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# competition ideas
Morning all - I'm back on organising the competitions again.

Here's some ideas, add your own to this thread:

* Fishes' thoughts. (via Samsonite)
* After McCartney's ciggy removal: Make old album covers politically correct. (via Rob)
* What if cows didn't eat grass? (via Andy K)
* This morning I saw a bloke driving whilst playing the tambourine: Stupid things you can do with Musical Instruments.
* Wolves in sheeps' clothing/Sheep in wolves' clothing (via Mr. Tea)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:29, archived)
# I liked
"make a picture for peace - images that would prevent the war"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:31, archived)
# Images of tranquility would be lovely :-)
best to leave the "war" bit out or we'd just have loads of bush and blair crap..
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Tranquility? What, you mean like this (shameless reeepost)
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:39, archived)
# bloody hell!
you only posted that about an hour ago...
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:44, archived)
# sorry
I only seem to repost things when they are fresh- they slip out of my mind to easily. That just seemed appropriate. Maybe I should clicky it. Can't be arsed though.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:47, archived)
# this is very true
that side of it has been done to death...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:41, archived)
# make a picture of peas
I like that one too...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:33, archived)
# And me!
Put it in peace mike.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:35, archived)
# *cold grip of fear*
Unless... unless people suddenly decided that Lots of Pictures of Ladies' Parts would be a good way to inspire peace?

That's really quite possible, isn't it. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:37, archived)
# I forgot that one
it was going to be 'Make Gifs Not War' wasn't it?

Although pictures of tranquility is nice too.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:39, archived)
# Combine the 2.
Make tranquil gifs, not anything to do with war.

BTW my son has just head-butted my bottom lip - there's lots of blood and stuff. Fucking hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:47, archived)
# Ouch
hope he's looking really sorry...

you've got emotional blackmail material for life there though :)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:53, archived)
# I'm worried
I'm going to look like Lesley Ash now...

(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:58, archived)
# Works for me :-)



/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:29, archived)
# I like
that one too...
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:36, archived)
# i like that peace idea..
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:43, archived)
# Ideas you say..
If cartoon rules applied to real life.
The famous take a holiday
Equal rights for animals
Ultimate Rock Stars
Animal Mafia

(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:47, archived)
# vegetables of the future
oldskool challenge
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:31, archived)
# *
write your own poem and illustrate it
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:31, archived)
# ooh
can i do this one
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Fancyteeth, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:34, archived)
# it's a good suggestion actually.
Though I fear Bovine would have a bit of a head-start. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:36, archived)
# mike
too.

maybe 'illustrate one of bovine/mike's poems'?
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:43, archived)
# Thanks,
its a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:44, archived)
# I like that
one.
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:40, archived)
# 1. Make a hoax photograph to win photo of the year
2. Design a cunning new invention
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Oooh...
Design a cunning new invention... or practical
uses of a cunning new invention. Me like.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:35, archived)
# I
like the idea of the album cover one....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Me
too.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:37, archived)
# Me
Three!!!
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:44, archived)
# what i would do if i was running the country
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:32, archived)
# 101
things you can do with a glass cock
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:33, archived)
# fishes thoughts for me
oh and has anyone seen this, might be glassy cakes
smoking
all the pixel anims on this site are nice
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Fancyteeth, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:33, archived)
# I'd go for the
musical instruments.

What about 'End Of Memes'? How famous B3ta
favourites meet their death... (I guess Nohands
would be fairly popular for that one).
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:33, archived)
# Too
right
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:35, archived)
# I still say
freestly paintmash, with banana's blessing of course
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:34, archived)
# rhyming pictures
ie "goat with in a coat....."
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:34, archived)
# ooohhh
real life photoshopping (send in photographs)
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:34, archived)
# album covers!
I have a cunning plan, innit.
(Anger...Pain...Fear...Aggression...Watercolours?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:35, archived)
# Extreme Animals!
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:36, archived)
# yay
I suggested that yesterday.
nice one.
*edit*
actually, it was extreme sports animals
down there!
II
II
II
V
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:41, archived)
# That's what I meant..
..but extreme animals adds an odd twist.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:45, archived)
# what about
'at the circus/fairground'

(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:36, archived)
# UFOs - they're real
FACT
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:37, archived)
# Extreme sports animals!
gotta be done!
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:37, archived)
# woo hoo
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:42, archived)
# things that lurk
at the bottom of the sea
(Nacho, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:37, archived)
# Ooh,
* Extinct! (What was it and where did it go?)

*Alien Technology, today!

*The B3ta Freakshow, design a freak.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:38, archived)
# EXTINCT!
I like that one LOADs. That's a really good one.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:45, archived)
# I thought of that in the shower this morning,
and it chuffed me muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:46, archived)
# I thought of you in the shower this morning too
And it chuffed...

No, best just leave that there.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:51, archived)
# I think thats best.


Whenever I think of you, I chuff.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:54, archived)
#



I thought we were leaving this, Uncle Bove?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:57, archived)
#



I was going to, but that phrase popped into my head/
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:59, archived)
# Photoshop
Chump Manbear
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Chump Manbear!
Chump Manbear!
Chump Manbear!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:45, archived)
# heheh
You loons!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:46, archived)
# yes
Chump Manbear... exactly!
(I helped save b3ta! spassmonkey, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:51, archived)
# changing rooms
shipwrecked on a desert island
or
changing rooms have a time-machine
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:43, archived)
# What's in the
igloo?
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:45, archived)
# ideas
*i had a dream last night

*things that fly

*(not so) incredible new technology

(I helped save b3ta! spassmonkey, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:50, archived)
# Less successful Weapons of Mass Destruction
.
(Phil not DS, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:55, archived)
# Cigarette lighters of the rich and famous
Night of the B-Lists
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:05, archived)
# Robots designed by celebrities for Robot Wars
Toilets of the future
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:06, archived)