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# top 5 video game characters:
go
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:43, archived)
# get
fucked
;p
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:44, archived)
# i keep trying but they always cry rape.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:44, archived)
# Vegetables cry?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:45, archived)
# no, but their wheelchairs creak.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:47, archived)
# ;p
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:50, archived)
# I would
heh heh
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:56, archived)
# That's
a game, not a character.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:46, archived)
# hehehe
it's one of my favourite games, true..
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:53, archived)
# Link
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:44, archived)
# okay
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:44, archived)
# Not funny
you are.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:45, archived)
# i thought it was kinda funny...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:46, archived)
# Tommy Vercetti
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:44, archived)
# good one.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:45, archived)
# sooty.
fireman sam.
mumra
spot the dog
roger rabbit
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:46, archived)
# i'll spot the dog
but i'm not doing any of those others, especially not the last one!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:47, archived)
# Oh
go on..
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:49, archived)
# alright then
I'll mum ra and soot y too.
But that's it.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:50, archived)
# Kyle Katarn
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:46, archived)
# he can get to fuck
the bearded cunt
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:47, archived)
# That's a little harsh
isn't it? What he do to you?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:52, archived)
#
Top 5 (in no particular order)

Sonic (not Tails, he was a cunt)
Bowser from Mario (an evil bastard who didn't mind making a cunt of himself
Dizzy (look at him! an egg with boxing gloves!)
Max (from Sam and Max)
Chun Li (I would)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:46, archived)
# altered beast
jet set willy
prince of persia
joe blade
that helicopter out of blue thunder
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:46, archived)
# prince of persia was cool as fuck.
altered beast used to scare me though.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:48, archived)
# First steps towards
motion capture in a game i guess...

Frames of animation based on some dude running up and down in 2-D all day. What a job...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:50, archived)
# Pit Fighter
was one of the earliest.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:51, archived)
# the brother of guy who thought up the game
did all the 'motion capture' acting

FACT

Flashback was cool as well... Another World made me angry
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:54, archived)
# top 5?
turrican (did the wearer of the suit even have a name?)
samus(attempt at turrican but still kewl)
Right paddle (pong, the left one always seemed to taunt me)
Silly Putty (blue thing from the game titled apropraitely)
blue yoshi (from super mario world on the snes. didnt like the others)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:49, archived)
# Blue Yoshi
was the coolest cos he could fly without the need of a blue shell...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:51, archived)
# Right!
1.Sonic (got to be!)
2.Solid Snake
3.The guy from Halo
4.Bart (He was in more than one game)
5.Duke Nukem
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:50, archived)
# Duke Nukem rulez!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:51, archived)
# Duke was funny
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:52, archived)
# "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum...
...but I'm all out of gum!"

Words of a hero!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:55, archived)
# Anybody find the bit where he says
"Man, that's one DOOMed space marine!"
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:57, archived)
# dooooooooooooom was cool.
and fucking evil to boot.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:59, archived)
# Doom 3
out yet?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:59, archived)
# nah
but half life 2's out soon apparently
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:01, archived)
# And I can't wait!
I want! I want!

It's a shit that I only have a 56K line! It means it's gonna lag slightly on my computer!...plus this comp's getting a little old now, so the game could lag anyway!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:06, archived)
# True
It fscking hated me - addiction etc..
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:05, archived)
# Yeah!
You go upto the alter type thing (can't fucking remember the name of the level), turn round, kneel down, click the light on the floor at the front of the stage, turn around again and go through the wall bit!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:00, archived)
# Okay...
How about the Indiana Jones bit?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:01, archived)
# hmmm....don't remember at the moment
'cause I'm not really an Indiana Jones fan, but I'm sure I'd know it if I came to it!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:04, archived)
# All this talk of Duke
has made me want to lend the game off my mate again!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:05, archived)
# Gordon Freeman
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:51, archived)
# I reckon these are all mine then:
Link - Legend of Zelda fame
Tommy Vercetti
Kyle Katarn
Duke Nukem
Gordon Freeman
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:59, archived)
# the big fat fella
from Yie Ar Kung Fu

P.Ness - fictional Scottish midfielder in FIFA Soccer on the megadrive.

three other punters
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:52, archived)
# I'll go with the Harvest Moon guy
He's amazingly cheerful for someone that rises at dawn and has to do farm chores all day, then deal with ornery townspeople at night...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:17, archived)
# Don't stop smiling

see also : wrath
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:41, archived)
# kerriste
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:43, archived)
# He looks like a happy bunny!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:43, archived)
# Don't ever stop
smiling.
no matter what they do to you.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:35, archived)
# ha ha ha
love that movie
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:37, archived)
# yes me too
edit - i was going for a joke in repeating the comment, but decided a)not to give it away b) it wasn't a funny joke anyway
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:38, archived)
# i like this game
how do you play?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:40, archived)
# have you seen that movie?
its fantastic.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:40, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:48, archived)
# Fantastic
soundtrack.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:38, archived)
# Class film!
But I may have missed the joke...sorry.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:38, archived)
# err
its a little kid, instead of lola on the cover?
as if they had shot the movie a while back, when lola was still that young i think
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:39, archived)
# I don't know
but 9 minutes 43 seconds into The Decline and I'm playing Air Bass Guitar for the funky solo!

Well, not now, before I typed that I ment!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:42, archived)
# Hahahahaha
..see Lola run!

woo.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:43, archived)
# twoof twoot
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:34, archived)
# a dogbird
for birddogs to chase
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:35, archived)
# He's rather
splendid
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:36, archived)
# dashing.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:36, archived)
# hehe
woo
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:38, archived)
# my cat couldn't
get that through the catflap
woo
lovely
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:38, archived)
# feed me......
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:29, archived)
# Your turn
One sugar
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:30, archived)
# two
many?

i swear that cat has no teeth o.O;
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:34, archived)
# Tea, 2 sugars seeing as you're making!
*passes cup to pippy*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:39, archived)
# arrrrrrrrrrgh
don't eat me

wyh
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:31, archived)
# awwww
he looks so much like my Silverstone, who I lost this past spring at 13 yrs old of cancer.

he was always begging too
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:31, archived)
# now that is marvellous
moving the background to make the cat move. brilliant.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:31, archived)
# woo!


is he/she yours?
edit: are they one cat?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:32, archived)
# nope mines mangy
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:36, archived)
# niiice
does it look better from the front?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:40, archived)
# That is its
front
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:49, archived)
# That Woo looks like "Jungle Wa Itsumo"
Yay for obscure Anime Woos.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:37, archived)
# it does indeed.
one of the stranger things i have seen. (although "Sexy Commando Gaiden Sugoiyo!!" was pretty fucked up to say the least)

the intro song/dancing is superb!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:43, archived)
# Oh yeah ...
I think between that and Excel Saga there's some very fucked up anime out there right now.

Actually talking of Anime ... I've just remembered something I need to waste a thread on.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:46, archived)
# go on then son.
FLCL too - that's a little weird (but very very good - enjoyed it a lot)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:53, archived)
# nicely done.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:32, archived)
# that looks like a SEM
when you're adjusting the astigmatism.

I'll just be quiet now
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:35, archived)
#
WTFAYBOA?

:)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:37, archived)
# scanning electron microscopes
and it isn't the astigmatism, I was wrong..

it's been too long, don't remeber the name now..

when you push the WOBB button and try to make it not stretch more in x than y
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:38, archived)
#
WTFAYBOA still?

Although, to be fair, every piece of equipment should have a WOBB button - they sound rude
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:41, archived)
# hehehehe :)
if you don't know what an electron microscope is, I'm not going to explain it from there...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:41, archived)
# is it
a microscope for looking at electrons, by any chance?

good god i'm in a sarcastic mood tonight
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:44, archived)
# nope
it uses electrons to look at things
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:45, archived)
# why you...
i was trying to be smart then - and ended up looking a twunt

you win this time kmm
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:49, archived)
# hehehe
I want a WOBB button though!...I think I'll draw one:)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:45, archived)
# It isn't very exciting
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:46, archived)
# burf?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:37, archived)
# that is what my cat does. he hates everyone except at meal time,
when he goes around all buddy-buddy and goes "mrow" a lot
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:36, archived)
# Yay!
meow! meow! meow! meow! meow! meow! meow! meow! meow! meow! meow! meow! meow! meow! meow! meow! meow! meow! meow! meow! meow! meow! meow! meow! meow! &c.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:07, archived)
# sorry, it was on my mind
(how much those punch impact circles look like pies)


lame attempt.. ;) runnin outa insp
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:20, archived)
# balrog smelt.
vega was the best.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:21, archived)
# yeah, vega was good...


you remember this? i loved this game.. prefered turrican tho (huelsbeck - WOO)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:24, archived)
# ha ha ha!
you know, the people who made that game are probably about that old now....

it was a fucking classic though. Best kind of multiplayer games ever them. Sideways scrolling beat em ups.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:26, archived)
# Final Fight
was quite ace

as was the Simpsons arcade scrolly beat em up game

Mustn't forget Double Dragon, mind
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:28, archived)
# GOLDEN AXE was good
woo
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:28, archived)
# GOLDEN AXE!
That brings back memories..
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:32, archived)
# aye, it does indeed.
has anyone played "hunter: the gathering" on gamecube???

now THATS a fucking kickass game, in the style of GOLDEN AXE/streets of rage and all. cept its 3d and with zombies and guns. seriously good though.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:33, archived)
# yes GOLDEN AXE!
i loved GOLDEN AXE.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:34, archived)
# you all know on the ANGRY DOMOKUM SMASHFEST
there's a Golden Axe bit right?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:37, archived)
# IS THERE?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:41, archived)
# yes
but i didn't realise until many months later. I thought I had played the game to the end but it was just the end of the first little bit.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:42, archived)
# Golden Axe was great
but shite on the spectrum - not suprising really
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:35, archived)
# dont you mean GOLDEN AXE?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:36, archived)
# quite
right

(it was still shit on the spectrum)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:38, archived)
# there's a game i'm trying to think of
but i can't remember what it was called
or what you did in it

it was fucking cool though
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:38, archived)
# Barbarian
?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:43, archived)
# no
but that was quite ace

but you could get through the first 5 or so levels with one hit by doing the spinny-with-sword-over-head-and-decapitate-them move as soon as the fight starts

and the princess had cracking norks
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:52, archived)
# Gauntlet?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:53, archived)
# that's
the one

overhead adventury barbarian/dwarf/wizard explory hit things game

i feel better now
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:57, archived)
# I loved that game
Had NO idea how to play it like, but fucking loved it all the same.
One day I pressed some weird key combo and accidently found I could walk through walls, but never managed to repeat it :(
I think it was something to do with Symbol Shift...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:05, archived)
# all computers
should have a symbol shift key
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:08, archived)
# Oh yes.
I remember playing that with friends on the Sega Saturn or mega drive, I forget which.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:29, archived)
# Couldn't have been a Saturn
no fucker bought it
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:30, archived)
#
Target Renegade for the spectrum :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:29, archived)
# never managed to beat that final thingy
i blame the shoddy pool cues.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:38, archived)
# although he was regularly dismissed as
'shite' ... i rocked using Ken

Ha-Do-Ken! and so on
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:25, archived)
# Higher Mushen!
Or as someone said once - Soy Mucus!

www.bookofratings.com/streetfighter2.html

Very good, from Brunching Shuttlecocks linkagy
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:26, archived)
# i bought marvel vs capcom 2 the other day
and its fucking cool. Street fighter versus X-men, and all the other cool marvel characters. I always pick Ryu, Ken and Wolverine. I'll kick all your arses with them three.

SHORYUKEN!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:27, archived)
# I say "HYUKEN!"
..how odd we all have different ways of saying it.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:30, archived)
# the uppercut is shoryuken
the fireball is hadoken. and when he gets really fired up and does an uppercut he goes "SHIN SHORYUKEN!" in slo motion.




line of the night:

"That's how tough M. Bison is, he can kill even the people portraying him"
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:32, archived)
# that's
morbidly hilarious :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:34, archived)
# Ryu-Ken!
They both had the same moves, and just said each others names...That's what I always thought anyway!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:32, archived)
# I was gonna set my
Mega Drive up at the weekend but realised I have no ariel wire. I was so gutted! I wanted to play Micro Machiens 96 dammit!...I mean, I have it on my PC for the Emulator, but it's just not the same isit!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:31, archived)
#
Dhalsim was the best.
You just kicked the other person from the other side of the screen and they couldnt do anything.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:28, archived)
# Dhalsim - from the above link
I'm glad someone finally exposed the sordid, violent world of yoga. For decades we lived under the misapprehension that yoga practitioners were mostly into stretching and maybe a little bit of not breathing. As it turns out, though, yoga actually involves spitting fire, kicking people from across the room, and doing a stupid little dance when you win.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:30, archived)
# the m bison one gets me......
That's how tough M. Bison is, he can kill even the people portraying him
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:32, archived)
# sorry

..no offence intended, eclectech.

You can all colour your own, of course.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:10, archived)
# that one in the middle looks like he's got a
purple head
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:12, archived)
# They all do.
Yes.

..but I didn't colour over the lines, did I?!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:14, archived)
# i really liked
the group colour me badd.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:13, archived)
# did they do
'ooh baby, i love your way' ... badly?

evenin all
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:14, archived)
# I liked their impersonators
Cover Me Badd.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:16, archived)
# haha.
are they real?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:17, archived)
# i hope so
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:19, archived)
# they were
but their manager was a shark and took all their money
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:19, archived)
# and they flew away
in a helicopter
at the last minute
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:22, archived)
# before the bridge collapsed?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:23, archived)
# Yes
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:41, archived)
# I don't know
but they certainly did 'I wanna sex you up' ... or was it 'gay you up'? I'm not sure.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:17, archived)
# i liked the beared fella.
he had class. i think he wore yellow.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:18, archived)
# so
someone did colour him bad then?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:19, archived)
# the correct word is 'was'
not 'wore' ;)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:19, archived)
#
don't talk about the chinese like that!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:21, archived)
# was not was
Now open the door, get on the floor.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:24, archived)
# i liked arnie and the terminators.
they did one song, 'I'll be back'

it was the stuff of legends
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:24, archived)
# it was Steve Wright In The Afternoon's 'Posse'
It was a nice song. I liked 'Don't tough it' by 'Yeoviltronic' which was from them too, it didn't get in the top 40 though.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:32, archived)
# i'll look into it.
i remember green jelly's 3 little pigs too. a truly glamourous song.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:34, archived)
# not by the hairs on my chinny chin chin!
yep that was another goodun
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:39, archived)
# Is it YOUR fault??
Did you mention that bloody song earlier?
All I've had in my had for the last few hours is "Boom Boom Shackalackalacka Boom! Boom Boom Shackalacka Boom Boom!" over and over

Edit: You've just reminded me to try and find the song "Shake Your Head" by Was Not Was

Edit Edit: I've not even found it yet and the lyrics are coming back to me!
"You can't make missiles out of mud! And you can't expect vultures to be kind!"
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:28, archived)
# I'm sure it was covered by a female artist too
I remember the song well.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:34, archived)
# Found it!
"You can't drink lava from plastic glasses.."
- "And you can't influence the Masses.."

I'd forgotten that I love this song :)
Thank you for your strange memory reviving skills!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:37, archived)
# it's lovely to see other people enjoying the same thing.
This kind of thing is goign on in my head all the time :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:45, archived)
# I can sadly
quote the lyrics to Kajagoogoo's "Too Shy"..

(but I won't, don't worry lol)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:47, archived)
# I can remember Turtle Power, Ice Ice Baby and Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny...
amongst others.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:49, archived)
# i think
it was feat. kim basinger
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:39, archived)
# yes, that's the one
:)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:39, archived)
# posh voice
and you can't fight the armed foooorces
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:37, archived)
# nah, he wasn't yello
yello's that mad chap with the 'tache who did 'the race'.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:24, archived)
# i remember now
and the band i'm thinking of were Big Mountain

who were completely different
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:22, archived)
# Big Country you mean
who sang the song Big Country as their big hit.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:45, archived)
# yaaaaay!
no offence taken... i like people pootling with my pics... :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:18, archived)
# *phew*
..my first impulse was "wheeee! colouring time!", before I thought it could be construed as insulting.

yay!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:20, archived)
# I have:

2 spicy sausage sarnies, and some rolos. so fucking bow down.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:07, archived)
# i have
bacon quiche and prawn crackers
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:08, archived)
# youve been outdone, AGAIN.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:09, archived)
# but i ate a teaspoon of chili flakes earlier
so i rock/burn horribly*

*delete as appropriate
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:11, archived)
# i cut a loaf of bread in half
and made the world's biggest sandwich. it had a whole stilton in it
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:15, archived)
# you win. by far.
that is a MAN'S sandwich.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:16, archived)
# *faint*
rolos...*swoon*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:08, archived)
# :)
nice pic, the color in your eyes really stands out...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:08, archived)
# get down on your knees mortal
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:09, archived)
# I have
Betterbuy lemonade and quavers, ha!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:09, archived)
# I just ate
A sausage, turkey, potato and cheese sarnie. T'was very nice indeed, extra mayo....

I think I'm going to sleep it off now.

Night all
.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:10, archived)
# I...
...have a whole pineapple.

How do you like them (pine)apples.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:10, archived)
# ill seee your pineapple
and raise you a chunky kitkat.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:12, archived)
# I'll see your Chunky KitKat
and raise you a bowl of Chocolate Ice Cream, with Chocolate Sauce and SPRINKLES!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:15, archived)
# watch it,
I can just as easily go downstairs and get a cup-a-soup.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:16, archived)
# them's
fightin words

i've just got 3 bottles of grolsch, and that's it

RAWK!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:18, archived)
# ive got tizer.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:19, archived)
# tizer and rolos?
are you fucking mad?

no way you can handle that
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:21, archived)
# just you watch.....
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:23, archived)
# i'm calling an ambulance
just to be safe
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:26, archived)
# Tizer sucks!
Fanta is the only way my friend!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:27, archived)
# I've got
3 cans of XXXX and 4 cans of Mcewan's
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:21, archived)
# is there some sort of
bad lager expo on near you or something?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:29, archived)
# XXXX is nice
but Kroneburg 1664 would be my choice of larger! or Carlsberg
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:35, archived)
# xxxx is all right
but McEwans is satan's own pish
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:39, archived)
# I like them lots
I love pineapple, me.

I have one last beer then I'm off to bed
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:14, archived)
# I have
a lovely cup of tea, and a bed to go to, so night night all!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:11, archived)
# Tea?
2 Sugars and Milk?...the only way tea should be made...EVER!

and Night night
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:13, archived)
# I
don't do sugar for myself any more.. So addicted to tea that I think it ruins the 'taste' of it.. :-/ Other people are welcome to have sugar when having tea at my house though. I always keep some handy, but none of that Nutrasweet malarky.
If it was a choice between NO TEA AT ALL, tea with sugar or tea with nutrasweet, I'd easily have tea with sugar.
Wow I'm really rambling. I'm going to stop now.

Night night
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:21, archived)
# I was watching Eastenders yesterday (Don't ask why)
and was laughing so much at Martain 'cause of you!...it's uncanny!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:12, archived)
# i look fuck all like him!
fuckin shandy drinking southern puff......
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:15, archived)
# hehehe
Martain Fowler or Tom Bohan?

We just don't know...they're both Shandy drinking whimps:)

*can hear the gun loading*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:20, archived)
# *klikk*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:22, archived)
# t-shirt?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:06, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:10, archived)
# how'd you do that?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:11, archived)
# the message id is the number you see at the end of reply and edit links
if you hover the mouse over the white tag at the top of each message you get the direct url of that message and any replies will appear.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:15, archived)
# I don't see numbers and
if I hover it just says "this is a normal post"
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:17, archived)
# like
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:17, archived)
# oh I see it now
in the whatit line at the bottom
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:19, archived)
# yeah, that's it!
I always use it on here 'cause links are like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get until you look at the handy little card they give you!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:36, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:11, archived)
# Get yer grammer right ...
Were all cunts :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:12, archived)
# i'm not a cunt
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:12, archived)
# Heh
I am.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:15, archived)
# I got one
does that count?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:22, archived)
# i suppose
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:35, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:56, archived)
# that's some class shoppery
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:56, archived)
# nah, it's not that good
I can see the join at the top of the neck!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:57, archived)
# hehehe.
why the long neck?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:58, archived)
# Probably
related to Dreary Barlow..
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:00, archived)
# yeesssss
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:58, archived)
# woo
but what could it be?
yay
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:57, archived)
# a girranager, if the filename is correct :)
body is from a "western tanager" which is similar to an oriole, but not quite, so it couldn't be a girroriole.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:59, archived)
# woo
giratit?
tirafe?

edit: so not a tit at all then :(

*giggles* i said tit
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:00, archived)
# Wow
that's class:)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:03, archived)
# i just bought a new pet


wat am i supposed to feed it??
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:53, archived)
# spicey brains
and don't forget always feed it after midnight

Woo
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:54, archived)
# Bright
Light.. and water. It'll grow up all nice and fluffy in no time :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:54, archived)
# Pies and Guinness
and toes...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:55, archived)
# feed it?
feed it?

ARE YOU NUTS!!!!





oh yea, you're here' so of course you are
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:56, archived)
# its
torso
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:57, archived)
# me and reverend dan just saw this
www.b3ta.com/board/1219371

and we think it's fantastic.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:07, archived)
# yes we do
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:11, archived)
# he's gone off arthur,
he must be sleeping now.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:13, archived)
# stop calling me arthur
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:15, archived)
# i still regret not proposing 'roger' for schoolboy humour.
'rev, i've just rogered you'
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:17, archived)
# gonads!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:59, archived)
# Why do I
feel the need to add "and strife" to that?? Very odd
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:01, archived)
# and strife
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:01, archived)
# and gonads
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:02, archived)
# Paper
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:05, archived)
# ..
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:47, archived)
# My god.
That's brilliant.. and mesmerising!
Woo!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:48, archived)
# you crazy bastard!
that's brilliant! :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:48, archived)
# Wonderful!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:48, archived)
# Alright Bob!
Was just spazzing back a little, trying to catch up on the night found this and think you mean Cara.

Am I right or am I right?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:57, archived)
# Nope...
...different friend ;)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:58, archived)
# Well I only know one
And thought it could be her...oh well

Damn I hate being wrong!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:02, archived)
# You're too good at this you know.
It's not natural.

Woo Yay and indeed Hoopla.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:48, archived)
# ahhhh
very woosome
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:49, archived)
# houpla!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:49, archived)
# I can't use
my new Woo till you post something!
(It goes without saying that whatever you post it'll be Woo-worthy)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:53, archived)
# have this again :) :
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:55, archived)
# Where's George and Zippy?
Smashin'
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Yay!
It's like going back an hour or so to the past to correct the mistakes made in my recent youth! With a new "Woo!"

Have a woo for such a lovely pic!

No it's not a repost, it's animated now
I hope that wasn't too much of an anticlimax, but I really do like my new woo and wanted it to be christened on a really nice image :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:58, archived)
# very smooth, i like it!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:59, archived)
# he changes shoulders
very quickly ;¬)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:59, archived)
# it doesn't animate.
your mind's playing tricks on you. :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:00, archived)
# yeah you're right
it is a bit shit
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:01, archived)
# oh you absolute bastard
now my brain hurts
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:50, archived)
# woo
by the way!



you bastard...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:51, archived)
# how was edinbura
u lucky git
i wanted to go to
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:52, archived)
# fucking marvellous
how was london?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:53, archived)
# not bad
i like london :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:55, archived)
# so do i
but i now have a very soft spot for edinburgh. could be something to do with the licensing laws...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Bloody pisshead ;)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:59, archived)
# hehe
i was looking for this the other day. marvellous. you bastard.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:03, archived)
# You coming out to play
this weekend?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:05, archived)
# maybe
i'm lost without the scheduler. what's going on?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:10, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:20, archived)
# ah why not
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:22, archived)
# post festival now....
...the pubs are only open until 3.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:59, archived)
# oh well
as long as that tiny little barmaid is still in whistlebinkies....
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:03, archived)
# he he he...
...or in the boot of my car.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:04, archived)
# or my special
lady caboose
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:07, archived)
# knew there was something wrong with you.
Mad.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Heh
Do you get frightened by the bright lights and horseless carriages?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:00, archived)
# Too many "Cocker-knees"
I think.

I'm off down 't pit.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:13, archived)
# We're salt of the earth, we are... :(
*makes mental note never to do the chimney sweep dance in your presence*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:21, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA...
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
ultra-mega-super-fantastic!!!
:D
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:50, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:50, archived)
# that is fan-fucking-tastic
woo yay houpla!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:52, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:52, archived)
# Ha!
Is that spuggy? Nice shot! :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:53, archived)
# is that
you?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:54, archived)
#
It's my mate Paul throwing toast.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:56, archived)
# That be
superb
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:52, archived)
# houpla and panowie
excellent work there :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:53, archived)
# huzzah!
stairway to heaven? top notch :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:53, archived)
# that's
rather good.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:54, archived)
# marvellous!
that's either a insightful statement about the clergy in the 21st century or just plain daft.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:54, archived)
# The
Neverending Staiiiiirrrcaassseeee, Ahhhhhaahhhhahhhhahhhh Neverending Staiiiiirrrcaassseeee, Ahhhhhaahhhhahhhhahhhh Neverending Staiiiiirrrcaassseeee,
Ahhhhhaahhhhahhhhahhhh Neverending Staiiiiirrrcaassseeee, Ahhhhhaahhhhahhhhahhhh Neverending Staiiiiirrrcaassseeee,
Ahhhhhaahhhhahhhhahhhh Neverending Staiiiiirrrcaassseeee

Woo :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:55, archived)
# hehehehehe
:)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:11, archived)
# bloody heaven
greatstuff
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:56, archived)
# I'm just in Star Fleet, nobody loves me
Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Vulcan Death Grip?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:06, archived)
# That's actualy hurting my eyes!
WOO!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:00, archived)
# a slightly belated..
w/y/h
quite possibly the best thing ever.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:03, archived)
# woo
g ne r's
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:43, archived)
# thats all class
top notch sir

woo and yay
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 12:20, archived)
# hey
havent bin here in a while, missed much?



(repost ;)

(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:46, archived)
# woo
any thing with gremlins in it will cause huge reaction from me. (easerly entertained)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:47, archived)
# like gremlins?? ;)


heheh
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:51, archived)
# Aarrgggghhhhhh
Quick
Put a Fez on it
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:48, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwww
kill it
kill it now
woo
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:48, archived)
# Glenda always made sure
that people stuck around for the finale...

You know when something starts off as something.. then just goes a bit wrong?...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:45, archived)
# woo!
nice trick :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:47, archived)
# Hah hah
Smart.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:49, archived)
# wow!
now that's talent!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:56, archived)
# thats quite mad
woo
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:04, archived)
# if i were a witch...
I'd have Cliff Richard as my bitch.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:39, archived)
# He's just a devil woman...
...with evil on his mind.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:45, archived)
# why is his broom so little
does he have a tiny butt?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:46, archived)
# .
he's only little. you can fit old cliffy into a match box... it's true, i've seen it on noisey square thing with moving pictures.
well, that, and the fact that with my obscure vision, i thought it was beautifully proportioned.
it's a little broom, for little broom cuboards
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:49, archived)
# sorry
not meant to be critical

meant to be funny
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:52, archived)
# more scribbles...
as i have finally finished working for the day... hurrah...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:36, archived)
# Praise the lord for one more refresh!
These are beautiful.

Goodnight all :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:37, archived)
# i'm guessing
thats zero in the middle.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:37, archived)
# i'd prefer...
'based on zero' as realistic portraits aren't really my speciality ;)
but yes...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:40, archived)
# i'd say i recognised him by the small head
but that would sound a little rude
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:42, archived)
# the guy on the left appears to have a...
oh no, that's his arm.

Who was in the one that ppl thought was me btw?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:38, archived)
# you.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:39, archived)
# This one?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:40, archived)
# no, the first one
one before that one at least :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:43, archived)
# this one i think...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:44, archived)
# ahhh... a non-b3tan friend... :)
how goes the m3tatweening?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:41, archived)
# I've got all the materials in my possession now
And i've got a good set of settings and codecs to make them all fit together nicely. So it looks like I will have it done tomorrow (for sending out to them) Then i'll have to wait to see if there are any problems and I migth anticipate that by doing some other versions and stuff in the meantime. There'll be no web version this week, I'm off on Friday and not back until Monday I think.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:45, archived)
# good!
I want the festival to be a proper premiere ;)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:48, archived)
# excellent...
glad it all came together in the end... :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:49, archived)
# yeah, me too :)
thanks for helping out.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:55, archived)
# fantastic!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:51, archived)
# You work late you do.

Know the feeling........
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:40, archived)
# the joy and the curse...
of not having a proper job :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:44, archived)
# Ahhh.
I have a proper job. Well, depends on your definition of proper I suppose.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:50, archived)
# hmm... in my mind
set times + set place = proper job... which is why i'm happy i don't have one...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:57, archived)
# yay
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:40, archived)
# woo
these ar great
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:49, archived)
# Look wot I made...
Lacks hummus, but I think it looks pretty cool...



I hope this isn't so big as to be offensive to dialup users...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:29, archived)
# robots are cool
how big is it?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:31, archived)
# hey
there,
kitty kitty meow meow..

did you and PMGT see this last night?
www.b3ta.com/board/1887880

yes, robots are cool
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:32, archived)
# ha ha ha!!!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:33, archived)
# nope
I'd gone to sleep by then.

I especially liked how we just ended up back there the next day without trying, which allowed supermoore to get his car
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:33, archived)
# hang on
i took that photo. i don't remember nohands...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:38, archived)
# About.
a thousand of whatever unit Milkshape uses tall...

Or perhaps, more importantly, 1024 triangles, 1204 verts (yuck).
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:33, archived)
# ummm...ok
40k is good...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:34, archived)
# 40k is fine
it's generally file size they care about anything over 200k or so.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:31, archived)
# yay!
nice robot...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:37, archived)
[challenge entry] I
quite like this so will probably look for an excuse to repost later today....not really .... well....
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:28, archived)
# 101 Inseminations
:)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:28, archived)
# Nice grundies.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:28, archived)
# Oh
my.


woo..?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:28, archived)
# im not too sure
what to say to that....
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:29, archived)
# There's just something
extremely unsettling about animals in pants.

yay!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:30, archived)
# she's got
a bit of spotting there..
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:29, archived)
# 101, million reasons
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:32, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Recently appeared at a theatre near you....
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:21, archived)
# nice
and (relatively) subtle
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:23, archived)
# Fred (and) Jack

evenin all, is it nekkid hour yet?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:23, archived)
# i don't thin there is a naked hour anymore
or a super happy fun time, either
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:24, archived)
# does that mean we can have...



GAY (bar) TIME?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:25, archived)
# how about...
...cock off you mothercocking fucksucker hour?

Just to keep us on our toes.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:26, archived)
# or the fuckass suck-a-fuck hour
which is in about 28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, and 12 seconds...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:27, archived)
# Party naked!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:26, archived)
# like this?:
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:29, archived)
# I daren't
...

but I doubt it.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:31, archived)
# go onnnnnnnnn
you know you want to...

its not that bad really, all the nasty bits are cencored out, its just it would still constitute nsfw
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:31, archived)
# Oh
okay then.

*waits for everyone else to leave office*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:33, archived)
# it's
bedtime.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:27, archived)
# It's always nekkid hour in the nobody household




woo!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:25, archived)
# well
if nobody is around to see..
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:25, archived)
# whats the fun in that?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:26, archived)
# *points down*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:26, archived)
# silly man
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:27, archived)
# There's always
photos.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:27, archived)
# "...Ohhhh... I....
...aint got nobody...."
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:27, archived)
# "nobody does it better"
apparently
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:32, archived)
# excellent
very good
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:24, archived)
# thats very woo
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:25, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:25, archived)
# Nice wooyay
but do you think maybe naming your images more appropriately might make things easier in the long term. Once you've done 40 or 50 pics you might have trouble remembering which is which :)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:27, archived)
# just doing it this way today
and i copy paste each as i use it

thanks
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:32, archived)
# Ho ho ho
that's well done.

woo!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:25, archived)
# threadjack
anyone know of a video-grabber that will grab whatever is displayed on your screen? (i want to grab a small section of a divx movie - don't have anything i can export it from/import to)

like the "what-u-hear" feature in soundforge/cooledit/goldwave etc but for video?

cheers
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:27, archived)
# i'm
using SProsoft Capture Solution...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:41, archived)
# thank
you!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:45, archived)
# Well,
I don't reckon we're in Kansas no more, pardner.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)
# ha ha ha...
...that's toto-ly brilliant ;)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:22, archived)
# Thanks
it's a shame I didn't think of it during "subtle week".
woot!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:24, archived)
# aunty emmmm
!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:25, archived)
# ..this is my big break
at being sued by MGM.
muwahahahahahaaaaaaa!

..cunts.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 0:39, archived)

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