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# Crazy Frog - interview...
The guy who did the voice for Crazy Frog / Insanity Test has agreed to be interviewed.

His name is Daniel Malmedahl.

What do you want to ask him?

BTW: There's a bit of info at the bottom of this page. The story is actually pretty interesting.
www.newtek-europe.com/uk/community/lightwave/wernquist/2.html
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 12:57, archived)
# WHY!
For the love of god, WHY!!
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 12:57, archived)
# 'how could you?'
edit: does crazy frog have a chode?
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 12:57, archived)
# "can you stand there for a couple of minutes with your eyes closed?"

*loads gun*
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 12:58, archived)
# were the frog's genitals based on his?
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 12:58, archived)
# where you popular at school??
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 12:58, archived)
# my bum hurts,
is it your fault?
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 12:58, archived)
# my feet hurt
possible connection???
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:00, archived)
# definatly
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:01, archived)
# damn him!
:o)
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:02, archived)
# he just
didn't give us enough lube
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:03, archived)
# lube
the best a man can get!!!
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:06, archived)
# Woo!
on your first FP Rev!

Long overdue in my opinion.

(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:04, archived)
# thanks!
i'm very pleased! :o) (grins like a mad thing!!)
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:06, archived)
# I know the feeling . . .
having achieved my first not so long back . . .

(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:07, archived)
# woo!
:o)
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:09, archived)
# ta.
Strange you thought yours wasn't one of your best . . . I didn't think mine was . . .

(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:11, archived)
# odd huh!
:o)
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:14, archived)
# Yeah,
'specially as I was working at becoming an animation master, purely to get one. Meh!

(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:17, archived)
# only your first? blimmy I`m surprised, cos your stuff`s dead good
have a congrats from me too!
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:07, archived)
# thanks!
:o) it makes me laugh too as its not one of my best! :o)
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:08, archived)
# yeah I'm shocked too
I thought the Rev would have quite a few under his belt.
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:09, archived)
# :o)
thanks!
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:13, archived)
# when is the novelty dance record coming out? .....
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 12:59, archived)
# You have caused the world pain
why?
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 12:59, archived)
# Curiosity or intelligence?
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 12:59, archived)
# questions
ask him where he lives.and where his children go to school.and where his family live.then tell him i'm going to kill them all for his crimes against my hearing.i think that covers it.
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:00, archived)
# Did you sit at school
and think 'One day, I'd like to really annoy people all over the world!'?
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:01, archived)
# can you stop?

please, please, please!!!!

recall all crazy frog related sounds, as they were faulty, and are in breach of ce tests 152, and have been deemed unsafe for british people


export them to america!!
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:01, archived)
# It's probably there allready.
It's here in Aussie.
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:09, archived)
# .
"How much for a blowjob?"
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:01, archived)
# ask it
ask it hard
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:02, archived)
# £10....
oh him - not me - sorry!
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:03, archived)
# £10?
You flatter yourself, sir.
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:06, archived)
# shhhhh
dont tell everyone! i might get some punters!
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:07, archived)
# Yes.
'Which Rentboy?' magazine said not to give him more than four.
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:08, archived)
# i thought
i'd brought all the copies of that! you been looking through my cupboards again! :o)
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:13, archived)
# I did the review.
Remember? Botchy blue Ford Transit?
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:21, archived)
# How could i forget
:o)
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:31, archived)
# Crazy frog or Hamster dance?
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:01, archived)
# I still quite like the Hamster Dance song :)
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:04, archived)
# i'm gonna have to dig that out now!
:o)
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:06, archived)
# what a
bootleg that would make!
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:09, archived)
# Have you ever been tempted to do it at a funeral?
or whilst being arrested?
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:02, archived)
# have you ever considered dressing up in a rubber Crazy Frog suit and playing with your visually disturbing penis*?



* whilst doing the noise
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:02, archived)
# Three questions:
1) If I called you Mr Kipling would you pump me full of custard?

2) What broke the frog's sanity?

3) Does the Crazy Frog sound impress the ladies?
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:03, archived)
# Also...
ROB: Are you sure it's the guy who created the crazy frog sound and not some gayer who likes the cut of your jeans pretending to be the creator of the crazy frog sound?
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:08, archived)
# if he has the kinky rubber suit, I`m sure Rob`ll be happy enough


BA-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-BRRRRRR! BRRRRRRRAAAWWWW!
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:09, archived)
# That'd make for an excellent newsletter:
"Having been fooled by the kinky rubber suit, I, Rob, made love to the Crazy Frog imposter..."
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:12, archived)
# lol

that is all
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:15, archived)
# anatomically correct?
I was always under the impression that frogs
fertilised externally, and therefore didn't
have penises in the conventional sense.
any further elucidation of the subject would
be greatly appreciated
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:11, archived)
# Point taken but...
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:13, archived)
# Shakin Stevens or Donny Osmand?
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:04, archived)
# or Tony *TESTOSTERONE* Hadley
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:05, archived)
# What was the GNP of India in 1992?
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:05, archived)
# About forty quid.
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:06, archived)
#
when that 'quiz your friends' thing was first going around, I filled it with stuff like that, instead of 'What's my favourite colour?'
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:09, archived)
# $300 bn

but 43% of that was paid back in international loans.
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:08, archived)
# You know that?
Why?
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:10, archived)
# because i made it up in my head.
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:16, archived)
# Ah.
I see.
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:20, archived)
# --->
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:38, archived)
# .
*when people find the crazy frog sound funny, why do you think they buy the wallpaper instead?
*have you heard the mono ringtone version, does it work in any way?
*do you make much money from the sound when it is sold on ringtones, or were you ripped off?
*why is it now a frog with genetallia, when your impression was of a non gendered car?
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:05, archived)
# Do you have to endlessly perform it
in the pub to amuse other people?
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:05, archived)
# PFFFT!!
that might be amusing actually!

Rob - can you bring him to the next b3ta bash?
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:10, archived)
# YAY
that am the bestest thing in the world.

i liked the insanity test one better, you could really focus in on the sound.
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:06, archived)
# .
*for b3ta, could you make the following sound effects in wav format:

donkey, clock chiming, the windows start up tune, bjork wrestling a hippo, whale song

*daddy or bluetooth technology?
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:07, archived)
# Did you get any money from all these ringtone companies?
Do you feel any remorse whatsoever realising what you have done?
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:09, archived)
# Do you agree that death is too good
for people who now insist on mimicking you quite badly?
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:09, archived)
# I told the missus first time I heard that....
thank fuck she`s the nursery school teacher with loads of autistic kids, and not me :D
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:11, archived)
# I'd have thought that
before the tone came out. These people are amazing, I could never work in that environment.
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:20, archived)
# Are you making money off this, or are you really pissed off that someone has thought of releasing it as a ringtone,
and now they sniff cocaine out of chorus girls arseholes.
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:10, archived)
# How do you know I do that?
Did she tell you?
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:18, archived)
#
Are you the 21st century Joe Dolce? Discuss.
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:10, archived)
# Can you
now afford a real motorcycle?
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:19, archived)
# .
*name as many reasons for anyone wanting a video ringtone as you can..
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:25, archived)
# Have you been contacted
by add agencies etc for further 'sounds' work?

Do you feel you're as good as the police accademy bloke?
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:29, archived)
# do you ever get depressed that the guy from Police Academy will be remembered longer than you despite having exactly the same talent?
bastard mind fucking piss
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:33, archived)
# Now you've been whored on mobile phones across the land
How dirty do you feel?
On a scale of 1 to 10, where:
1 = masturbating in your parents' house when you haven't lived there for years, and
10= Accepting money from your parents to do just that. And letting them film it.
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:33, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
That is all.
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:48, archived)
# .
*what is your second biggest claim to fame?
*do you have a good singing voice?
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:40, archived)
# My Quesion:
Have you got anything new planned for the future?
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:42, archived)
# OK
so what ringtone do you have on _your_ phone?
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:42, archived)
# How has this affected your ego?
(seriously) How are you coping with all this world-wide interest in something you did 6 years ago? Do you blame the animator who stole your noises?
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:45, archived)
# .
*what is on your ringtone?
*at what point do you tell people who you meet for the first time that you made that noise, if any?
*what would you most like to be known for?
*would you feel paranoid if people did impressions of your speaking voice as often as they do the frog?
*mobile phones or walkie talkies?
(, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 13:48, archived)
#
How does it feel to know people who've only ever heard you want to disembowel you?

Have you ever admitted to someone in person that your responsible in part for the most irritating advert ever?
(, Thu 6 Jan 2005, 13:13, archived)