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# Eddie the Postie still missing early alarm


For lunch today I am stuffing my face with a ciabatta thing filled with cumberland sausages,
stinking brie, tomatoes, pesto and mustard. Another ciabatta thing filled with smoked ham,
stinking brie, and chutney, all washed down with two nectarines, tea and water.
What are you eating?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:33, archived)
# cheesy pasta
straight out of the box!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Braw!
but you should try boiling it first and eating it cold 24 hours later.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:34, archived)
# I have tried that
except that I microwaved it, tastes better second time around!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)
# nothing
i ate mine at 9am again. I feel a bit ill anyhow.
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# You feel ill now because you are starving
go and get some refreshing chips
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:34, archived)
# a slice of jesus
between buddha's paps
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Braw!
the saviourest of all slices and mammoriest of all paps!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:36, archived)
# tea
and i don't know what else
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Have something with ham in it, such as a ham and crisp sandwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:36, archived)
# this is plausible
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)
# He just
loves the image of you touching ham ...
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:38, archived)
# two slices
and a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:34, archived)
# The correct number of slices
and most singular of bits. Grand!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)
# dry as fuck homemade bread with salami and emmental
and coffee and fags of course (don't tell my girl about the fags)
(I helped save b3ta! w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Sounds braw
but the bread sounds a bit too dry.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:38, archived)
# i have leftover
tagietellie with arabiatta sauce*


*spelling may differ
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:34, archived)
# That sounds grand
especially the arabiatta sauce, whatever that is.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Cor! Your lunch sounds ace!
I *technically* ate my lunch at 10 o'clock this morning (Hoisin duck wrap, yoghurt, smoothie and diet coke) - but I'm tempted to have another one. I am unsure as of yet what this will contain

/fat bastard blog
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Yes, have another one
Get another hoisin duck wrap, there mighty good.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Cajun Chicken on a toated Baguette
Followed by some nice hot tea, carrott cake, Salt & Vinegar McCoys, Mars Bar, several cigarettes. Topped off with more tea and coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:35, archived)
# That all sounds braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:40, archived)
# I had cheese sandwiches and kabanos
And lots of tea. Nlow I'm just finishing my book and then I'll feast on a great big pile of cleaning. Yaaay.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)
# hahhahha
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:47, archived)
# wos a kabanos?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Spicy Polish Sossidge
Nice they are.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:47, archived)
# There is absolutely nothing spicy about kabanos
It's just meaty, and cured, and mmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:51, archived)
# The ones I get
from my local Polish shop have paprika in them, and they are hot smoked.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:57, archived)
# How very odd
My Polish Grandad always gave us the unspicy version.

Then again, all Poles are completely insane. This is fact.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Just checking in my fridge
and the PEK ones have got Caraway seeds in as well.
Coventry has had a massive influx of Polish Folk recently and they've started opening their own little corner shops selling all kinds of Braw Sausages.
Kabanos are my favourites though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:07, archived)
# *fights it*
*cannot resist*
did you enjoy tucking into your granddads sausage? ;)

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:12, archived)
# A braw lunch!
but flush the cleaning down the toilet and have some some toast instead.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:41, archived)
# toast and marmalade
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:35, archived)
# That is a fine treat
but 20 of those.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:41, archived)
# cocaine-infused
nasal scrapings- waste-not, want-not as my dear old granny used to say
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:42, archived)
# rasberries, pineapple juice and some pringles.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Have some toad in the hole too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:43, archived)
# home made Peri-peri chicken
with sticky bbq rice and pineapple rings
yet another mars bar
a rather nice looking yoghurt from Tesco
3 pepperamis
a packet of niknaks (spicy)
vanilla slice

*bloik*
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Sounds grand!
what a fine lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:46, archived)
# I've just finished
two bagels with thick slabs of mature english cheddar *salutes union jack*
Followed by a sainsburies toffee muffin.

If that isn't enough for you then I'm going to spend the afternoon sulking in the bogs!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)
# That sounds like a braw lunch!
you have nothing to go in the huff about.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:46, archived)
# There's always a good
reason to go into a huff ... it's good for your lungs you know?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:49, archived)
# I hope you'll be eating those nectarines over the bin!
I've got another crabstick salad that I made before work - but today I've got peppers instead of cucumber because I've run out of cucumber.

No lunch of the day for me today, I fear...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Peppers for lunch?
(cue bad Meme shopping)
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Oops!
I can't believe I mentioned peppers and cucumber in the same sentence...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:49, archived)
# gah
must eat until the mental image has gone
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Over the bin is the best and only place to eat nectarines
Peppers instead of cucmumber is braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:48, archived)
# tuna n sweetcorn with lettuce/tomato baton
with salt and vinegar snack a jacks and a small strawberry cheesecake!
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Sounds like a good standard lunch!
very nice indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Following on from yesterdays triumph
I'm having Haggis Filled Scotch Pies (Homemade Natch !)
With Colcannon Mash
Mashed swede and carrots
Onion Gravy.

Washed down with a couple of bottles of McEwans Champion and a large Lagavulin.

I may or may not have a Strawberry Fab for afters.

Then it's off to the pub for more Beer and a Slutty Barmaid.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)
# mashed swede and carrots mmmm
you make the bestest lunches
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Don't forget the PIE
Everything in this lunch is built around the PIE.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Braw!
my local baker make fine haggis, neep and tattie pies. Lagavulin a very braw whisky too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:51, archived)
# I cunningly arranged
The neeps and tatties into the dip in the top of the pies and poured the gravy over the lot.
I know how to eat Scotch Pies.
I really should take more photo's.
I like the smoky peatiness of Lagavulin.
It's got a right Kick to it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:54, archived)
# "Strawberry Fab" implies to me that there are OTHER flavours of Fab...
Tell me of these hitherto unknown icy treats!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:52, archived)
# I remember orange, lime and lemonade flavours
they also did toffee filled ones with nuts instead of hundreds and thousands.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:04, archived)
# Apples, bourbon biscuits, Kitkat chunky peanut, orange juice
Going to nip out and get some sort of sandwich too
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Grand!
get a spicy chicken baguette.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Sandwich (2 rounds) thusly:
peanut butter
garlic sausage
smoked ham
branston pickle

and
500ml orange juice
cup of tea

Oooh, and grapes
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Braw sandwiches!
good cjoice!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:52, archived)
# PIZZAS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Grand!
Pizzas are much better than pizza
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:52, archived)
# a nicely animated goat
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Braw!
goat is a fine meat.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:53, archived)
# an apple,
but I am scrumping them from the college orchard to make homemade cider.....yumm yumm!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Braw!
I work in a local college and the janitor's house in the grounds has three big apple trees in it, I might steal his apples and make some apple wine.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:54, archived)
# Chineeeeese!
Vegetable spring rolls
Prawn crackers
Roast duck in black bean sauce
Mixed vegetable fried rice
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:55, archived)
# What a fine
braw lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:01, archived)
# My oh so nice ex girlfriend has just made me the following:
2 x Chinese chicken and mayo rolls, that have been freshly baked at her house only hours ago

2 x freshly baked sausage rolls, still piping hot

Some nice and juicy strawberries

An iced apple turnover

And a bottle of Citrus Oasis drink.

All washed down with loads of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:56, archived)
# What a braw ex girlfriend to make you such a braw lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:04, archived)
# she certainly is braw!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Well I think this deserves lunch of the day

Congraturlations and well done!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:09, archived)
# huzzah ! Thanks Duke :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:10, archived)
# a cocking huge salad
with lettuce, tomato, cucmber, potato salad, beetroot, lentils, capers, couscous, marrow, some other leafy things, chickpeas, roasted peppers, and some gorgeous hand-carved ham that looked great and GOD it tastes even better.

all washed down with french dressing. though i doubt i'll finish the lot, as i said it's cocking HUGE.
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Cor!
that sounds braw, but pick the cucumbers out.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:05, archived)
# I'm having roast!
Thin-sliced lamb, with soft roast 'taters, pork stuffing and approximately one KEG of gravy. And a couple of carrots with it so I can pretend I'm eating healthy. To drink; £4-99 Spanish sheep piss red wine.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Sounds braw indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Cheese and marmite sandwiches!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:03, archived)
# A fine combination of pieces!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:06, archived)
# i'm late! I'm late


pork steak in mustard-onion crus
green beans w beacon
roasted potatoes
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Braw lunch!
That looks like a book cover, grand!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:07, archived)
# it's my celebrity biography compo entry
of course you have been rumored as being the ghostwriter
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Braw!
I am but not on a Friday, Saturday or Sunday
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:17, archived)
# I am having a can of stella
and a wee.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:09, archived)
# You know what goes well this Stella?
Chips! have chips.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:18, archived)
# I had a pony, in lemsip dressing
no ribena today....I've got the shakes :(
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:17, archived)
# £25 is always best with lemsip dressing!
braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:21, archived)