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I wanna be a supermodel

(bluecorvet, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:21, archived)

not wanting to turn into a certain solar pachyderm

but i would

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Dano, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:22, archived)

: (

It took me hours to make this.

(bluecorvet, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:17, archived)

meeeeeow!

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Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:23, archived)

Mildly drunk.......

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:20, archived)

simbaaaa...

i am your fatherrrr

keep drinking, sir, that am woo

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Dano, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:23, archived)

Ta.....

... I saw the movie for the first time last night. 'tis very good....

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:24, archived)

he looks really really ill

i just noticed, wow... he seems to be being operated by a broomhandle up the back of his cassock and a cardinal close by with a piece of string

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Dano, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:28, archived)

who? simba?

he's a pissing cartoon lion.

get a grip man.

(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:30, archived)

it's not true, it's not

there's a bloke down our chip shop swears he's simba

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Dano, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:31, archived)

You have to....

... admire the man's tenacity.....

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:31, archived)

I do like that

/pleasantly drunk, but trying to catch up

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verbal, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:23, archived)

i have just invented

scrambled potato eggs.

includes old mashed potato, hummus, pesto, mustard, one large egg.

it started as green-grey porridge and ended as green-brown deliciousness. i recommend to all.

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dipdapdop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:24, archived)

it's all down

to the hummus

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Dano, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:24, archived)

almost

certainly ;)

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dipdapdop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:26, archived)

Is it all devoured.......

... or can we have a picture of it....?

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:25, archived)

unlucky

i just finished.

it would have had to be scanned anyway - i don't like to think of the results..

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dipdapdop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:26, archived)

Haha.......

.... my favourite mental image of the day..... Thanks.... :-)

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:26, archived)

gettin' sleepy

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:04, archived)

awww

woo

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:04, archived)

Which reminds me.

I oughta go to sleep. Goodnight people of b3ta!

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:05, archived)

night

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:05, archived)

night

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:06, archived)

yay

very fluffy

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pippy is a truck, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:05, archived)

yaaaaaay!

how lovely... :)
i keep having to resist picking "yay! sheep!" from the autocomplete... it is so temptingly inappropriate...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:07, archived)

hehe

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:09, archived)

"yay! sheep!"

is always appropriate.

in some circles of society

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100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:09, archived)

like wales?

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:10, archived)

that's hardly

'society' now, is it?

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verbal, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:11, archived)

hehe

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:12, archived)

tries to resist pearoasting

...argh :/

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:11, archived)

buckfast?!

oh dear... that's not a good sign :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:19, archived)

I know :)

hic

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:22, archived)

indeed.

and some parts of norfolk (or so i am told).

btw - i added clive and a rather nice source picture of brian blessed to your thread about the b3ta kit - did you see it?

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100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:12, archived)

nope.

linky?

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:13, archived)

er......

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100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:17, archived)

got them

i shall stick them in the morning (or when next sober/bored/awake enough)

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:19, archived)

And sheep trials

evening all

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Penile, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:13, archived)

evening

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:14, archived)

How's things KB?

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Penile, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:16, archived)

not at all bad

and you?

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:16, archived)

Quite tispy

and having a rather odd chat with someone, but cool thanks.

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Penile, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:21, archived)

morning!

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100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:17, archived)

Morning Mr G

How's things with you?

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Penile, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:22, archived)

i'm a little drunk, to be honest

miss p - kicking in for the late shift

(ah... the joys of ultra chesp firewater vodka)

how are you?

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100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:27, archived)

Same as, rather tipsy.

I was introduced to zone.com earlier by my Toyboy, he's out now and now I'm playing backgammon with someone who's being very erm, forward shall I say.

Edit: It's really making me laugh

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Penile, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:31, archived)

ha ha ha

forward whilst playing backgammon?

how rare!

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100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:36, archived)

This guy just asked me

to spread like butter. I couldn't stop laughing. Infact, I'm very much laughing as I type.

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Penile, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:38, archived)

just tell him that butter doesn't spread at all

unless you leave it out all night. or you could tell him that you spread like "utterly butterly". that may confuse him.

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100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:40, archived)

Hahaha

I told him I prefer marge!

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Penile, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:41, archived)

ha ha ha ha

i've always said you're polyunsaturated :)

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100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:44, archived)

Hahaha

that's for sure

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Penile, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:45, archived)

it's the hey

to healthy... errr.... something.

/changes subject rapidly

been out tonight, then?

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100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:46, archived)

Nope

I got blown out by a mate, so I sampled something that I have here, and it's very pleasant ;)
What about you? How's the gorgeous Miss K?

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Penile, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:49, archived)

the gorgeous miss k

(all the girls say that) is pased out out in bed at the moment, and looking very peaceful too, might i add. we sat and watched videos all evening (how retro!) and got drunk.

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100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:52, archived)

All the girls say that

because she is. I bet all the guys say that too :)

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Penile, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:59, archived)

well.

i do.

i'm very good like that.

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100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:02, archived)

check this out

you can create art here
click on the create art under the gallery
just here

heres mine

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breel, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:00, archived)

haha paintmashed cocks all round!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:01, archived)

that starts off being great

and very quickly descends into shit. how disapointing.

edit: but yours is superb ;)

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dipdapdop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:03, archived)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:58, archived)

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh

a clown arrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh

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pippy is a truck, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:59, archived)

morning!

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100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:01, archived)

watcha

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pippy is a truck, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:02, archived)

i'm drunk again.

late night posting at the weekend whilst drunk rules. and where were you last night, young man?

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100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:05, archived)

sickly

still am a bit

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pippy is a truck, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:06, archived)

booooooooooooooooo

i have every intention of knocking up a quick pic before i retire tonight, but google images just aint floating my boat.

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100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:08, archived)

shop flava flav

i'm the only one who loves him :(

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:17, archived)

Been there, done that. Don't believe the pipe.

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100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:50, archived)

dogclowns rule

especially if they're called Colin
though said name is hardly a prerequisite for brilliance

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verbal, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:00, archived)

stop clowning about

ahahaha good one sunshine

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Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:01, archived)

Good one Sunshine!

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:04, archived)

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pippy is a truck, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:57, archived)

wibble wobble

wibble wobble

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Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:01, archived)

jelly on a plate

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:10, archived)

hehehe...

post boxes have got hidden depths haven't they? :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:04, archived)

thats the best

woo

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pippy is a truck, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:07, archived)

the great thing about b3ta

aside from the shoppage fun, is that it's great for insomniacs

(darkness (not like the band), Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:55, archived)

and we're zany to the max

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verbal, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:56, archived)

are you thinking what I'm thinking?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:56, archived)

if it's about hamsters

then yes

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verbal, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:57, archived)

zany

yes, well it is pretty much "wackiness" personified round 'ere innit

(darkness (not like the band), Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:58, archived)

so just sit back and relax

and paintmash a cock with sacks,
it's great for insomniacs

(Slurpy The Frog, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:16, archived)

indeed

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:56, archived)

Just got here for the wacky 2.am slot.

Has it been wacky yet?

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bleepbloop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:08, archived)

there's all these campaign posters around campus

of people trying to get voted into important positions

so i've made my own...

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Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:57, archived)

show me show me show me

i went to lancaster uni once, its one giant concrete cranberry

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:59, archived)

i have

'stool for chair'

'vote for a lamp'

and

'vote nobody'

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Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:00, archived)

you also need

vote for Anne Election

hummus dry.....

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:03, archived)

been there done that

i ran for eleciton at my uni once (didnt get it, so lets skip over that point) but one of my posters owes a lot to the memes of the interweb

i suppose i should post it?

(darkness (not like the band), Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:07, archived)

yes

you
should

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:09, archived)

ok here goes

(prob not worth it really, nevermind!)

(darkness (not like the band), Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:20, archived)

lol

thats quite good, did you win?
edit: after further investigation of this thread,..... no you didn't :(. bastards

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:22, archived)

tell me about it!

i have some more if u wanna see, im quite proud of them.

as for not winning, well lets just say
actually lets say nothing, im over it now ;)

EDIT: showing this poster kinda reveals the source of my username too

(darkness (not like the band), Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:26, archived)

i'll have to catch you tomorrow, i cannay seeany more

damn tiredness

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:29, archived)

uh-huh

now ive finished my beer i think im ready for bed too, well yeah next time u see im on ill dig out some more

(darkness (not like the band), Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:36, archived)

I think my monitor is dying

the screen has 'popped' a couple of times tonight like it was degaussing without the wobbly screen

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:57, archived)

my monitor has been doing that since I bought it

this is probably not a good sign

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verbal, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:59, archived)

I should get LCD screens really

the radiation from CRTs isn't good, and I think they make my tinnitus worse

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:00, archived)

maybe it just has

rhythm

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:59, archived)

I'm sorry, but this keeps occuring to me.

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Artamnesia, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:52, archived)

hehehe

woo!

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:53, archived)

yay for flava flav

the clock master himself

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:50, archived)

I missed them in Manchester the other week

this is a bad thing

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verbal, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:51, archived)

it most certainly is

i love those guys :(

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:05, archived)

my mate went - it was at the Apollo

where they only serve Red Stripe.

The next day he had to fight the powerful hangover.

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bleepbloop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:09, archived)

I went to a small club last friday

the night before the bash

all they had was Red Stripe and Becks.

We made do.

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verbal, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:13, archived)

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:35, archived)

heheheh

fantastic

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:35, archived)

hahaha

love Michael's shiner!*

And with that I'm off to bed

*frequently

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)

yay for battlestar galactica, yay for that picture

yay for this pictuire

yay for the brothers johnson and yay for me

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:37, archived)

Kill him!

Kill him HARD!

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King Ralph is drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:37, archived)

Kitt him Kitt him HARD

/kill me

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)

*kills you*

yay for killing.

*edit* - not really

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cwethan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)

yay for violence

and yay for bed

g'night kids

(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)

night night

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cwethan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)

night

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:49, archived)

Arf

wooo

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:37, archived)

david copperfield hey?

that's excellent

i also know it's hasselhoff, just autocomplete there

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Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:37, archived)

hehe

I can just imagine KITT and a Cylon in a staring competition

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:38, archived)

How

could they stare? Their eyes would keep whirring from left to right.

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:04, archived)

woo

yay and houpla

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:41, archived)

C'mon Guv

Those port 'oles are filthy!

(brainflakes, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:24, archived)

aaahaha : )

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cwethan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:25, archived)

brilliant,

the ripples reflections and additions are extraordinarily well done, can't see the shoppage at all

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Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:25, archived)

he got the dolphin

to pose like that

(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:27, archived)

bring back clinton!

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Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:27, archived)

RESIDENTS' PARKING

(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:29, archived)

You sank my battleship!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:30, archived)

Simba, I believe.

(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:31, archived)

As Sir Winston Churchill once said

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:31, archived)

archive this, fuckface

(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:32, archived)

anything by Anal cranberry

edit: ha! my first censory experience!
cranberry cranberry cranberry cranberry cranberry cranberry cranberry cranberry cranberry cranberry cranberry cranberry cranberry cranberry cranberry cranberry cranberry cranberry cranberry cranberry cranberry cranberry cranberry cranberry cranberry cranberry cranberry cranberry cranberry cranberry cranberry cranberry cranberry cranberry cranberry!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:34, archived)

Supermoore's a cranberry.

excellent

(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:35, archived)

eat my happy baby orangutan

zeppelin face

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Spoon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)

watermelon off you cranberry
poo

(smoglane!, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)

This is the News

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verbal, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:32, archived)

because you didn't give the poor little sod ears?

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:33, archived)

good work

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Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:34, archived)

asterisk egg

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:35, archived)

I'm the nad-bouncer

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verbal, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:35, archived)

I'm easy like sunday morning

(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)

nice sideburns!

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Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)

thanks, you can't learn that

(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:40, archived)

is that for playing vampire cricket with?

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:37, archived)

It was that big burly red one

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verbal, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)

plankton, it needs more plankton

(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:41, archived)

Madam you are ugly

and in the morning I shall be sober.

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:34, archived)

that was my parents'

wedding vows

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Spoon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:34, archived)

Ho ho ho!

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:40, archived)

lovely shoppery!

and hooray for janitorial aquatic mammals!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:25, archived)

That's hilarious.

Thanks - you've put a huge smile on my face!

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:28, archived)

that's not your face

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Spoon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:28, archived)

but that's not important right now

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:30, archived)

hahaha

here's a couple of squid..I mean quid

w/y/h

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:28, archived)

bloody hell that's good o.o

if it's not too much of a cheeky question can you share the .psd? i'd love to see how you did some of that

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Dano, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:31, archived)

The ripples are Darken, Fill:60%

and the rest are just cut-outs

(brainflakes, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:37, archived)

oooh, very nice

wooop
and yayp
+ a little hoooplarp!

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)

Eee lad

that's brilliant!

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King Ralph is drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:37, archived)

a begging

dolphin... i'd give it money

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:41, archived)

Woo

Thanks IceDragon

(brainflakes, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)

That aquatic mammal ...

Absolutely brilliant! I used to say to my wife, "wouldn't it be great if life was as nice as it photographed?" Now it's "Wouldn't it be great if life was as nice as it can be shopped?"

(TheHoodedOne, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 20:53, archived)

die ffs die

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idlesod, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)

Good call.

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:24, archived)

Agreed.

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:28, archived)

One last goodbye to a friend before Bush goes home...

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weirdbeard, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)

whats that site addy ?

whats the address for that great temporary host for b3ta ? i have a piece of a claymation im working on that i would like to share

(threeheadedanalbaby, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)

try

www.readthefaqthengotowww.ukdragon.com/b3ta

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)

Or try

www.yousillychicken.org

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)

I was going to suggest www.b3tatemporaryhost.com but I won't bother

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smutch, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)

False URLs do make me laugh!

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:23, archived)

www.ifindthemrathersilly.com

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verbal, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:25, archived)

And yet I still feel compelled to click on them!

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:25, archived)

just in case

(me too)

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verbal, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:29, archived)

that's because they are pure comic genius

and you don't even have to try very hard

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smutch, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:26, archived)

mostly that is true

but it is somewhat not.

http://111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com

([Ubuntu] Gimpmash, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:39, archived)

www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)

New person. Please read our FAQ.

(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)

is that another part of the filter?

if so....what did you really type?

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cwethan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:24, archived)

Silly chicken

(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:25, archived)

thanks
just curious.

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cwethan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:26, archived)

sicken chillie

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Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)

Right . .

I'm really off to bed now . . Night all :)

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)

night

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)

Sleep well.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)

Nighty nite!

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:24, archived)

be afraid...

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smutch, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:15, archived)

woo!

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:16, archived)

haha

woo

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:16, archived)

haha

i scrolled past many times before i noticed anyhting ;)

v good/./

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dipdapdop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)

ha!

that's good that is

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:27, archived)

HARUMPH

that is all

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:14, archived)

PARP

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:15, archived)

Toot.

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:15, archived)

FNOOP

(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:16, archived)

Narf

(Prof_Frink has remembered his username, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:16, archived)

Bugle.

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)

Zort!

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)

Zing!

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cwethan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:25, archived)

UMTATA

(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:26, archived)

Bing!

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:30, archived)

Ping!

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:33, archived)

Frazzle!

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:34, archived)

Awooga!

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)

'lo Berk.

bad mood is it?

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:15, archived)

nah. good-ish one

for a change

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:16, archived)

The 'Harumph' was just for dramatic entry then?

How's yer week been, you jolly, multi-pierced chappy you?

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)

HARUMPH!

is the best word ever!

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)

yeah

say it in a middle/upper accent :-)

my weeks be interesting in many dull ways.

how you?

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)

I've had all enthusiam for everything sucked out of me.

I've spent five days working in Merthyr Tydfil, which was ok but I spent three of the evenings on me own so was right royally bored.

I'm still single - which annoys me coz I got me end away a few weekends ago and it reminds me about how single I have been recently.

Um... and now the inside of my car is covered in cat shit.

On the plus side, my name round here as being a local keyboard player without a band has, hopefully, landed me an audition for a Blondie tribute band. So not all bad.

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:23, archived)

ahh

*hug for shitnesses*

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:24, archived)

Thanks. *feels warm and loved*

Sorry to moan. I don't like doing it but sometimes it does good to let go. It's either that or the bottle.

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:27, archived)

heh

you use msn?

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:28, archived)

msn it!

msn it hard!

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:31, archived)

hehe

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:31, archived)

I do indeed.

I'll 4rthur you my MSN address.

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:31, archived)

roger that

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:32, archived)

hewhehehehehe

i said roger :-)

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:32, archived)

hehehe

i said it again.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:33, archived)

You did!

And now I'm actually talking to you, live, on MSN.

Modern technology is fantastic. It really is!

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:45, archived)

but why would i want to?

autocompletetastic

(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:16, archived)

a few people have been

autocompletetastic

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:16, archived)

obviously, yes

(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)

HARUMPH!

Yay!

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)

Most likely been done before, but...

He didn't like to blow his own trumpet

sorry

(Slurpy The Frog, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:12, archived)

deep vein trombonesis

he may get if he's not careful

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Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:13, archived)

the sunshine elephant

rocks!

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)

i did something similar last year but i couldn't find it so...

<sort of spam-ish but not really>Create your own free christmas gift labels!</sort of spam-ish but not really>

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idlesod, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:07, archived)

Indeed . .

Without wishing to hop on my political hobby horse . . i couldn't agree more :)

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:10, archived)

bubbles!

but think of the children!

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Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:12, archived)

Does anybody else think

that Britain being in the Rugby World Cup Final is the media way of getting naughty Photos of Prince William lording it up with Schoolies of questionable nature? Will the Ozzy press please leave the guy alone as I don;t wish to see his ugly mug as I am chugging down cold ones whilst watching the rugger tonight.

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NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)

Marry me.

(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)

Would love to do that

But I think my missus would have something to say about that.

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NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)

Probably

"thank watermelon for that - now I can get back to diddling my nubbin to pictures of the royals"

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:08, archived)

"diddling my nubbin"

made me laugh very a lot.

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Dano, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:29, archived)

jabba cakes.

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Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)

i'm in an autocomplete mood

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Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:07, archived)

best unconscious shag I ever had.

(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:08, archived)

best unconcious shag i've had

apparently

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Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:08, archived)

close.

(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:10, archived)

Have you ever met anyone who has had their arm broken

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verbal, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:10, archived)

worryingly,

i remember you saying that.

it was about swans.

(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:10, archived)

gay bar

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Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:11, archived)

what's he just done?

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)

I like this game

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)

oklahoma

(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)

king of the dyslexic Jews,

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verbal, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)

and yet so lifelike

(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)

you big shiny

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:29, archived)

a common topic

in my house

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verbal, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)

I'm in a foul mood.

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:08, archived)

as far as 5th messages go

aw,

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Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:09, archived)

Thanks.

I've just had a really crap week. I know it could be worse.

think I oughta go to bed and hopefully wake up happier

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:11, archived)

jibba jabba

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:37, archived)

Watermelon.

Teakettle, barbeque.

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)

QUICK!

BBC1 the reduced shakespeare company

YARR! The dastards be doing Lulu foist!

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)

QUICK!

Clean the pedals of my Sierra.

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)

Toothbrush

or tongue ?

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)

I can't be bothered to recount the story.

www.b3ta.com/board/2374107

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:06, archived)

If you can stand the smell . . .

Get it down to your local valeters and let them sort it (better than doing it yourself)

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:13, archived)

damn!

yours has pedals?

mine just has a big clockwork key

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)

And you

zeppelin

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)

QUICK!

it's fucking children in need - the worst night of the year.

i make a point of hurting children on this day every year.

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dipdapdop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)

my plan, as i explained earlier this year

is to steal the glasses from some kid, break them, and put the peices in those pottles of milk they drink. And some cockroaches for good measure. And then it's down to the bingo hall to change all the numbers to '69'

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:07, archived)

Do it.

I'll sponsor you.

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:12, archived)

NO, I REALLY WOULD NOT KNOW.

Although I DO think it's time for me to go home now, so Hasta La Vista y'all!

NIGHT!!!!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:06, archived)

Ditto.

G'night everyone!

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:09, archived)

i) it's England. The rest of "Great Britain" will be merrily cheering Australia until we slip on the Redcoats and rape their women and burn their hovels. Again.

ii) mentioning "rugger" and "chugging" in the same sentence suggests you are familiar with the custom of beer and buttcracks. Some folks might frown on that.

(dognutz, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:08, archived)

it's a very good point

very well made.

and the other one.

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dipdapdop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:11, archived)

Whch is rather depressing really.

All of the English people I know were happily cheering on Wales and Scotland Rugby-wise, yet the welsh at least seem to be rooting for australia. T'aint roight.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:11, archived)

it's because

the english are cunts.

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dipdapdop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:13, archived)

yes

yes we are

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:14, archived)

How

so?

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:16, archived)

all of you

are cunts..

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dipdapdop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)

I'm welsh

and I dont even bother rooting for Wales, cause we're always gonna lose

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:14, archived)

Wahoo

1) Well pay my respects to the women (and men) whilst doing this. Saw it once in Braveheart (a true story so I am lead to believe) and it looks like fun.

2) Not sure what your saying here, but it does not sound good.

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NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:12, archived)

ahem

1)Hollywood couldn't make a true story if it tried. Mel Gibson seems to be rather anti English.

2) He's insinuating your a posh school boy, which has connotations of prince charlse like behaviour.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:15, archived)

more of a *nudge nudge wink wink*

than insinuation, but yes, that's pretty much the gist ;)

(dognutz, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)

Me come from a private school

1) Well he does seem to be related to one Squire Gibson who was sent to Oz on a prison ship for stealing a loaf of bread to feed his family.

2)My parents were so poor we had to live in a hole in the road and use rain water for our baths.

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NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)

MEl Gibson

went down biglots in my estimation thanks to braveheart, and the patriot. The cock.
Now, I really am off, since I'm losing the ability to type correctyl, night night all!

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:24, archived)

...

We used to dream of having our own hole!

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Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:37, archived)

WTF are you banging on about?

I've been drinking and I want to look at funny pictures, not talk about crappy sports

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:10, archived)

Then why particapate in this thread?

I have set up a special thread for your to waste a bit further down

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NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)

the poms are deliberately just kicking the ball rather than tackle as the press may see this as a bit poofy - touching other blokes.
The England team management has ordered a strict "hands off" policy.
I think the press is taking it a bit far - I mean, look at soccer that's a really manly game.Uh well.........
Well how about Polo?

What other butch games do the British play - please let me know.

Also - yes, as unbelievable as it may sound, the Australian press does occasionally portray the Royal Family in a negative way.

Rule Brittania!!!!!!!

(peewee13, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:11, archived)

After dusk, the reclusive light-swan scours the riverbeds for its prey

(MrMessiah, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)

hehe

I liketh

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verbal, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)

excellente

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Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)

nice . .

Me like (beers are kicking in now)

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)

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