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NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

;)

(redhaze, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:10, archived)

nope that's never been done before

/handbags

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:11, archived)

now now...calm down:)

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:12, archived)

that was rather rude

and not at all like me, I apologize

only it does look an awful lot like one I've seen before

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kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:13, archived)

was a repost

..should probably have said sooner.. (note to self: take over world)

;)

(redhaze, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:15, archived)

ahh

i see now.

naughty repost whore

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:16, archived)

they do indeed.

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:02, archived)

so do

ham sandwiches

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)

i had spicey sausage.

beat that.

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)

my sausage is spicey

*beaten*

(

dogsbollocks, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)

I can handle british sausage

I can't handle american sausage, it makes me ill

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:04, archived)

yes, but can you handle MY sausage??

errrr.....

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:05, archived)

I like where this is going

...

(

dogsbollocks, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:06, archived)

eyes down mister.

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:06, archived)

ive got

the last ever opal fruit

(redhaze, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:04, archived)

i have a full pack

of opal fruits

(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:08, archived)

that sounded more impressive

in my head

but it is 100% of FACT

(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:12, archived)

Are you implying that hamsters and ham sandwiches are one and the same?

(

dogsbollocks, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)

nah

you've got to take the fur off first... and the bones

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:04, archived)

and the claws

they get stuck in your teeth

(eggmangle, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:05, archived)

correct me if im wrong,

but hamsters dont have claws....

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:06, archived)

Not according to your drawing any way

(

dogsbollocks, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:07, archived)

thats a hamster???

cheers. been trying to work that out since i drew it....

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:08, archived)

!!!

whoa.....you learn sumfing new every day....um, not even small like hamster-nails to paint pretty colours????

(eggmangle, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:08, archived)

yeah, they have nails.

but not claws.

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:09, archived)

ooooh

does that mean they have...fingers???

(eggmangle, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:15, archived)

if you like.

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:15, archived)

I put my friends

hamster in my mouth and it tried to go down my throat so I spat it out ded quick!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:20, archived)

there are some things

that one should keep to oneself

(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:32, archived)

you don't know az very well

do you?

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:33, archived)

Tomorrow

it's spelling?

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:10, archived)

I've just fallen asleep

at my computer and when I woke up, someone had switched the light off and turned the fire off. I'm fucking freezing now!

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:04, archived)

Isn't that dangerous..falling asleep with a fire on

(

dogsbollocks, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:05, archived)

No,

you're thinking of "falling asleep with your fingers in the plug socket"

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:08, archived)

or falling asleep with scissors

...or..something

(

dogsbollocks, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:09, archived)

nooo

that's running in your sleep!

Don't do that, that's VERY dangerous!

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:11, archived)

or falling asleep leaning over a 10th story balcony

with a rope around your neck and a pencil up your nose

(redhaze, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:12, archived)

But is

the rope tied to anything else? If it isn't, then it's quite safe!

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:14, archived)

but you could choke

or get a rash

(redhaze, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:16, archived)

Then don't tie it to anything

Just lay a bed of nails on the floor below. Don't worry, the nails will bend and break your fall!

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:19, archived)

but

isn't just falling 10 storeys enough to kill you? or are you some super-bouncy person?

(

NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:24, archived)

it was a ghost.

(redhaze, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:05, archived)

he died of smoke

(redhaze, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:06, archived)

twice

(redhaze, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:07, archived)

really?

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:09, archived)

rarghhh

(redhaze, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:00, archived)

argh!

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:01, archived)

YAaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

Aaaaaakkkkcghgghgnhhhhhhh!

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnfhhh! Nnnnh!!!!

(

Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:01, archived)

you know that sound that chewie makes?

how would you spell it??

(redhaze, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:02, archived)

In Star Wars Galaxies, the wookie speech text comes up like this:

racr rawaca carwar rrwa c acarwa cwar warwc

(

Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)

does it portray

R2D2 language?

(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:05, archived)

Not as text, there's actual sounds for that

Sometimes there's translations of what it means.

(

Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:06, archived)

he had tourettes.

it just comes up "COK SUCK DONKEY WANK TUBE BALLS SCROTUM DOG SHIT!! DOG SHIT!!! DOGGGGGGG SHIIIIIIIIIT!!!"

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:09, archived)

man utd's new keeper

has tourettes

i want match of the day to interview him

(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:10, archived)

yeah so ive heard.

i mean literally, i was behind the net and all i could hear was "SHIT CUNT TITS FANNYS!!"*

*not true.

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:21, archived)

AAAARRRRGH!!!

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:02, archived)

i have no idea why i made this

it is strangely hypnotic though

(

Reverend Dan, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:51, archived)

after dark?

hehehehe :)

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:52, archived)

;¬)

(

Reverend Dan, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:52, archived)

that is hypnotic...

@@
---

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kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:53, archived)

that was his show at edinburgh.

wot was shit.

apparently.

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:53, archived)

we went and saw it

it was shit, in a very funny way :)

terrible, but I agree with the review that spacey sent me. the band was good

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:54, archived)

i wanted to go and see it

but you know, moore got arrested and all....

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:54, archived)

hehehehehe

that's not much of an excuse, that was early in the day still

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:55, archived)

how about "moore got pissed and all" then?

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:56, archived)

could be

how about 'we decided pirates would be better'?

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:57, archived)

yeah.

thats probably closer to the truth.

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:58, archived)

hehehe :)

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:58, archived)

agreed

woo

(

pippy is a truck, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:53, archived)

argh!

love that music, t'is very hypnotic.

(the two lips, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:57, archived)

I can imagine Johnny...

...grooving on down to that!

Nice to see you are getting milage out of that webspace ;)

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:22, archived)

We should have a "Straight to Hell" compo

to see who can make the most offensive images possible.

(

Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:46, archived)

ive said this a number of times.

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:47, archived)

(redhaze, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:55, archived)

hasn't that been done?

I could be wrong...

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:47, archived)

or maybe it's just

all the hell like challenges we've had

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:48, archived)

i'd be up for that

what with the whole jesus bandwagon we had going on yesterday...

(

rawr isn't really here., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:53, archived)

there was a jesus bandwagon

and i wasn't invited?

(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:54, archived)

yeah it was sometime yesterday...

it all started with someone posting a pic of a football goalie with jesus' head on it and the caption "Jesus Saves"

(

rawr isn't really here., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:55, archived)

i was a one man jesus bandwagon for a few nights.

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:57, archived)

you were

quite prolific

i've not done a pic since last friday you know

(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:59, archived)

ive been doing my pointmash pictures.

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:00, archived)

you haven't!

you've just been messing with the optimisation you utter bastard!

and so on...

(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)

yeah.....

twats. Im getting tired of explaining that i DONT ACTUALLY HAVE PHOTOSHOP....

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:04, archived)

I did one last night

I don't really make a lot of pics though

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:00, archived)

you did?

well do excuse me whilst i spazz

(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)

sorry it took me so long

I was distracted

b3ta.com/board/1887489

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kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:12, archived)

oh thanks

i was still looking - my spazzing skills are weak

(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:14, archived)

it helps

if you know what you're looking for ;)

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:14, archived)

true

i started from the time i went to bed and worked my way forward... i'd only got to about 3:45am by the time you gave me the link :)

(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:17, archived)

hehehehe

:)

you can do it that way. I prefer the search though.

I don't know what I'd do if it didn't search urls... :)

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:18, archived)

wheee

that's grand :)

(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:15, archived)

thanks :)

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:17, archived)

well.. im off, gettin kinda tired

just a quick cat with a baby in it's mouth

..yawn..

nitey all

(redhaze, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:45, archived)

poor cat

Take It Out
Take It Out

(

faithy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:51, archived)

noooooooooooooooooooooooo

(

pippy is a truck, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:52, archived)

Six fingered,

claw handed freak

(

matsimpsk, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:53, archived)

enough viking?

(acheta, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:37, archived)

besutiful.

i'm off to bed with reverend dan. good night.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:40, archived)

night

uni starts tomorrow :(

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:41, archived)

not for us brits!

good luck!

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:42, archived)

correction,

not for us brits at lancaster.

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:42, archived)

bastards

I hate school

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:46, archived)

come to lancaster.

its great. you can have my spare room.

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:48, archived)

right

do they offer advanced engineering degrees. The real horror of all this is that i already have a degree

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:48, archived)

probably.

a mate of mine was gonna come here to do an electronic engineering degree. They do all that kind of thing.

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:50, archived)

cool

I still think I'd rather go house sit for spacefish and do absolutely nothing all day

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:51, archived)

dont blame you really....

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:52, archived)

doing nothing all day = unhealthy

i'm living proof

(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:53, archived)

im dying proof.....

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:54, archived)

I'd do more there probably

what with b3tans around and all

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:54, archived)

you could start by

tidying my house - it's a disgrace.

(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:57, archived)

so's mine

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:57, archived)

i doubt yours

is as bad as mine

(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:59, archived)

it's probably worse

mine's about equivalent to spacefish's, except I haven't done the washing up in several months...

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:01, archived)

i had to do it earlier

i'd run out of things to eat off

(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:02, archived)

I bought

paper ones...

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)

you win again

curses!

(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:04, archived)

mwahahahahaha!

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:10, archived)

i've just randomly vomited

fear me

oh, and that pic's rather ace and wasn't the cause of my vomitation

edit: think i'll go lie down actually...

(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:44, archived)

probably best

feel better (unless you're taking your laptop, in which case I'm sure you'll tell us how you're feeling ;)

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:49, archived)

nah, best thing is to go and drink.

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:51, archived)

wow, you scare me

just dialled up on me laptop now...

I think my stomach has had enough and wishes to leave me

(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:51, archived)

are you sure its not your liver?

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:53, archived)

i'm sure i'll find out

when the thing in my abdomen that's causing quite a bit of discomfort escapes

hope it's not one of the aliens... the fuckers

(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:55, archived)

hehehe

I've been pretty sick for about a week now.

I'm feeling a bit better today. Part of the reason pub sched took so long was that I felt bad

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:56, archived)

i've felt a bit off

all day - but it's suddenly got a bit scary

saying that, i think i'm slowly feeling better, or maybe i'm just getting used to it

(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:01, archived)

it's probably just

because you're laying down

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:02, archived)

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:15, archived)

a tale of love..

shyaah ;)

(redhaze, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:34, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/1272013

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:34, archived)

Woohoo, swimming!

Right, I need some sleep and to listen to some more of The Cure, I'll be back tomorrow night :) Sleep tight, all!
Not looking forward to school this year...

(

Whillow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:36, archived)

never look forward to school

it's a nasty thing

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kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:37, archived)

meet bishop chimp...

the primate pirate...
yarrrr!

edit: and i be off to bed now... yarrrr!

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:19, archived)

YARRR!

(

rawr isn't really here., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:19, archived)

Yarrr....

...me treasure be burried on chimpanzee island!

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:20, archived)

Its gonna

Be covered in shit, poor treasure

(

keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:23, archived)

Yaarrrrrr

Take cover, though, he looks like he might start flinging his poopdeck about

(

matsimpsk, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:23, archived)

splendid

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:23, archived)

yarrr

it be lovely

but not enough vikings for my liking

(

Reverend Dan, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:23, archived)

yarrr

(

pippy is a truck, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:25, archived)

Avast!

That be woo!

(

Whillow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:27, archived)

yarrr!

i be off to play armagetron.sourceforge.net on a laggy dialup until i fall asleep.

night!

(

dipdapdop, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:35, archived)

ARMAGETRON!

HURRAH!!! Have fun, sure you will. Night!

(

Whillow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:37, archived)

He's a happy kitty...

because he's touching himself.
Naughty kitty.

(Hobbes, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:16, archived)

i remember this from earlier,

i still find him attractive

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:16, archived)

Cor hes

knobs a bit veiny though...

(

keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:18, archived)

his legs look like

the underside of leaves.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:19, archived)

Oh, so

Hes no packed like me then, poor guy

(

keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:19, archived)

Earlier

I had a different head on him

(Hobbes, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:18, archived)

ew.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:18, archived)

you seem to have a bit of an obsession

with buff gentlemen.

anything you'd like to share?

(

Reverend Dan, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:18, archived)

Id rather

he didnt

(

keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:19, archived)

he shared

a site with lots of scantily clad young ladies yesterday so I think the bread is buttered on both sides so to speak.

(

Mingus wonders where all the time went, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:19, archived)

Thats alot

of colesterol

(

keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:21, archived)

You remember me!

In all my time at b3ta I've never felt so loved.

(Hobbes, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:23, archived)

you wait till one of the parties

(

Reverend Dan, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:25, archived)

with kitteny berk....

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:27, archived)

speak for yourself...

(

Reverend Dan, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:28, archived)

id rather not.

i ended up in bed with moore....

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:30, archived)

I'll never make it to one.

Unless it's hosted in the Midwest USA

(Hobbes, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:28, archived)

you didnt see the OC bash then?

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:30, archived)

that's very very far away

from the midwest

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:32, archived)

is it?

well whos fault is that then? eh?

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:32, archived)

yours

why new york then?

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:33, archived)

spose so....

cos i think i know where my lady is.

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:34, archived)

ahhh

new york?

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:35, archived)

yep.

she got into columbia university in NY, and i think shes gone there now, seeing as its september, and the term starts on the 2nd.

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:36, archived)

yep

today was a holiday here.

guess I won't be seeing you then, new york's a bit far.

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:38, archived)

yeah, it was labor day.

new yorks a bit far? what, as in edinburgh far ;-D

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:42, archived)

not from here...

it's about 1700 miles though, if I remember right

I've driven farther than that in a weekend, but I don't want to again

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:47, archived)

Not when the

Big One hits it won't be

(

matsimpsk, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:51, archived)

hehehehe

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:58, archived)

where in the midwest?

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:30, archived)

Indiana

Indianapolis, specifically.

(Hobbes, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:33, archived)

there's several b3tans in chicago

I'm in minneapolis

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:34, archived)

Hooray!

I think you're cool.

(Hobbes, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:35, archived)

well now that you mention it

I should go turn down the ac... ;)

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:36, archived)

Now that i see your pics

I'd say you're hot. So maybe go turn back up the AC.
I have red hair too. =D

(Hobbes, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:48, archived)

I'm not hot

just ask the people who've met me.

b3ta seems to attract us redheads, for some reason

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kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:50, archived)

Damnit.

Of i say you're hot, that's final.

(Hobbes, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:53, archived)

nah

I'd wait until you meet me.

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:55, archived)

We need

to meed sometime then.
There needs to be a Midwest USA bash.

(Hobbes, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:58, archived)

yeah

I've said before that I could get to Chicago if someone would put me up.

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:59, archived)

I'm lazy in photoshop?

(Hobbes, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:21, archived)

he appears to have a

blood pressure problem

(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:19, archived)

Its actually

A tatoo of the A to Z out outer Birmingham

(

keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:20, archived)

that's not

the M6

(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:21, archived)

said the

Vicar to the judge

(

keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:22, archived)

...and so the OS wars begin anew...

(the_mouth_that_roared, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:08, archived)

i felt the overwhelming urge to go "eh-oh" then....

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:11, archived)

Great animation ...

But WTF is Bad Badtz-Maru doing there ????

(

Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:20, archived)

Didn't want to use

...Tux twice, that was the only other penguin I could think of at the moment.

D'oh, forgot about Chilly Willy...

(the_mouth_that_roared, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:25, archived)

Bloody net, why does nothing ever seem to work?

(redhaze, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:08, archived)

this is lost on me

anyone care to help me out?

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:10, archived)

thats earl from toejam and earl.

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:10, archived)

yeah

and this is the queen as a member of KISS

(redhaze, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:12, archived)

...and I have a drumkit

in the back of my Ferrari.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:13, archived)

That's Ace!

I hope no one gets that, it's awful punnage...

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Whillow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:20, archived)

FREHLEY :)

WOOO

(redhaze, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:32, archived)

Hurrah!

Kiss rocks!
When I'm less skint, I must get Alive IV... GOD OF THUNDER, AND ROCK N ROOOOLL!

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Whillow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:34, archived)

what is toejam?

edit: thanks for the info though.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:14, archived)

That's an old

Sega Megadrive videogame character called Earl.

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matsimpsk, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:11, archived)

thankyou

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:15, archived)

he is earl of "toejam and earl"

characters in a videogame of the same name

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Or is it?, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:11, archived)

thank you

also

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:15, archived)

this could explain it

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faithy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:21, archived)

ooh

that made me chortle something chronic

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:30, archived)

This next one's called "Twang Went My Heartbreak"

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:08, archived)

Lovely

..but with his wee arms he can only play the one position.

..so he could probably do Stand By Me, by changing strings..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:10, archived)

He also seems

to be flipping the bird!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:11, archived)

no, he's just getting a nice bit of vibrato

on a long G

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:13, archived)

fair point 1/2 position is a bit of a stretch

but he can stand up and jump and anyway, he's a monster on the high register.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:12, archived)

hehehe

that's great!

I love that!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:10, archived)

that's rather a good shop

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:10, archived)

nice work

heheh

(redhaze, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:10, archived)

awww...

lovely :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:24, archived)

marvellous

there's never enough double basses or koalas nowadays

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Reverend Dan, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:26, archived)

my lovely cat fluffy

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pippy is a truck, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:07, archived)

ha ha ha!!

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:07, archived)

Fucking

flea-ridden sack of mange and bones

edit: she's got a great looking quiff in that photo, though, I'll give her that

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matsimpsk, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:07, archived)

eep!

KILL IT!

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rawr isn't really here., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:08, archived)

KILL IT HARD!

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:09, archived)

So cute!

Fluffy, meet Posh:

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:08, archived)

otto (3d)

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dipdapdop, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:11, archived)

wow, thats pretty impressive.

how did you do that?

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:12, archived)

i bet by taking two pictures at the same time

from two slightly different positions

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Or is it?, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:14, archived)

yeah, i can see it now.

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:16, archived)

you just take 2 photos

eye distance apart - then swap them round in photoshop - i will take a piccy of the apparatus hang on (nailed some wood to other wood so the angles ar right every time)

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dipdapdop, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:15, archived)

here you go

complicated eh ;)
basically keeps it steady/parallel so you can take more than one set (750k timelapse

the hole means you can do panoramas too (too big but i'll put it up sometime)

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dipdapdop, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:22, archived)

ooh

it's like Blue Peter this

(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:24, archived)

o thats very good

is that 2 different shots?

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pippy is a truck, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:13, archived)

I don't understand...

What am I suposed to be doing?

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:22, archived)

cross your eyes

til the kittys match up then woo! he's 3d.

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dipdapdop, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:23, archived)

i can't

cross my eyes enough - the pics are too big - or my eyes are too tired

(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:25, archived)

you'll be pleased to see

the sick inducing image below then.

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dipdapdop, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:28, archived)

ooo look

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pippy is a truck, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:23, archived)

AAAGHHHH!!

MAKE IT STOP!!!!

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rawr isn't really here., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:26, archived)

heehee!

he's mowling as i type (no i won't fucking lick your arse)

should try some full-spin ones matrix style. be a bit big tho

cheers!

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dipdapdop, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:27, archived)

www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/images/TheLordMovesInMysteriousWays2.gif

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:42, archived)

poor kitty!

You'll wake him/her up doing that!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:28, archived)

"he moves, in mysterious ways.."

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:36, archived)

jesus loves shoes too

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pippy is a truck, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:45, archived)

nice kitty

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pippy is a truck, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:11, archived)

haha!

evil anus cat.

why do all cats feel the need to present their anus to you when they stroke them?

i reckon its "you stroke my head, but it's my bum that's itchy - get to work"

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dipdapdop, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:09, archived)

ewwwwwwww

to true

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pippy is a truck, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:10, archived)

concur.

..or rather, since cats lick each others' arses, that's more likely the service required.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:11, archived)

mmMMmm

lovely. although i've not seen mine do it (their own, yes)

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dipdapdop, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:13, archived)

Ahh...The Good Ol' Days...

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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:01, archived)

ha h a ha!!!

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:02, archived)

hehehehe

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:06, archived)

Ukelele man is gaining in popularity...

...and is being stalked by the photographers from Heat magazine....

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:00, archived)

that's rather splendid.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:01, archived)

bout time he showed up again.

he must be the best character from b3ta of all time.
(have i said that before?)

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Or is it?, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:02, archived)

he's in the b3ta hotel too

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:04, archived)

Aw...shucks...

Here he is in his unaltered form if you would like to play with him.

In a manner of speaking.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:05, archived)

nooooo!

that's chump manbear - he's the best.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:11, archived)

*cough*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:13, archived)

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matsimpsk, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:15, archived)

yay!

for chumpmanbear in an unlikely mode of transport against a moving background!

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:16, archived)

His battery

keeps on cutting out, the poor fella

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matsimpsk, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:19, archived)

Excellent...

That one made me laugh out loud. Nice timing!

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:02, archived)

isn't his name Jim?

...as in "Ukelele Jim"???

"Hi, my name is Ukelele Jim, any requests?"

(eggmangle, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:04, archived)

Bloody paparazzi

like vultures, they are.

woo!

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matsimpsk, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:05, archived)

Go, Ukelele Man,

go!

yay!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:06, archived)

hurrah!

fab :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:26, archived)

woo

nice shooting
:)
sorry im too slow

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pippy is a truck, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:00, archived)

he looks

like my grandfather

(soybomb, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 16:42, archived)

Really sorry for this thread waste ...

But I think there are probably enough b3tans who would really appreciate this that I wouldn't want it to be lost in a thread jack.
For those that love Anime, and even for those that don't, "Spirited Away" (aka "Sen to Chihiro no Kamikakushi") is being shown in cinemas around the U.K. (finally).
Okay, so I've already got the DVD, but I'm gonna go see it on the big screen.

See www.digital.anime.org.uk/news/20030819.html

For those that don't know, this won the Best Animated Feature at this years Oscars and IMO Hayao Miyazaki is one of the best film directors in any form of film making.
Perhaps we could get people together for some of the more central screenings (London for me).

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:53, archived)

but its being distributed by disney, n'est pas?

well maybe i will have to go see it anyway. is there any violence?

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Or is it?, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:54, archived)

Finding Nemo

is amazing :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:55, archived)

so is POTC

yarrr!

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:56, archived)

I saw both of those on Saturday night

in the space of 5 hours :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:58, archived)

not seen that

saying that, the last time i went to the cinema was to watch Austin Powers...

(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:58, archived)

go see it now, its superb.

we sat in the cinema in edinburgh, about 15 b3tans going "yarrrrrrr!"

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:00, archived)

yaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!

just like that

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Reverend Dan, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:03, archived)

yeah.

yaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr!!!

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:06, archived)

your all

Disney's bitches.

the iceman fucketh ye hard.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:05, archived)

The thing I don't like about Disney is the way they patronise the audience so much.

Everything has to be laid out so neatly for you. Nothing for you to do but sit back and watch some (predictable) pretty pictures. Essentially they have never learnt how to tell real stories with animation*

Also, they are always set in magical lands which don't have any real world familiarity. Miyazaki's stuff is set in the real world, warts and all, with little bits of magic thrown in. In makes the characters far more solid in the stories.

* With the exception of Pixar stuff and possibly Bambi.

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:08, archived)

it's phenomenal

you have to see it sometime.

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dipdapdop, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:57, archived)

but is there violence!?!?

if there is violence, i can justify it much more easily

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Or is it?, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:59, archived)

If you *want* violence then you're out of luck ...

Go rent a Mangled Video instead.

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:02, archived)

well i'm all for well directed, etc movies.

i'm not really that big on violence, ordinarily. but i wouldn't be able to handle Kiki's delivery service no matter how well directed. i need something more which i have yet to identify. i guess a strong realism on the part of the main character, even if the situations/setting isn't realistic
ex: Cowboy Bebop. Spike is a very realistic character, even though practically everything else about the show is more
example: cowboy bebop. even though the show has a sci-fi setting, and some of the events are unrealistic, spike, and the other main characters are well grounded and believable.

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Or is it?, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:07, archived)

That's odd because I think Miyazaki makes some of the most realistic characters.

Kiki is just a normal girl (who happens to be a witch). She has to go off to a new town as part of her training and has to find her feet. She's at times optimistic and adventurous and at times scared and frightened.
The characters might not be as familiar to us as some genres but they are (I think) very realistic.

EDIT: I think Cowboy Beebop is great to (if you haven't got them, go get the soundtrack CDs - Yoko Kanno is fantastic).

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:16, archived)

uh YES!

no. not really

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dipdapdop, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:02, archived)

Oh god no.

Hayao Miyaki has long been producing some of the greatest (animated) films of all time. They are anything from the most gentle childrens fairy tales (Totoro) to the epic stories of war and peace (Nausicaa). From islands in the sky (Laputa) to witches on broomsticks (Kiki) and flying pigs (Porco Rosso).

All of then gorgeously crafted with stories to sweep you away.

Plus, if you think Anime is all a little light-weight, go seek out "Grave of the Fireflies" (by the same Studio, but not Miyazaki himself). That one left me in tears - and I'm a heartless bastard most of the time :)

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:00, archived)

And if they still think it's lightweight

Get the to wtach Urtosukidoji : The Legend of the Overfiend and when their eyes start to bleed, nick their wallet.

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:04, archived)

i think ive seen that.

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:06, archived)

nice one

i'll be here:
Cameo Edinburgh (sub)
whenever it's on (on or after 12 september)

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dipdapdop, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:56, archived)

I see that yet again the north east demonstrates itself

as the cultural hot spot of the country by yet again not having a showing of a film I want to see (unless you count york - which I don't)

Bollocks to this I'm moving

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:58, archived)

Yayyy For AnimE

I'll see your TW and raise you a TJ....

I'm stuck at Vienna aiport for the next five hours.

And the internet access machice costs 15 Euro-cents per minute.

Bah Humbug

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Boot I want to know what you meant, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:59, archived)

15 Euro-cents?

Isn't that about three eighth's of a penny?

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:01, archived)

Dunno.....

(which may, or may not be why I seem to have spent every last single penny I have)

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Boot I want to know what you meant, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:02, archived)

the ones in heathrow

were £3 for 20 minutes or 15 minutes depending on which company you used

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kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:03, archived)

heathrow smells of rancid tramp cock though.

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:07, archived)

Last time I was there...

...the BA assistant at the check in desk was very nice.

She even laughed at my half hearted attempt at humour.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:12, archived)

what did you do?

flash your willy at her?

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:14, archived)

My little brain

is now so completely nadgered that I can't even work out if that's cheaper or not

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Boot I want to know what you meant, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:07, archived)

WOOHOO

It's being shown subbed in my area!

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:03, archived)

Spirited Away

is sooooooo good!
I saw it months ago in America, where movies flow like water.

(Hobbes, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:05, archived)

Don't Eat Your Dinner.

Welcome to the board, hyoomen. Thanks, everybody. Nice to meet you, too!

First post. A search on google requesting what I could possibly eat for dinner yielded this result: www.scugog-net.com/room108/eatrealscr/page1.html

Enjoy your dinner.

(hyoomen, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:48, archived)

i like you

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Reverend Dan, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:50, archived)

yay!

welcome aboard, enjoy yourself!

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:51, archived)

dinner?

think I'll stick to rolos and beer, the room is starting to spin here....(eeek, carrot teefs!)

(eggmangle, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:51, archived)

thats like something sunshine elephant would do

but less colourful.

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:52, archived)

heloooooooooooooo...

oooooooooooooooooooooooooo there.
pull up a kitten and your favorite image editing program, and a plate of food, and join us! glad to have you on board! you look like you'll fit right in here :)

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Or is it?, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:53, archived)

No Kittens yet, Just Bush.

"Cheney Out, Croc Hunter in as New Running Mate"

(hyoomen, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 7:05, archived)

oi oi

welcome
:)

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pippy is a truck, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:54, archived)

File not Found.

(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:55, archived)

Here you go

mmmmmm din dins.

..now go make something!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:57, archived)

That's lovely

is that :)
You seem nice :)
*Takes him off The List*

*For now*

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Number_6, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:59, archived)

I thought you were going bed?

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:03, archived)

So did I

but, well, you know, F5... :)
I bet you're not even reading this far down now are you?

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Number_6, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 2:28, archived)

Bad films...

(cowsgo, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:45, archived)

eeep!

kill it! kill it! etc etc

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beagle-28, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:46, archived)

snort

I had an emlyn hughes 'crazy horse' football when i were a nipper

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coco, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:47, archived)

Hahaha

very good :)

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matsimpsk, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:48, archived)

Olden Axe

(slight obsession with MD games and old people)

(redhaze, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:43, archived)

ooh ooh ooh!

i remember that game!

was it golden axe? it was wasn't it? it was!

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:57, archived)

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