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The signs were subtle, but they were there: The once-lucrative 007 franchise was steadily running out of steam

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:37, archived)

gifv

machine guns, and oil slicks!

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:37, archived)

gah... instead of sleeping

i made a front page for my domain... forgetting of course that it'll be a week or something before they get their arses into gear

wooyay to the piccy

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lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:39, archived)

Nice!

I shall now mostly be making coffee!

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Danblez, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:44, archived)

Woohoo!

Invacars rule!

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DogHorse plop, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:54, archived)

I just hope he isn't going 'commando'

clickmus for bigmus

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:23, archived)

wrong

wrong wrong wrong :)

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:27, archived)

argh! my eyes!

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Laini, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:31, archived)

Can't sleep now....thanks!!

W/Y/H for that!

(devilstick, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:33, archived)

cracking pic

woo, yay and a rather sick hruuuuupla

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Ulic hissing slightly, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:33, archived)

its been a busy night

check out my other pics below :)

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:35, archived)

I will never

sleep easy again.

WOO

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:53, archived)

it's

good

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aubergene, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:20, archived)

AAAAAAAARGH!

(Fragger, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:20, archived)

hahha

I just woke my neighbours up with that hilarity

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:24, archived)

my thoughts exactly!

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MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:27, archived)

hallelujaaAAAAGHGFF*stab*AAAaaaa...

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wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 7:28, archived)

hell, immediately

*ppfffttt*
woo yay!

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 7:44, archived)

Thought I'd have a try and doing another zombie type pic

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 7:27, archived)

i love zombies

I'm not sure I've mentioned that

wooo sir

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 7:29, archived)

I'm thinking

I might start trying to do funny stuff again soon.
Rather than try and do all this more serious looking photoshoppy stuff which so many other people do better than me anyway.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 7:31, archived)

funny is good

hurr hurr hurr

woo to the pic, i think its good even if no one else does...

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MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 7:32, archived)

I like that.

and you know, if she wasn't too festering, I probably would.

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Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 7:54, archived)

But if she WAS,

you wouldn't need the lube...

(</guy>, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:40, archived)

YAY! for zombies

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:01, archived)

There are some things in life that confuse people,

other things just make them laugh. This does both.

www.zyk0tik.com/OMFG.wmv

lol someone please make the guy replace his bedsheets. PLEASE!

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:40, archived)

I hate wmv

they make me un happppppppppppyyy

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:44, archived)

don't click.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:53, archived)

I haven't

it would require media player - I just cant be bothered

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:55, archived)

good.

laziness is a virtue.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:57, archived)

Cock monkeys

why didnt anyone tell me?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:58, archived)

i'm going to go

re wax my happy dreads now.
and then rub some of the wax in my dad's face, before he wakes up.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 7:04, archived)

maybe he'll

think he's a bee

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 7:12, archived)

I gave in

it's as camp as your da

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:58, archived)

that's pretty camp.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:59, archived)

I know

it's like 12 camp

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 7:00, archived)

why not

just make ten a lot more camper?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 7:04, archived)

Aisha, We've only just met

And I think you ought to know
I'm a murderer

That's very funny indeed.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:45, archived)

aaaaaaahahahahah

you see his little dance?! AAAAAGHHH!HAHAHAHAhahAHaHaAHaHAAHAHAHAHahAHahaHAHA

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:47, archived)

I especially love the

enthusiastic dancing at the end!

i think i just wet my pants

(Armer Farmer, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:55, archived)

wtf?

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 7:09, archived)

boo i dont have sound

some guy stole my headphones, it may well have been me.

that dance is camper than an ultra camp camper at a boy scout camp in the middle of camping season, in wales

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MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 7:19, archived)

well bollocks to the lot of you - I'm off to bed

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 7:27, archived)

let's play a game.

who can find the most money

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:24, archived)

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:27, archived)

screw you,

monkey man.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:28, archived)

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:32, archived)

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:33, archived)

I like big butts

and i can not lie.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:37, archived)

makes the rocking world

go round.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:46, archived)

Fat bottomed girls they'll be riding today

So look out for those beauties oh yeah

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:52, archived)

on your marks,

get set,
go

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:54, archived)

Just gimme gimme gimme gimme

Fried chicken

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:59, archived)

big bottom big bottom

you like mudflaps, my girl's got 'em

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:59, archived)

the bigger the cushion

the sweeter the pushin'

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:45, archived)

or, better still,

an infuriating game involving an arm with joints and stuff

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:28, archived)

i like that muchly, woo yay

great game pity my boss saw me playing.....i think ill make today my official "no work" day!

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MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:05, archived)

Stopped @ 100 points...

Nice game but bores easily!

(devilstick, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:08, archived)

I got up to

$3,265.49 then lost interest.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:28, archived)

such is the way

of youth today.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:29, archived)

I'd be more impressed

if it was in the UK. I own everything, you know.

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:31, archived)

the posher the name, the more money.

what a suprise.
"Steven" tended to have about a fiver in unclaimed cash,
"Quentin" tended to have over $200

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:32, archived)

the 3000 odd one was

FRIEDRICH BRUNHILDE

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:37, archived)

And Jesus has got

over 7.5k

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:41, archived)

Hahaha RAPHAEL DE CUNTO

has $1,924.74 Unclaimed...what a cranberry.

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:39, archived)

what a fool.

what a calamity.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:44, archived)

and what soft, soft skin.

You must tell me what you use on it.

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:47, archived)

panda milk.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:58, archived)

Ah, that's where I was going

wrong. I've been using UHT gypsy spit.

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 7:00, archived)

$32,028.88.....I win?

ucbswww.bank-banque-canada.ca/scripts/detail_english.asp?claim=19805318359.htm

I knew all the good money was right on the "street"

(devilstick, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:12, archived)

And in reverse

original
Not as good as my making older thingy, but i couldnt be arsed trying to do it good.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:15, archived)

removing the

lines under the cheeks would make a massive difference

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:17, archived)

yeah i know

but i just wanna go to bed now, cause i'm knackered, so i couldnt be bothered doing any more, there's lots i could of done though.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:19, archived)

where or what is bed?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:20, archived)

I'm suffering

from insomnia, 2nd night in a row. I don't intend on going to bed, its 0626 here and I'm stayin up.

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:22, archived)

Wow

you're in a timezone 4 minutes ahead of GMT

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:25, archived)

that would be

yorkshire.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:30, archived)

land of the

beast

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:42, archived)

she looks old,

but not as ol as in the original.
so woo.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:19, archived)

maybe

removing the hair from the jawline.

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Artamnesia, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:26, archived)

Using modern science,

we can reverse ageing.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:14, archived)

Hehehe

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:15, archived)

that requires

spong

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:15, archived)

hehehehehe

wooooo - hmmmmmmm wooo

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:18, archived)

michael

jackson?

woo

('Andeh', Tue 6 Jan 2004, 7:57, archived)

That was my first thought too!

Fake nose, wooo!

(devilstick, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:17, archived)

it's emma thompson!

!!!

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:30, archived)

Scientists finally discover reason for male infertility

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:03, archived)

hehehe :)

anyone who wants kids is insane and therefore shouldn't have any.

night night everyone

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kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:05, archived)

night kitty :)

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cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:06, archived)

night night

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:06, archived)

100% fact.

nightnight

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:13, archived)

haha!

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cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:05, archived)

Cripes!

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:06, archived)

Making people look older attempt #2

I think it's better than #1

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:49, archived)

iggy?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:50, archived)

It started off like

this

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:52, archived)

i thought perhaps

you had made iggy pop look younger.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:53, archived)

now that i see the original

it looks even better.

very nice job.

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cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:55, archived)

looks good to me.

well done

*edit* - yes, that first one is scary.

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cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:51, archived)

it is well done

but there's somthing wrong

can't tell you what it is though..hmmmm

still very woo :)

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kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:51, archived)

it's the hair.

face is old, and hair is young.

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cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:52, archived)

the neck

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:52, archived)

It's the lips

they dont look right to me.

edit: or any of the above answers.
I'll make note of them for my next attempt.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:52, archived)

I couldn't decide

lips hair or neck....but the skin is marvelously well done :)

In my sleepiness I didn't get as far as considering it might be all of them...

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kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:55, archived)

Well, atleast i've learnt

what else to try next time.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:56, archived)

I like my kitten icon

I'm glad it's back :)

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kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:57, archived)

Oooo

I hadn't noticed. I'm back to me skull.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:58, archived)

i missed my dalek.

good ole Kyle.

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cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:59, archived)

i think it may be the diagonal wrinkles on the nose - just don't quite look right

but it is fantastically done

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:52, archived)

gifv

original

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:51, archived)

that's rather fantastic

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:52, archived)

Looks like

Brittany Murphy (actress, not unmarried ~~whore~~ singer thing)

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:52, archived)

You have to change

the tautness of the skin, and also the hair colour. Make the neck more saggy.

Bloody hard work, woo to you :D

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:52, archived)

Global warming was becoming a concern....

/edit: original cat piccie here:
www.harphampix.com/v2/document.php?id=3101

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:43, archived)

kittens cause hurricanes you know

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kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:44, archived)

if they flap their wings.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:47, archived)

www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/spinme.htm

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kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:48, archived)

i would never have guessed...

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:51, archived)

global bloody warming.

this happens every few hundred thousand years, nobody complained before.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:45, archived)

thats because all people born before 1975

can only speak due to an alien implant

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:47, archived)

well shivver me timbers,

ain't that a sore one.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:48, archived)

kind of you

to notice

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:49, archived)

really?

fuck.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:01, archived)

you're a cyborg!

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kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:02, archived)

That's pretty cool!

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:03, archived)

yep!

I wish I were a cyborg!

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kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 6:05, archived)

that's a little eerie.

nice one!

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cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:46, archived)

woooo

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:47, archived)

*wakes up*

what just happened?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:44, archived)

I dont know

but so long as it's stopped i'm happy.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:46, archived)

May I just say that the biggest laugh I had all day was waking

up and reading about Britney getting married over the weekend. It cracked me up.

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:23, archived)

and

I thought she loved me...least she paid for the reception

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:26, archived)

she just didn't have the gumption

to go through with it.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:39, archived)

me too

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kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:36, archived)

who?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:37, archived)

she's one of those "singers"

who's paid lots of money to dance and dress in ways that appeal to people with excess testosterone

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kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:38, archived)

oh, one of them.

ick.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:39, archived)

strangely enough

one of the people at my uni claimed to have gone to high school with her. I can't verify this though

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kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:40, archived)

tie them to a chair and remove their fingernails with a pair of needle nosed

pliars- they'll soon let you know if it's true

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:41, archived)

unfortunately I rather liked them

and I have no idea where they are anyway since I'm at a new uni doing a new degree

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kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:42, archived)

then, yet again, my plan is both foiled

and foolish

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:45, archived)

he talked to me you know

which is more than I can say about anyone at this uni....

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kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:46, archived)

then maybe you could employ the pliars as a incentive

in order to get them to be civil

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:50, archived)

hehehe :)

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kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:51, archived)

how terribly exciting for her.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:42, archived)

you know...the chick that does that stuff

and then she got boobs, then a hat. then was with that one guy, then wasn't.
then she did another thing...and now she's married.

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cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:39, archived)

except now she's not

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kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:40, archived)

right

wait...what?

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cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:42, archived)

she got it anulled

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kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:42, archived)

good lord

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cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:43, archived)

she did WHAT to her husband?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:44, archived)

unmarried them

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kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:45, archived)

oh.

oh i see.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:46, archived)

oh, i remember now,

there was a whole news article on tv about how she hadn't got married.
i nearly cared.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:43, archived)

Not

any more she isn't.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:40, archived)

me three

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cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:37, archived)

you woke up

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kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:47, archived)

was it all a terrible dream?

*crosses fingers*

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:51, archived)

sure

if that'll make you happy

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kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:52, archived)

only if from now on

things aren't just the same as the dream.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:53, archived)

not until tomorrow night..

*knocks on wood*

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kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:54, archived)

don't do that.

you'll break my wooden monitor.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:03, archived)

i know those words well...

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cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:48, archived)

does anyone else have problems getting to the board

arround this time every night or is it just my shitty ISP?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:53, archived)

I dont know

I did just now, but I've usually wnadered off to bed by now.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:54, archived)

yes!

i do as well.
i figured it was my dial-up acting like a shit.

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cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:55, archived)

supposedly

it's the stats being generated

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kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:55, archived)

i had a feeling it was something like that, as well.

i don't know much about these things though.

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cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:56, archived)

ahhhhhhhhhhhh

I hope it doesn't calculate my signal to noise

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:58, archived)

eh?

but I checked for the stats page today and it was still kaput..?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:59, archived)

that's because it hates you, your hair

and your damn liberal views

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:00, archived)

heheh

even with a haircut I'm still a pansy.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:03, archived)

real men

don't get haircuts.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:05, archived)

I've not seen the stats for aaaaaaaaaaages

I wonder if i've made them yet.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:00, archived)

yes the page is borked

but the program is still set to look every night.

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kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:03, archived)

b3ta's become so big

it's starting to collapse due to it's own immense gravity!

Or maybe not.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:06, archived)

more likely to be

something to do with the immense gravy.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:07, archived)

no,

that's me you're thinking of

I have moons

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:07, archived)

Well I have an asteroid belt

but it doesnt go with any of my trousers.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:13, archived)

i declare you

to be a silly person.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:16, archived)

you are so easily convinced

I will not be swayed untill I recieve the results of the blood test

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:17, archived)

Yaaaaay!

I've never been declared before, only certified.

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:17, archived)

consider yourself

endowed.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:24, archived)

be dum

tisch

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:16, archived)

hhhhh good

I usually end up rebooting thinking thats the problem then trying all the other browsers I have

hmmm I think some of this film was shot on one of those pixel vision cameras

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:56, archived)

it's the same for all.

except, perhaps, jesus.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:55, archived)

lurking bastard

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:57, archived)

he's a right cunt.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:58, archived)

He doesn't lurk

he's actually every troll we've ever had on b3ta, he's teasing us, just like god teased moses.

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:59, archived)

heh.

(

cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:00, archived)

blasphemy

blaspheryoooouuu
blas for everybodyyyyy.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:02, archived)

blasé

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:13, archived)

and?

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:17, archived)

chips

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:18, archived)

bras, eh?

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:19, archived)

bras or chips....

hmmmm can I ask the audience?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:21, archived)

no.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:22, archived)

chipmonks!

I'll have to go for chips - I havent quite enough front for the alternative...though if it was a basque I'd pad

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:23, archived)

I just

"worked" half an hour overtime.

best fuk off, eh what?

see yous...

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:04, archived)

any idea what the ball should be?

('tin'tintin, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:12, archived)

yay for flamingos!

I'd repost one of mine, but I can't decide which :)

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:12, archived)

the death star,

obviously.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:13, archived)

or berk

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:13, archived)

la la laaaaaaaaa lalala

pretty flamingooooooo...

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:13, archived)

flaming

oooo!

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:14, archived)

and every guy will envy me...

/cant rememebr any more

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:14, archived)

hedgehog!

(KnitWit, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:15, archived)

hehe

b3tan again.

(me, that is)

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:15, archived)

he was cute.

(

cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:16, archived)

it's like 'Alice in Wonderland'!

i think the ball was a lil hedgehog in that movie.

(

cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:15, archived)

movie?

I tried to watch that Disney one on tv for the first time, and unfortunately, my expectations were too high.

I'm far too used to the books and Tenniel's engravings.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:16, archived)

my brother

insists on showing it to his kids

I don't agree with the whole thing so I buy them porn
/slightly untrue

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:19, archived)

so you steal them porn, then?

;p

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:44, archived)

have to set them a good example

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:53, archived)

yeah, yeah

can't anyone enjoy watching movies anymore without comparing them to the book. ;)

/guilty

really the book is great. but the child in me loves the movie too.

*edit* - hell, the adult in me loves it too. it's just beautiful.

(

cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:20, archived)

you have a child inyou?

is it some sort of psychic genius leader like Quato in Total Recall?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:22, archived)

she comes out every now and then

demanding i play 'My Little Pony'.

(

cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:25, archived)

sounds fun.

can i join in?

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:26, archived)

you want to live in

cwethan?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:28, archived)

if you like tiny ponies with fake hair,

rainbows on their butts, and smell of plastic....the more the merrier i say.

(

cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:28, archived)

I always liked the way they smelled

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:29, archived)

oooh

I'm glad that wasn't just me

(KnitWit, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:30, archived)

not just you,

but you do smell lovely

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:06, archived)

ah, i did too.

(

cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:30, archived)

it's just that winnie the pooh.

i hate disney for fucking pooh right up the arse and ruining everything.
ever.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:23, archived)

seconded..

but he's a dead nazi on ice.

who's laughing now?

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:24, archived)

Michael Eisner

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:25, archived)

arf

Didn't Roy stroppily resign the other week saying Eisner was shite? I seem to recall he resigned to encourage them to hire him in the first place

/babbling

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:31, archived)

Yeah, something like that

www.savedisney.com
Ole roy is now starting that there campaign to get Eisner out, saying how he's turned it into a souless company and stuff.

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:44, archived)

hahahahaha.

hoohoooheeeheheheeee.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:25, archived)

ooo eee

ooo ah ah

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:27, archived)

ting tang

disney hated nig nogs.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:28, archived)

you know what the odd thing is?

I knew some conservative people at uni who wouldn't have anything to do with Disney stuff because they were gay-friendly

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:30, archived)

haha.

nobbers.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:31, archived)

...

I see where you're going with that.

nyucknyucknyucknyucknyuck.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:29, archived)

but I can..

like, I never read beyond Fellowship in LOTR, and just saw Towers on dvd recently, which was sweeet.

I do tend to prefer films that are original screenplays, but Adaptation has to be a superlative exception.

woo Spike.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:23, archived)

I didn't like adaptation

but I was in a fucking terrible mood

the films and the book of lord of the rings are really different things - the films are Peter Jackson's and the Books are Tolkein's. Tolkein can't write dialogue for shit and the pace is all wrong - yet it works because he's a genious. Jackson (and Walsch and Pippa whats her face)can write dialogue and his direction is genious.

/over explaining the bloody obvious

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:27, archived)

yep :)

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:28, archived)

I dream that you agreeing with the analysis

but it's far more likely it was the closing of my tags

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:30, archived)

both really :)

they're different forms, but the story is the same, even if some of the details are left out.

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:31, archived)

the only bit I liked in Adaptation

was the "deconstructionist" joke.
At which I laughed far, far too much.

(KnitWit, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:28, archived)

oh, i know

i was just whining.
and trying to make a general point.

(

cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:44, archived)

I'm not sure..

But by the look on her face I know where its gone. :S

(Sypher_5, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:16, archived)

BEANS

(Slyddur, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:43, archived)

I went with

the starmole, my animaux de jour

edit can you see the man looking between the players legs? see its my attention to details...

('tin'tintin, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:45, archived)

look maw, snowhands!

my best friend lexx and i made him from the well-packing vancouver snow last week.

clicky for big

we love b3ta.

(

mayonessa, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:09, archived)

yay!

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:10, archived)

I tried a penguin in the last snow

it looked nowhere near as good as that little guy :)

(KnitWit, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:11, archived)

awww...

i'm sure it was still adorable. any penguin is a good penguin!

(

mayonessa, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:15, archived)

I'll agree with that

(KnitWit, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:17, archived)

haha!

i like that

(

cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:23, archived)

that was one of my first posts here

back in the days when I had only mspaint

when this was all fields, etc

(KnitWit, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:24, archived)

penguins rock.

(

cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:26, archived)

especially this one :)

(KnitWit, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:29, archived)

and they're delicious

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:30, archived)

haha!

that's the pizza me and sargant purchsed when drunk!
woo!

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:46, archived)

wow!

what legs!

(Corn Dog, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:28, archived)

weeeeeeeeee!

awesome.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:11, archived)

thanks!

lexx and i appreciate it :)

(

mayonessa, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:15, archived)

as well you should.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:17, archived)

yay!

*applauds*

you are a wonderful lurker.

(

cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:11, archived)

oh you

you're too kind. merci. *curtseys*

(

mayonessa, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:17, archived)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY you lurk

yet still bring us joy

unlike the others...you know who I mean!

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:13, archived)

who, me?

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:14, archived)

I think I'll cry now

(KnitWit, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:14, archived)

good, weep the tears of the mighty

and be reborn in the salty poor of redemption
for you today is your ragnorok
throw open the halls of valhalla and prepare for battle

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:16, archived)

go on

YOU HEARD ME!

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:21, archived)

only if you don't watch

I can't do it while someone's watching

(KnitWit, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:23, archived)

i'll run a tap in the next room if that

helps

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:54, archived)

Well i decide to lurk and make a pic

instead of going to bed. But now i may just sod off to bed without doing something to post here. you ungreatful git.

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:16, archived)

ahhhhhhhh come here

you big sensitive lump of ninja flesh, you

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:16, archived)

aww

fantastic!

woo.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:15, archived)

i remember really liking this one

when i saw it.

woo again!

(

cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:17, archived)

thanks...

but yes, I am, as always, a cheap reposting whore.
;p

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:39, archived)

fantabulous wizzy-wizzy-getting-busy-rock-tastic

- worryingly thats an auto complete

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:18, archived)

that is

absolutely brill!

thank you for the kind woo, i'll add it to my collection.

(

mayonessa, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:19, archived)

w/y/h

I've only had snow on new years eve, 'twere gone in t'morning :(

('tin'tintin, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:15, archived)

Tony vs. Tony

with a small order of Tony on the side.

(Slyddur, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:02, archived)

hehehe :)

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:03, archived)

It was going to be

Tony Toni Tone

(Slyddur, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:05, archived)

I saw toni morrison speak once

though she was apparently a bit mean at the reception afterwards

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:05, archived)

I saw tony robinson once

this is before I developed my hatred

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:07, archived)

I thought of using her

but I thought it may be a bit too literary for this crowd.

(Slyddur, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:10, archived)

well

the truth is, authors aren't good for face recognition anyways

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:11, archived)

I see what you mean

(Slyddur, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:25, archived)

hehehe :)

I like the string :)

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:27, archived)

Tony Robinson

Baldric form blackadder? is a her?

Cripes

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:12, archived)

bad....childhood....music....flashbacks

(

cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:08, archived)

wacky!

(

cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:04, archived)

kooky

even

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:05, archived)

Can I get a

"Zany"?

(Slyddur, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:05, archived)

not on my life

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:07, archived)

throw in some

zany.

*edit* - two of 'em! even better

(

cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:06, archived)

then

again...

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:07, archived)

Schweet

You, my friend, are on point!

(Slyddur, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:08, archived)

I take it back

you are zany

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:11, archived)

May the Zany Fairie

bless you in your sleep

(Slyddur, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:26, archived)

I likes that

with my man-face

Blimey there is a crazy assed vampire film on Channel4 with Peter FOnda as Van Helsing and not much sign of a real vampire as of yet

/just got a TV card and beaten an old on digital box into submission

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:06, archived)

tony

toyou.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:09, archived)

if I do go to cardiff

for that I might have to hurt you

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:11, archived)

well,

you'll have to come now.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:12, archived)

depends if my kicking jumper is clean

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:14, archived)

i bet the kicking jumper

is burberry.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:15, archived)

no thats my charva

deception hat

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:17, archived)

good lord.

we call them townies round here.
or cunts.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:20, archived)

they are in the majority here

and I some what fear to leave the house as I look like a scruffy student - they like kicking them

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:21, archived)

oh, you'd be alright in cardiff.

about a third of the population are students.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:24, archived)

g'night you crazy savages

(

Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:21, archived)

oooooOOOOOooooo

i don't know what it is but it looks scary!

night!

(

dipdapdop, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:26, archived)

Yay!

and OOOlalaaa Hubba HUBBA!!!

(

Koogas, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:27, archived)

that

looks nothing like me

(

Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:28, archived)

he posture looks troublesome

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:35, archived)

oh my

that's fucking great.

woo to you!

(I've been playing Evil Dead PS1 lately - too much coffee, weed, and hordes of undead)

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:28, archived)

groovy

(

Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:29, archived)

despite it not being resident evil - i makes me want to watch spaced

Take a bite of peach

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:34, archived)

heh

yeah - it's a total RE knockoff, down to the scene construction and game mechanics.

not as hard though.

mmmmmmmmm peach!

(as in Wild at Heart?)

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:36, archived)

nah its a line, I assume from resident evil

that Tim spouts during his zombie hallucinations in Spaced which may or may not have made it to that side of the world

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:38, archived)

...I'll just go back to thinking about Nic Cage then.

..though I do quite often say "itchy... tasty...", which is a line from RE1.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:39, archived)

and me to my zombies

mmmmmmmm zombies

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:40, archived)

heheheh

I used to live with an alchy whose moaning as he stumbled about the flat sounded exactly like them zombies.

Wish I'd had a fucking shotgun back then!!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:41, archived)

the zombie is oft mistaken

for an alchy leper

survival guides tell us that you are always better off with the zombie

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:44, archived)

heh

in the end I got a place of my own instead.

a great improvement all round!

though I'd still like that shotgun.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:46, archived)

that may well be the scone's project for the year

getting a pig sty to call my own

that or a gun

then I could make someone elses sty my own... mmmmm insurrection

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:50, archived)

urrection?

hyuck hyuck.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:51, archived)

don't make me get heimlich

on yo ass

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:52, archived)

i think

i might enjoy that.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:54, archived)

since, auf Deutsch, it also means "comfortable" or "familiar"...!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:58, archived)

bendigedig!

(my favourite welsh word)

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:00, archived)

hmmmmm is cardiff shite?

/thinking about the bash but it's a bloody long way on the train

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:02, archived)

it's really rather lovely.

i might plan stuff to do in the day if there are people arriving early, like do a b3ta-tour of Cardiff Castle or some such.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:06, archived)

sounds like a lark

but I'd have to get my arse in gear and get some money together

plus my bash record isn't glowing

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:08, archived)

come to Cardiff.

if you don't have a good time, i'll refund the difference.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:10, archived)

i have a friend

who owns guns.
he's nuts.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:51, archived)

do gnus like nuts?

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:54, archived)

gnuts

like news.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:55, archived)

do you have nutella?

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:56, archived)

not on me.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:58, archived)

good job

it causes crime and encourages lethargy

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:05, archived)

i'm related to the cray twins

and someone who was part of the great train robbery.
if i had any nutella, i might end up on a big, lethargic crime spree.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:07, archived)

but it tastes good

mmmm

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:09, archived)

indeed they do

gnus not eunuch

/geek

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:56, archived)

hehehe :)

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:00, archived)

no gnus

is good gnus.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:01, archived)

is you knew

suse like I know suse
Oh! Oh! Oh!
What a GUI*

/thank you I'll be here all week

*I know that suse is not in fact a gui - but KDE doesn't fit

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:04, archived)

yarrrr

..I'm guessing if I actually tried to use one it'd break my pansy little wrists.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:56, archived)

aaah, they've allowed you internet access

mr martin.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:44, archived)

*eats everyone*

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:29, archived)

i must have been good last year.

(

cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:31, archived)

i do so like

a bit of a munch.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:35, archived)

heh

who doesn't?

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:38, archived)

a lot of people

seem to dislike munching.
i could happily munch away all day.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:43, archived)

i'm pissing off to bed now

bye bye

(

lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:30, archived)

that is lovely

night : )

(

cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:30, archived)

now we know why they're screaming!

woo!

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:32, archived)

A clear job

for Timothy Claypole et al.

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:33, archived)

I have just watched the trailer for

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and I think it looks great.

And now, i shall go to bed, night all.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:56, archived)

hi and good night

and I hate the way you cant resize embedded quicktime

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:57, archived)

It's got lots of crap actors in it though

before I've even watched the trailer I can tell that...

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kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:58, archived)

the idea is good

but I dont' think I've ever really liked anything Jim Carrey has been in

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kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:02, archived)

Riddle me this, Riddle me that?

? is it a bit obvious ?

('tin'tintin, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:16, archived)

I like jam

with my cheese

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:17, archived)

yes

as do I, cheddar, strawberry. Though for tha savoury option, I ave been mostly eating mint sauce with my cheese.

('tin'tintin, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:19, archived)

strawberry jam with a mature cheddar is great

but guinness cheddar is a much missed thing

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:36, archived)

well i dunno wtfyboa

so clearly not

woo?

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lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:19, archived)

I was going for

book car key

('tin'tintin, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:22, archived)

you're taking the piss

so go fuk my hat!

;p

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:29, archived)

Is that an antipodean expression?

I am, I regret to say, a one hat man. ;)

('tin'tintin, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:34, archived)

no.

sad to say, I picked it up here.

supposedly it comes from some lame radio show?

or maybe it has more currency in the UK... I just liked the rhyme.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:37, archived)

as far as I know it's from Mark and Lard

who did a quiz/trivia thing called Fuck my hat, I didn't know that

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:39, archived)

hyuck hyuck hyuck

www.rotten.com/library/language/the-finger/shocker/

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:59, archived)

Hand gestures

will destroy the world!!!11!!1

You have been warned

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:02, archived)

i can hardly wait.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:03, archived)

i just read all of that

it didn't seem that shocking... i'd have left em in

(

lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:05, archived)

It seems that

some people take offence simply because they think they should. Then they over-do it a bit

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:06, archived)

i never know when to take offence,

so just don't.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:09, archived)

that's why

you're here and i'm there.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:07, archived)

you're not there

you're there

(

lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:08, archived)

well, as long as we agree

that you are here.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:09, archived)

it seems that that is indeed the most important thing

*consults boris karloff on the matter*

(

lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:11, archived)

good old karly.

me and him go back years.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:13, archived)

you can have him then

he's drunk all the milk and thrown up down the back of the sofa

(

lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:14, archived)

now thats what I call

real ulitmate power

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:10, archived)

it's so easy

and yet so ultimately powerful.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:12, archived)

like your good self

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:14, archived)

exactly.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:19, archived)

Mr. von Trapp had to get rid of his leather jacket so to not upset Maria.

(roferg69, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:43, archived)

i've just met a girl

called maria.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:46, archived)

and suddenly i've found

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:47, archived)

how wonderful a sound

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:47, archived)

can beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:47, archived)

MARIA

say it loud and it's music playing

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:49, archived)

sing it soft

and it's almost like praying

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:49, archived)

maria,

i'll never stop sayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:50, archived)

damn musicals.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:51, archived)

your all gay

(

lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:52, archived)

i am you know.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:53, archived)

even tuesdays?

(

lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:57, archived)

well,

not every tuesday.
but sometimes.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:00, archived)

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lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:30, archived)

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lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:31, archived)

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lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:31, archived)

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lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:32, archived)

(

lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:32, archived)

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lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:32, archived)

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lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:33, archived)

muaaahahaha

i ruin your chevron

(

cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:34, archived)

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

macarana

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:41, archived)

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lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:33, archived)

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lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:33, archived)

i just

got my adsl modem.
i am yay.

(chromophobia1, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:48, archived)

i just got my domain

but then you probably knew that

(

lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:49, archived)

now that you mention it

yes

but i didn't at first as i only just logged on

i also have a fab hangover, hence no work today

(chromophobia1, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:51, archived)

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