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# Flash, bang, wallop, what a picture...


Stick it in yer family album.
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:47, archived)
# hahaha.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:48, archived)
# hehehe
bril idea
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:48, archived)
# brilliant!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:49, archived)
# Tip Top
Shop
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:50, archived)
# Great!
THUMBS up (and over).
(Kramflek, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)
# Twoar
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:46, archived)
# oh yes.
it certainly is.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:47, archived)
# Polly want a
FUCKIN'ELL! RUN! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:50, archived)
# Bet that would have
more than the tops off yer milk bottles.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:50, archived)
# stouffer's asleep
in my spare room


any bright ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:44, archived)
# permanent marker, peanuts and a camera.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:44, archived)
# Someone drew on my face once...
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:45, archived)
# Lora by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:46, archived)
# No. It was Kate and we were both at work.
Damn text messages, she acts on impulse, you know.

Edit: but I might let Lora draw on me if ever I meet her.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:47, archived)
# hahahh
b3tan football team..

christ on a bike!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:48, archived)
# im the midfield dynamo.
gonna put some looping crosses in, and crunch some popbitch twats.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:49, archived)
# no one told me that popbitch was invloved..
count me in!

I used to play rugby and gaelic footie so violence is *not* a problem.

In fact its welcomed. Mmmmmmm enemies blood..
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:50, archived)
# we're not going to play vs popbitch are we?
really?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:50, archived)
# this b3ta football team
you want a mixed sex team
What about mixed sex chearleaders?
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:50, archived)
# I wasn't aware
we had shemales here
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:09, archived)
# shave his eyebrows
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:45, archived)
# Wank him
WANK HIM HARD
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:45, archived)
# maybe not such a good plan
he may enjoy it*
*i wouldn't know
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:48, archived)
# Which one of them?
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:50, archived)
# both?
possibly
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:53, archived)
# Stick a bar of chocolate in the back of his pants
and leave £4 on his pillow.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:45, archived)
# now THATS an idea.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:47, archived)
# stouffer's four pound
has become a thing of legend.
pisshead.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:47, archived)
# antiquing?
and possibly a bag of crisps?

either that or give him £4
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:45, archived)
# fuck him...
...and eat it
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:45, archived)
# Whats the word?
Oh yes.. Got it now.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:47, archived)
# hmmmm....
Get Berk round with his peircing kit...
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:46, archived)
# no
clean needles atm
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:47, archived)
# boil some water?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:47, archived)
# nah
always use fresh sterile needles
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:48, archived)
# he's not giving birth
twunt =P
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:48, archived)
# HOT WATER AND TOWELS
IN THE ROOM AND DON'T COME IN!

/billy connolly
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:56, archived)
# so? give him aids.
its the ultimate prank.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:47, archived)
# Remind me
to NEVER fall asleep around Tom.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:50, archived)
# my friends learnt that the hard way.
and now theyre dead.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:53, archived)
# Oh my!
Why is it I feel like Professor Farnsworth?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:53, archived)
# Get some skewers
from the 24hr Tesco on the way....I'm sure they'd do at least!
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:47, archived)
# use...
...dirty ones on him
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:48, archived)
# i can use dirty ones for
fun stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:49, archived)
# Find out if the hand in the bucket of water
has the legendary pant wetting ability.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:46, archived)
# warm water.....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:47, archived)
# and then make a website chronicling the events
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:48, archived)
# And if it doesn't
Pour it on him so it looks like it does.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:51, archived)
# crisps down the pants
and muffins in his ear. You know you want to, or rather you know we want you to :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:47, archived)
# Fill a balloon full of shaving cream...
then place the balloon just under his buttocks...

Crap, I really have nothing.. I'm not that cruel.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:47, archived)
# tape a huge picture of The Fear to the ceiling.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:47, archived)
# write
"your face sold here" on him and take a picture.
(kerouac, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:47, archived)
# bright? very bright
500 watt light in the face should do the trick

sorry, did you want to wake him* or not
*may be a her, i wouldn't know
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:47, archived)
# don't ask berk
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:48, archived)
# CUNT
in permanent marker behind each ear. he won't know for days.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:48, archived)
# blare the BADGER song!
that would just kick ass anytime.
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:50, archived)
# Shave half his hair off his head
And draw swirly patterns in the stubble

For extra marks, make sure that first person to see him in the morning is mom/gf while he still has no idea.
(I helped save b3ta! DonnChadh, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:51, archived)
# he already has no hair.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:55, archived)
# Ah well
that scuppers that plan then
(I helped save b3ta! DonnChadh, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:05, archived)
# turn him face down
pull down his pants and put a used* condom on the floor by him

*you can fake this bit
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:59, archived)
# give him a big tounge-y kiss...
see how he reacts...

(I would - stouffer is lovely)
(great cthulhu, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:03, archived)
# Sellotape one of his hands to his head
and debilitate his other hand somehow so he can't get it off.


/he might need to be severely drunk to do this.
(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:07, archived)
# he eats jack sparrows for breakfast.

guess which film i saw this evening
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:40, archived)
# yarrrrrrrrrrrrr
this be treasure! woo yay houplarrrrrrrrrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:42, archived)
# Umm...
Umm...

On Golden Pond?

Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:42, archived)
# Tootsie?
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:42, archived)
# what film did you see?
i was gonna watch the full monty python, but i couldn't be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:43, archived)
# Pirates of the Catribbean
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:43, archived)
# Dr Strangelove?
Or How I Learnt To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb?
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:44, archived)
# Smashin'
Yarr!

Carry On Doctor?
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:46, archived)
# Awww
bless it!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:49, archived)
# woo!
2nd fp!

otto says thanks, and would like to point out he doesn't normally look quite so evil (but has his eye on that parrot..)
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:13, archived)
# yes yes...


I have no imagination and no hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:37, archived)
# yeah
fancy a shag?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:38, archived)
# Oh no
Thank you though...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:40, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:41, archived)
# I mean, you're cute and all...
but uhh... I don't swing that way :D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:47, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:54, archived)
# lol
you desperate fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:41, archived)
# yeah
fancy a shag?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:42, archived)
# :-P
I don't know whether to be offended or not.....
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:44, archived)
# i'd go for not
i would and not out of desperation
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:46, archived)
# awww
thanks! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:50, archived)
# hehe
:-P
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:50, archived)
# HAHAHA...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:38, archived)
# at least they love me.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:38, archived)
# That works well!
But you do know what you've started don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:39, archived)
# actually,
i think whoever posted those Getty sign pics started it.

he just jumped.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:40, archived)
# Ah.........
Just got in, so I'm bandwagon-ignorant.

Thank fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:41, archived)
# yes.
you should.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:43, archived)
# Woo!
I smell a potential bandwagon though...
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:40, archived)
# you're...
you're all gay
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:40, archived)
# NO NO NO
I made that mistake in the begining as well...

THE MEME IS YOUR ALL GAY
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:41, archived)
# yea but...
it's..

*cries*
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:50, archived)
# Oh there there

*offers stained hanky*

You're all gay too!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:56, archived)
# your all gay :-)
I've got my lucky t-shirt my lucky pants and my lucky flag.... I'm off to Milan tomorrow. And even with all this lucky shite we're still going to be panned :) yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:41, archived)
# Good luck sir!
I look forward to a Wales v Endland semi in Portugal.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:43, archived)
# it's doubtful isn't it
... :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:51, archived)
# heheheh
oh that makes me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:44, archived)
# I had
been wondering...
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:44, archived)
# yay!!!
in the end, this is what it all boils down to. your all gay. have my seldom-used yay.

(kerouac, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:45, archived)
# And so the addiction begins (2nd post)


I can see my life swirling down the bog as I type.. but I've got to go.. I've got this great idea for something to photoshop.. ;)

Again, this was largely due to the b3ta construction kit
(Daddy Orchips, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:35, archived)
# that's some nice reflectioning
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:35, archived)
# Excellent use of The Steve
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:37, archived)
# hehe
that's fucking mad


i love it

edit: i'm hosting/maintaining the kit atm, glad you're putting it to good use
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:36, archived)
# yaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:37, archived)
# top reflection work there.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:37, archived)
# ARGH!
THE HELICOPTER DOMO-FEAR BEING ATTACKED BY A SHARK
THE HELICOPTER DOMO-FEAR BEING ATTACKED BY A SHARK
THE HELICOPTER DOMO-FEAR BEING ATTACKED BY A SHARK
THE HELICOPTER DOMO-FEAR BEING ATTACKED BY A SHARK
THE HELICOPTER DOMO-FEAR BEING ATTACKED BY A SHARK
THE HELICOPTER DOMO-FEAR BEING ATTACKED BY A SHARK
THE HELICOPTER DOMO-FEAR BEING ATTACKED BY A SHARK
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:38, archived)
# mushrooms snakes
badger! badger!
badger! badger!
badger! badger!
badger! badger!
badger! badger!
badger! badger!
badger! badger!
badger! badger!
badger! badger!
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:41, archived)
# hahaha!
that's the funniest thing to yell at the top of your voice ever!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:42, archived)
# best. flash. ever.
and i mean it.
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:46, archived)
# Is it...
real?

that am soo very woo
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:40, archived)
# patience is the key...
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:31, archived)
# That's far too organised for cats.
And in fact would require too much effort.
The grey one has the right idea.

Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:32, archived)
# awww....that's great!
but what part of the mouse is coming out of the hole?
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:33, archived)
# mouse.cx
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:34, archived)
# yeah....
i can see that. dammit
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:35, archived)
# that's wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:33, archived)
# Better and better and better.
I'm sure I don't say very often that your stuff these days really impresses me.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:33, archived)
# I'm your biggest fan!
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:34, archived)
# hehe
love it! That blurring effect that you discovered really adds something too!
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:44, archived)
# Superb!!
That is great!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:45, archived)
# anything for the weekend sir?

evening all
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:28, archived)
# hehe
i likes
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:28, archived)
# "ruuuun yoooour fingerrrrs throooough your haaaaairrrr"
Shake it loose, and let it fall......

No... oh, fair enough.
Odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:30, archived)
# Is that Simon le Bon?
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:30, archived)
# does look a like him doesn't he?
no.
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:32, archived)
# And the blond one could be...
badum tish

/going to bed now - honest this time!
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:34, archived)
# Hahah
He looks like he's shagging the back of that man's head
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:36, archived)
# Bit late but it took me far too long . . .
(tom_artosorse, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:23, archived)
# WTFAYBOA?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:24, archived)
# abanna
is one
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:24, archived)
# Thank fuck
At least I'm not the only one
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:24, archived)
# Sorry
It was a bandwagon that I was late jumping on
(tom_artosorse, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:25, archived)
# did she go off with a kiddie fiddler...
or summat?
(great cthulhu, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:25, archived)
# Hey you....
LOOK!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:27, archived)
# that is too good for words...
I have submitted it to the HG Wells apprecation society..
(great cthulhu, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:31, archived)
# ha ha ha...
...let me know if you get a response.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:32, archived)
# Woo
Wonderful dancing Martians.
Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Heavy_P What goes in here?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:38, archived)
# I love that!
What's the music? Sent it to the newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:39, archived)
# that is Mystery Bob himself....
he is a man of many talents...
(great cthulhu, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:41, archived)
# 'tis all my own work...
...and yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:44, archived)
# That
is the best song I've ever heard. As is the flash. It is brilliant beyond everything else in the universe, especially sugar.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:49, archived)
# There seem
to have been a lot of those recently.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:32, archived)
# Kiddie fiddlers?
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:41, archived)
# oh I don't know?
there was some 14 year old girl who ran off with some 50yr old...I thought his name might have been Dave or summat..
(great cthulhu, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:42, archived)
# No offense to kerouac
but she's purdy.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:25, archived)
# i would.
if he let me.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:27, archived)
# yepyep
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:28, archived)
# Yeah
pretty like Bella Emberg

;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:27, archived)
# *wooosh*
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:28, archived)
# Do you kids
never watch repeats of Russ Abbot?

*tut*
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:30, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!
jimmy!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:31, archived)
# Basildon Bond
loved a party with a happy atmosphere.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:31, archived)
# By the way
what's the glad word b3ta?

And PMGT, we're out in Manc on Friday if you fancy it?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:28, archived)
# where abouts?
i'll see what im up to. My singers begging me to go to jillys with him, but i dunno if i can be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:31, archived)
# Probably a chilled one
maybe Kro 2, or even just chilling round my manor. Let me know how you're fixed.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:32, archived)
# will do boss.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:34, archived)
# Is it kerouac's sister?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:29, archived)
# no
it's just some random person. i called her my sister in the subject to set up the picture.
(kerouac, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:31, archived)
# is it okay if I fuck your not-sister then...?
did I just type that?...need sleep..
(great cthulhu, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:32, archived)
# you can fuck her
and my sister. she's a real hore.

(misspelling things is funny)
(kerouac, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:36, archived)
# can I ask
where did you get this lovely ladies picture?
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:39, archived)
# you people are freaks.
freaks.
(kerouac, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:44, archived)
# why
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:50, archived)
# Yay!
I don't need anyones permission to ogle.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:33, archived)
# Hurricane Egbert nears the Florida coast........

Should hit on Fryday...
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)
# Mmmmm
Eggy-Beggy, toasty soldiers....
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)
# right, you little bastard,
no eggy-beggy for you!

/scrawn&lard
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:21, archived)
# ....and the Steve Marriott wig
goes back to the shop....in...the...morning!

I knew you'd get that
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:23, archived)
# awwwww
dad!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:25, archived)
# Little bast-ard

I love that album. 'tis the best.
You wouldn't happen to have Tony McCarol's Cooking on Classical gas lying around?
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:27, archived)
# Might 'ave.
Giz a sec....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:32, archived)
# Oooo, ta
Any other classic gems lying around?.... I could snaffle them over FTP
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:36, archived)
#
thunderstick treatment
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:40, archived)
# Maaaaaaarvellous
I love that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:44, archived)
# listening to it
again, just because I can :) Fab stuff.....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:49, archived)
# Arf!
You loon
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:21, archived)
# ooh
they're in for a beating
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:23, archived)
# c'mon cleetus! get in the truck! we gotta move!
a h'yuck! ahh new bayin dis here trailer in flawrida waz a bayd ahdear
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:24, archived)
# I'm not new, I was previously StrykeTheLlama. But my friend has a theory I'd like to share....

THE LGH CHRISTMAS WEDNESDAY THEORY
Every Wednesday should have the joy of christmas, just to get us through the week. Once, every Wednesday, do something Christmassy. Give someone a present. Sing a happy song with your friends. Go CAROLING in the streets. Stand on top of your school and scream "CHRISTMAS!!!". I believe this theory could make the world a happier place. Of course, if you're Jewish or whatever, just change the theory to suit your own religious holidays. The principle is the same. CHRISTMAS WEDNESDAYS!! remember, tell everyone this theory.

Sorry for pathetic image, it's really just there to illustrate the theory
(DeletedDeleted, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:11, archived)
# yay!
i love it
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:13, archived)
# I love this too
Make a site, spread the word.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:25, archived)
# i prefer to think of wednesday
as Hump day... and go around humping everything
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:13, archived)
# As long as you spread joy (and the theory)
I don't mind
(DeletedDeleted, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:14, archived)
# every time i hump something/someone
it's joyous
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:15, archived)
# cactii?
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)
# well
actually, i don't go for pricks...

if you get my point...
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:22, archived)
# I do
and I'd rather you didn't stick it there...
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:23, archived)
# sorry...
it looked like your elbow...
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:24, archived)
# how about if I gave birth to the son of man every wednesday?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:13, archived)
# Then
you'd loose your figure.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:15, archived)
# hee hee
ooh that's a goodn
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:21, archived)
# I saw Christmas decorations in Poundstretcher last week....
Depressing, huh?

And yes, I did say Poundstretcher...
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:14, archived)
# not as good as pounland though is it..
i love poundland
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:15, archived)
# yay!
jolly stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:14, archived)
# WTFAYBOAYSFI
CW? DBSFS! :)
(great cthulhu, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:14, archived)
# ROLF MAYO?
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:15, archived)
# What the fuck are you bullshitting on about you.. stupid fried intellectual?
Classwork? Da bomb sucks fuzzy sugar! :)
(DeletedDeleted, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:16, archived)
# nearly right
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:18, archived)
# close!
tis a good idea though!
(great cthulhu, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:18, archived)
# hehe
I understood all of that.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:17, archived)
# What The Fuck Are You Banging On About You Stupid Fucking Idiot
Christmas Wednesday? Don't Be So Fucking Stupid!

Close?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)
# What The Fuck Are You Babbling On About You Stupid Fucking Idiot
Christmas Wednesdays? Don't Be So Fucking Stupid! :)
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:21, archived)
# both wrong...
Wearing The Fat Anorak, Yaks Blissfully Overdo All Your Silly Flea Impressions

Cockney Wanker? Dangling Bollocks Flap Slowly.

(great cthulhu, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:24, archived)
# shit
that was my second guess
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:25, archived)
# They'll lock you up by Thursday.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:15, archived)
# Oh, I wish it could be Christmas every Wednesday...
I very much agree, Bob, and I'm sure we'll be pissing everyone off by spreading xmas joy next Wednesday
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:17, archived)
# but
everyday is halloween
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:18, archived)
# And
Eeeevery sperm is sacred
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:34, archived)
# Woo!!
Merry Christmaswednesday!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:17, archived)
# But its Thursday now
At least for me

So if Xmas is Wednesday, Thursday must be Boxing Day
Time for the Boxing Day Dip!
(I helped save b3ta! DonnChadh, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:29, archived)
# Yay!
I just said a belated (15 mins) Happy Christmas to the 2 peeps I'm on MSN to.

HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:19, archived)
# First post (that sounds so lame, dosn't it, but it is)
So, hello, and here's me.
Well, a stylised version of me.



I've been lurking and reading the newletter for a while, so I thought it due time to put in an appearance.
(I helped save b3ta! DonnChadh, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:06, archived)
# oooh
i like that.

woo!

welcome, pull up a kitten, 'shop a chair, you'll never leave, avoid my nsfw links, don't leech, do have fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:07, archived)
# Proper bo
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:08, archived)
# argh! hit it with sticks!!!
oh. hello.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:08, archived)
# Hello!
Love the style you've used on the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:08, archived)
# are you in Kraftwerk?
We are driving on the Autobahn

In front of us is a wide valley
The sun is shining with glittering rays

The driving strip is a grey track
White stripes, green edge

Now we're switching the radio on
From the speaker it sounds:

(great cthulhu, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:09, archived)
# He has a pocket calculator...
with a special key, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:11, archived)
# I heard that rumour...
didn't want to spread it around...
(great cthulhu, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:12, archived)
# with links like that
you need (possibly) to check out welle:erdballe too; they're kraftwerk but with the C64's SID chip as their main sound source.....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:17, archived)
# KLICKEN SIE HIER!
okidoki!
(great cthulhu, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:21, archived)
# nein,
clicken sie hier! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:22, archived)
# Uh oh!
I hope you're prepared for photochopped piccys of you!!
Welcome! Pull up a kitten, photoshop a chair, dye your hair purple, etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:15, archived)
# 'ere, I did
all of that and all I got was purple hair in me hairbrush.....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:17, archived)
# Meh
Bring em on :)

At least no-one has said I look like a mannequin yet
(I helped save b3ta! DonnChadh, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:23, archived)
# you look like a
oh
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:26, archived)
# It's like a mirror you were going to say.
I thought it was you at first.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:28, archived)
# bah, don't go there!
I thought that meself
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:33, archived)
# Sorry, couldn't resist!


I just lurve that Spectrumiser application!
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:33, archived)
# the botox injections
worked a treat, i see
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)
# ostrich don't like peanuts



(DragonSkiz, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:06, archived)
# but they love
peanut butter sandwiches..how queer!
(great cthulhu, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:12, archived)
# watch out..


:O
(mangobrain reminds you it is Talk Like a Pirate Day on 19th, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)
# I hate to see a solitary picture with no comments.
So please have a woo, a yay and a houpla from me.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:47, archived)
# Sorry to
jump on an old bandwagon, but I only had a couple of minutes.



(I helped save b3ta! wonko the sane, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)
# Good timing on my part.
Helloooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:06, archived)
# mmmm
who's the lady? , i think i've dated her
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:08, archived)
# X Ray
Boards! I'd buy that for a dollar.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:09, archived)
# I would
I WOULD HARD
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Rarrr!!!! I can talk now!!!




I couldn't decide which one I liked best...so I posted BOTH!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:04, archived)
# ooh
they both great.

and woo you for 5000
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:04, archived)
# Awwww
Thank you and thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)
# don't encourage
flaming text!
(mangobrain reminds you it is Talk Like a Pirate Day on 19th, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:13, archived)
# POST IT HARD!
Nice one :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Oooo, well done.
Proud moment in board history and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Yeah it
really sucked not being able to post much
today.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:13, archived)
# DEATH TO ANIMATED GIFS!

..oh, wait..that would kill half the posts here..
..just death to flaming text, then.
(mangobrain reminds you it is Talk Like a Pirate Day on 19th, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:07, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:08, archived)
# congrats
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:09, archived)
# well done
you certifiable nutcase.
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:21, archived)
# One to avoid...

Big stylee
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:03, archived)
# woo!
but the fear doesn't like how you lot make him out to be, he's a kind soul really
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:04, archived)
# It's just misunderstood, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:07, archived)
# Oh yeah?
Then why isn't he/she/it called something like The Fluffy or The Niceness, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:07, archived)
# it's misunderstood
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:08, archived)
# Sorry...
I don't understand
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:10, archived)
# we can't imagine the torment poor
the fear must go through.. everytime he goes to the pub, the place clears out, fear alarms go off in every hotel he stays in, HE'S GOT TWO BEAKS FOR GODSAKE!!

have you no compassion?

*fear walks up*

ARRRRGHHHHH

*runs*
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:48, archived)
# Or Steve?
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:08, archived)
# Exactly...
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:09, archived)
# yes
I like Steve
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:10, archived)
# I know
a very scary bloke called Steve.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:11, archived)
# It's certainly less
In Your Face...
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:12, archived)
# That should
keep the predators away...W/Y/H
(Marky-, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Arrgh!!!
The fear am pretty!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:06, archived)
# It's as if this was the Guardian
(Mr Slaters' Parrot, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:00, archived)
# Next thing ya know...

WHAP! Aerial kitten death is upon you.
(I helped save b3ta! davelog, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:56, archived)
# are you
Mystery Bob's long lost* twin brother?

*so long lost he didn't know he had one
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:00, archived)
# He doesn't look like me!
...I don't have a beard.

*mourns lost beard*
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)
# WHAT?!
The beard has gone?! Horrors! perhaps. You might be a fine dashing bloke without it, but I'm not gay or owt :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:03, archived)
# No such luck....
...I'm now a slightly chubby potato with sideburns.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)
# Oh, same as
me then, but me hair's longer :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:06, archived)
# s'ok
I got beard enough for the lot of ya!
(I helped save b3ta! davelog, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:08, archived)
# Can't do beards, me.
I get to 4 or 5 days in an' it itches like a bastard so it has to come off.......
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:13, archived)
# I used that exact same guy in a post once!
Small world/google
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:00, archived)
# .
yep, first page of results, googling for 'screaming'. it was a rush job.
(I helped save b3ta! davelog, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)

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