Home » Messageboard »
XXX » Message 10264426
(Thread )
Newsletter subject line compo
If your humour is ripe then it's time to type
(
rob ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:25,
archived )
BAITING YOU WITH POLICE VANS
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:26,
archived )
HALF A POUND OF BERNARD MATTHEWS PLEASE BUTCHER
(
Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:27,
archived )
MASTER BAITER
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:55,
archived )
At least a cunt's useful, wank ...
Oh.
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:00,
archived )
Media Students get A grade for making it onto TV
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:27,
archived )
B3taful, really B3taful
(
flatfrog Staring vacantly into space ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:27,
archived )
^ this
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:40,
archived )
*crosses fingers and toes*
pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
(
flatfrog Staring vacantly into space ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:43,
archived )
winning the NSLC is a major rush I can tell you
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:26,
archived )
Like snorting coke from between Kelly Brooks naked breasts
... I'll be back in five minutes something has just come up
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:28,
archived )
In your turkey, eating your Bernard.
(
Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is... ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:27,
archived )
Twizzling into your inbox since 2001
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:28,
archived )
we've spent all week thinking about you naked and errect
(
Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:28,
archived )
Jimmy Wales gets B3ta Contract - All Donations Accepted
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:29,
archived )
You're next, Jamie Oliver
(
Scaryduck LIKES EGG ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:29,
archived )
Bernard Matthews funds raised by Car Bootiful Sale
(
Ninj ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:29,
archived )
... is Bernard Manning still alive because I'm sure there some name confusion based humour here somewhere...
(
Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:30,
archived )
no - no he isn't
he died in 2007...
(
Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:50,
archived )
^ He should be done by now then.
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:56,
archived )
reminds me of that classic not the nine oclock news gag
"Tragedy today as bernard manning who was told to lose 3 stone or die, has lost 3 stone."
(
yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:21,
archived )
Because 'Young Person's Question Time' isn't comprehensive enough.
(
Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:30,
archived )
ONLY EVER 3 STEPS BEHIND TWITTER FOR THE LATEST NEWS!
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:30,
archived )
eventually Disney/Pixar will have cartoonised everything no matter how boring
(
Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:31,
archived )
Benard Matthews accepts his death after reading it first on Twitter!
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:31,
archived )
Turkey Ham but why no Pork Turkey. Finally the truth can be told
(
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:31,
archived )
Advising the US Navy on Korea-Limiting Manoeuvres.
(
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:32,
archived )
virtually breakdancing to save the internet community centre
(
Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:32,
archived )
old skool, I like it
(
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:56,
archived )
just old
so old... so very old
(
Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:07,
archived )
It's Christmas in heaven and turkey's on the menu
(
flatfrog Staring vacantly into space ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:33,
archived )
STUDENTS FIND KETTLES AREN'T JUST FOR MAKING TEA
(
Himjim died a little more inside on ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:33,
archived )
Yes
You can make Pot Noodles with them as well.
(
Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:37,
archived )
boiling an egg as well but that's too much like rocket science
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:38,
archived )
Norfolk man survives genetic deformities until the age of 80
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:33,
archived )
Due to cutbacks, this newsletter has no subject line.
* Hang on, that would not work would it?
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:33,
archived )
Booting the bucket. Really booting it
(
TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:34,
archived )
solution to student riots: Don't give them every Wedensday afternoon off!
(
Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:34,
archived )
We like N. Korea, and we like S. Korea... But which is better? There's only one way to find out...
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:34,
archived )
Ha!
This one.
(
Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:35,
archived )
B3ta supporting our friends and allies in North Korean.
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:35,
archived )
^ Stop the press we have a winner ^
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:45,
archived )
haha
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:45,
archived )
Blend it, add water, mix with ham, and reform it into something edible
(
Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:35,
archived )
Why did the turkey cross the road...
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:35,
archived )
Psychic cook called Carolyn convinced Rob he's got Ginger Hair
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:41,
archived )
Let's ask Tony Blair what to do about Korea
(
b3th Not shit. Not mod. ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:42,
archived )
give him a chance to fix the middle east like what he's doing such a good job of...
(
Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:44,
archived )
intensively farmed, not ethically sourced, full of fat and chemicals, and cheap... but enough about us...
(
Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:43,
archived )
Containing more Gobble than Debbie, from Dallis
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:47,
archived )
Standing with our North Korean Allies
(
The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd! ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:52,
archived )
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:53,
archived )
Nuts!
Didn't see that one
(
The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd! ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:09,
archived )
CHILEAN MINERS SUSPECTED OF SECOND NZ BLAST
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:53,
archived )
Just fucking snow already, you bastard!
(
b3th Not shit. Not mod. ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:53,
archived )
FUCKING SNOW, HOW DOES IT WORK
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:54,
archived )
Magnets - fucking shitty magnets!
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:58,
archived )
Science!
(
b3th Not shit. Not mod. ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:04,
archived )
Fucking miracles, man!
(
The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd! ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:12,
archived )
It's all that global warming, innit
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:09,
archived )
Snow in Winter - how unseasonal!
:D
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:29,
archived )
I blame immigrants.
And the poor.
(
An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:32,
archived )
needs more cancer and outrage
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:37,
archived )
and Turkey Twizzlers
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:40,
archived )
and liverpool
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:48,
archived )
4eva in our harts
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:50,
archived )
wiv da drumsticks
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:51,
archived )
Norfolk man touches last ham
(
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:57,
archived )
New Zealanders fail to thwart Balrog
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:00,
archived )
Ooof!
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:01,
archived )
Hahaha!
Ouch! =P
(
Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me. ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:12,
archived )
hahahaha *Click*
(
Thebigfella ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:19,
archived )
*caugh*splutter*breathe*
*wipes smirk from face* too soon!
(
Ratsta ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:20,
archived )
What is this new devilry? :D
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:26,
archived )
Superb
(
fuscous ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:33,
archived )
RUN YOU FOOLS!
(
Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:46,
archived )
FLY you fools.
Tsk!
(
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:18,
archived )
Well,
it's been a while since I watched it.
(
Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:10,
archived )
I heard they renamed him 'Vega' when the game was released in the West.
Wait...what?
(
An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:59,
archived )
pfft!
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 17:43,
archived )
fucking hell
Go directly to Hull for that one
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:28,
archived )
...though I did laugh
out loud in the office
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:32,
archived )
if sarah harding is reading this gaz mongychops
(
mongychops ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:00,
archived )
The Turkey Ham of spam emails
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:00,
archived )
Taking a Dump In McKeiths's billy can since 2010
(
joe is troubled Got all married and teh stuffs ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:03,
archived )
McKeith gives Christie a run for his money with size of Lunchbox found in knickers
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:04,
archived )
I, for one, welcome our turkey overlords
(
b3th Not shit. Not mod. ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:07,
archived )
I've had it with these baste-ards making Bernard Matthew jokes.
(
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:07,
archived )
B3ta smuggling more hidden spices down our knickers than Gillian McKeith!
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:09,
archived )
This is how Scampi Fries are made.
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:12,
archived )
haha and ewww
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:15,
archived )
koreas advisor gets new job
(
benito vaselini no not that one ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:10,
archived )
Turkey refugees flood into countryside, middle-classes outraged
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:12,
archived )
What's Bernard Matthew's wife getting for xmas?
A fucking goose.
(
benito vaselini no not that one ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:14,
archived )
Spider: I'm not going in a box with mckeith.
(
benito vaselini no not that one ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:15,
archived )
We dodge tax, but not your rubber truncheons.
(
Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:16,
archived )
<Insert Your Pithy Statement Here>
(
MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789 ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:19,
archived )
Stealing police uniforms to beat up kids.
(
chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:19,
archived )
Dune to be remade with Gillian McKeith in search of the spice poontang
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:21,
archived )
DECEASED SEASONAL MEAT MAGNATE CREMATORY SERVICES SPONSORED BY PAXO
(
An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:23,
archived )
can you imagine how lovely the Crematorium will smell
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:26,
archived )
FUCKING LOVELY MEAT
(
An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:31,
archived )
Yay more Brian Blessed
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:40,
archived )
Royal wedding to go ahead on David Ickes birthday, conspiracy or coincidence
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:25,
archived )
We're quite good at suggesting
(
glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:25,
archived )
^ worse suggestion ever
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:27,
archived )
It's my X Factor/Strictly technique
of fooling dullards into voting for shite.
(
glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:55,
archived )
Oh, the humanities...
(that is all)
(
prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:27,
archived )
IN MEMORY OF BERNARD MATTHEWS, GIVE YOUR MAN A GOOD GOBBLE
(
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:29,
archived )
Bernard Matthews: Norfolk and Good
(needs to be said fast to get the real meaning)
(
camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:30,
archived )
ANOTHER KETTLE OF PISH
or tosh or trash whatever
(
Cloudane ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:32,
archived )
as much fun a a bar mitzvah in a brothel
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:42,
archived )
Oh fuck yeah it's Friday.
I got confused because of Thanksgiving.
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:53,
archived )
Is pumpkin pie a real thing or do people just make it to laugh at tourists?
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:19,
archived )
The Sherman girl brought pumpkin pie into the office yesterday
I'm having a slice with a cup of tea It's really rather good
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:30,
archived )
It's real
as is sweet potato pie. If you want to try it but it's not available in your area, you could just buy a pie crust and eat it with 4lbs of sugar and some cinnamon.
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:56,
archived )
Has skwizzed another poop
(
Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:07,
archived )
Helping New Zealands Miners make a new Korea move every Friday since 2000....
(
Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is... ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:07,
archived )
"Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?" - a personal appeal from the outlaw Josey Wales
(
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:16,
archived )
THEY ONLY SUFFERED MINOR INJURIES LOL
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:18,
archived )
BERNARD MATTHEWS DIES ON THANKSGIVING... IRONY METER EXPLODES
(
yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:19,
archived )
Hide
Hide post If you want to unhide this post later, click the "update profile" link in the top navigation bar, and scroll down to the bottom.
Ignore
Shush them a week You will be blisfully unaware of this user for just one week
Mute user You will not see this users messages again
Block user You will not see them and they will not see you