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# IMAGE CHALLENGE - SUGGESTIONS PLEASE
Evenin'.

Time to hear suggestions for this week's challenge, and to find out which of those suggested you like best.

Already in my in-box this week:

How the inventors were inspired for their idea by everyday objects.
Gameshows based on songs.
Politically correct products and services.

Other suggestions welcome...
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:19, archived)
# ummm
if b3ta never existed?
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:20, archived)
# www.4lpha.com
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:21, archived)
# nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
*can't comprehend* (or spell?)
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:21, archived)
# quite
it's spelled "noooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!"
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:30, archived)
# what is in
Svenno's blue box?
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:21, archived)
# Crass and over the top marketing ads
for obviously shite products
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:21, archived)
# Ooh, nice.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:29, archived)
# i like this
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:37, archived)
# seconded.
Let's hope we have a winnar!

And let's hope they listen to the vote this time!

*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:42, archived)
# Before emails and mobiles?
if not, the PC one is good
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:21, archived)
# a liff in pictures - what do place names mean?
what goes on inside a pineapple? ((c) fnord)
photoshop a poem
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:21, archived)
# You know,
you could widen the category to "What goes inside a fruit?"


On second thoughts, maybe not.
(Pseudonym, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:40, archived)
# Celebrity Theme Parks and there associated "star attraction" rides...
or perhaps a Movie compo, as we havent had one of those in a while,
and it would be good...

How about...

"Recasting the greatest Screen roles in History"

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:21, archived)
# ^this^
for a week of non-stop movie reposts!
(I helped save b3ta! GarethAdams has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:23, archived)
# Urgh.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:30, archived)
# When punks get old...
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:21, archived)
# how about
non pornographic porn?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:22, archived)
# what if slipknot ran a daycare centre
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:22, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:22, archived)
# hahaha
woo
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:23, archived)
# what
do you mean they don't?
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:23, archived)
# bigger is better
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:22, archived)
# mine is bigger
and better!

Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:25, archived)
# Create the most offensive viral for the people at boreme.com
haha!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:22, archived)
# haha!
oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:23, archived)
# I guess everyone ws maliciously informed earlier
I'd sent lots of my crap in already
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:26, archived)
# i wish them all the best, it's a free internet and all
i just think it's funny how so many peeps have been going "oh! you got one too" today
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:29, archived)
# Isn't that illegal?
Just thinking of potential H&S issues with hepatitis etc...

Nonetheless, I think many of the best virals are simply unbroadcastable owing to poor taste.
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:29, archived)
# hahahaha
did you get spammed today too?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:25, archived)
# haha
yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:26, archived)
# Did they spammed everyone on b3ta?
(Deus_Ed, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:26, archived)
# sounds like it
and there was me thinking I was special :(
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:28, archived)
# certainly seems so
how about photoshopping the seedy lives of the employees of boreme.com
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:28, archived)
# yes
I`ve contacted them and demanded (oooh get her) to know where they got the e-mail addresses

- probably some teenager on the YTP getting minimum wage to trawl the b3ta user profiles
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:30, archived)
# what a curious world we live in
where you can get paid for that..
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:33, archived)
# haha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:27, archived)
# The wrong people singing showtunes!
Hitler singing "follow the yellow brick road" or Arnie singing "the sun'll come out tomorrow"

or one of the make and do and photo type ones, rather than just 'shopping

or, of course SEXY NUNS!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:22, archived)
# NUNS!
*sweats*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:25, archived)
# Yes!
Or Mary Poppins singing death metal.
(Pseudonym, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:42, archived)
# World cup mascots/logos/products/tat
for england 2018?
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:22, archived)
# I think that would be a charver attack
no more burberry, please
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:25, archived)
# god
i thought that was a directory path at first

*washes brain*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:27, archived)
# ooh gameshows sounds good
um.. *ponders*

how about the ultimate animal? I reckon a half horse / half badger would be brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:23, archived)
# Sounds like a load of barse to me
Eclectech would win
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:25, archived)
# human descent, shirley
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:26, archived)
# or Amon
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:27, archived)
# Rev Jesse C with LOTS OF BLOOD AND BRUISES!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:29, archived)
# /bows to mounting pressure
Anything by His Reverend self is bound to delight
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:37, archived)
# we are family... fortunes etc
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:31, archived)
# When bitmaps attack...
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:24, archived)
# music band that just SHOULD happen
and some that shouldn't.

make everything portable. now.

new ways to get around - alternative methods of transport.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:24, archived)
# what about
who is responsible for everyday objects?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:24, archived)
# oooh how about gross fortune through gross misfortune
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:24, archived)
# that sounds good
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:27, archived)
# arf
yes!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:27, archived)
# It does sound good
But what does it mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:28, archived)
# "OH GOD MY TROUSERS ARE ON FIRE...
*stamps out trouser fire*
...oh wowza in doing so I seem to have made a small hole in the earth which if I look closely at it... OH MY IT SEEMS I'VE UNEARTHED A BILLION POUNDS OF GOLD"
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:30, archived)
# Crikey
Might be difficult to explain - it's good to have challenges that can be related in a single short sentence...
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:32, archived)
# but it'd be amusing, it'd be hatstand
fair enough though

'When bad turns to good'
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:33, archived)
# yeah
it would kinda be the opposite of the "from bad to worse" challenge of a few weeks back.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:38, archived)
# I see your point
alrighty
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:40, archived)
#
Clouds with silver linings?
(Pseudonym, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:38, archived)
# sounds good to me but, it's toooooo recent to bad to worse
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:40, archived)
# Yes
And I was just being helpful - I didn't like the suggestion anyway. :D
(Pseudonym, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:44, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:46, archived)
# ^ this
sounds good
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:41, archived)
# How about...
"If Wolves had Beaks..."


Or any other animal really. But wolves would look the coolest if they had beaks...
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:26, archived)
# hmm
not much of a range for a compo!
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:46, archived)
# Taking things too literally,
Or what would happen if b3ta ruled the world

Edit: Or the results of a poorly thought out company mergers
(Plastic Goldfish, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:27, archived)
# the darker side of fairy tales
or....

*thinks*

updated / modern day proverbs
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:27, archived)
# ...
if God lived on Earth
If all inventions were by women
Celebrity diseases
TV shows that never made it past the pilot episode
A world without metal
Products that are not available in the shops
If Wales became a superpower
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:28, archived)
# i like the one about women
because everything would be loads better :)
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:32, archived)
# tv shows that never made it past the pilot episode sounds good
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:38, archived)
# Thelidomide, blessing or curse?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:29, archived)
# photoshop your ego!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:31, archived)
# mine would take nine posts, each over 3 meg
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:35, archived)
# 50k
limit!
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:37, archived)
#
beedog adventures (as in beedogs.com )
secrets of Smurfland
insect secret technology
cartoon characters in real life
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:32, archived)
# oooh cartoon characters in real life sounds good
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:36, archived)
# i REALLY like the idea of beedog adventures
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:37, archived)
# Is this true?
www.b3ta.com/board/5257699
If not, then 5k challenge.
Or two-frame animation challenge.
If it is true then sexy nuns.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:32, archived)
# It's true
mainly because technical challenges tend not to produce interesting results. Clever, yes. But not very amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:36, archived)
# Fun fascists!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:39, archived)
# Haha
That's me
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:40, archived)
# What
if George Bush was real?
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:33, archived)
# Draw a hilarious picture that has no punchline or pun
but is funny because the drawing itself is funny or absurd.
(Hairy Midget, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:40, archived)
# so you mean
a compo that's only open to The Neville!?
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:44, archived)
# How about
What would papers/the nation be like without tabloids?

Shit I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowers the little boy that santa claus forgot, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:41, archived)
# Take someone else's picture
and remix it
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:45, archived)
# Make zombies
or no face people with very dark contrast.
(Hairy Midget, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:46, archived)
# er....

advertising campaign:-promote the unpopular( tax man , traffic warden, prescot etc).
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:48, archived)
# If I'm not too late,
Fables that Aesop never told. Parables Jesus never gave. Myths that aren't.
(Pseudonym, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:49, archived)