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# Will it be Pork...


...or Lamb?

I do like BBC 7. Harry Hill's Fuit Corner. Marvellous
(Cheeley - which is what makes time travel possible, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:55, archived)
# Chops
either way.

Now im really off. Night.
(thediscokingpin, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:00, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb, its fleece as white as snow...
And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go
It followed her into a shop, which was a big mistake
For the shop was a butchers and the lamb became a steak

/and goodnight
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere that Mary went
Gynacologists surrounded.

© Half Man Half Biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)
# Lol
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:08, archived)
# Heh, if yer in the UK
you need to check HMHB, and if yer not in the UK you need to check HMHB.

Purely because they're fuckin' excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:14, archived)
# Her Majesty's Hairy Boobs?
Uncertain why I should...
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)
# 'cos they're boobs,
and they're hairy. apparently
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:24, archived)
# I second that!
They are truly wonderful.
"I'm off to see the Bootleg Beatles. As the bootleg Mark Chapman"
(I helped save b3ta! Heavy_P What goes in here?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:31, archived)
# I gather you used
to be known as HP :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:34, archived)
# ?
Que?
(I helped save b3ta! Heavy_P What goes in here?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:40, archived)
# HP, you know, the
board's HMHB follower alongside me an' Pootle....? Oops if not, and welcome to the creche :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:46, archived)
# Thanks, but
I'm some other guy.

Cheers.
I'll get my nappy.
(I helped save b3ta! Heavy_P What goes in here?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:15, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
A thousand volts shot up its arse
And turned its wool to nylon.
/crap playground jokes
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:19, archived)
# Bedtime!
Pecker gets away with it, the little fuck, so why shouldn't I.

"I can shoooooooooooow you the world... shiiiiiiining, shimmering, spleeeeeeeeeeendid..!"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:54, archived)
# hahaha, nice comment,
like the pic too.

ta ra.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:55, archived)
# Gets away with what exactly?
Nighty night Phil, sleep tight.
(Fellmeister, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:55, archived)
# wooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:56, archived)
# That looks like
it needs skidmarks :o))

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:58, archived)
# dkp
and dpk both think you should goth up.

In fact, we should ALL goth up! The campaign starts here ! COOM OON!

/bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)
# If I can get
cheap choo-choo tickets, floor space and a 24 hour pass from Mrs Witchy AND the money to pay for it I'll be there, though I wish she could come too. Icklewitchy would love meeting you lot :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:09, archived)
# flippin' newbies with their
glasscock,
nohands,
threadjacking, threadwasting,
reposting pics.

woo! :)
Good night Philpot!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:03, archived)
# Ah, Philpott no more.
My Uncle staggered up to me on the day and said "SO I HEAR YOU'VE RENOUNCED THE NAME OF PHILPOTT!"

I didn't quite know what to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:04, archived)
# 'fuck off
you drunken old cunt?'

:o))

I think you should go double-barelled. But which name to go first?..........
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:10, archived)
# sorry for mispelling it on purpose!! ;)
Well done on the whole marriage thing..
May you live forever happy and cuddly! woo! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:10, archived)
# Fox Cub could count by twos and tie his shoes. He had a train set, a ball glove and lots of other things to play with. But one day, he had the chance to own his very own submarine!
If you're looking for me,You better check under the sea<br>That's where you will find me, Underneath the sea
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:53, archived)
# hehe
that;s greakty
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:54, archived)
# Repetition is the key to learning.
Repetition is the key to learning.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:55, archived)
# The edit button is good
The edit button is good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:03, archived)
# that's a bit good!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:55, archived)
# Wonderful!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:57, archived)
# I'm gonna buy me a submarine...
...I'm gonna keep it nice and clean!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:03, archived)
# That's lovely!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:56, archived)
# Some kind of black object emerging from
an Italian man's head.
(themanwhofellasleep, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:48, archived)
# hee hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:51, archived)
# Yours is ELO to
my Sebadoh.
(themanwhofellasleep, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:52, archived)
# bloody quick and clever analogy
.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:55, archived)
# Fantastisk!
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:56, archived)
# Strange, I like drawn stuff though
I'm going to Italy tomorrow. yay.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:52, archived)
# Is it an olive?
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:54, archived)
# Little Jimmy was now hoping to attain low earth orbit

(little Jimmy's earlier effort)
(I helped save b3ta! Gribbley, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:46, archived)
# haha
that's great
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)
# and evening everybody
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:48, archived)
# Hello The!
You're on late tonight...
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:53, archived)
# pub quiz.
my ex teacher who got sacked for shagging a 14 year old won!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:55, archived)
# One of my old teachers
got in the Sun for shagging the head girl.
Anothere one's apparently a paedophile.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:06, archived)
# possibly
a wee bit quick?
[edit]But also great, indupitably.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)
# There we go
Slowed down the end frame a bit. I'd have to introduce more frames to slow down the main anim and have it look okay, with all the attendant grief that would involve. 'sides, you need to be going a fair clip to break the surly bonds of earth, y'know
(I helped save b3ta! Gribbley, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:52, archived)
# that would hurt like fuck if that kids balls had dropped....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:48, archived)
# balls
drop?
(Fellmeister, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:50, archived)
# *snicker*
Thought you looked strangely young and freshfaced.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:51, archived)
# *blushes*
I get that a lot...

EDIT I prefer to think of them as boyish good looks. Where's Lora when you need her?
(Fellmeister, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:52, archived)
# mainly off old men in overcoats with puppies.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:53, archived)
# sorry
'bout that....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:55, archived)
# wurgh...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:56, archived)
# As it's you
s'ok.
(Fellmeister, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:56, archived)
# yeah.
It happens to the bigger kids apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:51, archived)
# wwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
do it again.... and again...... and again.....
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:49, archived)
# The look on his face
is priceless.
I think that needs

and with that i'll bid you all good night
(thediscokingpin, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:50, archived)
# spiiiiiiiiiine
meeeeeltiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:52, archived)
# Shes just
very flexible.
Has to make a living you know, its difficult being a rabbit headed go-go dancer
(thediscokingpin, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:55, archived)
# His facial expression
am the bestest!
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:36, archived)
# now this i like!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:38, archived)
# woo!
fancy!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:38, archived)
# That's
Really good.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:39, archived)
# Rah!
That's fab, that.
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:40, archived)
# Oooh, thats a neat trick!
Here you go, you can be the first to recieve my first proper woo:

(edit: Night all)
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:41, archived)
# Nice
tongue action
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)
# Hurrah!
Hurrah for that!
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:46, archived)
# top stuff sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:48, archived)
# Splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:55, archived)
# First Post (Woo, yay, etc.)


Hullo, all.. Well, this is my first post to b3ta - I've been a lurker for a long time, so I figured it was about time I signed up.

This is also pretty much my first attempt at potatoshopping anything, so please.. be gentle

fwiw, abbey road and furtive bear came from the b3ta starter kit, and the VW came from a google image search

And yes, I know I just booked myself an express ticket to hell with this pic :)


So.. hi, all, and stuff :)

-- RichardX
(Daddy Orchips, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:35, archived)
# hahahaha
excelent first post

woo!

welcome, you'll never leave, don't click on any links marked NSFW i post
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:37, archived)
# maybe
you just shouldn't post those.
I must have sat for 5 minutes with my jaw open watching that damned video of yours.
(Hobbes, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:38, archived)
# hahahahahaa
the fact is that you did watch it, i didn't force you.

therefore you had some sick desire to see a bloke pierce his balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:40, archived)
# HOW DID YOU STAND THE PAIN!?
and i didn't know what it was going to be until it started playing.
yes, i just click on NSFW links without looking at the posts around them.
(Hobbes, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)
# pain?
V. little involved.

and you didn't have to watch the whole thing...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:43, archived)
# apparently, note the word APPARENTLY, the scrotum is very numb to pain, owing to the fact that there arent many nerves in that area.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:45, archived)
# that's 100% of fact
it's the balls that hurt, the skin isn't at all sensititve
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:46, archived)
# then allow me to give you a swift kicking
in said scrotum and we shall see....
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)
# no doubt that'll hurt
but pinch the skin, just the skin...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:48, archived)
# erm..... ok
come over here
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:51, archived)
# fuck that
i may as well just pierce myself live at the next bash.

that'll do it ;-P
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:53, archived)
# splendid idea
=)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:57, archived)
# hehe
either that or find a willing subject
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:58, archived)
# keep looking mate
night night all
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:59, archived)
# hehe
night
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:00, archived)
# well
that's not going to encourage him to post more, AT ALL.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:41, archived)
# *smacks forehead in comical "BONK!" stylee*
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)
# hehe,
you said 'bonk' :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:43, archived)
# he he he...



bonk....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:46, archived)
# the live/video piercings are private now
same with newer piccies, but i will keep you upt dat with my username
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)
# thanks,
I think. I trust you got home OK? Or are you still at castle spacefeesh?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:44, archived)
# hehe
i'm home, left castle spacefish on the 26th
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:45, archived)
# he won't know
what to do with himself now!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:50, archived)
# he's got
a yellow traffic cone, and a shitload of plasticene to keep him company
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:51, archived)
# phew, as
long as he's happy that's OK. Since you spent so long up there are you planning a northern move?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:56, archived)
# it's a thing to consider
but atm, it's far cheaper to stay at home :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:57, archived)
# I thought that,
till I moved......
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:59, archived)
# well costs here are £0
moving would cost money, this bad
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:01, archived)
# I thought that,
till I moved :o))
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Hello
:)
The Abbey Road Bandwagon was one of my favourites!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:37, archived)
# nice job
on the pic
(Hobbes, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:37, archived)
# You just killed the only ones left alive!
Well done that man!
Welcome!
Pull up a kitten, you'll never leave... and all that stuff
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:37, archived)
# "John... George...
it appears there's been a clerical error. You're free to go."
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:39, archived)
# I wish
I fuckin' wish
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:40, archived)
# I can't honestly say I care either way.
Not a great Beatles fan.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)
# Paul is dead....
...apparently
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:44, archived)
# HOME
OF THE BAGUETTE?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:45, archived)
# Whodoyawhatnow?
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:49, archived)
# I've read that conspiracy
/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:46, archived)
# whats got three legs and lives on a farm?




The McCartneys.



Ithankyou.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:50, archived)
# menage a trois


mistakes can be made you know
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:57, archived)
# No point reinventing the wheel
when the jobs been done.

May I second your welcome?
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:40, archived)
# hehehe
welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:37, archived)
# hooray!
hello! :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:38, archived)
# woo!
ive wanted to do that for fucking years.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:38, archived)
# HA
I'll buy that for a dollar!
(thediscokingpin, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:39, archived)
# FIRST POST? FIRST POST YOU SAY???
STANDARD B3TAN WELCOME TO FOLLOW

HELLO AND WELCOME TO B3TA!

So, you've decided to give up on life and
join us on our quest of perfecting three
of the 7 deadly sins. (you pick your 3)

Here are some thing you might want to know:

1) Please don't post images that are not yours,
or hosted by you. This is "bandwidth stealing"

2) When in doubt, shop a kitten.

3) Don't feed the trolls

4) Stick it up your arse! (from Baz, local troll)
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:39, archived)
# Standard b3tan welcome
Hmm.. pick 3 of the seven deadly sins, you say.. well, in that case, I think it'll have to be...

#2 - Kitten furtling
#5 - Spork coveting
and of course
#6 - Walrus polishing

Bandwith stealing naughty. Will bear that in mind.. anyways, my grilfiend has very kindly given me some space on her website to host my pics..

Shopping kittens? Would that be to the police, the feds, or the RIAA?

Don't feed the trolls? heh.. as a regular slashdotter I know this only too well :)

Stick it up your arse?.. What.. -again-?

Anyways, thanks all for the warm welcome.. my eyes nearly popped out of my head when I hit refresh about 10 seconds after posting my pic, and saw all the replies :)
(Daddy Orchips, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:46, archived)
# we're all fluffy here.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)
# too cute...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:49, archived)
# Nohands
Clive
and
Earnest T Bass...
is that right?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:51, archived)
# not sure about the
walrus polishing, I think that's still a crime in darker parts of suvvern england, but I'm in the north so watch me not care! Greetings an' that. Pull up a carpet, open a kitten and 'shop a floor.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:52, archived)
# Woo!
and welcome!

(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:39, archived)
# Or...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:41, archived)
# I believe...

...it's something you're born with...
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:43, archived)
# And...


It's been going on for centuries.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:51, archived)
# I hope you're not going to be anything like Malcolm X.
We're not like that round here, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:39, archived)
# what? black?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:40, archived)
# Only my heart is.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:41, archived)
# and your nails.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:43, archived)
# and your ears.
(Fellmeister, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:45, archived)
# ROLF...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:41, archived)
# I loved
that song you did with Liberty X
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)
# Damn you,
I was going to say that.
(tomsk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)
# LibertyX
You.. evil.. swine!

I'll have you know I had this nick long before that impostor came on the scene!.. besides.. Nsync were much more my flav-aah.
(Daddy Orchips, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)
# welcome
to the board.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)
# nice pic!
(and welcome!)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)
# Much better than my first :o) And all of mine actually...
Welcome aboard! Say farewell to getting work done!
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:51, archived)
# kangnu

very slightly biggger
(gumboots, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:31, archived)
# Oh my!
cue a string of Gnu references...
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:34, archived)
# gnuroo?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:34, archived)
# :)
phew!
(gumboots, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:35, archived)
# Nice
Good work, number one.
(Cheeley - which is what makes time travel possible, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:36, archived)
# In celebration of me being able
to access MSN once again, have an


eaglebaby
(edit: even though it is shit)
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:29, archived)
# hwoouopylaay
Anybody have tips for how to make good speech bubbles in photoshop 7? I want mine to look cool for an animation i'm doing.
(Hobbes, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:31, archived)
# yers, download
the bubbles from blambot.com and use to yer full enjoyment......
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:32, archived)
# Try this
here
(Mad Frank, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:33, archived)
# thank you!
(Hobbes, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:36, archived)
# Why I like herons...
(Dr Frank, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:28, archived)
# and i read
"Why i like heroin" and was deeply confused.
Woo.

(thediscokingpin, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:29, archived)
# They all work for me...
A heroine heron on heroin...?
(Dr Frank, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:31, archived)
# oh!
i'll have to get one then.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:29, archived)
# what was the end of WhiteLeopard's joke about herons and children?
I couldn't be bothered to read the thread properly... was there a "punchline"?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:30, archived)
# a swallow
.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:32, archived)
# Nurse.
Nurse, my sides. They appear to be splitting. No, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:33, archived)
# As in...
Spit or swallow or swallows and amazons?
(Dr Frank, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:34, archived)
# as in not even remotely funny
and highly predictable
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:35, archived)
# Good lord, is she still around?
I was hoping her ridiculous bass speakers would have melted her innards by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:34, archived)
# They're just waiting for
it to fly over a heavily populated area, at which point they will burst forth and rain down on the unsuspecting folk below.

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:32, archived)
# I'm not sure I like
the idea of 'burst' and 'rain down' in the same sentence. Perhaps I watch too many dodgy films.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:33, archived)
# Woo!
.
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:58, archived)
[challenge entry] The original was no-where near as funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:23, archived)
# Nicely done.
Woo.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:24, archived)
# Lovely Humph.
I wish we could have him instead of Jim Carrey.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:24, archived)
# No!
Jim Carrey rules!
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:29, archived)
# Humph
rules an awful lot MORE.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:30, archived)
# Alright,
they both rule in different ways and genres! Hehe.
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:31, archived)
# I'm afraid
Humph still rules more.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:34, archived)
# Sho
nuff
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:35, archived)
# I've got
the african queen here, and I still haven't got round to watching it...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:36, archived)
# oh God
that film rocks so much. It REALLY REALLY does. It doesn't look like it would, but it does.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:37, archived)
# I know!
just haven't got round to watching it since I got the DVD... I've got casablanca, big sleep and maltese falcon too.
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:40, archived)
# Oh yes!
You should have a Bogie-day, and invite people round for a fest, with beer and nibbles. Casablanca! Soooo good!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)
# yay!
although the name might need some work ;)

anyway, good night!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:44, archived)
# na-night kitten.
See you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:46, archived)
# Never seen that one.
I'll have to watch it next time it's on TCM.
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:39, archived)
# yay!
"you know how to find lost dogs don't you Mr Spade?" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:25, archived)
# "You just put the dog whistle to your lips....
and blow."
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:26, archived)
# No...
too funny...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:27, archived)
# "Fluffy, this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship"
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:28, archived)
# Very good. Here's a goose/
(themanwhofellasleep, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:30, archived)
# No message
required.

:@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:21, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:22, archived)
# 6 eh?
will you be stringing lights on them at christmas?
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:22, archived)
# don't
you'll only encourage him. He'll probably end up with a barbell through his lower intestine at this rate. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:23, archived)
# i'm gonna finish the scrotal ladder
which'll end up around 15 piercings at current estimate.

then onto the, PA, implants and other stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:25, archived)
# *wince*
...

*wince again*

...

*still wincing at the phrase "scrotal ladder"*

(jeffna has blue yfronts with white piping, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:27, archived)
# hehe
i'm quite looking farward to it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:29, archived)
# Now I'm all for this stuff...
but it would make it difficult to get work later on in life with too many piercings and tattoos in conspicuous places.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:29, archived)
# i'm keeping everything
out of sight
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
...there aren't many jobs where his piercings will be on show.

Although it may make airport security a bit awkward.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:31, archived)
# unless they use the wand...
airport security doesn't pick them up...

...

~whistles innocently~
(jeffna has blue yfronts with white piping, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:34, archived)
# he he he
*memories of Spinal Tap*
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:36, archived)
# hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:37, archived)
# ok, maybe...
~whistles not quite so innocently~
(jeffna has blue yfronts with white piping, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:41, archived)
# since when is the scrotum conspicuous?
unless you're a Chip 'n' Dale dancer.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:31, archived)
# Well...
THAT I didn't think of...

But there are alot of kids who get tattoo sleeves and multiple piercings.

Makes me wonder, is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:34, archived)
# wouldn't that result
in possible chompage of nuts?

oh, I see.....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:35, archived)
# pppffffttt
: P
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:36, archived)
# Them?

Blimey, that's a bit specialised
(edit) as in: tattooed, scrotally pierced, gyrating, american squirrels.

(jeffna has blue yfronts with white piping, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:36, archived)
# MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND
PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:38, archived)
# somebody call?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:54, archived)
# might as well.
although 6 is a nice number.
any more would just be over doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:26, archived)
# hehe
nice try, but I'm not sure you're getting through to him on that one!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:28, archived)
# hey
can't say i didn't try : )
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:29, archived)
# many have tried
all have failed

a lot like avoiding my drunk hugs really :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:30, archived)
# don't they sting anyway?
speshly if you wash them in lemon juice.
/hat
/stand
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:23, archived)
# i don't know what you are talking about
; )
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:24, archived)
# nope
they heal and don't hurt at all
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:24, archived)
#
www.glowire.com
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:24, archived)
# I want to look like this:
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:25, archived)
# i want you to look like that.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:26, archived)
# Are you
Weapon 15?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:27, archived)
# WTFAYBOA?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:29, archived)
# oh
never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:31, archived)
# weapon x
i've heard of...

15?
(Fellmeister, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:49, archived)
# Fantomex?
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:57, archived)
# Woah, look at this
www.glowire.com/case_mod_gallery.htm
Some people have way too much time (and glowire) on their hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:33, archived)
# 8-I

*brain hurts*
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:24, archived)
# Good evening Mr Berk
lost your scots accent yet?
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:24, archived)
# that was just
a drunken slurrrrrrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:26, archived)
# fox or ox
make room for the mushrooms..
(gumboots, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:20, archived)
# That
is very very odd and woo.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:23, archived)
# cox?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:23, archived)
# La la laaa la la laaa
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:20, archived)
# boingy boingy!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:20, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:22, archived)
# pearoast hopper time!
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:25, archived)
# Arf!
You're going to hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:35, archived)
# Another hitch
(Mr Slaters' Parrot, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:17, archived)
# haha!
nice tongue-fist grabbage
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:19, archived)
# Blimey!
Stone the crows!
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:19, archived)
# i love the
poo-grabbing arse action.
(the two lips, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:22, archived)
# A man typing. Not very interesting.
www.themanwhofellasleep.com/monkeytyping.html
(themanwhofellasleep, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:15, archived)
# it's woo and you know it.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:18, archived)
# I had the Monkey/Shakespeare
randomn thing has my homepage for a while, and got a four once. It was very exciting.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:18, archived)
# As seen on today's Simpsons...
"it was the best of times, it was the blurst of times!"
(themanwhofellasleep, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:20, archived)
# BUT!
What if the man was a....MONKEY!!
(the two lips, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:18, archived)
# It's not a man
and it's not a monkey. It's either a man who feels like a monkey, or a promate with delusions of grandeur.
(themanwhofellasleep, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:22, archived)
# or a primate
with delusions of mediocraty
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:25, archived)
# or a marvellous
primate with a low self-esteem.
(themanwhofellasleep, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:27, archived)
# Looks a bit like Joyce.
Are you making a critical comment on Ulysses or something?
(tomsk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:45, archived)
# bwah?
(the two lips, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:15, archived)
# I have no idea
but i like it.

[edit] the more i look at it the more i laugh. New desktop wallpaper i think.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:21, archived)
# as im sure you all want to know
we came 2nd in pub quiz, that makes it three 2nds and one 1st.
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:15, archived)
# i came second in pub bukakke
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:16, archived)
# ewwww
thats disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:16, archived)
# i didnt really.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:17, archived)
# you in NY?
Got some cheap tickets yeah? You missed Mrs Witchy by 2 english weeks.....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:21, archived)
# not yet.
am appealing for b3tans on NY. although i found one last night actually willing to help my cause. Theres been yet anohter twist in the Tom and his missus saga.....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:23, archived)
# I hope
it didn't hurt too much. Twistage causes chaffing you know :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:26, archived)
# wotcha
witchluv!

I know it's early to be asking, but are you Hallowe'en bashing?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:25, archived)
# Hiya!
I was just gonna reply to one of yer messages, particularly with congrats on the kitten/womble interface and also with questions about yer name, but you've answered that one already :)
I'd love to come down but it depends on whether its fancy dress an' whether I'd have to come dressed as a northern twat.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:28, archived)
# Well you see,
if you come dressed as your normal mildly gothic self, I'll feel less silly turning up in my putative outfit (black satin miniskirt, back corset over chiffon top, and fishnets/stilletos combi). Because no-one ever dresses up for these things, and I'm sick of being the only person appropriately attired.

And also, I'm rather fond of you and would like to see you again. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:33, archived)
# I could go dressed to
the nines, but I'd get odd looks on GNER :)

You realise that by typing that description of yer attire you'll have most of the board's males battering down (I assume) babushka's door....make sure Tomsk's got the baseball bat handy!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:39, archived)
# pfft
hardly. That's tame round here these days. ;D
Ah gwarn, dress up. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. 'Sides, it's Hallowe'en! No-one'll bat an eye!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:43, archived)
# yeah, but if I came
down in old-skool goff attire I'd get, er, hmm. Pointed at I s'pose. Next thing you'd be telling me is that london village has, like, tolerance of people in big fuck-off coats an' that! Crimped hair? The horrors! :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:49, archived)
# *subliminal message*
GO ON. PLEASE. GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARN. :D

You do and I will. Honest. I'll get someone to give me a hand with the eyeliner.

*claps hands in glee*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:50, archived)
# Goth up
you computer collecting geordie.
I love my gothness, and fuck 'em if they stare.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:53, archived)
# How can I refuse
an invite like that? :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)
# You won!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:22, archived)
# What are you bagning on about?
bukkake? At a club?

strangely, I'd like to see that
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:24, archived)
# did you
hit the target?
(Mr Slaters' Parrot, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:18, archived)
# I remember you
got me right in the left eye, ruined my contact lens. What IS in your jism?
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:23, archived)
# im so metal, i shoot mercury.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:24, archived)
# pub quiz?
is it like a network trivia game?
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:17, archived)
# no
an actual pub quiz in a pub where i get pissed and the other members of the team answer and i end up with my fair share of the prize
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:18, archived)
# that's nice
does anyone here use uh-hosting?
what is the default page supposed to be called? i tried index.html and it didn't work
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:18, archived)
# hello.jpg
No wait, that's a different site.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:19, archived)
# what's
that
then
?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:21, archived)
# if it isnt mk
hating spoon, are you named after the untensil or the band (who are presumabely named after the utensil)?
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:19, archived)
# what do you mean?
this is my real name!
i've never heard of the band
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:20, archived)
# thye're
good
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:22, archived)
# You on
ASP or PHP hosting? ASP one is default.htm, default.asp or default.html I think
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:20, archived)
# thanks
i just tried default.htm(l) and it still didn't like it. i wonder if it is in a cache and won't update for a little while
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:25, archived)
# I won a half bottle
of Smirnoff two weeks back doing the same thing.
Did you win anything?
(thediscokingpin, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:19, archived)
# for coming 2nd we get £10
drinks voucher, for 1st we get to share the "pot" and not the illegal kind
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:20, archived)
# From the BBC News today...


clicky biggy
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Nice
!!
(Mr Slaters' Parrot, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:16, archived)
[challenge entry] posted again for entry

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:11, archived)
# Enter it then.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:13, archived)
# oo-er
missus!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:14, archived)
# ENTER IT......
... ENTER IT HARD....!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:14, archived)
# bah, I go away for 2 weeks
and come back to flibz meltdown, arthur riseage and the usual guff. Fab! Evenin' sah - hope you is well up north!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:22, archived)
# The weather has taken
a turn. I can no longer stand on the veradah sipping a mint julep while wearing my smoking jacket watching the sun go down, and thinking about the happy days of May.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:27, archived)
# Can't you do all of
that whilst on the warm side of some good double glazing? How's the wrist?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:29, archived)
# No, it has to be done on the
verandah or else i lose that Gone with the wind feeling.

Its a lot better. still sore though
(thediscokingpin, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:32, archived)
# I hope someone's there
in a chiffon dress (with frilly bits) to say 'frankly my discokingpin, I don't give a hoots-mon'
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)
# Sadly not,
but i have Francis the stolen top-shop window dummy and shes got a school uniform on
(thediscokingpin, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:44, archived)
# Evening....
... alles in ordnung.....
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:28, archived)
# I thought that
too. This evening I feel I shall mostly be talking bollocks and be on the end of a telling off for not going to bed early :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:30, archived)
# entry?

and woo too!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:14, archived)

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