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morning poo stabbers
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 7:00,
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Why hello there
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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 3 Sep 2026, 7:41,
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General Oct-obi!
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 8:04,
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pr+
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 10:10,
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quit yo' jobbie-jabbin'
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 7:53,
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jobbie wheeker
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 8:05,
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I pity the poo
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 12:09,
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ain't gettin' on no throne, sucka
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 12:11,
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+ea
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 3 Sep 2026, 13:57,
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Morning
I put some fig and walnut bread in the machine on a timer last night so had some proper artisan bread for breakfast.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 8:08,
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You can't spell 'Kenobi' without K N O B. Really makes you think, doesn't it?
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 8:18,
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some sketch show when I was a kid called him "hubby wanky knobbie", which made me laugh
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 10:10,
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Round my way, he's Obnib wob Kenebneb
- for some [wacky] reason
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 12:16,
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b3ta.com/talk/8469555P
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 3 Sep 2026, 12:30,
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I never stabbed you
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 8:54,
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o hai mark
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 10:11,
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afternoon
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 2 Sep 2026, 18:58,
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evening
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 2 Sep 2026, 19:01,
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morning
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 2 Sep 2026, 19:34,
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afternoon
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broadsword, Wed 2 Sep 2026, 19:52,
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evening
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 2 Sep 2026, 20:00,
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RIP to one of the all-time great /calendar threads
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 2 Sep 2026, 20:32,
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i forgot calendar existed
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 2 Sep 2026, 20:37,
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So did Rob
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 2 Sep 2026, 20:46,
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diankale will never be forgotten, 5eva in are harts
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 14:47,
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what was it?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Sep 2026, 23:59,
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A place for b3tans to organise social events
But that’s not important right now
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 7:26,
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teh b4shz0rz!!!
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 7:53,
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lololololoololololol oh come ON do I look gullible
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vladimir, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 11:08,
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Is this some kind of joke?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 11:17,
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b3ta, you mean
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 12:55,
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lol no
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 16:26,
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afternoon
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Sep 2026, 20:20,
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mofahaning
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 2 Sep 2026, 20:30,
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SMELLY WILLIES
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 2 Sep 2026, 21:38,
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ARSEHOLE
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 2 Sep 2026, 22:19,
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Yo
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 2 Sep 2026, 11:41,
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Ho
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 2 Sep 2026, 11:49,
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You a ho, Trouser
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 2 Sep 2026, 11:50,
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I could change my ways...
but you always be U G L Y. lol.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 8:52,
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alright h
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 2 Sep 2026, 11:51,
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Bollocks
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 2 Sep 2026, 12:05,
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You fucking stupid fucking cunt
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 2 Sep 2026, 11:53,
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I'm flattered
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 2 Sep 2026, 12:04,
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words
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 2 Sep 2026, 12:07,
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To your mums
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 2 Sep 2026, 12:13,
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Terrible bullying of Queef. :(
/ac
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 2 Sep 2026, 12:19,
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An oxymoron
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 2 Sep 2026, 12:23,
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said the hydrogen atom dismissively of the water molecule
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 2 Sep 2026, 13:46,
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 2 Sep 2026, 15:35,
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Might do a daily comic strip about the rivalry between hydrogen and water and post it on /board.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 2 Sep 2026, 16:13,
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As long as you give them fur and tits
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 2 Sep 2026, 17:09,
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Dude
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Sep 2026, 14:33,
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b3ta
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 2 Sep 2026, 17:34,
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morning dog botherers!
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 2 Sep 2026, 6:01,
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Hi
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 2 Sep 2026, 6:52,
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*bothers dog*
Alright.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 2 Sep 2026, 7:51,
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Well, I will try to get into my own bed while she's comfortably curled on top of the duvet, won't I
+ a poo, etc.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 2 Sep 2026, 8:56,
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Oi oi
I’m off the the blood bank in a bit to deposit some top-notch claret.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 2 Sep 2026, 10:10,
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people say I have the best blood, nobody's ever seen blood like this before
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 2 Sep 2026, 10:18,
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I bet Trump's blood is like Heinz ketchup.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 2 Sep 2026, 11:18,
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It's probably about 40% actual Heinz ketchup, given his constant hamberders.
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.Yeti., Wed 2 Sep 2026, 11:23,
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Little cholesterol croutons floating around in it.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 2 Sep 2026, 11:52,
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evening
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 19:33,
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alright
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 19:39,
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b3ta.com/talk/8484500
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 19:47,
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MOFAHA!
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 20:52,
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Hi
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 20:07,
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hi
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 20:53,
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night
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vladimir, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 20:43,
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night
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 20:53,
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evening morning
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 20:56,
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Too far mate.
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 21:31,
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Not nearly far enough
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 22:43,
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horrible evening
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 22:52,
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Isn't it just
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 23:02,
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Mr. Tea
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 1 Sep 2026, 13:34,
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Smash Monkey
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 13:38,
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Smash Monkey!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 14:08,
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mofaha!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 14:26,
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garold!
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 14:27,
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mr horrible!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 14:36,
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MiseryCunt!
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 15:59,
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wut
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 18:37,
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Cheers!
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 18:46,
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mofaha!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 19:48,
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garold!
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 20:57,
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Cheers
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 13:51,
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Cheers!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 14:09,
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Garold! No, wait, I've fucked that up.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 14:26,
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garold! no it's fine
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 14:36,
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Mr. Tea!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 14:08,
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arseboon dilbaro
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 14:22,
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morning
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arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 14:27,
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semen khaidenko
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 14:28,
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Hi-vis Warlock
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 18:15,
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rl zz
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 18:36,
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Conspicuous druid
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 20:46,
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Bou
The real Bou, the whole Bou and nothing but the Bou
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"TEMU Bou", Thu 3 Sep 2026, 9:18,
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Cheers
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 12:12,
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Cheers Cheers
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 12:23,
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Cheers
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 12:29,
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Cheers
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 12:28,
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Cheers
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 12:29,
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afternoon
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 12:31,
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afternoon morning
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 12:35,
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it's still my morning morning but afternoon
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 12:41,
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morning
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 5:59,
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morning morning
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 6:14,
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morning morning
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vladimir, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 6:58,
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morning morning
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 7:04,
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morning morning
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 1 Sep 2026, 7:08,
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morning morning
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 7:40,
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Cheers, Cheers
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 1 Sep 2026, 8:01,
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tea tea
No sorry that doesn't work
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 8:10,
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:(
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 1 Sep 2026, 8:21,
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Mr. Mr.
Take these broken wings
And learn to fly again
Learn to live so free
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 9:14,
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tea tea eff enn
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.Yeti., Tue 1 Sep 2026, 8:27,
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Audi+
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 10:00,
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two tea, or not two tea
that's the question
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vladimir, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 10:34,
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^two tea fruity
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 11:53,
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Morning
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 8:48,
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Morning
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 8:55,
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morning morning
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 9:47,
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GEOSTORM morning
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 10:25,
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morning morning
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 12:23,
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Alright
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 22:16,
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Yes alright thanks, you?
I may not reply because I'm going to bed now, please do not mistake my absence for disdain.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 22:23,
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alright
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 23:22,
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We bought two bottles of €6 whiskey in Spain
It is fucking disgusting. Really shudder-inducing stuff. It’s about drinkable with ginger beer, but only just. What should I mix it with to make it more palatable?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 17:52,
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Jenkem
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.Yeti., Mon 31 Aug 2026, 17:54,
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It would improve it, yes
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 17:57,
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chuckem!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 0:07,
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€7 whiskey
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 17:55,
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Hmmm
Makes sense…
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 17:57,
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Turtle power!
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 8:15,
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Idk, prolly spunk or w/e, lol.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 31 Aug 2026, 18:02,
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lol!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 18:51,
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or w/e w/e
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 19:13,
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50/50 with maple syrup
let it mix properly for a day or so
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piss and shit, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 18:13,
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Hmmmmmm……
Tempting but the maple syrup would cost more than the booze. I’ll try golden syrup as I’ve got some of that in the cupboard…
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 18:51,
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spunk €6 on a shit drink
then cheap out on fixing the problem
fuckwit
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piss and shit, Tue 1 Sep 2026, 11:28,
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Pure orange juice and tonic water
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 19:08,
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put peeled slivers of fresh ginger root and sugar/syrup in the bottle, will taste better immediately but keep the ginger in the bottle and shake it every day, it will improve
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 19:12,
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alt: coca cola as a mixer pretty much hides the taste but it's gross anyway
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 19:15,
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g+
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 19:36,
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then it will all taste the same
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 23:25,
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Just pour it away. For the sake of €12 why suffer
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vladimir, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 20:10,
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Naah
It’s a challenge
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 20:29,
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If you want a challenge
Mix it with tomato juice and Bovril
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 21:00,
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A Bloody Awful Mary
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 21:10,
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he prefers to be called garold
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 21:19,
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actual lol
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 21:24,
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He can always mix it with everclear and 20/20
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 21:28,
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👍🏻
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 23:23,
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🤣🤣🤣
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"TEMU Bou", Thu 3 Sep 2026, 9:15,
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Pepsicola
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"TEMU Bou", Thu 3 Sep 2026, 9:17,
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Morning
Am at the gym. I miss my party days…
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 6:50,
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Morningggg
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vladimir, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 7:11,
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Hello. 6k rowed. Time for push-ups and sit-ups. Bleurgh…
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 7:26,
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Less texting, more lifting
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 7:54,
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HnnnnnnNNNNNNNNGHHHhhhhnnnn!!!!
*pop*
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 8:53,
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+o
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 11:59,
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+l
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 31 Aug 2026, 12:24,
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Call that push up?! It looks more like you're trying to fuck the floor!
- oh, right. Sorry. I'll, um, leave you to it.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 8:27,
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His name is Mat
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 8:52,
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'At the Jim', eh?
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.Yeti., Mon 31 Aug 2026, 10:51,
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6k!!! Bloody hell
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vladimir, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 11:08,
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I once did 25 km in two hours, with only a piss break halfway through.
On maximum resistance.
That was quite a long time ago, though.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 31 Aug 2026, 12:26,
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Since all rowing courses are 2km long, you've overshot by some distance and ended up in a shopping centre.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 11:15,
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In the central fountain presumably, going round and round
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 12:04,
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I think one oar is shorter than the other
or else the rowlocks (rollocks?) are fautly.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 12:48,
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Scooby destined never to father a puppy :(
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 13:01,
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He'
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 31 Aug 2026, 15:01,
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Carnival for me today
Going to get wankered and stuff my face
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 10:40,
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C r iv
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broadsword, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 11:05,
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Jings, ens, help ma boab
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 11:13,
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alt: not for cutaneous, rectal or intravenous administration
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 15:28,
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Fuck that
Party on, dude
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 15:02,
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Mike DYERS
Dana CARKEY
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 15:05,
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Party for one at the gym
Just say the poppers are steroids and I'm sure you'll get away with it
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fross Read your email on, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 15:08,
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It’s not the same.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 18:52,
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pushing morning down the board
alt: evening
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Cheers Cheers, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 18:20,
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bollocks
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 18:55,
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Scott,
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Cheers Cheers, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 19:41,
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afternoon
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broadsword, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 19:07,
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yo
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Cheers Cheers, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 19:42,
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evening
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 19:25,
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smeg
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Cheers Cheers, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 19:42,
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Evening
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 19:31,
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‘sup
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Cheers Cheers, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 19:42,
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I'm very tired
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 19:55,
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Same
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Cheers Cheers, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 20:46,
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WHY CAN I STILL NOT FUCKING SLEEP!?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 3:23,
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BH tomorrow!
I expect I'll squander it like all my other days off
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 20:44,
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b3ta.com/talk/8484389
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Cheers Cheers, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 20:46,
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+ &
Good to see doctors are still smoking
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broadsword, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 20:58,
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Additionally, a large unique play area is found in the park and includes:
a gentle dinosaur
two concrete dolphins
three beautiful dinosaur eggs
three playful seals
a tire swing
tot swing, and
The USS IMAGINATION
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 2:18,
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And a partridge in a pear tree
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 3:24,
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Here's a list of my ailments
I have obstructive sleep apnea
I have non-alcoholic fatty liver disease
I have insulin resistance and metabolic syndrome
I have bipolar depression
I have temporal lobe epilepsy
I have high blood pressure
I have super high bad cholesterol
I am exceptionally sedentary
I am obese
I am 57
I put this all into AI and asked for a prognosis
It said if I don't do something about all this I'll be dead by 70
I said "what can I do to speed it up?" 🤣😂🤣
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"TEMU Bou", Sun 30 Aug 2026, 16:22,
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Keep getting medical advice from AI
That ought to speed it up.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 16:43,
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I think it's right in this case
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"TEMU Bou", Sun 30 Aug 2026, 16:51,
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OK you should be taking statins, moderate exercise, ideally lose weight if possible. Daily oats, porridge probably. No alcohol ever (yes I know it's boring). Find a helpful range of self-soothing and calming stuff that works for you and helps you ride out the Big Feelings as and when they surge through, tidally. Find a way to connect to something outside yourself that grounds you and makes you feel part of something bigger. Grow plants. Even one small pot of something. Get an animal or spend as much time as you can with or near animals. Find five things a week in your home that you can recycle, bin, or give away. Lay down on the ground at least once a week, ideally outside, and pretend you're growing roots into the earth beneath you. Don't do this anywhere you might get 1.) stepped on, or; 2.) run over. Find out what and who makes you feel valued and thin out what and who doesn't. Consider self-compassion. Consider it again but this time without taking the piss. As often as possible, remind yourself of a time you felt happy, safe, and calm, and imagine all the details of it. How it looked, how it smelt. How it sounded. How it made you feel. Find ways to let go of caring about stuff that doesn't really matter. And revisit being kind to yourself. Or, you know, don't do any of that shit, fuck it
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vladimir, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 17:05,
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But trust me on the sunscreen
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vladimir, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 17:07,
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OK you should be taking statins, moderate exercise, ideally lose weight if possible. Daily oats, porridge probably. No alcohol ever (yes I know it's boring). Find a helpful range of self-soothing and calming stuff that works for you and helps you ride out the Big Feelings as and when they surge through, tidally. Find a way to connect to something outside yourself that grounds you and makes you feel part of something bigger. Grow plants. Even one small pot of something. Get an animal or spend as much time as you can with or near animals. Find five things a week in your home that you can recycle, bin, or give away. Don't 1.) stepped on, or; 2.) Find out what and who makes you feel valued and thin out what and who doesn't. Consider self-compassion. Consider it again but this time without taking the piss. As often as possible, remind yourself of a time you felt happy, safe, and calm, and imagine all the details of it. How it looked, how it smelt. How it sounded. How it made you feel. Find ways to let go of caring about stuff that doesn't really matter. And revisit being kind to yourself. Or, you know, don't do any of that shit, fuck it
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 30 Aug 2026, 17:13,
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pfffff YOU ROTTER
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vladimir, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 19:01,
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Hark at you with your sensible, useful advice on /talk.
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.Yeti., Sun 30 Aug 2026, 17:20,
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awful isn't it
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vladimir, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 19:01,
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Thank you 😭
I did have a dog.
We had to put him down last Saturday
He was really old and ill and suffering
I'm a bit scared of statins but I'm willing to do all the other stuff
Thanks for the kind advice
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"TEMU Bou", Sun 30 Aug 2026, 18:09,
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I'm extremely sorry about your dog, matey :(
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vladimir, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 19:00,
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Thanks vladimir ❤️
Appreciate it
Have decided no more pets so it was particularly hard to lose him
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"TEMU Bou", Mon 31 Aug 2026, 6:28,
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Ohhhhh that's tough and a tough choice :(
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vladimir, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 7:13,
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I know, heartbreaking
Even if I wanted to my sister won't
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"TEMU Bou", Thu 3 Sep 2026, 9:14,
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Ignore him, I'M the official chat GPT.
Now I suggest you submit an online appointment request and we can have a brief chat about your health in around 3 months time
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 20:43,
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lol :)
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vladimir, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 23:13,
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3 MONTHS????!!!!!!!
😫
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"TEMU Bou", Mon 31 Aug 2026, 6:35,
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try turning yourself off
Then not back on again
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 17:11,
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Don't know how, mate
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"TEMU Bou", Sun 30 Aug 2026, 18:09,
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sorry i feel bad for saying that
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 2 Sep 2026, 21:10,
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Sounds fucking awful
I’m not sure I have much to add to what others have said other than Mounjaro is brilliant (I’ve had great results as have a lot of my friend and family) and losing weight could help with a lot of your issues. Hope you get on top of some of those problems.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 21:13,
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Thank you garold ❤️
I will check Mounjaro out. Thanks
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"TEMU Bou", Mon 31 Aug 2026, 6:32,
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morning
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 1:38,
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b3ta.com/talk/8484337
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 2:30,
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indeed
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 6:03,
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Morning
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 6:09,
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still up from last night?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 8:44,
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too many little blue pills 💙
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 10:49,
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I was, yes
Got to sleep about 7.30, woke up at 11, shower, coffee, quick bite, then off to the cinema to watch toy story 5. After that, we went to the pub for a roast and back to the cinema to watch coyote Vs acme
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 19:30,
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morning
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 8:44,
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Hello
I’m off for a jolly walk to Greenwich for breakfast.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 9:22,
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-o
+e
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 10:49,
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christ garold I'm sorry I don't have the energy for the strikey-g, hope you had a great time
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 13:54,
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Ok so we can all just pretend that you posted strikeout l replace with n and then we could reply "what's a jonny walk?" and we'd all have a right laugh about it
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 14:05,
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then I suppose someone (NOT me) says good one mm
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 16:45,
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and Trigger does a face
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 18:19,
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Yeah well you would say that.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 10:36,
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because of their name, right?!
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 10:50,
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Who said that?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 11:10,
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Certainly not the Obvious Sorcerer
- he's a right twat
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 12:47,
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Evening
I'm coming back from my "holiday" tomorrow, so I'll be getting absolutely fucked up with my niece tonight, who's in on the whole thing. What are you smeggy cunts up to?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 18:16,
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How do you get to Carnegie hall? Just answering your question.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_philanthropists
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mongychops, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 18:51,
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Zerbanoo Gifford, last name on the list, image how embarassed she must be, she finally made the list but she's LAST
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 20:22,
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ZZ Top were cropped off the bottom, ironically
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 21:50,
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*something about a close shave*
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 0:12,
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Hold on, is it possible that's actually Zerbanoo Zerbanoo "Top" Gifford
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 0:16,
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Bus
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 21:06,
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To answer your question seriously
If you're talking about Dolly, she's spent millions on improving childhood literacy, donated a million to COVID research and given $1,000 a month to families who lost their homes through wildfires. Not to mention greenlighting Buffy.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 21:11,
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Pales into insignificance next to George Soros and Bill Gates
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 21:30,
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Fuck off
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 21:36,
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What's wrong with facts?
Nobody's denying that Dolly Parton did good charitable work but to claim that she's one of the greatest ever philanthropists is just cuckoo.
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 21:39,
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Well stick me in a fucking clock
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 21:44,
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Why is "holiday" in inverted commas?
I'm drunk from beer
I never drink so two beers makes me drunk
I have fatty liver disease so I shouldn't be drinking at all
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"TEMU Bou", Sun 30 Aug 2026, 16:03,
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well stop it
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 17:40,
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I've had two beers
That will be me til Christmas
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"TEMU Bou", Sun 30 Aug 2026, 18:18,
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Because I didn't actually go anywhere
Although the vast majority of my family and everyone at work thinks I did
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 21:14,
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Ah!
Make some AI photos of yourself with some hot Spanish guy in Mallorca🤣😂
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"TEMU Bou", Mon 31 Aug 2026, 6:41,
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Morning.
Alt.: favourite non-main-sequence star? I'd have to say Eta Carinae.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 29 Aug 2026, 7:51,
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Currently thought to be the only star to emit natural laser light,
which is cool.
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.Yeti., Sat 29 Aug 2026, 8:03,
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Yeah, it's pretty badass.
Any other suggestions, though?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 29 Aug 2026, 8:48,
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I like a bit of HOPS 383 in the morning.
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.Yeti., Sat 29 Aug 2026, 9:35,
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Ooh, nice choice.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 29 Aug 2026, 10:03,
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Fuck off, I liked HOPS 383 before any of you cunts had even heard of it
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 12:14,
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I MEANT I LOOKED IT UP AND IT SEEMED AWESOME
WHY ARE YOU BEING SO AGGRESSIVE :((((
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 29 Aug 2026, 12:17,
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Sorry can't hear you above the sound of my enormous telescope
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 12:24,
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my being an
tele+r
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 29 Aug 2026, 12:25,
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If you can tell me which "scoper" you meant (the social app, the R package, the PHP tool, or something else), I can give you more detailed instructions or help!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 15:27,
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You’d have to?
Why, does it have a gun to your head?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 9:08,
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Yes.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 29 Aug 2026, 10:03,
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Objects like T Tauri are still gathering mass and contracting before nuclear fusion starts, give them a fucking chance eh
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 10:53,
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T Tauri my mum
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 29 Aug 2026, 11:46,
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morning
Conversations a bit more intelectual this morning. I had no idea there were quite a few astonomy fans on /talk.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 11:08,
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we're rehearsing the heat death of the universe
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 12:49,
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Don't talk to me until you've named your favourite synapsid SMH
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 11:09,
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prolly Elton John
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 11:21,
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Solid choice.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 29 Aug 2026, 11:46,
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You expect me to choose?
The light from some stars can take so long to reach earth that they may already have died before you see them
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 11:29,
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Dunno.
Anyone able to explain to me how this works?
a.aliexpress.com/_Ev4mxSK
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 11:36,
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I mean, if it's one size fits all then why do they offer a range of sizes?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 11:39,
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adapting to them takes 3 to 5 days, but once we adapt, we never leave them off, they are SEASONAL
"I bought them for my mom, but she wears the same size as me"
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 12:09,
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you mate. you're my fav.
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 12:33,
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Awwww. ^o^
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 29 Aug 2026, 12:37,
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Morning!
Last weekend in Canada before going back to Europe, so looking forward to having a nice fun time.
Anyone doing something fun this weekend?
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fross Read your email on, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 13:58,
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Wife went to see Bon Jovi with her pal last night,
so I watched 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple with her mum's dog. My dog had retired to bed by that point.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 16:34,
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What did you think?
I went in not expecting much but was pleasantly surprised.
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.Yeti., Sat 29 Aug 2026, 17:31,
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I thought it was brutal, but really good.
Fiennes and O'Connell gave excellent performances.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 21:16,
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As did Lewis-Parry, who was the unexpected heart of the film
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 22:25,
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I saw that bon jovi doc a year or two ago
he was talking about some voice issues and rehabilitation, how to get back to his top level, was a very interesting show!
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fross Read your email on, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 15:07,
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Zerbanoo
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Aug 2026, 0:16,
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Would you dunk a smeggy dildo in the penis beaker? We need to know.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 22:06,
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meep
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 22:17,
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mongychops, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 22:34,
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No m8.
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 22:37,
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I'll be stirring my brandy with a nail, boys
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 23:26,
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You got to get behind the mule in the morning and plow
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 23:39,
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It's a lovely sentiment but they'll not let me get behind them any more
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 23:50,
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youtu.be/B2v-AkSj260?is=7yGpAUv8nQ_X1QsN
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 0:49,
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I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO PUT IN YOU
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 1:01,
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I've got a lotta bitches to plow so you can fucka me later or you can fucka me now
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 1:09,
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I got about 99 billion bitches but a plow ain't one
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 1:27,
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Jimmy?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 1:01,
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fuck off back to mumsnet
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 1:00,
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Correct answer
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 1:10,
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A skin of four out of seven - and I knew three of the ones I got right
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2z4np5pnyo
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 13:06,
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5/7 J/K
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 13:22,
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3/7 Stu Francis smeggy dildo scene NSFW
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 13:23,
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Francis had numerous catchphrases on Crackerjack, mostly based on his prolific "Ooh! I could crush a grape!!".
Other variations included: "I could pummel a peach" and "I could rip a tissue".
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 18:44,
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+nal
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 18:44,
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tissuenal
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 21:47,
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bless you!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 23:29,
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4/7 smeggy bread
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 13:25,
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4/7 might try again later
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 13:52,
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4/7 gnome with a smeggy dildo
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 16:42,
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3/7 it definitely got more difficult the second time
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 16:58,
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fucking 1/7 piss in my hair
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piss and shit, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 14:16,
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No More Bad Hair Days with NEW Piss In My Hair™
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 17:01,
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You've got hair?
I must have misremembered you.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 19:18,
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Pubes are hairs
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 21:57,
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2/7 getting your foreskin stuck between your own teeth
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 14:46,
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We've all done it.
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 19:06,
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The penile frenulum would make an excellent flossing tool.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 19:20,
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I've got a brand new penile frenulum, and I'll give you the key
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broadsword, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 19:31,
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*twangs*
It's G#
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 19:50,
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I haven't
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 21:58,
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2/7, belming spasmo.
/ac
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 28 Aug 2026, 15:25,
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morning
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 5:53,
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morning morning
alt: morning
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 5:56,
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It’s Friday, thank Attenborough.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 6:46,
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Grave-id Attenborough
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 7:00,
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Death on Earth
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 7:00,
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I know he's the gold standard national treasure and all that, but he's a creepy old man isn't he
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 7:39,
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Not to my knowledge, but then I’ve never been in a dark room with him all slathered up with oil while Barry White records are playing.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 7:40,
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He was on the Graham Norton show years ago alongside Cameron Diaz
and it was... uncomfortable.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 7:43,
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I was on TV with him once
He seemed ok in the green room afterwards, but then there were
more interesting people than me on that program that night
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 7:56,
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OH my goodness
Just absolutely rabbitholed into this extraordinary life story
Tyvm
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vladimir, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 14:12,
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Did he crack on to Graham Norton or something?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 28 Aug 2026, 9:11,
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That was me m8
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 9:21,
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Mistook him for a hylobatidae
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 9:23,
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disgusting
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 17:07,
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Morns
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 8:27,
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Afternoon
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 12:00,
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Optimus sub-Prime
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 27 Aug 2026, 16:44,
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Peter Culled
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 27 Aug 2026, 16:45,
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TransFORMER
etc
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 27 Aug 2026, 16:47,
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No change there, then
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2026, 16:58,
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/links is over there ---------->
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 27 Aug 2026, 18:41,
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eww no thanks
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 27 Aug 2026, 18:47,
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Actually quite sad about that, even though I was always into the UK comics and thought the cartoons were pish.
And the Michael Bay abominations were much worse. And he wasn't even in my top 10. Still, what a voice.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 27 Aug 2026, 17:27,
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Sorry, I mean sub-Optimus past-his-Prime
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 27 Aug 2026, 17:28,
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That’s the spirit!
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 27 Aug 2026, 17:29,
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We’re losing some good ones this year :(
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 27 Aug 2026, 17:28,
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At least we still have The Donald, please God don't take him too late.
Soon. I meant soon.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 27 Aug 2026, 17:32,
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If god exists, he won't be the one to take that shit-soaked orange cancer on humanity
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2026, 19:56,
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Fuck off back to mumsnet
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mongychops, Thu 27 Aug 2026, 18:37,
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I got banned for posting scat porn
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 27 Aug 2026, 18:46,
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Harsh
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mongychops, Thu 27 Aug 2026, 19:02,
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Ah mumsnet, home of the penis beaker.
Obligatory
mumsnet /talk
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.Yeti., Thu 27 Aug 2026, 19:08,
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Alright gnostic yeti
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 27 Aug 2026, 19:11,
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Γνῶθι σεαυτόν
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.Yeti., Thu 27 Aug 2026, 19:20,
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🖤
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vladimir, Thu 27 Aug 2026, 20:30,
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Iron hide also dead :-(
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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 27 Aug 2026, 19:57,
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Such heroic nonsense
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 27 Aug 2026, 20:02,
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Raymond Burr died in 1993 m8
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 27 Aug 2026, 21:56,
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In Generation 1 continuity, his distinct weapon is a liquid gun capable of generating and firing various substances, all over ur nan's tits
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Aug 2026, 23:14,
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Iced-T
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 27 Aug 2026, 20:50,
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Mos Ded
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 27 Aug 2026, 21:03,
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