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# subject line needed for the newsletter
And don't put me in the shitter
by stealing a joke off twitter
I don't want people to moan
so write a joke of your own
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:57, archived)
# "I take mine on the rocks. CRRRRUUNNNNNCH"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:58, archived)
# The only newsletter in the world that actually needs censorship
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Two nuns were sharing a bath. One asked "Where's the SOPA?" and the other replied "Yes, it does"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:59, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Gary Glitter takes to twitter in the largest grooming experiment ever
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:00, archived)
# I thought the largest grooming experiment took place at last year's Beard Club of Iran annual spaghetti evening*
*Comedian was Stan Boardman.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:13, archived)
# Iraqi Information Minister found Captaining Italian Cruise Ship
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:03, archived)
# FOR SALE: UNLUXURIOUS CRUISE LINER, ONE NOT SO-CAREFUL OWNER.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:04, archived)
# Klunge otters! It's only the sodding newsletter!
Brought to you by:

Sorry. Found it on my b3tards and had to use it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:05, archived)
# SOPA: Fucking the internet... together
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:06, archived)
# This weeks issue contains more cdc's than you can shake your cock at.

De-RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Hahaha
I was gonna put "STAGING A ONE DAY BLACKOUT TO PROTEST AGAINST BANDWIDTH-SAPPING CDC THREAD"
My hard drive's only just stopped its high-pitched whine...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha,,, and I am still having fits of the giggles!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:17, archived)
# FREE SEX!
I don't know if it has anything to do with this weeks news, but I'd sure read it if that appeared in my inbox....

Excuse me whilst I do another virus and malware scan.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:11, archived)
# Buoyancy blamed for Atlantis Cruise disaster
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:12, archived)
# INTERNET BLACKOUT IS RACIST SAYS SOPA SPOKESPERSON.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:13, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:15, archived)
# *spits coffee over monitor*
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:36, archived)
# [SUBJECT LINE CENSORED - SOPA]
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:13, archived)
# your one stop shop for Twitter jokes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Boris Island prototype blamed for dramatic increase in maritime disasters.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Titanic centenary celebrated in Italy with a reenactment
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:16, archived)
# NEWT FOR PRESIDENT, DEMANDS AXOLOTL
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:16, archived)
# ^ Oh fuck, this!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:17, archived)
# hahaha
MITT FOR PRESIDENT, DEMANDS TODDLER'S HAND
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:20, archived)
# *resurrects Beadle*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:37, archived)
# 4eva in r hart's
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:49, archived)
# haha
Isn't that Coldplay's album?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:23, archived)
# This is where your newsletter would have been, but we hosted it on MegaUpload
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:17, archived)
# Warning!! Don't bend over for S.O.P.A
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:20, archived)
# SOPA: Websheriff 2.0
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:21, archived)
# Black up, not black out you sopa dodgers.
(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:21, archived)
# "This newsletter is sponsored by SOPA"
and then have no content
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Concordia shares no longer to float
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Together with SOPA, we can stop ourselves!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:30, archived)
# ive just come in your inbox
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Newsletter stolen from Tesco. Worral we think of next?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Kids advised not to play follow the Leader on Twitter.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:36, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:37, archived)
# MILLINERS TOLD: GO AND SHIT IN YOUR BEST HAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:37, archived)
# It's taken an infinite number of monkeys an infinite amount of time to write this, and it's still not Shakespeare
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Disaster averted as four thousand people saved from week long cruise
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:43, archived)
# DO NOT READ THIS WHILE DRIVING A CRUISELINER
caps optional
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Censor-ship crashes into rocks
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:47, archived)
# America FUCK YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)