 13:17,
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I tried 100 year old balsamic in RomeIt was fucking amazing
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 13:30,
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I had no idea aged balsamic was a thing(
willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 15:05,
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Very much soThere are 'old money' Italian families with their own private barrels in the producers' cellars, and they will start a barrel from the 'mother' (the vinegar equivalent to an ancient sourdough starter) to commemorate the birth of a child so they grow up to have their own personal named vinegar. It's a big fucking deal and €€€€
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 15:27,
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Don't forget to smash that like button and subscribe, guy's(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 15:34,
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And absolutely has to be decanted(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 22:23,
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Aldi is a horrible flavour.I prefer cheese and onion.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 12:56,
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I find cheese and onion to be a Lidl strong for my taste (
Cheers Cheers, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 13:14,
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what's your prefered strength of Chesse and Onion crisp?(
willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 13:18,
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I had yoghurt with chopped apple and some mueslithere's a loaf of bread in the oven and it looks like it's gonna be a doozy but I was too hungry to wait for it to bake and then cool down enough to slice.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 13:51,
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I like how your couldn't-wait snack has made me see you as a little rodent(
vladimir, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 13:53,
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11 June?Must be that one day of the year when I can delurk and show off ALL MY FUCKING CANDLES!
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C, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 10:43,
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many happy candles on you b3day(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 13:51,
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Yes but did you consider that you could have not?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 10:47,
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I considered it, but couldn't decide the best course of action so I decided to delurk biennialy instead as a compromise.
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C, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 10:50,
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Fair enough.As your account is older than mine, I have to assume you'll choose the wisest course of action.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 10:56,
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In just a few short weeks you will have attained the same level of experience and wisdom.
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C, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 10:59,
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I'll have to wait until september (
willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 11:23,
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So many candles!Happy B3ta Birthday
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 10:56,
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knew instinctively you would go fuck yourself x(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 8:00,
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I know, what's the deal with them right?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 7:58,
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= Ant + Dec, maybe yours will catch on.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 11 Jun 2026, 8:09,
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I've got a tea and cake hangoverthat'll learn me to go wild on a Wednesday night...
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 7:37,
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No fucking please, we're British!(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 7:57,
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Yep The area I live in has been declared a dispersal zone by the police, due to kids throwing stuff at cars and dropping things off the overpass, the little scrotes
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Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 8:44,
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My first thought would be A lot.
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Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 9:30,
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Ah the little tykes!(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 9:09,
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Hopefully that means they get to disperse cluster munitions over the area until the antisocial behaviour ceases.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 10:15,
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They should throw the munitions at the fucking parents (
Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 10:23,
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IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING(
Octo I ruin everything., Thu 11 Jun 2026, 9:18,
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It's always herpes, never hispes (
Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 22:16,
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I’ve just had a cup of tea and a slice of cakeAt 10.15 in the evening. Kerayyyzeeee!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 22:20,
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u r well ments matehang on, isn't that just supper?
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MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 22:21,
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Had that HOURS agoI’m MAAAAAAD me
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 22:34,
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you're climbing the walls to badonklers land you are(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 22:37,
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knew instinctively you would understand x(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 23:09,
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it's a hard knock lifeit's a made up drug
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MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 22:38,
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yep, that scans*sings*
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MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 22:38,
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just bought a bottle of red wine and it's fucking awful. i keep track of the good ones but took pot luck and fuck me sideways it's like licking jeremy beadle's rotting ringpiecebutt worse.
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MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 19:58,
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I saw some wine with Snoop Dogg's face on the label in Sansbury's today.I assume it's infused with weed or something.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:20,
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I mean, the image of Snoop Dogg's face was on the label, not his actual, literal face, of course.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:20,
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I prefer the idea of it being his actual face(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:22,
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i love the idea of it each label being his actual face like in the Prestige he never knows if this time he's going to come out as himself or as a label (
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:24,
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The Prestige is top-tier NolanApart from Christian Bale's cockney accent.
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yeah it was a cracker and no mistakehe done some great ones. -the odyssey
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MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:27,
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Tenet was a criminally missed opportunity, and no mistake.(
.Yeti., Wed 10 Jun 2026, 21:00,
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oh fuck off you horrible cunt(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:25,
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*sadface*(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:55,
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you can never go wrong with fleurie, or erm, the other one, wait what is it...barolo
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vladimir, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:49,
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Barolo absolutely has to be decantedPoured straight from a freshly opened bottle it's actively unpleasant. Half an hour later...pure magic
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:54,
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ahhh Queefy old chap, knew instinctively you would understand x(
vladimir, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 21:27,
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you are starting to become sickly, like syrup(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 21:37,
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knew instinctively you would understand x(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 21:42,
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i knew instinctively they'd be staring at me x(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 22:17,
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AbsoluteCuntyeah that's got a decent ring to it
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MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 22:35,
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I'm going to update my board sig in honour of this moment x(
vladimir, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 22:53,
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Afternoon.as of this moment
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 12:00,
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It was afternoon hours ago in Bandar Seri Begawan,you despicable Eurocentric fascist.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 10 Jun 2026, 12:02,
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Do you want to be?Weezer might have oversold it a bit.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 13:25,
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"In 2014 it had a population of 4,640 people", the good ole days(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 16:45,
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Contrafibularities of the period to you Sir / Madam(
Octo I ruin everything., Wed 10 Jun 2026, 12:13,
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Is that a Senior Cardgauge reference?Comgrabuations Ethel!
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 12:24,
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Alright Blackadder (
Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 14:26,
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King prawn noodle soup And a glass of ginger beer
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Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 14:27,
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I refuse to say GEOSTORM despite your constant demands.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 15:04,
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My god, it's full of tards!2026: A Talk Odyssey
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 7:49,
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MorningI see they're rioting in Belfast. Ah, they'll be enjoying that - been a while since they had a big riot.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 8:27,
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The prophecy is coming true, just as Kaiser Chiefs predicted (
Cheers Cheers, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 9:43,
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GORDON'S ALIVE!!!???(
Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 11:13,
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Tracked down the source of the strange noise I've been hearing todayTurns out yesterday's chipmunk rescue was not a success at all, I was pretty sure he'd run out the open back door but the fucker was hiding inside.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 18:40,
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He was hiding in the closet, not really something I'd associate with garold(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 19:55,
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BANANAS IN HARAMBES(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 20:32,
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THIS SHIT IS HARAMBE'S! H A R A M B E🦍💩
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 1:34,
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i beginning to see why everyone else has left(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 19:40,
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What if I was to tell you that he had some original Alvin and the Chipmunks 10" white labels for sale?(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 22:27,
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I'm sorry do you live inside one of those annoying films where the animals talk(
vladimir, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 23:13,
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Have you tried taking a deep breath and shouting "AAAALLVIIIIIIIINNNNNN!"?(
Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 8:34,
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afternoon / morning / evening / my account Delete as applicable
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 12:12,
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You want someone to delete your account?(
Octo I ruin everything., Tue 9 Jun 2026, 12:28,
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classic internet convo right hereThis is what keeps me coming back
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 15:34,
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You're wanking him over your keyboard?(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 15:50,
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up and over like a pan of milk as the Viz profanisaurus would put it
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 17:41,
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Yeah it's not sticky enough.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 16:14,
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Afternoon.any progress on the terrible co-worker situation?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 14:09,
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she doesn't work with u m8(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 18:22,
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All I know is that I'm not likely to get in any trouble And that the whole of health and safety wants her gone
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Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 8:33,
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The Australian sprinter Gout Gout is another teenage athlete making a name for themselves.(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 13:26,
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I think backspace is the politically correct term(
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 13:26,
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where's hedgy, this new kush is 33.99% apparently(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 1:32,
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In Malta, went on holiday but haven't found time to beaker about it on here yet.I'm sure there's a reason they didn't just round it up to 34%, and I'm sure it's nothing to do with assay results and everything to do with marketing to people who see a number to several decimal places and go "like wow, man, science!"
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Probably some legal issue where they're subject to a higher tax level at 34%This one time I went to Malta. We went on a boat to the blue lagoon and everyone got seasick. I didn't like it.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 8:46,
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Yeah, I'm sure the variation from batch to batch, plant to plant,and probably even between buds on the same plant is greater than 0.01%.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 9 Jun 2026, 9:00,
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This is a much more succinct version of what I've previously said.We make morphine sulfate 10mg/10ml in Intrasite gel at work. Operators will weigh 1.000g powder and make it up to 1kg. If the printout reads 0.999g I'll note it on the batch documentation, but the end result will be within acceptable tolerance limits when QA test the samples. I'm not changing the label to say 9.99mg/10ml.
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Typical Porky, always banging on about MINUSCULE DRUGS.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 9 Jun 2026, 13:50,
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Weed is routinely batch tested here, variation between harvests can be huge; but you're right in saying buds from the same plant will differ significantlyThey sell the 'smalls' separately to the premium bud, they're a bit cheaper usually, and the %thc is always different to premium buds from the same batch.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 13:37,
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if you get up early and queue up down at the fort in Valletta, they release 20 tickets a day for the next day at the Hypogeumwell worth the effort, it's fucking incredible
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 11:30,
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It's nice of you to make the recommendation, but Porky doesn't strike me as the type who's into psytrance. (
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 9 Jun 2026, 12:30,
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+ He said "Captain!" / I said(
Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 8:59,
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laku noć(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Mon 8 Jun 2026, 21:10,
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aren't those are bagpipes(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Mon 8 Jun 2026, 21:21,
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i'll give 'em a blowoh my god i don't think they are
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MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Mon 8 Jun 2026, 21:38,
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aren't those But weird bit ok are bagpipes(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Jun 2026, 22:51,
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you'll regret messing around like that with them if there's an accident(
vladimir, Mon 8 Jun 2026, 22:26,
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Bitch face was thwarted in her efforts to screw me over Which just proves that that was her endgame. I'm good and she can't rely on daddy much more.
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Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Mon 8 Jun 2026, 23:08,
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Will it be chips or jacket spuds?Will it be salad or frozen peas?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Jun 2026, 23:00,
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i hope it's chips it's chips(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Mon 8 Jun 2026, 23:47,
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It is! Looks like I finally got my timezone game in order!(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Jun 2026, 23:47,
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I'm well out, fuck knows when I'm going to watch the football (
mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 0:34,
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Whoah man, an afternoon thread from morning? Consider my melon well and truly twisted!
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 8 Jun 2026, 13:37,
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MORE LIES FROM THE FAKE MAINSTREAM LEGACY MEDIA*storms off*
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 8 Jun 2026, 15:28,
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Hi!How has your day been going?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 8 Jun 2026, 15:49,
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The Office was great at the time. But that's about it.(
Octo I ruin everything., Mon 8 Jun 2026, 10:45,
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MorningOff work today with a case of being really ill.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 8 Jun 2026, 12:18,
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We are going on a summer holidayIf you want to go, yo, Sven
We going to London and New York City
And we take a little piece of Amsterdam
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$$ ✅, Mon 8 Jun 2026, 12:40,
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Hello.My hangover has somewhat abated thanks to a large infusion of salad followed by cheese and biscuits.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 16:22,
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Lots of water and a berocca is what you need (
Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 17:57,
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I'm unbearably hot Menopause is a cunt.
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Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 17:57,
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They're not flowers, you silly fucker Cunts are always useful, unlike people.
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Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 18:53,
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You'd have to be a right knob to diss cunts.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 7 Jun 2026, 19:39,
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I pick people like that up and throw them across fields. that's right, I'm a diss cunts thrower \o/
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vladimir, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 20:42,
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It's an expensive sport, you have to keep your eyes open for disscunts(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 20:54,
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I'm very glad to have made you so happy.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 8 Jun 2026, 8:57,
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2 Can can't be a cunt He lacks both the depth and warmth
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Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 22:23,
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