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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:49, archived)
# woo
:)
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:51, archived)
# early retirement?
hardly... poor bastard looked like he's already died and been dug up again by the time he handed over to Mr Cleese.

[edit]Where are my manners... woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:51, archived)
# Q won't retire
he'll just go back to his Sussex home and crash for a few days
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:51, archived)
# bah dum
tish
(StinkyCheeseMan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:54, archived)
# next stop
kingston-upon-hull
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:55, archived)
# hehehe
nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:56, archived)
# woo for grown up balloons!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:57, archived)
# muwhahaha
that be tops lad! :)
(gingerolm, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# Finding Nemo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:49, archived)
# woo nice
been done though :(

exact same sushi pic too :/
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:49, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
really? that sucks
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:51, archived)
# yeah really
sorry man :(
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:52, archived)
# really really?
That sucks so much it blows!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:53, archived)
# interesting
tautology there.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:54, archived)
# really really really
in fact i think i've seen 2. both using the same sushi source pic. one of them had different characters in each one if i recall correctly.

is it justhere who remembers ALL of the board, tell him i don't wanna be his apprentice no more!
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:54, archived)
# So basically your saying
my one is unoriginal and inferiour?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)
# no actually
yours makes more sense. sort of.
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)
# Story of my life...
...Makes sense, sort of.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:07, archived)
# to put another dampner on it
the other one has appeared in the scum
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:05, archived)
# in the scum?
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:06, archived)
# Yes. In the Scum.




in the scum?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)
# And before the one before you,
was another one
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:01, archived)
# hehe
obscene and in mad taste...
i like :P
(Corn Dog, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:50, archived)
# mmmm
looks like maron though
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Are you listening Bond?
With this you need just one bottle, not two.
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:48, archived)
# yay!
i have too much hair now. i'm looking old fashioned.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:49, archived)
# Terrible stuff Wash & Go
smells like hospitals
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:49, archived)
# Vosene is the best.
smells like happiness.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:50, archived)
# I liked the advert
the kid always looked like he was going to score with that girl
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:51, archived)
# i don't think i'm aware of the advert.
i use vosene and that "mint source" shower gel. i like showers.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:51, archived)
# I wish
we had a shower sometimes

I think the ad may have been on a long while ago
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:53, archived)
# I like Pantene
it's smells like pant..s....oh fucksocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:51, archived)
# i use pentane
gets a bit explosive
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:52, archived)
# lush shampoo bars rule
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)
# yes they do!
I use that "new" one that smells of cloves and mint. Have you tried the solid conditioner? It is, if anything, even better.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:05, archived)
# hahaha
and no spiders either!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:49, archived)
# ha ha ha
fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:49, archived)
# :)
I can here his voice saying that as well
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:49, archived)
# hehe !
hope they didn't test it on the dummy in the background !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:50, archived)
# hehehe
arf
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:51, archived)
# Last one for tonight


It's all lies, I tells ye...
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:44, archived)
# why have you erased all the numbers?
you expect us to phone them all up?

OR WAS ONE OF THEM YOURS?!
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:45, archived)
# they were already erased
even my one...
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:46, archived)
# Chinny chin chin

*rubs chin frantically*
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:47, archived)
# or
other bits that lie further south?
(StinkyCheeseMan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:48, archived)
# you can believe what you want
but be careful with your chin. We only get one...
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:48, archived)
# If you put on a good 10 stone
you can end up with quite a few
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:50, archived)
# "chin"
...yes, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:48, archived)
# i think you're on to something there
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:47, archived)
# internet masseur
oral/domination/anal/reformatting/dsl installation
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:48, archived)
# internatinal conspiracy
I'm sure of it
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:48, archived)
# Yes, they are lies.
I called Samantha and she hung up on me. :-(
(StinkyCheeseMan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:46, archived)
# teeheehee
TJ: is Scoopzilla about?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:47, archived)
# all royal action
all the time
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Q liked to test his inventions personally first
The pocket teleporter for instance.


Sorry for the size, I'll link it if needs be
(I helped save b3ta! Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:43, archived)
# The of size of
Q's willy?
(StinkyCheeseMan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:44, archived)
# no
150k for an anim is on the verge of excessive isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:45, archived)
# nah. up to 200k is really the limit.
although the smaller, the better, and you can always link to a much better wuality one
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:46, archived)
# 150k is alright
top pic !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:46, archived)
# It's fine...
...you need to break the 200k barrier before people start getting annoyed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:46, archived)
# that's a relief
I dunno been here for nearly a year and I'm still learning the ropes.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:49, archived)
# It is so nice of you to be concerned.
That is just lovely.

What the people above said, but with kinder wishes.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:49, archived)
# But why would anyone want to teleport a pocket?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:46, archived)
# My eyes, dagnammit
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:41, archived)
# you like those eyes, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:42, archived)
# That's because they're mine.....
all mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine ,mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:44, archived)
# in that case,
you need surgery.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:44, archived)
# No need, I've already gouged them out
with a rusty spoon, just so I can tattyshop pics with them. I have glass eyes now, a bit like Columbo but without the pervy, smelly mac.
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:46, archived)
# two glass eyes?
I predict difficulties ahead.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:50, archived)
# LAMPPOST!
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:50, archived)
# there's an awful lot
of silly eye business going on today.
Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:43, archived)
# hehehehehe
That one got me! It's a good one!
(StinkyCheeseMan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:43, archived)
# A cat with human lips. We haven't seen that befffffffffforreeeee
(I helped save b3ta! COCKLES, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:39, archived)
# but it'll mush your organs in the blink of an eye
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:41, archived)
# Oh No
Not the eyes again!

I like the little sailor collar!
(StinkyCheeseMan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:42, archived)
# what have you done
to his face?! It's so wide, you could park a bus on his forehead!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:45, archived)
# better that than
park a bike in his arse :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:46, archived)
# witchy... oh, wiiiiiiiitchy...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:38, archived)
# pepperoni tastes of eyeballs.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:39, archived)
# lovely!
*vows never to eat pepperoni pizza again*
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:39, archived)
# Woo!
...where are the mushrooms i ordered?
(ejolleys, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:39, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:39, archived)
# That took more than 30k
That means the next one's free.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:40, archived)
# caught
in web-traffic
(ejolleys, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:41, archived)
# heehee
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:41, archived)
# blinkenpizza !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:41, archived)
# mmmm
tasty eyeball pizza
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:41, archived)
# christmespockmejimboneslad!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:41, archived)
# hahahah!
Meep!

Oh, you mentioned olives - I'd forgotten I'd done this:

(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:43, archived)
# hahahahah
excellent

olive is painted on the ladies toilet door at my local 100% of fact
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:44, archived)
# haha
woo and yay to you
(ejolleys, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:44, archived)
# Pizza
with olive oyl?
(StinkyCheeseMan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:45, archived)
# yeah...
mine's better though. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:46, archived)
# ah kner
:)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:46, archived)
# bloody nora
my dogpriest has dropped off the bottom already! S'a bit fooking quick tonight...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:47, archived)
# yup!
And on that note I shall scarper for imminent artery-clottage when the scran arrives :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:49, archived)
# heh heh
tasty, but it needs spinach
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:46, archived)
# After
seeing the amazing Gracielou rabbit pics...I had to use one...


The amazing rabbito - and the wheel of death box lid
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:35, archived)
# MAKE IT
rOtAtE
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:37, archived)
# HAHA
You're sick! I love it! Cute animals in dangerous situations!
(StinkyCheeseMan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:37, archived)
# noooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:40, archived)
# WAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:42, archived)
# you hate toilets?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:43, archived)
# better watch it
www.gracieacademy.com/
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:47, archived)
# 8/
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:35, archived)
# looks a bit grumpy.
lost an acorn?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:35, archived)
# somewhere, an evil scientist is making a record of species to create
top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:37, archived)
# awwww,
he looks lost!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:37, archived)
# "I bloody knew it."
"I told him we were going to my mother's place at 4. I'll bet he's at that bastard watering hole again."

Woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:41, archived)
# wooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:44, archived)
# how fetching !
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:45, archived)
# nicely
accessorised.. :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:45, archived)
# *rolfs quietly*
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:47, archived)
# but what do you call it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:52, archived)
# Kevin
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Time Bomb


(Bertie, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:06, archived)
# Sell your soul

I just put up a new website which offers you the opportunity to exchange the very essence of your being with that of other people. I have come up with the following incentives for everyone on B3ta to go to http://www.lazycat.org/souls and post an image of their soul:

1.) This is the first project I have done on my Masters Degree course and I will feel inadequate if no one views it.

2.) I would like to use the images of people's souls for an abstract purpose such as putting them in jars and poking them.

3.) If you visit my local pub when I am there I will buy you beer.
(I helped save b3ta! babs just dreamt sea monsters live in the potato patch, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:34, archived)
# WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:35, archived)
# see previous post
all wisdom lies within
(I helped save b3ta! babs just dreamt sea monsters live in the potato patch, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:37, archived)
# you're weird.
i had a dream that there was a grizzly bear in my house,
and it was biting my hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:36, archived)
# If I were Freud...
...I would tell you your dream means that you used to long to do awful things with a bear when you were a child. But I'm not. So I won't.
(I helped save b3ta! babs just dreamt sea monsters live in the potato patch, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:38, archived)
# Quite frankly I'm surprised Freud
didn't get punched more.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:42, archived)
# he fancied his mother
what a weirdo
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:44, archived)
# Indeed he did
And he justified it by telling us that we all fancy our mums as well.
(I helped save b3ta! babs just dreamt sea monsters live in the potato patch, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)
# He wore spectacles.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:45, archived)
# Ze bear reprezentz aggression.
Ze house iz a safe environment, ya. Agression iz prezzent in ze safe environment. Ze hant reprezents ze vanking, ja? Zis means zat vhilst vanking in ze house, SSG fearz (or dezires) an aggrezzive influenz ja.

</dodgy European accent>
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:44, archived)
# i'm attached to my soul
but you may have the souls of my old shoes
(toastercide, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:36, archived)
# Oooh, it'll be your b3ta birthday soon
I would make a soul pic for you, but I don't think there's enough black in the world :)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:36, archived)
# ah, but...
your ad will appear on a black background. It would then, if you were to theoretically have a neverending sized monitor, seep out into a big black void which would stretch on for infinity.
(I helped save b3ta! babs just dreamt sea monsters live in the potato patch, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:40, archived)
# which pub?
i demand beer!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:49, archived)
# The Cheiftan
AL7... Just up the road from Papa John Paul's Pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! babs just dreamt sea monsters live in the potato patch, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:02, archived)
# Message to DAVE the SOUL
Why no piccy? Gimme piccy.
(I helped save b3ta! babs just dreamt sea monsters live in the potato patch, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)
# Arctic researchers have to do something to pass the time
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:31, archived)
# if it were me
i'd just have a wank
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:33, archived)
# well...
...thats 30 seconds taken care of... what next?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:36, archived)
# Another
one?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:37, archived)
# more wanks.
he's only got 8 weeks in his "a year of tissues" prize.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:38, archived)
# Goodness, his arse is big
Looks like the baby seal is thinking "Oh, it must be 4 o'clock again.."

Hehehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:33, archived)
# baseball with seals
those mad fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:34, archived)
# *Phweep*
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:28, archived)
# it's been DEBEAKED
i say we kill the hand it's in.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:28, archived)
# awww
kill it.
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:30, archived)
# i recognise those eyes
www.b3ta.com/board/2294711
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:30, archived)
# They're my eyes, Scary Mary Eyes™
/tantrum
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:32, archived)
# Of course you do.
They're "Scary Mary eyes™".
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:32, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:34, archived)
# eek!
see what I mean!
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\ /
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(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:30, archived)
# spong
to soon to pearoast, so have a link
(toastercide, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:31, archived)
# Ooooooo
squeeeeeeeze them
Squeeze them hard!
(StinkyCheeseMan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:32, archived)
# Ahhhh
the face that only a mother could love.
A blind mother.
Who should be made sterile.
(StinkyCheeseMan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:32, archived)
# did you just make that
with the eyes from my picture?
if so, that was pretty quick
(Corn Dog, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:33, archived)
#

eye thief
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:35, archived)
# Aye
he be a theif
(StinkyCheeseMan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:36, archived)
# woo !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:36, archived)
# awww
it's a cutie
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:36, archived)
# In childish response
to Dogbuttocks' staring challenge, I raise, Une Amélie...
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:24, archived)
# i raised something aswell
but i wont tell you what ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:25, archived)
# the dead?
oh please be the dead
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:27, archived)
# my bets
on a souffle (you know what I mean even if I cant spell it)
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:28, archived)
# I'm thinking
your hand
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:40, archived)
# she blinked!
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:25, archived)
# Dogbuttocks?
We really are running out of names around here!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:26, archived)
# you're telling me
(Or is he?, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:28, archived)
# i thought it had a quality to it
...
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:31, archived)
# it does, it does, I'm not being rude at all
it's just we've already got a dogsbollocks, not to mention there've been several robs, peps, and so on arond lately.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:34, archived)
# well, never mind.
time for more immature yet hilarious posting
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:35, archived)
# I'm sure that
was his/her name :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:30, archived)
# ...
his
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:33, archived)
# You can
never be sure in this place ;)

Even of yourself :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:35, archived)
# heh heh
done well
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:27, archived)
# You can't go wrong
With a Liquify-Spong :)
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:30, archived)
# where's the twitch
pluggin located then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:33, archived)
# Go to the menu,
Filter > Afflictions > Facial
It's listed as "Sporadic muscle spasm", just between "SpeckleFreckle(tm)" and "Spong (standard)"
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:37, archived)
# Mmmmm
Sunshine Elephant Would™

...although he'll have to wait his bloody turn
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:30, archived)
# This was running around in my head
so I had to let it out.
(StinkyCheeseMan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:23, archived)
# brain, running,
set it free
avoid copying
mind weewee.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:24, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:24, archived)
# hahahaha
nice punnage there me lad!
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:25, archived)
# pfffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:26, archived)
# eep
strange head you've got there
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:28, archived)
# Yes
pour guinness into the big orifice and see what comes out!
(StinkyCheeseMan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:30, archived)
# my nose
wouldn't I drowned?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:32, archived)
# Wooden eye?
(StinkyCheeseMan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:35, archived)
# yes it is piss poor



sorry
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:20, archived)
# when all culture around the world clashes and mixes together
giving a smelly milk-brown mess.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:21, archived)
# yes, but what's
the fish called? :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:21, archived)
# Hmmmmmmm
I wanda......
(StinkyCheeseMan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:22, archived)
# bu dum
tish!
(TeHsPrOuT, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:24, archived)
# bob





pizza? from where?
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:22, archived)
# fresh from la planete del aqua?
arrrriba!

*edit* dominos....we're being corporate pizza ho's tonight, oh yes. Champers too 'cos we found out yesterday that mrs witchy's mum isn't going blind...yay!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:23, archived)
# i want pizza.


no that's a lie. i want chinese.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:22, archived)
# I prefer swedes
(StinkyCheeseMan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:24, archived)
# I WANT THE FUCKING MOON ON A STICK
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:25, archived)
# thats no moon!








its my fat arse... ow! quit it with that stick
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:26, archived)
# pam's plastic surgery turned out for the worst
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:20, archived)
# eeeps
KILL IT
(StinkyCheeseMan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:21, archived)
# Aren't you supposed to edit the pictures before you post them?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:21, archived)
# IMO
her plastic surgery took a turn for the worse after her 3rd boob job.
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:23, archived)
# ...
I still would.
(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:24, archived)
# It's dog collar, geddit?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:18, archived)
# hehe
thats class.
what ace face its got
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:19, archived)
# he's a happy puppy, isn't he.
I think he just graduated from the Seminary and AT LAST got to make his pun.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:21, archived)
# he looks well pleased with 'imself!
Evenin luv,

suffice to say that leeds job blowed goats in the end :(
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:22, archived)
# oh bugger
well you don't want a job in this town anyway, it suXX0r5 like a mightily suXX0ring thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:25, archived)
# oh!
Planning a move back darn sarf then?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:26, archived)
# As soon as possible.
Which just means waiting for my course to finish... and any of the surrounding houses to sell, so we don't lose fuckloads of money when we put ours up for sale... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:37, archived)
# I'll have to get my arse
(and the rest of me) down for visiteage before the Great Move™ happens then.

*rummages for fivers under the mattress*
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:41, archived)
# It'll be a while, don't fret.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:48, archived)
# best canine expression ever
100% fact

w/h/y/p
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:19, archived)
# hahahah
class
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:20, archived)
# yay for well dressed animals
(thediscokingpin, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:20, archived)
# That's ace
and that jacket is splendid, I have one very much like it
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:27, archived)
# I like that and that's a fact
Specially the shadows round the cuffs/paw interface.
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:21, archived)
# Religious Dog
ma
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:22, archived)
# hehe!
i likes that plenty :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:24, archived)
# Of course you do
I did it, and I'm great.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:25, archived)
# *pops in from nowhere*
lovely pic miss(us)...

did you see this one? the mindpiss is strong I think: www.b3ta.com/board/2289704
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:26, archived)
# blimeh!
That is odd.

(I very much like the anim about your Fnordlike abilities. :))
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:28, archived)
# it was incredibly apt at that moment
I was more stunned by the bunny though, the chances of anything coming from mars have to be greater than that kinda thing happening!

*disappears away into nowhere again*
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:29, archived)
# He looks rather leery
Priests eh?

very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:29, archived)
# yay !
400 wide , who'd of thunk it? !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:37, archived)
# NO
is it? I genuinely didn't realise! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:38, archived)

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