My god, it's full of tards!2026: A Talk Odyssey
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 7:49,
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MorningI see they're rioting in Belfast. Ah, they'll be enjoying that - been a while since they had a big riot.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 8:27,
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The prophecy is coming true, just as Kaiser Chiefs predicted (
Cheers Cheers, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 9:43,
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GORDON'S ALIVE!!!???(
Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 11:13,
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Tracked down the source of the strange noise I've been hearing todayTurns out yesterday's chipmunk rescue was not a success at all, I was pretty sure he'd run out the open back door but the fucker was hiding inside.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 18:40,
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He was hiding in the closet, not really something I'd associate with garold(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 19:55,
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THIS SHIT IS HARAMBE'S! H A R A M B E🦍💩
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 1:34,
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pfffffff(
vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 23:13,
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i beginning to see why everyone else has left(
MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 19:40,
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What if I was to tell you that he had some original Alvin and the Chipmunks 10" white labels for sale?(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 22:27,
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I'm sorry do you live inside one of those annoying films where the animals talk(
vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 23:13,
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Have you tried taking a deep breath and shouting "AAAALLVIIIIIIIINNNNNN!"?(
Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 8:34,
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afternoon / morning / evening / my account Delete as applicable
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 12:12,
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You want someone to delete your account?(
Octo I ruin everything., Tue 9 Jun 2026, 12:28,
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classic internet convo right hereThis is what keeps me coming back
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 15:34,
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You're wanking him over your keyboard?(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 15:50,
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up and over like a pan of milk as the Viz profanisaurus would put it
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 17:41,
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Yeah it's not sticky enough.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 16:14,
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Afternoon.any progress on the terrible co-worker situation?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 14:09,
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she doesn't work with u m8(
MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 18:22,
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All I know is that I'm not likely to get in any trouble And that the whole of health and safety wants her gone
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Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 8:33,
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The Australian sprinter Gout Gout is another teenage athlete making a name for themselves.(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 13:26,
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I think backspace is the politically correct term(
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 13:26,
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where's hedgy, this new kush is 33.99% apparently(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 1:32,
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In Malta, went on holiday but haven't found time to beaker about it on here yet.I'm sure there's a reason they didn't just round it up to 34%, and I'm sure it's nothing to do with assay results and everything to do with marketing to people who see a number to several decimal places and go "like wow, man, science!"
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Probably some legal issue where they're subject to a higher tax level at 34%This one time I went to Malta. We went on a boat to the blue lagoon and everyone got seasick. I didn't like it.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 8:46,
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Yeah, I'm sure the variation from batch to batch, plant to plant,and probably even between buds on the same plant is greater than 0.01%.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 9 Jun 2026, 9:00,
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This is a much more succinct version of what I've previously said.We make morphine sulfate 10mg/10ml in Intrasite gel at work. Operators will weigh 1.000g powder and make it up to 1kg. If the printout reads 0.999g I'll note it on the batch documentation, but the end result will be within acceptable tolerance limits when QA test the samples. I'm not changing the label to say 9.99mg/10ml.
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Typical Porky, always banging on about MINUSCULE DRUGS.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 9 Jun 2026, 13:50,
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Weed is routinely batch tested here, variation between harvests can be huge; but you're right in saying buds from the same plant will differ significantlyThey sell the 'smalls' separately to the premium bud, they're a bit cheaper usually, and the %thc is always different to premium buds from the same batch.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 13:37,
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if you get up early and queue up down at the fort in Valletta, they release 20 tickets a day for the next day at the Hypogeumwell worth the effort, it's fucking incredible
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 11:30,
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It's nice of you to make the recommendation, but Porky doesn't strike me as the type who's into psytrance. (
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 9 Jun 2026, 12:30,
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FROZEN DONKEY (
vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 11:32,
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+ He said "Captain!" / I said(
Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 8:59,
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Evening (
vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2026, 20:54,
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HI CHEERS(
vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2026, 22:25,
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aren't those are bagpipes(
MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Mon 8 Jun 2026, 21:21,
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i'll give 'em a blowoh my god i don't think they are
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MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Mon 8 Jun 2026, 21:38,
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aren't those But weird bit ok are bagpipes(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Jun 2026, 22:51,
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you'll regret messing around like that with them if there's an accident(
vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2026, 22:26,
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HELLO :)(
vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2026, 22:25,
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Bitch face was thwarted in her efforts to screw me over Which just proves that that was her endgame. I'm good and she can't rely on daddy much more.
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Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Mon 8 Jun 2026, 23:08,
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Will it be chips or jacket spuds?Will it be salad or frozen peas?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Jun 2026, 23:00,
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i hope it's chips it's chips(
MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Mon 8 Jun 2026, 23:47,
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It is! Looks like I finally got my timezone game in order!(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Jun 2026, 23:47,
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I'm well out, fuck knows when I'm going to watch the football (
mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 0:34,
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Whoah man, an afternoon thread from morning? Consider my melon well and truly twisted!
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 8 Jun 2026, 13:37,
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MORE LIES FROM THE FAKE MAINSTREAM LEGACY MEDIA*storms off*
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 8 Jun 2026, 15:28,
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Hi!How has your day been going?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 8 Jun 2026, 15:49,
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The Office was great at the time. But that's about it.(
Octo I ruin everything., Mon 8 Jun 2026, 10:45,
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MorningOff work today with a case of being really ill.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 8 Jun 2026, 12:18,
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We are going on a summer holidayIf you want to go, yo, Sven
We going to London and New York City
And we take a little piece of Amsterdam
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$$ ✅, Mon 8 Jun 2026, 12:40,
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Hello.My hangover has somewhat abated thanks to a large infusion of salad followed by cheese and biscuits.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 16:22,
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Lots of water and a berocca is what you need (
Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 17:57,
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I'm unbearably hot Menopause is a cunt.
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Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 17:57,
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careful, 2 Can Chunder. very careful now(
vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 18:15,
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They're not flowers, you silly fucker Cunts are always useful, unlike people.
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Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 18:53,
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You'd have to be a right knob to diss cunts.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 7 Jun 2026, 19:39,
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I pick people like that up and throw them across fields. that's right, I'm a diss cunts thrower \o/
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vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 20:42,
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It's an expensive sport, you have to keep your eyes open for disscunts(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 20:54,
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8-DYEARS since I got this reaction, YEARS \o/
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vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 21:47,
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I'm very glad to have made you so happy.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 8 Jun 2026, 8:57,
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2 Can can't be a cunt He lacks both the depth and warmth
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Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 22:23,
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ahahahhaha OUCH(
vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 23:14,
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