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# Perfect for Valentines day...er... if you love Hertfordshire


And also NINGS!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 8:57, archived)
# i fucking hate valentines day.


2 dead kittens.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 8:59, archived)
# Me too
I'm having the usual game with Lady S of "Oh, I don't like valentines day it's all a con.... where's my fucking present? Is that it? THAT'S how much you love me is it?"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:01, archived)
# So you buy her a bottle of body sauce. Big whoop, I'll probably be coding something that evening
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Men play that game too
"All I want is you (to suck my cock)"

I mean come on.. that's not romantic! :P
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! gareth_alien will be human again at, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:30, archived)
# I've actually only once been with someone on a Valentines day
I've either been single, just starting a relationship or just finishing.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Hahahaha
'ningles. My sister went to school in St Albans. We lived in lLondon which probablem the only person commuting in the wrong direction.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 8:59, archived)
# Lady S does that now
but to Romford rather than St Albans.

Which is far worse
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:01, archived)
# That is the wrong way!
Sod commuting I thought everyone was trying to get out of Romford
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:03, archived)
# hahaha
my faaaaahmily's from Romford. Loveley.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:28, archived)
# I didn't notice your knuckles dragging on the ground:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Was ILondon invented by Apple?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:01, archived)
# That's actually a lowercase L:P
but you are correct. iLondon was created by Apple. Apple, incidentally, was created by Tree™
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:03, archived)
# the Llondon in south wales?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Aren't Londoners smug enough?
Hmmm? Mehehehe.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:06, archived)
# I'm sorry
I can't speak Bumpkin.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:09, archived)
# YOU DON'T WANNA GO DOWN THEEER...
WHAT IF YOU GOT STUCK IN A 'OLE? IN THE DARK,
ON YOUR OWN, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT,
DOWN A 'OLE, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!

WITH AN OWL!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Sorry
Was that something about your filofax? Were you offering me some fizzy water and a wafer?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:16, archived)
# NO IT WAS ABOUT AN OLE
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Were it a gert ole?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
# hahahahha! yay :D
*eats all the Watford ones and bins the hemel sweets*

ningles everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:00, archived)
# Damn right
you never know what you might catch in their inferior shopping centre!
(Jeff Balls, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# I fucking hated Herts.
Went to uni in Hatfield and lived for a while in St Albans. Actually, St Albans was all right.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:03, archived)
# I don't like stubbing my toe. It herts.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Some good boozers in St Albans
The Beehive sticks in my mind
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Worked there :D
Nice pub.

I was lodging with a girl who worked there aswell. I called in one day, saying I wasn't feeling well
and I'd probably caught what she had. The boss said "oh, got your period too, Chris?" Mmmnnnggg
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:08, archived)
# bwhahahaha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:11, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:14, archived)
# I've never lived anywhere but St. Albans
& the Beehive is nice, even since it's shiny refurb
(fidsy, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
# bloody students
/hatfield resident blog
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Why is Hatfield so prominent?
I grew up in Hatfield so I win!
Or not.
Believe me there's a reason the uni is fenced off!
(TheProfessor For all your redbearded intellectual needs, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:05, archived)
# hahahahah
/born and bred in St Albans but now couldn't afford to move back theer without winning the lottery blog
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:06, archived)
# I've always thought someone like St Alban should be England's patron saint
I'd be much better to have someone who gave his life to save a priest than a genocidal Palistinian.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:12, archived)
# I thought he was roman...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:15, archived)
# As opposed to St. George
who was Turkish
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:18, archived)
# I believe the was orginally from Palistine
His mother was palistinian and his father a roman. Lets just agree on the massmurdering part:P
And we get to share him wit about 10 other countries!
EDIT: Yup just check ed we share him with Aragon, Catalonia, Ethiopia, Georgia, Greece, Lithuania, Palestine, Portugal, and Russia.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:20, archived)
# you don't share him with england!!
edit: nasty poo-plop ninja
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Albanian, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:20, archived)
# He was Dr Alban?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:22, archived)
# why don't we just settle on asia minor?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:24, archived)
# I was refering to St George, wikipedia says that he was a roman soldier
but apparently born in present day turkey.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Yep, same
but I might move back and be some kind of pub-dwelling hermit
(I helped save b3ta! greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# indeed
we'll camp out in the robin hood and live on guinness and bacon fries.
(Taskiira, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Agreed.
How are things down south?
(I helped save b3ta! greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:54, archived)
# .
liver-punishingly gooood...
(Taskiira, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Me too
Though I won the lottery so I'm back there
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# This needs more Cockfosters!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:09, archived)
# I jusy don't find that name funny partly coz I grew up in Southgate and saw or heard that name from a very early age.
Although mainly as I'm so sick and tired of Aussies coming into my hostel off the plane and trying to share that name with me and expecting me to laugh.
Although it is quite a good game to play when getting the tube from Heathrow to see how long it takes for an Australian to piss themselves laughing and showing their mates.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:15, archived)
# what the hell is cockfosters anyway?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:17, archived)
# It's an area of outter London.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:19, archived)
# oh my god and it's called cockfosters, that's unbelievably hillarious...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Apart from
on the graffitii'd signpost at J24 of the M25 which regularly reads Cockfesters.

Must get more spray paint.
(I helped save b3ta! MrHeed, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:54, archived)
# It's a euphemism for warm frothy piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:24, archived)
# mmmmm warm piss
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:26, archived)
# I prefer CockCastlemaineXXXX
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:28, archived)
# that's just as bad.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:34, archived)
# It's the gateway to Trent Park
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Yeah, keep it warm mate
/Paul Hogan Appreciation Society Blog
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:25, archived)
#
/That's not a Paul Hogan Appreciation Society Blog. This is a Paul Hogan Appreciation Society Blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:30, archived)
# *plays a game of knifey spoony*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:31, archived)
# I went to school in Southgate..
Born and lived in East Barnet!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:38, archived)
# I lived near the Woolpack pub.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:41, archived)
# I lived in the Prince of Wales

Well most of the tme anyway..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:52, archived)
# I was a Rising Sun person myself.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Yeah - we used to go there before and after swimming in the evening!
* Yes I did say before swimming...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# I lived in East Barnet until last year...
..and then I moved to Watford. Well, Kings Langley which is near Watford. But posh. OK, slight less chavvy...
(FiatPanda, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:40, archived)
# *CLICK*
Original.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
ning joe!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:39, archived)
# nings Barbs!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:57, archived)
# yes yes yes yes yes
marvelous and well shopped
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)
# yay
somebody herts me
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)
# hahah
I was about to send this to my mate then remembered he's from Herefordshire
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Watford FTFW!
NINGLES!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)
# I grew up in Watford
fucking hated it.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:00, archived)
# haha Original, and funny! tick!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Arrrrgh!
Hatfield! *shudders*
(Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:31, archived)
# That's not Tring buried under the packet is it?
No Berkhamsted, but then again, I guess they didn't do extra-wide Love Hearts.

You almost killed my computer with tea!
(Glis, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Tring indeed
good spot
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Very nicely done Joe! Have a massif *click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Rubbish!
Completely South Herts biased.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# All the northern ones were too long!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:29, archived)
# What, like Hitchin?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)
# baldock?
I from letchworth originally ,...
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)
# I live in St Albans and
I *heart* it.
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Me too
Moved here from the hell on earth that is Suffolk. Couldn't leave there fast enough.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:04, archived)
# ha ha! Brilliant!
*goes off and works on a "Love Wilts" version*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Woo!
I could throw a stone and hit Watford from here. In fact, I think that's my evening sorted.
And I hope you are all pronouncing St Albans as 'Snolbans', as is proper 'rahnd 'ere. innit.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:17, archived)
# STA rep
brap
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:31, archived)
# what? no borehamwood?
...actually never mind. :\
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:06, archived)
# No Hitchin either!? =O
Me and my girlfriend both hate Valentine's day! =D
(Cockney_Jesus is targetting your mum in V.A.T.S!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 20:49, archived)
# No Cheshunt either :O
;)
(Novak, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 18:52, archived)
# That makes me (Waltham) cross.
OK, your Turn(ford).
(Seebeedee, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Brilliant!
Awesomely excellently brilliantly fantabulastic, sir! Well done.
(purplegod counting down for Christmas!, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 8:12, archived)