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# y*a*w*n

badly..need..hummus..can't..fuckin..
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:55, archived)
# walk it
walk it hard
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:55, archived)
# wait for it...
waaaaaait...


still waiting. can i start yet?
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:56, archived)
# fuck it
i'm going to regardless.

fucking fascists.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:58, archived)
# Well
..I'm waiting..

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:56, archived)
# fuck it
i jay walked 2 hours ago
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:58, archived)
# im still waiting
:S
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:58, archived)
# Wait it
WAIT IT HARD
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:59, archived)
# that new york isnt it?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:59, archived)
# Full of waiters
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 2:01, archived)
# Why are you going to New York?
Jamaca?
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 2:04, archived)
# i might not be yet.
but if I am, its go and find/fuck my girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 2:04, archived)
# No, she.....Oh fuck it

Can't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 2:05, archived)
# hehe
Wank it!
Wank it HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 2:01, archived)
# i took the liberty of animating this
and although it looks utter shite i couldn't resist

click for original
and on that note i shall be going to bed for a nice long w...
sleep
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:50, archived)
# tis not
so shite


fool
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:53, archived)
# maybe not shite, but mindpiss perhaps
or at least dog piss
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:54, archived)
# im drinking piss
if that helps
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:55, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeep
eeeeeeeeew
i feel dirty
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:53, archived)
# you
odd individual
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:54, archived)
# hey, you wanted it
/sick
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:55, archived)
# I'm sure
Dirty's very happy
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:55, archived)
# Hahah!
This is what we want. This is our level.
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:56, archived)
# g'night
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:49, archived)
# "Fly me too the moon..."
night night, I'm off too...
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:50, archived)
# Looks like this'll be the goodnight thread then
I'm off too, gotta sleep it up like a mo fo tonight since I'm back to school on Friday :( Night all.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:53, archived)
# I'll be appearing until about 4am.
Hello everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:56, archived)
# yeah i know the feeling
going cold turkey can be nasty. you have to bring yourself down an hour or two a day - don't stretch yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 2:00, archived)
# Yay!
I really like the style of this. Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 2:20, archived)
# MSN Messenger Images
Ok, cheesy idea, but people who use msn messenger could post some mini b3ta pics or something to use as a display picture?

or maybe not...
(Unanalysed Smithery, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:49, archived)
# DIYYLC
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:50, archived)
# Do It Yourself
You Lazy Cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:51, archived)
# yep!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:51, archived)
# Do I win a car?
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:53, archived)
# you win
a piercing
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:54, archived)
# I want my nose done
It'll make me a better guitarist:
Kirk Hammet - Nose piercing
Joey/Acey (Murderdolls) - Nose piercings
Basically all 80s heavy metal lead guitarists had them.
Inversely- Bon Jovi - no nose piercing, they suck. Prooving the point.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:58, archived)
# can do
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:59, archived)
# richie sambora has got his ears pierced.
and a tattoo of a guitar with wings on his arms. That doesnt suck at all.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 2:01, archived)
# The tatoo doesn't
But Bon Jovi do
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 2:01, archived)
# Prince
Albert

Please

Pierce it. Pierce it HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:59, archived)
# i'm not actually qualified
but i do know what i'm doing, so i'll only do surface stuff for people who realise that :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 2:00, archived)
# Argh
No fucking way. My genitalia's enough of a mess without metal sticking through it.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 2:01, archived)
# OUCH
twat. don't make me think of that
i can't stand the thought

of wasting fifty quid
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 2:01, archived)
# *smirk*
.
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:51, archived)
# lol
I make my own, just want to see what some people come up with

I'm not a lazy cnut :'(
(Unanalysed Smithery, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:51, archived)
# WAW?
YPEB?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:52, archived)
# what are we?
your photo editing bitches?
wrong again
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:57, archived)
# photoshop
emoticon
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:58, archived)
# ahh
STWTFYABOA
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 2:00, archived)
# what he said.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:52, archived)
# ah, fuck it
this is why I only lurk about :(
(Unanalysed Smithery, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:52, archived)
# PSFP
AWMLY
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:53, archived)
# "post some fucking pictures and we might like you"
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:56, archived)
# YGAT
:-P

i quite like posting like this :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:58, archived)
# Here's a background image for MSN Messenger
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:58, archived)
# when siamese twins go jogging for the first time..

somebody call for an ambulance!
/hell..
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:29, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaagh
THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:31, archived)
# Thought that you woulda said
"I would"
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:32, archived)
# Aaaagh
I WOULD I WOULD I WOULD I WOULD I WOULD I WOULD I WOULD I WOULD I WOULD I WOULD I WOULD I WOULD I WOULD I WOULD I WOULD I WOULD I WOULD I WOULD I WOULD I WOULD I WOULD I WOULD I WOULD I WOULD I WOULD I WOULD I WOULD I WOULD I WOULD I WOULD I WOULD I WOULD I WOULD
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:32, archived)
# aarrghh! the snakes!
badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers

hmm. needs more badger
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:35, archived)
# Mushroom
Aaargh snake.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:36, archived)
# If siamese twins have a fight
who splits them up?
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:32, archived)
# the "other" woman
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:35, archived)
# I heard a story once...
...about Siamese who were joined at the shoulder - they decided to have a holiday in France.

On the Ferry over there, one of them acted normally, but the other one was really excited and could hardly sit still. He was fidgeting like mad.

"Oh for goodness sakes", said his brother, "Will you just sit still - you are really beginning to annoy me"

"Sorry about that", he said, "But I can't wait to get a shot at driving.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
I've finally stopped watching your Wells animation, saw it about 50 times, it's incredably woosome.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:36, archived)
# thank you...
...very much indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:37, archived)
# yarr, woo it be
and them tharr twins too

(15 days to go...)
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:47, archived)
# Wassat
then?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:42, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:37, archived)
# Ha ha haha!!
Too funny!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:38, archived)
# Sing it with me now!
# Joggin' for the first time... #
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:44, archived)
# Greyhounds TNG:
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:25, archived)
# ARGH!
LEGIT!
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:26, archived)
# i want to see it we
woo
;)
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:26, archived)
# Pervert
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:30, archived)
# if you ask really nicely, and maybe pay him,
he might animate it for you
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:37, archived)
# there! new and improved.

thanks mr moose
(the two lips, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:23, archived)
# Thumbs make everything better
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:24, archived)
# thumbs up
to the pic
(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:32, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaay!!!
woohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:25, archived)
# Smashing
Have a
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:25, archived)
# hypnotising
.
(Nells, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:35, archived)
# I want to know
what her arm is doing out of shot.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:37, archived)
# She's in a casino
It's pulling a fruit machine's arm. Don't mock those with gambling problems.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:42, archived)
# Pull it
pull it HARD
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:46, archived)
# can you post that smaller, say,
thumbnail size?
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:26, archived)
# You really
Nailed that gag.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:26, archived)
# like a hammer
missing the nail...
you've been warned chris...
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:28, archived)
# aghhh!
thumbs are an access pun
(the two lips, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:29, archived)
# I'm sure there's a joke there somewhere
but I can't quite put my finger on it
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:28, archived)
# I'm really
opposed to that joke.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:29, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:31, archived)
# I know, I'm sorry
I had to digit right from the bottom of the barrel
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:31, archived)
# Damn your eyes Sir.
I was trying to think of a pun for 'digit' and you beat me to it.

bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:34, archived)
# bit still its good
does it get your thumbs up?
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:38, archived)
# was it paintmashed
or did he you use a digit-al scanner

drum-drum cymbal
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:33, archived)
# har.
hardy har har.
(the two lips, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:28, archived)
# Interestingly..
most of us are sitting in front of computers that 10 years ago would have been illegal because they're so powerful (apollo X was sent to the moon on the computing equalivent of a cornflake).

And yet.. This is sooo much better.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:26, archived)
# That's pretty interesting
But I predict that in twenty years computers will be twice as powerful, ten thousand times larger, and so expensive only the five richest kings of Europe will own them.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:39, archived)
# Has a certain something.

Night. I'm off now
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:26, archived)
# i will have nightmares
grrrrrrr
woo
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:30, archived)
# nicely done
dat dere piccy gets a woo dat does doh-see-doh! :)
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:31, archived)
# this hasn't been done (today..)
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:15, archived)
# Ha
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:15, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:16, archived)
# Allow me to use my almighty word-science
dim-dum dim-dum dim-dum dim-dum
dim-dum dim-dum dim-dum dim-dum
FLASH!
AH-AAAAAAAAAAH
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:17, archived)
# Woo to Flash-Gordon related posts.

roasted peas
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:17, archived)
# brilliant
ps lets see some more biro pictures. they're good i like them
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:19, archived)
# Ok.
But I can only do them at work, and I'm off for a few days.

Patience, young one.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:21, archived)
# ok.
but they really are good
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:22, archived)
# Thank you muchley
They pass the time during the brain melting bordom that is a call centre at night.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:24, archived)
# ooh that's
swooper
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:21, archived)
# arrarrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:18, archived)
# allow me to add the inevitable:

GORDON'S ALLLLIIIIVE???

woo ;)
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:28, archived)
# I enter this as the most minimal picture ever posted on b3ta

It's myself and colleague smoking cigs in the work carpark at 1:13am wondering why the fuck we do this job.
(I'm the taller one BTW)
Can I go home now?
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:14, archived)
# there's been minimallermaleristicaller.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:15, archived)
# even more minimal than this
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:17, archived)
# ARF!
Made me laugh out loud
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:18, archived)
# which ones u?
woo
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:18, archived)
# Tallest smoker.
There also a black kitten in the scene. Hard to make out.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:21, archived)
# brilliant.
simply brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:21, archived)
# Aww
Where do you work?
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:22, archived)
# hallo dude..
heard you were killed by an enraged anteater ages back.

I now see that this information was incorrect.

Hows tricks? (and I dont wanna hear about the bunny one)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:24, archived)
# Alright geez
I fled London as I was offered a Job here www.evos.net
They work me like a bastard and I miss london. The North west just don't cut it.
Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:27, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooo
bummer..

Islington is sooo much better these days.. you'd love it.

North west? Jaysus, no.. Thar be demons!

greg @ design4online . com

mail me
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:30, archived)
# Chars geez
I'll give you a shout next time i'm in the 'hood'.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:34, archived)
# i can just
make out a helicoptor in the distance
and theres something hanging from the bottom*...
*chris you've been told. shut up now while you still have time
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:25, archived)
# The Tour
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:12, archived)
# Allez!
Allez!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:13, archived)
# that's really very ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:13, archived)
# YES
to dead monkey skeleton bike riding things

(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:13, archived)
# hooraaay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:13, archived)
# Damn cyclists!
They need a burger!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:14, archived)
# "It's HOW many miles to the next McDonalds?!!"
Monkey Bones Monkey Bones Monkey Bones Monkey Bones Monkey Bones Monkey Bones Monkey Bones
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:17, archived)
# teeheehee
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:22, archived)
# You scare me sometimes.
But enough of that.
Hurrah for bikes...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:15, archived)
# ahh the delight of riding a good old
boneshaker never fades
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:16, archived)
# Oh my
that's fantastic.

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 2:05, archived)
# [edit]


gave him a hat. now i can wank it even harder!

[edit again] OH SHIT! I was FP, didn't realise and deleted the previous thread! what the fuck do I do now?
Is the magic donkey still about? I didn't mean to break it, I promise!
(son of crazymum, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:09, archived)
# DON'T WANK IT!
DON'T WANK IT HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:10, archived)
# hahahahahaha
cry and beg a mod
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:11, archived)
# DOH!
oh no!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:11, archived)
# You rejected an FP
very honourable of you sire
(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:11, archived)
# forever to carry "the mark"
Ooooops.

Whaddamistakatomakea
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:13, archived)
# you mean
the skid mark?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:15, archived)
# reject?
my fifth ever FP in nearly a years membership?
i may be son of crazymum, but im not that crazy!
(son of crazymum, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:15, archived)
# just catch a nice mod tomorrow,
explain the situation and link this thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:17, archived)
# hope a mod is around
who'll fp this?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:12, archived)
# Who'd FP a post like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:14, archived)
# Lloyd Groseman by the sounds of it
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:15, archived)
# Maybe
kimbo is still about??
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:16, archived)
# If I was
a mod I'd be naked and cackling.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:17, archived)
# talking of naked...
when's naked hour? did I miss it?
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:24, archived)
# It used to be
Midnight to one, but I think it's gone now. You'd have to ask the Sunshine Elephant, if he's still on
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:29, archived)
# right - fuck it!
im off to bed to weep instead!
(son of crazymum, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:17, archived)
# haven't dabbled in hand drawn things in a while,

here's one of a headless deer...
(the two lips, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:09, archived)
# no idea.
(no eye deer, geddit?)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:10, archived)
# still
no idea
(Nells, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:21, archived)
# quick! put a lions head on it
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:10, archived)
# or
just a big thumb
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:11, archived)
# GREAT!!
that's just what it's missing
(the two lips, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:13, archived)
# This isn't actually a threadwaste (well, it is)
but I've been wondering about a business oppertunity..

Did you know that there are these health spa things all over the place that women go to to have facials(?) and other things and generally loll about?

Did you know that these places are raking it in?

So. My idea is that we set up a "spa" (HAHA) for blokes. When you walk in, instead of getting a towel and a glass of champagne, you're given a playstation and a pint.

Instead of the healthy lunch you're given a kebab or something.

Other features of this "day out" will include.
TV with sports.
Cute chicks that will generally hang about and give you beer and meat and things.
Xbox.
Shooting things.
Exploding things.
Breaking things.
Hitting things.
Cute chicks with beer and meat.

Can you think of anything else that blokes would need for their "perfect day"?

We could earn so much money that our trousers would explode.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:06, archived)
# fast cars
really fast cars
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:07, archived)
# One of the Carver things
or lots of them, those crazy dutch leany over trike things.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:08, archived)
# If there's exploding trousers
I'll be there.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:07, archived)
# classical music and french pastries
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:07, archived)
# fuckin great idea.
"blokespa"
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:08, archived)
# "can you think of anything else a bloke needs for a perfect day?"
a blowjob
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:08, archived)
# see "and things"
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:10, archived)
# ok got it
"Cute chicks that will generally hang about and give you beer and meat and things."
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:11, archived)
# Well,
I thought of that..

But if ye've already got a mrs then this is not a good idea (she'd find out. Dont ask me how, but she would. Women are telepathic you know. That's like VHS or something)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:11, archived)
# god help us when they finally invent DVD
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:12, archived)
# *scared*
women know everything.

Even when you're innocent, they know.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:15, archived)
# women just have a sense of when youve been doing something you shouldnt have.
my mum could always just instinctively know when i was pissed off my head. Id be stood outside, innocently trying to put the key in the letter box and crying and smelling of kebab, and she'd KNOW I was pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:15, archived)
# Swizzles Matlow
fizzy lollies

(i'm a man of simple tastes)

edit: and scalectrix
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:08, archived)
# a plan
sir
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:12, archived)
# Sounds a lot like
those stag weekends they advertise in the back of magazines like loaded. Could be a new approach to the idea though.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:09, archived)
# porn movies without a plot!
or speech! or text!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:09, archived)
# I seem to remember someone doing something like this with a stately home
although this one sounds a lot better.
(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:09, archived)
# nahy, fuck the stately home idea..
Got to be on a racetrack or something..

Possibly on runway 15 at Heathrow (we could throw rocks at the planes - first person to kill 300 people wins the blokespa gift set)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:13, archived)
# blow jobs?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:12, archived)
# already had it
what about golf? forget i said that
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:13, archived)
# Paintball?
Giving women facials? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:13, archived)
# I want a glamourous assistant
Like a magician has, only she's there to fetch me beer and wash my feet and stuff. And she does it with style.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:14, archived)
# For her next trick
Does she make her clothes disapear, X Ray board style?
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:24, archived)
# Burger-making sessions
using this: www.trop-impressions.com/blenderblaster-details-fx.asp
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:14, archived)
# Powerblender
I want one of them
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:17, archived)
# im beginning to see why it hasnt been done already....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:18, archived)
# Why?
Are you a black disabled lesbian (like God)?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:20, archived)
# err.
maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:24, archived)
# The Don
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:04, archived)
# Fantastisk!
hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:05, archived)
# kitten juggling
woo to that
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:05, archived)
# Heh heh
With a flourish too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:06, archived)
# i'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse,
let me do the birthday party and i'll do the barmitzvah at half price
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:06, archived)
# He'll bring pizza
and hitmen
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:09, archived)
# houpla!
and 20 fps, that's a nice compliment which has made me happy. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:06, archived)
# i just achieved
my second!

very proud, as is otto, the pircat in question.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:11, archived)
# woo smashing.....
wow
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:41, archived)
# Woo!
that's great!

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 2:03, archived)
# With thanks to Stephen Spielburg

too subtle?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:02, archived)
# ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:03, archived)
# That man
has a lady's fingernails
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:03, archived)
# I'll wager
It's ne'er felt the lash o' the cat, been rubbed with salt, and then flayed off by a pirate chief to make fine stockings for his best cabain boy.
/Blackadder
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:06, archived)
# Rarr!!!
Nice. Very subtle!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:04, archived)
# Or
is it?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:04, archived)
# My God, it's amazing the kinds of things one can find on their server

Super Pea Roast
(Kimbo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:59, archived)
# Southpaw!
Woo!

Nighty-night all.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:59, archived)
# hahaha
that's wooper.

i've never had a cat.

if i did it would be dead by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:00, archived)
# I've never had a cat
they're too tight
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:05, archived)
# i have
ner ner
wanna see?
too bad you cant see from all the way over there
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:06, archived)
# hæhæhæ...
in my next life i want to be a fat cat!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:01, archived)
# you're half way there.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:02, archived)
# by which you mean?
is he a cat already, fat already or just half dead?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:03, archived)
# how did you know?
:O
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:04, archived)
# Join
the club
(Smudger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:05, archived)
# oohh..
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:08, archived)
# that really looks like
you've scanned in your cat, boxing gloves and all. most woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:05, archived)
# LOL
That is hilarious!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:06, archived)
# yay
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:43, archived)
# how now
(acheta, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:51, archived)
# moo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:52, archived)
# brown cow!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:53, archived)
# no,
dow!
(acheta, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Big teeth
too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:55, archived)
# argh!
also, w/ regards to the stouffer thing, write "I AM AN ISLAMIC TERRORIST AND IM GOING TO STEAL YOUR PLANE" on the back of his head, seeing as hes off to new york.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:57, archived)
# uh-oh
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:51, archived)
# HAHAHA...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:52, archived)
# muhahahahahahah
:)
if that pic was a pad it'd be brillo, no doubt about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:55, archived)
# Blimey.
That took far too long to work out what it said. My brain's away.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:56, archived)
# you need more
beer....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:02, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
definetely time for bed.. must go...
night everyone, have nice dreams,
don't dream of robert page like me. :/
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:57, archived)
# Robert Page?
Do you mean Jimmy Page or Robert Plant?
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:00, archived)
# No, Robert Page
he works in the post office in Cardiff.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:03, archived)
# Anyone able to decipher this?
"Mine desilusions acquainted,
Bubbles erotica,
Plutonium wedding rings,
Icicles stretching,
Bicycles, shoestrings,
One flag, flaggy but one,
Painting the paintings of the alive."
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:49, archived)
# yes. it says:
"Mine desilusions acquainted,
Bubbles erotica,
Plutonium wedding rings,
Icicles stretching,
Bicycles, shoestrings,
One flag, flaggy but one,
Painting the paintings of the alive."

it's an obscure language called english.
(kerouac, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:50, archived)
# it's a riddle?
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:50, archived)
# beat poetry?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:50, archived)
# I think you're right you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:51, archived)
# Fucked if I know...
Its from a System of a Down song that I was just listening to.
Songs called "I-E-A-I-A-I-O".
Just wondered if anyone knew what the fuck they were on about.

Sorry, its lodged in my brain at the moment and I cant get it out until I know what the hell they're saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:52, archived)
# oh.....
then it translates to shit!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:53, archived)
# You think SOAD are shit?
hahah poor child.

Dont worry, those hairs are *meant* to grow there. You'll get used to them. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:57, archived)
# bah!
someday you'll see the light.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:09, archived)
# but but..
they ARE shit.
(mangobrain reminds you it is Talk Like a Pirate Day on 19th, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:09, archived)
# is it
a crossword clue? how many letters?
(son of crazymum, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:50, archived)
# MBPIBOP?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:50, archived)
# scramble them!
Bomp Mip!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:51, archived)
# my bike pedal is broken, oh piss.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:52, archived)
# plant a flower plant a rose
just to find out which one grows.
it's a secret no one knoooooooooooooooooooowss...
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:52, archived)
# Yep, it says
I, Hugo, will give Witchy
tons of cash
new clothes
personal transport
a flag
and some pickchaz.
Free.
Or summat.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:51, archived)
# Fancy a bum?
Big boy?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:53, archived)
# you got one stored
out in the garden? Fetch the barbeque, I've got the matches!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:55, archived)
# Love to words or with? Fuck it
My eye like a noisegate the number 8 frustrate and I roll to the floor fruit
to the fruit to the core of a spheroid embedded in my skull the round the
zero the symbol of null and void and well I toyed with the concept of
vitamin B-12 the synapse the synapse it feeds itself on a nutrient
contained in sunlight the blink the lid the fight to snap open

Moving up to the double M 2000 I eat up a decade like a flan your turn of
the century turn it up turn it up clock seconds to the hour go and cash the
millenium Um Um and it hums like a migraine to the brain in the time yet
remaining but uh ah melancholy nonsense and I crack nouns brotherfuck
the verb tense

Recombination, then Viacom, Safeway
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Is the Knowledge of my own existence real ...
A slice of life a piece of mind
laid on a plate of mankind
I'll take the key from the gravy
and unlock the cage that holds the ravens in

What's it like flying high?
I've a cone for a beak, but the tar makes me cry
That holds me together, Tarred and feathered

Breathing.... Hoping for the day
The radio and Television's thrown the rest away
Oh dear me!, look who's come around
Now all I have to do is hide my body in the ground
It's all I have to do

When they who to the sea go down
And in the waters ply their toil
Are lifted on the surges crown
And plunged where seething eddies boil
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:26, archived)
# You're not supposed to understand it
It says "mine desilusions acquainted"
It's their disillusions hence 'acquainted'. They are known to the writer...not the reader.
They name items that they see as disillusional and describe how they see them.

Maybe I'm wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:00, archived)

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