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# newsletter subjectline compo
stop playing with your turds
write something clever using words
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)
# this week's newsletter


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)
# ...CHIPS IT IS THEN, SAY WESTON'S PIER OWNERS
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)
# hahaha, ^this
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)
# perfect match
this please
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 13:05, archived)
# slamming the chavvy fist of news into the wet face of your inbox
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)
# chavpiss
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Guaranteed at least 50% more testosterone than regular piss!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Guest Article by David Milliband - without rob mentioned once
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)
# pfffft
politics there
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Hahaha
NOT ONCE?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)
# You'd better fucking read it this time!
Oh you said clever ... shit!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)
# CLIFF RICHARD IS DEAD
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Made from 68% recycled emails
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)
# This newsletter will have a significant deleterious impact on readers' quality of life

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)
#
"VODERMAN WILL RETURN TO COUNTDOWN IF SHE GETS HER TITS OUUT" SAYS CHANNEL 4
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)
# REDUCING THE NATION'S PRODUCTIVITY SINCE 2001
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)
# This one please.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:56, archived)
# It's not made from cake
or meat
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Punching the face of lady internet like she just got red fizzy-pop on our shirt
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Splashing sticky fluids on the white t-shirt of your soul
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:36, archived)
# empinkening your polo with the juice of red nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Confirmed: World's oldest joke is a one-liner about flatulence. You heard it here first
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Pffffft!
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)
# STEVE IRWIN MALLED BY TONY THE TIGER.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Antigua is mind blowing this time of year
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)
# jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezuz
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:28, archived)
# i agree with lordsweety
too soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:29, archived)
# never too soon
just brutal,

i done this:

"hahahahahahahhaha oooooooooooh"
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Today is the day that NoobMaster returned.

(and I have a sore Cock)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:29, archived)
# more stuff from the spewing maw of the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:29, archived)
# THERE'S A WHALE IN THE... Err.... Solent...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:32, archived)
# LOOK, MUM, IT FLOATS!
(I helped save b3ta! account88888 former cynic, converted to kindness, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:33, archived)
# NEWSLETTER: clearly
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Spitting into your inbox like Rooney outside a restaurant
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:33, archived)
# "Blah blah blah blah," responds Brown
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:35, archived)
# "They say of the Acropolis, where the Parthenon is".
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Speaking of the Greeks
I read last night the origin of the word Barbarian translated as roughly "thoughs who gibber," in ancient Greek

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Do we care?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:36, archived)
# INSPIRINGLY TITLED: THE NEWSLETTER
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)
# DON'T FORGET TO PACK YOUR GIRLFRIEND
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:42, archived)
# ooooooooooooooooooooooh
there are some savage ones today!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:47, archived)
# RAY MEARS FINDS DRY STICKS EMBARGO LOOPHOLE ON WESTON PIER.
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:44, archived)
# No hope of saving beached whale. Michelle Mcmanus' tour cancelled
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:49, archived)
# understanding how the internet works about as well as a bunch of concerned MPs
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)
# 35% more British ass
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:56, archived)
# BOB MARLEY'S IRON LION ZION BRIAN - NOW 33% LONGER
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)
# even avaliable over wifi in the chinese olympic press tent
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 13:09, archived)
# SIMON WESTON SUPER MARE
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 13:09, archived)
# B3ta, decapitating Canadian bus passengers since 1997
.
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Search for us on Cuil, pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft, joke.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Like a lovely cup of tea
inserted up your arse in a tube
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)