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# Drone bee
Click for gallery...
Hello, I My Gallery
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:36, archived)
# heh!
quality m8

as always you funny man!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:37, archived)
# That made me laugh
like a hyena shaped possum being tickled by a fringed pelmet.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:38, archived)
# blimey
can you send me a video/tape of that?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:39, archived)
#
Video, oh that's so passe
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:41, archived)
# A gang of cowboys to stop the criminal?
oh that's so Posse.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:45, archived)
# a cherry, glazed with sugar
oh that's so glace
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:46, archived)
# american tractor
oh that's so massey ferguson
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:52, archived)
# A lawn that's too long?
Oh that's so grassee
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:54, archived)
# life-saving bitch
that's so lassie
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:55, archived)
# heh
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 15:04, archived)
# That woman who works with Gorillas's
Oh that so Diane Fossey.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:56, archived)
# I AM THE QUEEN OF NO MORE!
AND I SAY NO MORE!

6 dice showing 6? Oh that's so Yahtzee
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:58, archived)
# The main bit of a car,
oh that's so Chassiss.

The alcholic juice of the blackcurrant,
Oh thats so Cassis.

(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 15:01, archived)
# hehe!
last word freak is it?
i think i heard it snap back there somewhere anyway
french harbour? that's so calais!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 15:01, archived)
# A limp penis?
Oh, that's so Flaccid.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 15:06, archived)
# A very large brass-coloured wind instrument?
you can guess the rest. Time for a ncotaasd. With crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:57, archived)
# tea and biscuits?
that's so cafe
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:59, archived)
# something to stop awkward
nether-region itching? That's so pessary.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:48, archived)
# The dark one out of Status Quo?
Thats so Rossi.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:51, archived)
# Sexy blonde lesbian?
So de Rossi?
(testingtestingtesting, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:54, archived)
# What's a
pelmet?

I'm missing the point completely aren't I
(testingtestingtesting, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:40, archived)
# like
a valance or summat but it sounds dead funny !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:42, archived)
# whats
a summat?
(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:43, archived)
# like a fing
only not....
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:44, archived)
# a sortof
a doohickey.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:47, archived)
# yup
or thingummybob
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:48, archived)
# Yes.
We need a dictionary of wossnames.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:49, archived)
# would it be called the......
you know.......that...........doofer?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:50, archived)
# whojimi
flip?
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:52, archived)
# Yes !!!
that was one i was trying to remember !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:53, archived)
# oooooh
that's a goodie
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:53, archived)
# Yeah,
that's a good name for the thingamgig...
running out of names for yokes now
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:53, archived)
# widget.
flux capacitor
wiffle valve
giggle pin
fornicating baboon

not sure about the last one
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Is that an
ordinary valance or a fringed one?

Australian birds do have a certain, special, something. Long legs, good for wading.
(testingtestingtesting, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:45, archived)
# I'd like to think
that a valance on a window in a vicar's office might be a Holy valance.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 15:17, archived)
#
"a decorative heading to conceal curtain fixtures at the top of a window casing"

so yes, a dead funny sounding valance
hooray!
(tinyblob, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:44, archived)
# Oh. Thanks.
New word for the day!

*beams*
(testingtestingtesting, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:47, archived)
# *thinks back to temporary job in John Lewis, Leicester soft furnishings dept, Christmas 1992*
sorry, can't remember
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:58, archived)
# "I wanna keep bees!
I dont want em to get away, I wanna KEEP EM!"

/Izzard
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:38, archived)
#
i want to attach them to a big piece of elastic

/izzard
/bad memory for quotes
(tinyblob, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:40, archived)
#
/i know, i know, can't be grate all the time you bubble bursting bastard you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:45, archived)
#
i meant me :D
(tinyblob, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:46, archived)
# whoops :)
Yeah, I knew that! Haha you're soooo stoopid I bet you cant even spell missisisisssisppi!

*walks into lampost*
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:48, archived)
# my friend
walked into a lampost whilst laughing at a cross-eyed girl.

FACT
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 15:00, archived)
# is he now crosseyed because of the accident?
if so, that would be GREAT karma
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 15:03, archived)
# no
but he's quite bald now.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 15:06, archived)
# HA
Buddha must be laughing his/her ass off
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 15:11, archived)
# maybe he has
become buddha, having seen the error of his ways for larfing at the boss-eyed girl?
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 4 Feb 2003, 15:19, archived)
# covered in bees
/that is all
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:41, archived)
# I like my women
like I like my coffee....covered in bees.




back off back off back off back off...aaaaaaargh
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:43, archived)
# I like my women like I like coffee..
in a plastic cup!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:44, archived)
# Ah the curve of
the spoon, the curve of your breast, I wanna run the spoon over my lips andlickthespoonandnfndjkhflhdfhskl.....
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:45, archived)
# Eddie is THE MAN.
He am the bestest.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:46, archived)
# yup.











that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:50, archived)
# Blah! Bollocks!
Licking sporks, now there's a sensuous thing.
(testingtestingtesting, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:48, archived)
# you cheeky pears
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:49, archived)
# I like my women like I like my coffee..

in a plastic cup, covered in bees.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:51, archived)
# hey you!
You in the street! Want some coffee? its no trouble!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:45, archived)
# nice
.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:39, archived)
# Yay! Lovely.
Pollinating. </pedantic>
(tomsk, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:39, archived)
# Thought it was spelt pollen?
What's the difference?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:43, archived)
# the arrangement of the letters
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:44, archived)
# Pollen, yep,
but it's pollination, pollinating, pollinator. Don't ask why, it's the English language, it's not supposed to make sense...
(tomsk, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:44, archived)
# pollenating
is in the dictionary, so that's good enough for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:51, archived)
# oh...
it's not in mine...

Wot dictionary you using? I'm looking at Oxford Dictionaries Online although they are a bit thick sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:53, archived)
# I like it that the level of pedantry on here
has come down to comparing dictionaries.

PS: Sorry about the Vimto/Ribena thing. You're probably right.
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 15:00, archived)
# an online one...
dictionary.reference.com/search?q=pollenating
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 4 Feb 2003, 15:03, archived)
# ooh ooh
it's an Americanism! :)

Which of course does not make it any less correct. Sorry - I really wasn't being mean-style pedantic (as mr thisyou up there appears to be suggesting). I was just interested.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 15:07, archived)
# I wasn't really calling you pedantic as such
and if I was, it was the worst case of pot/kettle in recent history.
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 15:15, archived)
# i don't like you
you smell of wee.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 15:20, archived)
# all i was saying was
oh, never mind
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 15:32, archived)
# it's probably a yank
one, they spell stuff funny
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 15:08, archived)
# yes
they spell it stuph
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 15:13, archived)
# I stand corrected.
...
*sits back down*
(tomsk, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 15:18, archived)
# The English
language is a wonderful thing ;-)

Whisper it quietly, but Tomsk is right
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:45, archived)
# and you know what?
He does that to me allllllllllll the tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime. Constantly. S'troo.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:47, archived)
# Ahem.
None of that then, move along, move along then. Quietly now.
(testingtestingtesting, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:49, archived)
# so
when are you selling out to Born Sloppy then?

;op

Onlky kidding, you are a man of visual genius. Woo, to you Sir, woo.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:40, archived)
# yes
it must be terrible to make money out of silly pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:42, archived)
# I wouldn't want to do it
As soon as it becomes a job, it, erm, becomes a job.

See?

Obvious really :o)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:47, archived)
# Animationtastic
you got the animated gif goodies there Slim.

As always..

*Slim - BTW mate, what is it that you do for a living ?*

If you want mail me..
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:40, archived)
# erm...
couldn't find your email addy
edit: hang on, I found a 'team' address on your site
edit2: yes, tags!
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:48, archived)
# Sorry meant to add it...
Team.. If only I knew where that one still went..
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:56, archived)
# anyroad
I'm a technical author and write software documentation, help, etc.; and also do a bit of UI design.

So, not much excuse to use graphics packages at work really!
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:58, archived)
# who works in edgware road
don't forget that -- it's the most important part.
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 15:31, archived)
# that really is superb
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:40, archived)
# you are strange beyond belief
and your stuff is wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! expf, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:41, archived)
# whee!
i got my furtive!
(I helped save b3ta! expf, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:41, archived)
# har!
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:42, archived)
# Mad
and class in a glass !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:42, archived)
# top notch old chap
you coming to fraggle on friday?
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:43, archived)
# 99% certain
don't want to miss it!
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:49, archived)
# then i'll 99% chance
see you there!
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:55, archived)
# there is
currently a 68% chance i'll be there too.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 15:04, archived)
# hyuk!
he could be related to my uncle
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:47, archived)
# hahahahahaha
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 14:53, archived)
# lovely
i like that a lot
(.doc, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 16:09, archived)