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fuck
i should have stayed out and gone to one of the parties i was invited to.

i've been home 10 minutes and i'm bored already.
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:09, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/613477
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:10, archived)
because i have to be back at work
at 10am tomorrow morning.
and if i go to parties, i get trashed.
trashed+10am the following morning=*error*
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:12, archived)
Furry muff

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:15, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/613472
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:12, archived)
well I'm listening to music
you may as well join me
84.67.208.105:8000/listen.pls
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:02, archived)
NO!
There is a huge music festival on, and I have over 4 000 mp3s of music I actually like.

Thanks for the offer though. :)
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:03, archived)
please yersel

(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:04, archived)
*pleases Yersel*

(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:04, archived)
Good ol' Yersel. Love him.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:05, archived)
I please 'mysel' all the time.
I'm doing it now.
(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:07, archived)
pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:09, archived)
Get your hands out of your pants, you dirty bastard!

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:09, archived)
Don't listen then
Simple
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:05, archived)
I'm not. :)

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:06, archived)
Listening or simple?

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:07, archived)
Ha.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:08, archived)
you are in a tetchy mood today
*tickles*
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:17, archived)
You were nasty to me the other day.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:37, archived)
*clicks*
Is that Dolly Parton with LBM?
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:05, archived)
indeed it is
welcome in, have a seat
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:07, archived)
We do have to go out soon
but the musics are lully thank you Uncle Dill

/Wicca'd
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:15, archived)
no probs
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:16, archived)
Ok
I'm listening to The Male Nurse.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:10, archived)
well that's dinner eaten, all that shite's still on the telly
so what's happening here then?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:44, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/613477
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:45, archived)
does she go, eh?
know what I mean, is she a goer?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:48, archived)
Nudge nudge
could have asked her yourself last night on the FTL board
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:49, archived)
eh?
was she there then? who she be?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:50, archived)
For the last 45 mins she was - Lizzzz

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:52, archived)
no, sorry guvnor
means nowt to me
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:54, archived)
Is dj pimping his sister?

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:55, archived)
seems so
reckon I'm in there
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:55, archived)
oi!

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:56, archived)
well you started it
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:58, archived)
Not you ...
teh pimping bit :)

oh i'm only joking
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:00, archived)
music linky up there^

(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:03, archived)
Knock Knock Knocking
:)
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:04, archived)

www.ftlfm.com/board/index.php?m=30724
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:55, archived)
Does she lyke horzes???////!!!111

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:52, archived)
No

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:53, archived)
God, not another pink website, please.
My eyes only just stopped bleeding from the last one.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:54, archived)
Sadly,
talk about that shite on the telly.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:46, archived)
People talking about all that shite on the telly.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:46, archived)
right then, let's talk about summat else
who's not here?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:47, archived)
Jesus.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:49, archived)
Boo!

(Jimmy Choo, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:50, archived)
You took your time coming.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:51, archived)
thought you ladies liked a man to take his time?

(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:52, archived)
2000 years is a bit long for anyone,
even Sting.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:55, archived)
indeed
you'd need a lot of patience and loads of lube
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:56, archived)
what a weird bugger he was
all that blessing folk and drinking wine and telling everybody he loved them, hang on , no that's that old wino who lives behind the shops
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:51, archived)
Rod Hull
And that one from the four tops.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:49, archived)
JELLY
I MUST HAVE GREEN JELLY
(glenbo, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:51, archived)
I AM HERE!
/fof
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:51, archived)
fof?
wassa
(glenbo, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:55, archived)
Fist of Fun

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:56, archived)
ahh yes
i see it
(glenbo, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:00, archived)
im talking about the shite on the telly
did anyone just see the beach boys mans depressed singing?
(glenbo, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:47, archived)
No, but fat, ugly, smug bastard Chris Moyles is on.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:48, archived)
I thought it was Gary Bushell,
or that chav lottery winner.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:49, archived)
Or that episode of Family Guy when he loses his bones.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:51, archived)
Moyles or Bushell?
Who's the bigger cunt? Hmmm, tough one.
(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:52, archived)
Zombie Wilson?

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:48, archived)
Ozzy Wilson

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:49, archived)
if zombie wilson isn't the lead beach boys man then no
but i once had a barber named dominique
(glenbo, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:49, archived)
Who would have motherfucking thought
that snoop d o to the double g
would be suitable shizzle for teatime viewing on the BBC?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:43, archived)
Gr8
isn't it
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:45, archived)
He's a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:45, archived)
wash your mouth out nigga
he's the coolest dogg on the motherfuckin planet
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:46, archived)
Now the BBC are talking to Chris Moyles.
He's a much bigger cunt. Literally.
(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:48, archived)
He can't literally be a cunt, you arsebucket.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:52, archived)
Literally bigger = fatter y'see.
Comprenez-vous Anglais?
(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:54, archived)
Better than your French.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:57, archived)
Apologies.
Still learning. :)
(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:01, archived)
Apology rejected.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:02, archived)
In that case:
Pourquoi n'allez-vous pas vous baiser? :P
(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:05, archived)
Snoop Dogg singing about... himself.
Fuck yeah. That's really gonna save Africa.
(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:47, archived)
No more or less
than any other artist
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:48, archived)
Right again.
The whole event is pretty pointless really.
(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:50, archived)
So why am I wittering about it?
And replying to myself?
(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:50, archived)
It is if you
overlook the entertainment value
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:54, archived)
Good lord...
....Dido duetting with Youssoun D'our....wither Neneh Cherry?!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:43, archived)
That was hours ago

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:44, archived)
Just started at the Eden Project...
..unless the connection here is on something of a lag
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:45, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/613528
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:47, archived)
This
...worst duet since Bono and Sinatra...
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:48, archived)
What's this about Addams Family Values?
It's meant to be a great film. Anyone seen it?
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:41, archived)
It's rubbish

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:42, archived)
If you write Addams Family Values
enough in a thread , does it appear on Google?
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:43, archived)
Let's see
Addams Family Values
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:46, archived)
Fuck up your stupid shitting mouth, you arsebeavering twatchicken.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:48, archived)
that will look so much nicer pink

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:49, archived)
Cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:55, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:46, archived)
Well....
there's always Wimbledon....?





Well, maybe not.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:44, archived)
Yes, I have a comment to make about that movie that I could definitely not have made in any of the other similar threads.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:43, archived)
Which film?
*that was the point of the thread, oc!*
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:43, archived)
west west yough
whats my name?
i seem to suffer amnesia
(glenbo, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:44, archived)
Just finished watching Addams Family Values.
Great film.
There's some guff with Annie Lennox on the BBC. What's all that about eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:36, archived)
Don't worry about it
it's nothing
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)
She has a funyn voice, doesn't she?

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)
It's a thingy with money and 8 people
Did you watch batman returns last night?
That was also a great film
(glenbo, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:38, archived)
Strangely no
but those were my two favorite films when I was 12 or whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:39, archived)
It was the first time i saw it
it had alot of burtonesque feel to it
(glenbo, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:41, archived)
Possibly because.....
...Burton DIRECTED it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:54, archived)
I watched Batman last night for the first time
while working, didn't know it was on and so had no expectations. Very surreal, I enjoyed it.
If I had gone to the cineam to watch it I think I would have been disappointed though. Good brainless entertainment.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:42, archived)
I'm
very drunk.
I need to decide now whether to go out again or have a nap.(And wake up at silly o'clock feelin like shit)
I have a potential date and everything who I have been chasing for months, but I can't really be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:33, archived)
Attempt the impossible - Drink yourself sober.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:34, archived)
I've done that several times.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:35, archived)
I hate cunts who say that
"I drank myself sober last night" No you fucking didn't you just reached a point and stayed there
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:35, archived)
I've never heard that phrase before ever.
Some kind of Southern thing?
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:36, archived)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)
"I drank myself sober last night"
Never heard anyone say that before.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:38, archived)
If anyone claims to have done it,
I challenge them to kill themselves alive with a car and a length of hose.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:39, archived)
Hankster.... meet Lu

Lu...meet Hankster

You two would be great in a corner together solving the world's problems.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)
Considering that Lu is possibly the person I know best/longest on here
I think we could.

That's if the worlds' problems could be solved by ranting
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:39, archived)
I'm going to a parrrrrty
at my sisters house, why not come along?
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:35, archived)
unless you are too drunk
(and she will be sober) then you should go :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sygiinu, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:35, archived)
She works in my local
she finished work at six and has gone home to get changed. She is very sober
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:36, archived)
hmm so if she knows you're drunk already
there's no problem :) go anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sygiinu, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)
Get round there before she's finished changing ;)

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:38, archived)
So, it's 6.30 pm
and you're drunk and on the internet.
Are you sure this was the plan?
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)
"Word up mother fuckers"
it's Snoop Dogg
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:31, archived)
More swearing before the watershed. How fucking rude.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:32, archived)
Terrible ;)

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:32, archived)
McCartney is 'loving' it.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:33, archived)
We've certainly got a nice live 8 theme going on in this board
I think it's a good thing, its a pretty monumental media event. It's odd when they refer to the 'billions of viewers'
(glenbo, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:34, archived)
I sincerely hope
that the people on at the Eden Project are swearing profusely in their African language.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:38, archived)
Are you still watching that ?

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:39, archived)
Oh yes.
And dancing about like a spastic mongoose.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:40, archived)
:)
cool
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:41, archived)
Dido's come on now
in a duet with an African chappy.
She sounds like Barry White's raped her vocal chords with a cheesegrater.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:44, archived)
And the cunt don't know what his name is

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:40, archived)
pffft

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:41, archived)
Pfft
Make poverty history and get Robbie laid.
That line will go down in the annals of TV history.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:26, archived)
He was obviously so high.
Or just a big plonker.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:26, archived)
i enjoyed the comment
'i only take in liquids...in an oxygen tent'
(glenbo, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:27, archived)
Urban acts.
Remember all that fuss a while back about not enough 'urban' acts being involved in Live8? Well I've got the BBC's coverage on at the moment, and I think I might know why.

Urban... music... is... shite.

EDIT: In my opinion.
(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:32, archived)
That's a sweeping generalisation
is it not?
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:34, archived)
you mean he should insert the word

probably?
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:35, archived)
or "In my opinion"

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:36, archived)
No

(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:35, archived)
You're right. I apologise.
What I should have said was "I have never heard a single piece of so called 'urban' music that appeared to have any artistic merit whatsoever. What's more, I feel that the egotistic, materialistic, sex-obsessed pap dribbling out of my speakers at the moment is completely inappropriate for an event such as Live8".

(Waits for someone to sing about 'shaking their booty').
(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:39, archived)
That's better :)

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:43, archived)
What, all urban music?
What is urban music?
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:40, archived)
Rap, hip-hop, etc.
Oh and R n B, yick.
(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:44, archived)
Silky anteater!
www.canopytower.com/pub/bbc_silky_anteater.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:21, archived)
now
THAT'S cute :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:23, archived)
hmmm
*goes out with home perming kit*
*discovers some new species*
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:23, archived)
was robbie pissed
or was he acting?
woo to the anteater
(glenbo, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:24, archived)
I have no idea
the ratbag won't let me change the channel. she's not very well so the slightest thing sets off uncontrollable crying.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:26, archived)
Give her a rattle
in the item sense, I don't want you doing a louise woodward on me
(glenbo, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:29, archived)
Just a cunt of the first water
Next!
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:29, archived)
bad scheduling
first there was muse, kaiser chiefs and keane all on at the same time, now i'm stuck between shakira and brian wilson. Not literally, that would be hideous.
(Brad Dice, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:25, archived)
Oo-err!
It are a long way down.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:26, archived)
Hmmm...
Addams Family Values had such a great cast. The great Tony Shalhoub just had a 20 second cameo as a camp sailor.
And Joan Cusack used to be sexy. Who knew?
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:19, archived)
the biggest rock/pop concert on earth is going on
and you're wathing the adams family?
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:20, archived)
Why would I want to watch crap bands playing their tiny sets, from hundreds of miles away, on TV?

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:21, archived)
Why would you want to press buttons
on a keybored?
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:22, archived)
Because this is at least mildly entertaining.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:23, archived)
In 20 years time you'll be telling the yoofs down the pub
"I was there at the last one. Much better than this one. Better acts than these youngsters today" As they wheel out Mick Jagger and his oxygen bottle.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:23, archived)
If the next one has worse acts than this,
I'll be amazed.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:24, archived)
Who needs to actually watch it when there's a running commentary on here?

(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:25, archived)
Both films were great,
and I'm not a big telly/film fan.

I thought the whole cast was as good as it could be.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:20, archived)
So...
Who here loves manatees?
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:07, archived)
my aunt.
she's got a manatee calendar, manatee ornaments, coasters, a cuddly manatee... and a holiday home in Florida to go and look at them several times a year
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:09, archived)
They have funny tails.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:09, archived)
like beavers' aren't they?
*awaits pussy jokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:11, archived)
Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittens.
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:12, archived)
How racy!

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:13, archived)
With thanks to Woolworth's Finest crackers
circa 1986
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:14, archived)
looking at the manatees with pretty patterns up their backs
caused by rednecks in boats
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:10, archived)
manatees are luffly
*pets*
(I helped save b3ta! Sygiinu, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:11, archived)

This must be a baby one.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:12, archived)
oo!
being bottle fed by the looks of things.
(I helped save b3ta! Sygiinu, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:19, archived)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:20, archived)
mashed with mayonaise

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:14, archived)
You're thinking of avocado.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:16, archived)
no, it goes nice on a baked potato

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:16, archived)
You're thinking of a tea cosy.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:17, archived)
I would like to hug one.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:17, archived)
Even though they might be considered slightly slimy?

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:18, archived)
no more slimey
than a dolphin
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:21, archived)
SNAKES AREN'T SLIMY!

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:26, archived)
But if it were an underwater cuddle
then I would be slimy too so it wouldn't make a difference.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:25, archived)
UB40?!
Hahahahahahaha.

I don't want to be snobby and snotty about Live8 but, Jesus...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:06, archived)
Weren't they in the Live Aid before?

They wheel out some of the previous old farts
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:07, archived)
Yeah, I think so.
I've got the telly on, but listening to Radio 2's coverage because it's tons better.

I can swap the volumes if something interesting comes on the screen, it's as good as directors commentary for simpletons like me.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:09, archived)
Sounds a good plan

I think they include some of the original acts so old people can say - fuck me! they've aged.
They still see them in their mind as the same age as when they were in the charts 20 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:13, archived)
The guy with the dreads has a receding hairline. How strange!

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:15, archived)
Always makes me laugh how the dreadlocks man
speaks with a brum accent
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:21, archived)
bet the bbc regretted showing green day there
let the complaining mothers rain hell
(glenbo, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:04, archived)
Where did Green Day come from?
I got in as they finished and they are not on the playlist I was given.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:05, archived)
They were in Germany
if that helps
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:06, archived)
That helps my confusion
Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:07, archived)
Fucking fuck yeah! FUCK!

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:06, archived)
If anyone complains,
send them round to me and I'll give them a spray of my special anti-tonsillitis serum.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:06, archived)
why?
what did they do?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:06, archived)
Said naughty words.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:06, archived)
people who complain about that
give sensible mothers like me a bad name

/currently deciding when to stop letting the ratbag watch things with lots of swearing in
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:10, archived)
I let my daughter watch
and then tell her it was a nawty word and daddy wouldn't say that, but mummy might however. Then mummy hits me.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:16, archived)
Mr V never swears
and often tells me off for it (usually as it starts being copies repeatedly). I now make an effort to always say "bother" instead
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:23, archived)
played


/Badger
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:07, archived)
Especially
With all the old dears just turning over to BBC2 to watch Wimbledon.
(Neatly Sliced, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:07, archived)
I appear to have bacterial tonsillitis
any suggestions to make it better? typical that these things always show up on a Saturday morning when I can't get to the GP for antibiotics
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:55, archived)
Would gargling mouthwash maybe help?

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:56, archived)
Gargle with salt water
Helps soothe the throat.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:56, archived)
I've been doing that all day
and it's not helping this time. I've also used honey to no noticable effect
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:57, archived)
see if your pharmacist has
an anesthetic spray that will go directly to your throat and not in your mouth.

I would see about the emergency doc, if it's not easing off slightly you could end up very sick indeed, and so will the sprogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:59, archived)
Lozenges. They be anesthetic?

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:00, archived)
they only make your mouth numb though
they do ease your throat, but only slightly.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:03, archived)
I'll need to try and get out tomorrow then
everywhere will be shut now. I have a feeling though that the last time I tried to get some of that stuff for a throat infection I couldn't have it cos of breastfeeding. or maybe I was pregnant. I'll need to check.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:03, archived)
gargle tcp.
or drown yourself in lemsip.
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:57, archived)

tcp pcp

You'll soon forget about that throat...
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:19, archived)
gargle with salt water
and eat toast and honey.

You might also want to try milk and honey drink.

/had 8 bouts of bacterial tonsillitis and quinsy before having tonsills out.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:57, archived)
milk and honey is good
gargling with dissolvable aspirin also helps (if you're not allergic to it/taking anything else)
(I helped save b3ta! Sygiinu, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:01, archived)
do you warm the milk so the honey dissolves?
it sounds vile, I hate milk as a drink, though maybe with honey it would be ok. I can't take aspirin though
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:05, archived)
yes
heat the milk up in a pan or in the nuker, then stir the honey in.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:06, archived)
I used to get really bad, recurrent tonsillitis in my early 20s
and was about to have my tonsils out when it all stopped. I used to just use ibuprofen, salt water gargles and Soothers and that was enough. this time it's not helping. *mutter grumble*
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:02, archived)
get them removed
it's painful, but I felt about a million times better for it. I only realised quite how run down it was making me, when I recovered from the op and realised that for the first time in about a year I didn't have a sore throat.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:05, archived)
my appointment to see about it
was shortly after it all suddenly cleared up (with a rather attractive Antonio Banderas-lookey-likey doctor, complete with accent who had my mum practically drooling) so the doctor wouldn't take them out. I wasn't keen on the idea anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:07, archived)
The honey stuff is what I used
when I had something similar about a year ago, but it only really worked for me for 30 seconds after I used it, so ended up drinking it like tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:02, archived)
gargle with DDT

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:00, archived)
suck my penis

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:02, archived)
Yay!
White middle class audience attempting to sing along with the nice man from Uganda.

Pffft

/edit May have joined in also
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:38, archived)
Yay!
White middle class internet users watching it online and feeling they are cultured and way superior to anyone watching Hyde Park.


Pffft
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:41, archived)
Yay!
White middle class internet users mocking those who prefer to broaden their musical horizons rather than settle for the same tired mainstream pap.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:44, archived)
i think you'll find the range of music in hyde park
is rather more diverse than the Eden project.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:46, archived)
But it's the kind of stuff
you hear every day.
I'm just trying something different.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:46, archived)
I hear that eden project stuff all the time on my travels and such.
Woo drums and a skirt.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:47, archived)
You've not seen his music collection
have you?


/Wicca'd
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:48, archived)
Yay!
Fluff on my balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:46, archived)
Nice tits.
/obvious
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:47, archived)
And
spunk on your windows, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:47, archived)
Or ghostly apparitions amongst the trees?
/sprays ectoplasm
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:48, archived)
Oooh, that's a new one...
"No, Mr Drycleaner, it's ectoplasm."
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:50, archived)
*adds to list*

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:52, archived)
I bet Derek Acorah(sp) has tried that one a few times.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:52, archived)
I sometimes get a bit excited with tits resting on my balls.


'Tis a stain inside the double glazing really
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:49, archived)
everybody does

(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:52, archived)
that would drive me insane
my windows are filthy (well, up to as far as the ratbag can reach) but at least I know that if I clean them they'll look clean afterwards.

the ratbag is currently singing Bowling for Soup at me
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:53, archived)
It's really annoying,
but since me and ms D split up, the inside cleaning of windows has suffered a mini bit anyway.

I'm working on the theory that if they get dusty enough you won't notice the immovable stain.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:57, archived)
I was nuturing a nice little bird the other week.
In the end it wouldn't leave me :(
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:48, archived)
I used to put those out
but the squirrels, working in pairs, squirrel-handled them out of the trees and rolled them away. I should put them out again, I've not seen the squirrels since we started seeing foxes...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:49, archived)
are any of us middle class?

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:47, archived)
I thought it was a classless society now.
If Tony lied to us about that, what else....?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:48, archived)
I consider myself working class
but then my dad's a millitant socialist, so I think me being a pinko liberal was getting off lightly
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:51, archived)
I was born working class
then my parents went middle class (and still are) raised me with 'nice middle class values', then I left home, and became council estate working class.

I'm working class again but with a bit of a posh accent apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:55, archived)
hehehe
i'm sure my local waitrose hires people with poor elocution, in order to make their customers feel superior.
(I helped save b3ta! Sygiinu, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:42, archived)
I'm just back from the Edinburgh bit
I didn't go to the march but I went along to the festival on the Meadows. they had a few live link-ups to live8 in Hyde Park
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:47, archived)
"by the time this concert ends, 30000 people will have died"
Audience: WOOOOOOO!!!!!!
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:37, archived)
Brad Pitt... And Angelina Jolie...
At Live 8?

*phones the Sun*

Annie Lennox, now there's some talent. *falls in lurve*
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:38, archived)
they're probably shagging right now in a port-a-loo.

(Tezzrexx http://5punk.co.uk - b3ta gamers, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:42, archived)
Is Annie Lennox
'from Hebden Bridge'? She looks like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:43, archived)
Looking more like Jamie Lee Curtis every day.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:43, archived)
just needs redish hair

(Tezzrexx http://5punk.co.uk - b3ta gamers, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:47, archived)
And smaller mouth.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:49, archived)
And extra genitalia

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:51, archived)
and someone stabbing her several times...
;D
(Tezzrexx http://5punk.co.uk - b3ta gamers, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:52, archived)
Arf!
I was thinking the same thing
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:41, archived)
Loyalty.
Whatever happened to that concept? Maybe it's only supermarkets that offer it these days.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:35, archived)
it depends

(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:36, archived)
Doesn't everything?

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:37, archived)
possibly

(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:38, archived)
it's still around
people just overlook it by accident
(I helped save b3ta! Sygiinu, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:37, archived)
You mean maybe I should buy a dog?

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:37, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/613281
(I helped save b3ta! Sygiinu, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:40, archived)
You bathe in your own spit?
Explains a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:42, archived)
eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Sygiinu, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:46, archived)
Cats aren't loyal.
They're so two-faced that they go to get fed at several houses. And so skanky that they sleep in fields.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:42, archived)
my cat was loyal :s

(I helped save b3ta! Sygiinu, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:44, archived)
Meh.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:45, archived)

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