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# Chair Imagination

Or maybe I'll call it 'Do Chairs Dream of Green Fields?'
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:20, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:21, archived)
# Why did you leave the sitting reading bit still, and have the looking at the chair bit animated.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:32, archived)
# Compression Issues
Originally the sitting me was turning the pages of the book but because this sequence was longer, I would have had to add more loops of the galloping.

Also I needed a lot of colours for the gradients, so I had to sacrifice frames to save on memory to add more
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
brilliant as always
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:21, archived)
# Are you any closer to deciding what the hell you want me to draw?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:30, archived)
# me in a sexy silver bikini on the beach in spain
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:56, archived)
# I don't have enough flesh coloured pixels.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 21:02, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 20 May 2010, 21:26, archived)
# hehe top class :)

smashin' cloud wibbles
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:21, archived)
# Ta
I like to think they make it a little easier to see what's going on. Movement catching the eye an' all that
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:25, archived)
# hahahaha
he's riding you like a bitch.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:21, archived)
# Hehe
Being in close contact to human arses is bound to give chairs a filthy mind....
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:22, archived)
# they permenantly have wood.
a bit like me in my teens.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:25, archived)
# hahaha
you maniac! :D
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:22, archived)
# you have huge skirting boards.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:22, archived)
# Yes, They're Quite, Quite Silly
Also, the rooms in my flat have 3 metre high ceilings....
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:23, archived)
# sheep, you need a house not a flat
it is far better.

not bragging but i have a garage as well, which is full of shit and my 'project' old scirocco is still on my drive.

this year is the year of getting rid of the shit and getting the 'rocco up on ramps.

now, if i can just win the euro millions i'll be sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Aye, I agree
Sadly they're also quite expensive where I'm living

I'm dreaming of the day I can have a little studio with a whole wall I can film against. That and a shed, garage and the cat gets his own room too please
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:30, archived)
# You are my ex-housemate AICMFP
I do like a tidy 'rocco, but my current project is my otherhalfs corrado - and I'm sorry, but I think I prefer it!
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:33, archived)
# i love the corrado
but my 'rocco has a G60 number plate, so i really want to get a G60 lump in it eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:50, archived)
# there's nothing wrong with a flat
i love my little place, it's just right for me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:35, archived)
# You're a loon!
A damned good one at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:22, archived)
# Somebody forgot their medication today
.




woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:22, archived)
# I don't have any medication
Perhaps ultimately there is the problem. I do keep being kindly offered pills by email though
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:26, archived)
# viagra don't cure insanity
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:29, archived)
# Damn
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:31, archived)
# but you'll be able to wank like a madman.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2010, 21:24, archived)
# heh heh!
nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:22, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:24, archived)
# Click
McLick
I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:24, archived)
# AWESOME!!!!
"CLICK" :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:25, archived)
# I hope this is a dream
and not a vision of GOD!

woo
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:25, archived)
# Who thinks about sitting?
I give the chair a 10.0!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:25, archived)
# I'm trying to draw the attention to the lack of sitting thought
It's a very real problem in modern life
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:28, archived)
# Hmmmmm....oh yeah...I could be sitting right now...instead of holding this computer!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:32, archived)
# Woo
(subscribed to your youtube) :D woo
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:26, archived)
# You seem to enjoy sitting in chairs in the middle
of the room reading books. This seem a terribly uncomfortable idea to me! REMEDY THIS NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:28, archived)
# Oh Noes
I have a wrong brain!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:35, archived)
# yes, yes you do!
Silly Sheep! Great, but Silly Sheep :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:42, archived)
# beautiful, and simply brilliant as always
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:29, archived)
# Clickin' long and hard!
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 20 May 2010, 20:29, archived)
# woo mr sheep :D
You was the one who made me find b3ta thanks:D
(herman:D, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:29, archived)
# Yay!
That makes me happy
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:36, archived)
# Yeah, but we all wanna beat you up for it ;)
ONLY KIDDING HERMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:42, archived)
# :((
(herman:D, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:48, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:31, archived)
# Woot!
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:36, archived)
#
you have waaay too much time on your hand and you need to put tutorials on the web on how to do this. have tripple woos and yays!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:46, archived)
# It's my job though!
These silly GIFs are to promote myself as a freelancer

Also, they're tax deductable. Or something

Oh, and I might well make a tutorial video. Although in reality it'll be me pissing around and teach people nothing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:48, archived)
# yes make a tutorial video
woooooooooo :D
(herman:D, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:53, archived)
# Don't get too excited
In all likelyhood it won't be educational. Er... unless I actually make a tutorial for it that is
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:56, archived)
# tutorial :D
yes yes yes
(herman:D, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:59, archived)
# FREE THE FURNITURE SLAVES
WE LOOK TO THE DAY
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 May 2010, 21:07, archived)
# You are a god!
and I am a disciple. Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 20 May 2010, 21:56, archived)
# AAU.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 20 May 2010, 22:24, archived)
# ohhhh man this is brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 20 May 2010, 22:47, archived)
# That is bloody brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Hahaha,
fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Wonderful sir!
*Click* :) (Genius)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Do Armchairs Dream of Equestrian Sheep?
Yeah, it's not an armchair, and equestrian has one more syllable than electric, but it's the best I could come up with.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Wow, that's it!
That's the name I was failing to come up with. Thank you thank you thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:35, archived)
# You're most welcome.
Feel free to borrow/steal/adapt to your own needs.

(It's a fab animation. It makes me smile.)
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:15, archived)
# this is sublime!
...and I like the non-animated you - it suggests quiet contemplation of a jolly good book.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Holy fuck, this is mad!
...and I 'kin love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:08, archived)
# hell yeah!
for some reason the chair reminds me of that bit in Smell Of Vic and Bob, where Bob wishes for an ironing board to attempt to mount Vic.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 21 May 2010, 17:18, archived)
# Ha ha
Nice one sheep : )
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 22 May 2010, 2:53, archived)
# This is really lovely
I'd like to imagine you at the park filming the galloping bit!
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Aw, Sorry To Disappoint
Filmed in the privacy of my living room. Even I have my limits
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:57, archived)