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# image challenge!
I'lll put xmas cards in - any other requests for this weeks voting? Now's the time to tell me.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 9:56, archived)
# what sheep
dream about.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 9:57, archived)
# I know
the answer to that
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 9:58, archived)
# electric androids?
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 9:59, archived)
# uyes. I haven't the
faintest as to why that jumped into me brain!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:03, archived)
# mint
sauce. MMMMMMMMMM

4 days to go!!!! weeee
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:06, archived)
# 4 days till what?
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:08, archived)
# bedtime
probably
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:09, archived)
# B3TA BIRTHDAY!!!!
Congrats in case I miss it.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:10, archived)
# no sheep
till brooklyn
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:11, archived)
# hahaha
you gotta fight, for your right, to baaa-rty!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:22, archived)
# that's left
a nasty taste in my mouth.
(And no, it doesn't happen that often)
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:27, archived)
# what your pets do when noone is watching?
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 9:58, archived)
# that sounds
like a good one.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:03, archived)
# well
the cat's drilling behind the sofa, I know that much.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:10, archived)
# yes.
drilling for gold, or sometimes 40 or 50 feet just for the hell of it.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:11, archived)
# Or in Phil's case,
in order to kill the family living below.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:13, archived)
# fucking
right. :)
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:17, archived)
# we're cats
we haven't got drills

(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:13, archived)
[challenge entry] very true...
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:14, archived)
# the goggles on that
are so great.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:16, archived)
# ta
well if theyre gonna do it, they should do it safely :)
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:22, archived)
# safe animals.
Has that been a challenge already, or was it just a meme? I remember some good ones...
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:26, archived)
# Twas a meme I fink.
I remember the elephant with the dayglo stripes on it.....cows in wellies....hehe...
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:30, archived)
# That is superb.
yay to you. I'm gonna keep that pic.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:24, archived)
# izzard
does a routine about that
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:54, archived)
# Cat, have you been drilling?
Drilling? Me? Noooo, that purring your thinking of.
(, Sat 14 Dec 2002, 17:16, archived)
# hey
did you know the source of that comment will
be at Virgin Megastore on Monday evening signing stuff..

maybe you didn't care but I thought I'd mention it
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:17, archived)
# I won't be going,
but I would love to meet him. I reckon he'd like the Book of Madness.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:25, archived)
# ipods
we can't have enough ipods.

/sarcasm
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 9:58, archived)
# I'm saving up for one at the mo
:)
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:01, archived)
# I still want
what's in the depths of a womans hand bag...
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 9:58, archived)
# oooh, good one
dogs with funny noses?
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:03, archived)
# .
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:04, archived)
# aha! That
was your dog I posted the other day, having a good ork.....
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:09, archived)
# she gets everywhere
the little slut
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:10, archived)
# She's learned
from hera master
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:15, archived)
# shuttit you slaaaaaggg !!!
oh morning Mr Bob BTW :o)
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:17, archived)
# Morning
mate. You off today or tomorrow?

(Riding, driving, or flying?)
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:20, archived)
# Sunday
Driving, more spensive than flying, but means me motah gets to face those lovely Irish roads.
The last time we rode over I only got as far as Cardiff before the circulation to my scrotum ceased to function.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:26, archived)
# That's
what I was thinking might happen ;-)

Dublin to Limerick is pretty easy these days - the road is a lot better than it useta be. Limerick to the back of beyond in Clare should be fun...
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:28, archived)
# not looking forward to
Driving through Wales tho, I've seen Deliverence !!!!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:31, archived)
# If you hear banjos


RUN
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:52, archived)
# yes!
But I fear the time has been and gone for that one.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:10, archived)
# it is a good idea
waiting for it's time...
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:17, archived)
# Chickens
and there plans for world domination.
Gameshows that never made it.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 9:58, archived)
# ooh gameshoiws
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:01, archived)
# celebrity wank shit
straight from the Viz archives

987
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:14, archived)
# This one gets my vote
so there!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:09, archived)
# Gameshows be good one
worried about the potential for the appearance of Mr Leslie though...
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:12, archived)
# Mmm,
I didn't think of that till you mentioned it.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:23, archived)
# robots in the workplace that didn't quite work out
most annoying work mates

986
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 9:59, archived)
# Where do all the Biro's go?
10 pixel squares or less
How does santa get down the Chimney?
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 9:59, archived)
# ooh
make it a 15x15 challenge and you're on!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:00, archived)
# can't we have 16 x 16
?
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:01, archived)
# good point
I forgot mrbongo has a collection of 15x15 already..
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:05, archived)
# 16 x 16 sounds a good'un
...
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:06, archived)
# Might be interesting.
I'd have a go.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:24, archived)
# 16 would probably be better on the eye's
for viewing
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:03, archived)
# Here's a nice one,
Reasons to be happy. 1,2,3.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 9:59, archived)
# How
Hugo keeps going
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:00, archived)
# Simple.
I am so fucking stupid I couldn't even spell "IQ"

but on the upside...

no, wait. cant think of one.

Why am I in such a good mood? Feel shite, but you know, happy? fluffy even... prolly coz i'm on a mac. aye, thats it.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:04, archived)
# Macs are nice
That is all
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:06, archived)
# I'm missing mine
it's at home in Blackpool, I'm stuck on Isle of Wight :(
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:09, archived)
# Valentine's Day Cards
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:00, archived)
# we did that one last
valentine's day, oddly enough :)
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:04, archived)
# We can do Father's Day Cards
on Valentine's Day...
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:07, archived)
# Hats
hats of the future,
gadget hat,
hats you can eat,
hats that talk,
real hats.
or NEW cockney rhyming slang for things
If you could be any animal and why
The greatest magic trick of all time,
Photoshop something Welsh,
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:01, archived)
# Are you in the mood for hats then?
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:11, archived)
# Hats then?
.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:11, archived)
# I like the
'If you could be an animal one'.

Hats are the wigs!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:13, archived)
# I got asked that question in an interview once.
I said a cat. I didn't get the job.
That is all.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:15, archived)
# Was it a job
running an aviary?
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:18, archived)
# It
was for some godawful Virgin subsidiary, I forget now.
They did weird stuff like chanting in the morning etc.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:24, archived)
# and why
you can't just say I want to be a horse.
you've got to say why too.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:15, archived)
# Is that why I didn't get the job?
Ah well, I prob would have said "Because they get to do fuck all, all the time" anyways.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:18, archived)
# Hmmmm
now what animal should I pick???
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:18, archived)
# Jedi..
..Olympics!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:02, archived)
# What Santa does during the rest of the year.
You know, when it isn't Christmas like.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:05, archived)
# That has
possibilities!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:09, archived)
# Raymond Briggs did a Father Christmas book
showing him on holiday. It was ace.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:17, archived)
# When Animals Rule The World
OR Solutions to things using Sellotape :)
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:07, archived)
# Next season's
clothing fashion
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:08, archived)
# That I know

/fashionsta
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:09, archived)
# Summarise a movie
in 10 frames or less.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:08, archived)
# Hangover cures
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:09, archived)
# Frying pan
to the head...
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:14, archived)
# Had a few drinks
Have we Dr.Phil?
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:14, archived)
# not this time,
I was thinking of poor Hugo actually.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:20, archived)
# New Games
for TISWAS 2003!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:12, archived)
# what's tiswas
... ;)
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:13, archived)
# what what what.......
bring back OTT

988
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:16, archived)
# let's stay with the holy season
and shop a holy man. or woman. or both.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:15, archived)
# Shop a holy man?
Ok then

Oi! Copper the Popes just nicked all my money.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:19, archived)
# What Santa does for the rest of the year

[edit] damn my tired, uncaffinated brain, just saw that someone else has put that down already...
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:21, archived)
# .
the perfect panto
backstage at the circus
whats under the christmas tree
Christmas number 1s
(, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 10:27, archived)