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For lunch today I have two tuna and sweetcorn sandwiches,
three tomatoes, two bags of steak flavoured McCoys, and apple,
a banana and an ugli fruit and a bag of peanuts, water and
a good helping of tea.
What are you eating?

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:34, archived)

Stuff!

That involves

Sandwiches, cheese ham and mayo
Crisps - Chili heatwave doritos
Cup a a soup - oxtail
Chocolate Bar - Kinder Bueno
Beverage - Coffee
Drugs - Nicotine patch
Fruit - Banana

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:35, archived)

What kind of stuff?

steak?

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:35, archived)

I bloody wish

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:44, archived)

cheating first lunch posty time?

yay!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 May 2006, 12:37, archived)

I don't know what you're talking about

;)^TM

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:38, archived)

you Sir

bring discredit to the upstanding members of this board and you shall be stopped.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:39, archived)

lets form a committeeeeeee?

(at least I type my lunch into a pre-formatted text doc, copy and then constantly refresh and paste to get in there first) ;)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 May 2006, 12:41, archived)

haha

crack commando Duke squad...

I was good today and typed on the hoof.

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:43, archived)

hahaha

I bet you do too!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:44, archived)

I'll have him court martialled for that.

*court martials*

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:56, archived)

cheaty cheater

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:38, archived)

Meatballs in a tomato sauce

accompanied by their good friends the diced potato a la Provencale.

All consumed in brilliant sunshine. Your lunch sounds braw!

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:35, archived)

Braw!

I'm going to eat mine outside too, once lunch of the day has been served.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:37, archived)

Beef & Onion Baggie

Crisps
Tea

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:35, archived)

Good choice!

you can't go wrong with that.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:37, archived)

Bacon burgers

and cajun curly fries.

Washed down with Pepsi Max.

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nick the greek, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:36, archived)

THat sounds very braw indeed

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:38, archived)

There was a bit too much

but it all went. Tasted braw too.

edit: although there was too much I'm considering a wagon wheel.

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nick the greek, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:39, archived)

See below, Pepsius Maximus, only available in Rome..

(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:38, archived)

I'm am going to have a haircut for lunch

if the hairdresser is cute I might try and have a wank under the bib thing.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:36, archived)

ha ha ha!!

do it!
do it!
do it!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:37, archived)

And if she's ugly

you won't bother trying to hide it?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:38, archived)

I'll close my eyes and think of you

back soon...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:40, archived)

erm..

Hello Sir. Did you want the blowjob or the blowdry?

(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:40, archived)

Hairdresser?

I thought real men went to barbers.

(Pachey, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:40, archived)

hahaha

wasp box is a big pansy

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:41, archived)

you ARE waspbox!!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:59, archived)

*pansies*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:14, archived)

i went to a cheap unisex shearing parlour

and got sheared by a beautiful Pole in see-through trousers!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:20, archived)

Male or female?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:28, archived)

hermaphrodite

everyone's favourite

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:30, archived)

*spluff*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:34, archived)

hahahaha

I do that at the dentist's

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:41, archived)

That's different

you are the dentist.

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nick the greek, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:42, archived)

rinse and spit

my speciality

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:45, archived)

Braw! have some tissues with that

My hair hasn't been cut in about seven months, I might get sheared this Friday.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:48, archived)

Starting with a glarse of wine

Then jacket tatty, beans, salad with a modest dressing, and chocolate fudge cake and maybe another glarse of wine. Then a driving lesson. Charge!

(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:36, archived)

Braw!

but you should have a bottle of wine then a bottle of whiskey, just to make you driving lesson more fun and to give you extra confidence.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:39, archived)

I bought

a litre of glen moray out of the co-op for £14.99 yesterday. Took the assistant about a minute to find it on the shelf. Dolt.

(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:42, archived)

lunch?

Honey Roast Ham sandwiches, and 2 mr kiplings bakewell tarts, that is all squire.

(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:36, archived)

Good choice of ham

and good choice of tart, i want some of them now

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:41, archived)

A tin of Spaghetti Bolognese

Inbetween two slices of hopefully not mouldy taost

and some froot

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 May 2006, 12:37, archived)

hmmmmmm....froot

oh! Fruit...I thought you meant frottage

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:38, archived)

Spag bol toastie?

You crazy!

(Pachey, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:41, archived)

You said that to me yesterday

and I got lunch of the day :)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:44, archived)

Tinned Spaghetti Bolognese is manky stuff

but the does sound like a braw sandwich. Grand!

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:42, archived)

i am currently eating the jobs found in my in tray

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:37, archived)

hahahahaahahha

have chips with that

I'm still finding stuff I've forgotten to do :(

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 May 2006, 12:40, archived)

Braw!

THey're the best kind of jobs.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:49, archived)

Good facts today Duke

I'm having:

Vietnamese spring rolls filled with home-made tofu, home-made beansprouts and served with home-made Chinese plum sauce.

Special fried rice.
Elderflower cordial.
White tea.

If I can find Mr Pachey's car keys, I'm going to fish my Dime bar out of his car, and eat that too. The Dime bar, not the car.

(Pachey, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:37, archived)

*dips finger in 3000th post cake*

needs more icing!

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:42, archived)

THat's a braw homemade lunch

I made home made oatcake lastnightwhen I was bored, they came out rather well.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:45, archived)

'noon missy!

That sounds like a lovely lunch!

BTW - How do you home-make beansprouts?

/novice vegetarian blog :)

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:59, archived)

I had some cheese salad

and an apple

do I win a prize?

(Baby P with the angles in hevan, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:37, archived)

Yes

you win a cheesy aftertaste for the afternoon.

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nick the greek, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:50, archived)

Braw!

you might win a prize if you play your cards right and pull you sock up.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:50, archived)

Home-cooked

Roast pork with crackling
Potatoes roasted in duck fat
Broccoli
Carrots
Gravy
Orange, almond and chocolate pudding with vanilla ice-cream.
Shiraz

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:38, archived)

You are The Mighty Gusset

AICMFP

(Pachey, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:43, archived)

Collect your prize

from my underpants

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:46, archived)

Cor!

that's certainly a braw sounding lunch!

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:51, archived)

Fresh coffee

Mulling over how far away he is
Pickled onions
A bag of random giggles
A town sandwich (maybe subway if the stall isn't open)
Fwappage (chocolate)
A bag of limited edition McCoys OR HulaHoops
A big glass of Ribena
A satsuma

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:38, archived)

Braw

100 metres
braw
grand
have a meatball flavoured one
have plain dark
braw
refreshing
braw

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:53, archived)

I'm eating a carrot

that's right, a carrot

no more, no less.

but I'm thinking about pizza, succulent fresh pizza, with the melted cheese dripping... dripping off it with slices of pepperami with oils seeping out, hot seeping sausage oils...

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:39, archived)

ERRR

dripping off it with slices of pepperami with oils seeping out, hot seeping sausage oils...

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:47, archived)

as my grandpa used to say*

ya cannae whack a good sausage

*may or may not have actually said

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:14, archived)

You love teh sausage oils!!!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:47, archived)

oh yeah

who can resist a greasy banger?

I know I can't damn it!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:17, archived)

The pizza sounds braw

lovely oils

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:54, archived)

nothing, i forgot my lunch!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:39, archived)

That no use

scrounge scraps of the people around you

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:57, archived)

A cup of coffee

and a sticky bun.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:39, archived)

Have five sticky buns

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:58, archived)

good afternoon

and more Patrick Moore abuse!

for lunch I had
a schnitzel with thick chips! and Tabasco sauce
a salad
a pretzel
a glass of spezi
2 litres of water

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:39, archived)

Your lunches

always have far to many Z's in them for their own good

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:46, archived)

BLAME BAVARIA

it is all their fault

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:47, archived)

Did you join the club mister?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:49, archived)

I pinched the badge

but that is it so far

where do I sign?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:51, archived)

That's it!

Welcome sir

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:57, archived)

my steaming raccoon

is the newest memeber?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:59, archived)

I might make a list :/

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:02, archived)

how many members?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:06, archived)

Yes, you should join the club

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:50, archived)

oh piss off

you cockboy

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:57, archived)

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:58, archived)

I am sorry

but raccoons are the only option from the last pack of icons

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:01, archived)

the raccoons

Rock, shurrup

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Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Wed 3 May 2006, 13:14, archived)

Schnitzels are braw

I've never had one but just I know that they're braw

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:00, archived)

Steak, onions, tomatoes, tagliatelle

Lovely banana smoothie, tea.

That covers it all I think

Edit/ No it doesn't, I have a chocolate pudding steaming and there will be custard

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:41, archived)

Cor!

braw lunch!

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:01, archived)

it'll be..

bastard strength coffee, and as many hula hoops as will fit on my grubby digits....

*counts.....*

umpteen.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 3 May 2006, 12:42, archived)

Braw

but trumpteen Hula Hoops are a better number to have.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:02, archived)

macaroni cheese with bits of ham!

yum.

I love my days off. I can eat until i am sick!

//edit: just like a super model! yay!

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coder.keitaro I like pies!, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:42, archived)

Days off are great!

Macaroni with ham is a braw day off lunch.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:04, archived)

nothing

okay, i've got a cup of tea.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:45, archived)

'noon you!

How's you?

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:00, archived)

better than last night

but meh, you?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:08, archived)

meh but not bad!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:12, archived)

Why nothing?

you usually have very good lunches

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:05, archived)

okay

a plate full of anger
and a side bowl of miserable

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:07, archived)

Why so sad?

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:12, archived)

ermmmm

don't ask

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:17, archived)

I might have a beef broth.......

With a crusty white roll and a side helping of coleslaw (the cool versus hot battle between will be hard fought but worth it)

to be followed by a fresh from the oven biscuit of my own devising that contains oats, pecans, pralines and some ever so golden syrup

To drink? why tea of course.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:46, archived)

Grand!

have the broth, you can't go wrong with that.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:06, archived)

mmm, lunch

A hot turkey and stuffing baguette, a bag of crisps, a large brownie-like object, a can of ginger beer and two cups of tea.

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:47, archived)

Braw baguette

you just reminded me about a can of ginger beer which I forgot to take out of the freezer lastnight, I hope it hasn't burst.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:08, archived)

3 wild boar sausages

in a red wine/onion gravy and mash
a bottle of some Belgian beer
pistachio ice cream with chocolate sauce
paid for by work too!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:48, archived)

entertaining

clients is a wanker of a job eh?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:49, archived)

It's the Inland Bloody Revenue

gotta keep 'em schweet

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:57, archived)

for the past 2 days

as my boss is away I have been using the management canteen, it is rather nice

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:04, archived)

Sounds grand!

I had wild boar sausages on saturday.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:09, archived)

Salad

cheese brown bread and Hummus!

*Breathes garlic*

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enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:49, archived)

Braw lunch!

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:10, archived)

Yum! :)

Some Cheese, spring onion and mayonnaise sarnies on Home made Wholegrain Bread
1 x packet ready salted Hula Hoops
1 x Müller Corner - Jaffa Cake flavour
1 x Can of Diet Coke with Lime

and then washed down with a large cup of tea!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:56, archived)

THat's a good packed lunch lunch

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:11, archived)

just missing the chocolate bar!

Mmmmm...chocolate!

*toddles off to vending machine*

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:16, archived)

welsh rarebit

with Grandma Entwistle's Lancashire Sauce

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alexturgid has no sig, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:56, archived)

That sounds tasty

especiall the Grandma Entwistle's Lancashire Sauce

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:11, archived)

Tomato soup with cheese grated in to it

and a bag of Twiglets to dip in to afforementioned soup.

(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Wed 3 May 2006, 12:58, archived)

Cor!

that sounds like a grand combination.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:13, archived)

in a fight against poverty (my own) and the generic foods of the sandwich van

i had a packed lunch consisting of

2x cham, salad and salad cream sandwiches
1x packet of quavers
1x penguin muller corner yoghurt

i'm still bloody hungry though and i have 4.5 hours until hometime.

tonight i'll be having spaghetti carbonara with lashings of parmesan cheese and crusty bread with olive oil, balsamic vinegar and a little bit of salt and pepper (although no spinderella as she gave me gas last time).

/lunchanddinnertoppedwithcrapearly90srapinspiredjokeblog

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HatBeard, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:01, archived)

Not a bad lunch

but the dinner is definately better.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:14, archived)

meh

cheese sandwich and a sausage roll

oh, and a pack of ready salted walkers lites (they make my mouth sting)

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:03, archived)

A standard luunch

but will do the job.

Walkers are terrible crisps.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:15, archived)

Argh! Tutors closed the room 4 minutes before DTF!

Anyway, I made this 'speshully fer you.

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:04, archived)

Not a bad lunch at all!

bloody tutors, next time tell them to keep it open and explain Dave the Facts to them. Make it a lunch time treat for them all.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:17, archived)

the taste of sweet kosher victory

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:05, archived)

Jewtastic!

don't have some ham with that

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:19, archived)

Today I am mostly eating

1 tin of Hunger Breaks (Big Mexi-can)
2 packets of Smiths Square Crisps (Ready Salted and Cheese and Onion)
One can of diet pepsi (although I wont eat that!)
Two apples

That is all

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betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:07, archived)

What are Hunger Breaks?

square crisps ae grand.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:20, archived)

they are

like beans with sausages and various bits in. Depends on the variety. eg. Mexi-can is full of mexican stuff like kidney beans, sausages (very mexican) chilli tomato sauce, potato wedges and er... sombreros

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betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:22, archived)

Lasagne

With chips and peas

I like chips and peas

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:16, archived)

and I

like lasagne

:-)

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betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:17, archived)

I like chips and peas too

we all like chips and peas

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:21, archived)

Look at this shiny Lunch of the Day

It's for you

Congratualations and well done!

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:24, archived)

Good choice!

I'm full but fancy that right now!

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betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:26, archived)

everything in sainsbury's salad counter

squeezed into a tiny bowl

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:23, archived)

im having

a pint of banana yazzoo, marmite on toast, and plain crisps with taramasalata

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Malaka omdz, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:33, archived)