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# My 1st post in the genre
NSFW goatse pic

SO sorry. I'll get my coat!

MOD EDIT: please - none of that

EDIT. SOrry all. Wasn't thinking!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:05, archived)
# I'm sure that isnt safe for work
or my eyes
(00100100, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:05, archived)
# You
bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:05, archived)
# where's the shark?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:05, archived)
# ???
Mehitabel?
That was one of my 8th Great grand mothers names.
(great great great great great great great great grand mother)
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:07, archived)
# taken from the book
archy's life of mehitabel

the biography of mehitabel the cat typed out by a cockroach named archy
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:09, archived)
# How
utterly odd.

Night all. Early bed time.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:10, archived)
# Sounds like
something out of Naked Lunch. *looks up* night you ^
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:11, archived)
# do not darken my door again
*jee-zuss!*
(gowithnoakes, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:06, archived)
# is that goatse?
Its just that I blanked it from my mind the first time so it came as a bit of a shock
(burtb0207, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:06, archived)
# how? how?
I have bleached my mind so many times and to no avail
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:08, archived)
# can you linky that please?
ta
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:06, archived)
# Please linkify mate
Or the mods will steal your uplaod codez
(Goodie, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:07, archived)
# argh
for the love of christ no!

someone mod it, or make me a mod, it needs linking asap.

*breathes sigh of relief*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:07, archived)
# your name
is sticking to my brain and leaving a nasty residue
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:13, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOO
my eyes
(zut, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:07, archived)
# feck me
linky please!

nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:07, archived)
# thanks for the nightmares you twunk!
ill never be able to travel the underground again!!!!
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:07, archived)
# thanks mod
my eyes were watering
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:08, archived)
# where'd it go?
i was enjoying that :(
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:10, archived)
# Linky only
I forgot to post as a link instead of an image.

I'm reeeealy sorry everyone. Feel really crap now....

(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:12, archived)
# hahahh
dont be, it scared me into a coma
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:14, archived)
# Well
it's still there to be clicked if you really want to look.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:12, archived)
# but i like to look at it,
and look at all your names aswell

it makes me feel dirty
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:13, archived)
# try
this

im not bloody clicking it
(zut, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:13, archived)
# We all know about goatse
there is really no need to put links like that on the board.

For the sake of the few innocent eyes stull out there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:15, archived)
# I apologise for the trouble i've caused
*means it*
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:25, archived)
# That's no Goatse!
It's not your own is it?
(Xybex, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:11, archived)
# No it's not mine
Thank god!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:17, archived)
# i found some 2d hierarchy animation software!
do i did a test:


unfortunatly it's only a limited demo - tagged, 10sec max, no undo.. very easy to use though.

www.creatoon.com/

costs 399 E !

if anyone (ahem) comes across a full version they might let me know


just thinking about it now, i have combustion, which is bound to be able to do this... it's a bit more complex, however.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:02, archived)
# only 399 E!
I'll buy half a bushel!
(gowithnoakes, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:04, archived)
# *boing!
I wonder if whoever it was who wrote that Pivot program could adapt it to allow the use of images for limbs...
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:04, archived)
# what
pivot program?

from my rather hasty analysis the market could do with a basic tool that can do this (and not a lot more)

edit: when i say "the market", i mean, er, me.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:06, archived)
# Pivot- that thing that allowed the animation
of simple stick figures.

edit: Well I'd buy it*

*Download it
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:07, archived)
# any clue
as to where i can find it?
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:08, archived)
# Not sure where it was,
But here's the one I have. Virus free and everything.
www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/pivot.zip (400k)

edit: I don't mean you get a free virus.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:10, archived)
# mucho ta.
and i look forward to the excitement of removing the infestation!

edit: that is really quite great. nice stuff.

i suspect it would be a bit of a mission to add image-import features might be a little tricky but i don't really know..
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:12, archived)
# Fuck me, Terry's excited!


He's got a stonk on for the Norwegian entry
(gowithnoakes, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:57, archived)
# hah hah!
i found this on my webspace, can't remember who made it though:

'seamless' doesn't enter into it
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:59, archived)
# Aminations of Wogan with white stuff on the back of his head
Should be Illegal!
(Sgt. SmokyFarts, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:00, archived)
# that would be
the copious ammounts of wig glue he needs!
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:02, archived)
# UHU?
bostik?
pritt-stick?
or gloy?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:02, archived)
# his own brand
of man fat!
(00100100, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:04, archived)
# wogan's wig wank?
terry's tacky turban tamer?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:05, archived)
# eeugh!
Wogan's wig sticks with man ick?
(gowithnoakes, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:05, archived)
# With added Eau'de Chinchilla
For a lasting fresh smell.
(Sgt. SmokyFarts, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:06, archived)
# ahhh
just let me squeeze a few more drops out of this here handy tube. bjesus begorra etc etc
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:06, archived)
# The chances of anything cumming from Mars are a million to one


But still, they cuuuuum!

(first animation, ain't much but meh, you've got to start somewhere)
(Krizog, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:56, archived)
# woo!
and what a filthy place to start ;)
(BuLmAn, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:57, archived)
# uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulahhhhhhhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:57, archived)
# I
love that : )
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:00, archived)
# hahahhahahaahhahah
hhaaha
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:00, archived)
# i used to dj and used war of the worlds in my set quite often
thanks for the memories
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:59, archived)
# particularly tiny red crosses
its late and im rather tired so it might just be me tho
(burtb0207, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmm, flakey
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:55, archived)
# I can't
believe nobody gave you acclaim for that - I think it's very clever :)
(Johnny Fantastic, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:18, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:55, archived)
# arf
subtle
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:56, archived)
# it's that
scary two-headed thing. get it
(Gimbo, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:57, archived)
# argh the fear stickers
fear the stickers fear the stickers
(BigBobbyh, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:58, archived)
# AArgh!
I just spotted it!
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:59, archived)
# Subtle. Like it.
The Stickers! The Stickers! The Stickers! The Stickers! The Stickers! The Stickers! The Stickers! The Stickers! The Stickers! The Stickers! etc.
(Sgt. SmokyFarts, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:59, archived)
# Well it made me Larf!
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:55, archived)
# i would laff at that
but i was actually born with no feet
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:56, archived)
# oooh
ya poor wee sod!
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:56, archived)
# how does he smell?
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:57, archived)
# are you a
'stumpwalker'?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:56, archived)
# no i bend my legs
and attatch my shoes to my knees in a comedy "pretending to be a dwarf" type way
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:58, archived)
# This is a pearoast
I did on a different forum.

(Xybex, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:52, archived)
# There are
*other* forums?
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:53, archived)
# don't
blaspheme
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:53, archived)
# what!
he's been unfaithful
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:54, archived)
# Other forums ?
I find that hard to believe :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:54, archived)
# Noo!
Dont talk about the other places
(00100100, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:55, archived)
# I had no idea
polyforumy was illegal. Please don't tell anyone.
(Xybex, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:56, archived)
# too bad
you're outed now

stand up straight and say it loud,

you posted on other boards and you're proud
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:03, archived)
# *stands up and claps wildly*
jesus that's good shit
*weeps like he's been freed from Auschwitz*
(gowithnoakes, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:54, archived)
# oops
i read that as fisted in Auschwitz.
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:56, archived)
# heheh
good one
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:56, archived)
# Wilma Deering...
...happy memories from my youth.

*fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:57, archived)
# minnie mouse ears
minnie mouse ears
minnie mouse ears
minnie mouse ears
minnie mouse ears
minnie mouse ears
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:58, archived)
# boogie boogie boogie
indeed
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:59, archived)
# hahaha DOH
that was metal micky!
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:59, archived)
# I could've sworn
it said it in an episode, but sadly I know what you mean
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:01, archived)
# Never again...
Mickey vowed never to spend a night on the WD40 again:
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:02, archived)
# WOOHOOO
i had forgotten what that tincunt looked like!
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:03, archived)
# and
mickey looks great too
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:05, archived)
# Biddy Biddy Biddy!
Nice norks Wilma!
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:59, archived)
# oh wow
have you seen her now? She looks even better.

swooooooooooooooooooooooon
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:59, archived)
# slightly odd
www.allscifi.com/aridor/index.asp?Autonumber=276
(BigBobbyh, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:07, archived)
# Christ
i would!!!!!!!!
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:09, archived)
# Not too sure about the bass player . .


Part 1
Part 2
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:49, archived)
# turned out shite again!
:P

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:50, archived)
# wen ham cleen in wind ass
fookin Iron Maiden sheeee ite
(gowithnoakes, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:51, archived)
#
turned out nice again
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:51, archived)
# Quick and utterly shameless repost before beddy-byes
(Gimbo, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:47, archived)
# Reposting is bad, for this you will be punished!
Now, turn around, see that wall? Walk up to it and bang your head against it 10 times, REALLY hard!
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:49, archived)
# OUCH
oh you didnt mean me
* goes for bandages *
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:50, archived)
# if the above suggestion causes
the leakage of my spicy brains, I hereby declare that they shall be donated to medical science/the living dead
(Gimbo, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:50, archived)
# ooh reposty bad, bad I say!
(tom_artosorse, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:52, archived)
# *TJs own thread*
monsieur Harribo, would you care to enlighten me as to how you got music on your profile? The usual html stuff doesn't seem to work for me
(Gimbo, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:53, archived)
# <bgsound src="mytune.mid" />
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:55, archived)
# ta
mucho
(Gimbo, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:55, archived)
# If o.d.d had asked like that,
we wouldn't have all this bandwagon nonsense :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:57, archived)
# 1 |-|@V3 D@ MU51( UP1@0D (0D3Z!!!!1101010101001011!
Sorry couldn't resist gimmie a sec I'll get the necessary string for you!

Edit: Lazygamer said it better than I could!
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:00, archived)
# but did he have to...
start from new york
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:45, archived)
# Heh,
but that's unoriginal.
(Amer3tan, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:46, archived)
# thought
that it might be, but then thought better than bomit
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:47, archived)
# /repost
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:48, archived)
# why
tarquin?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:50, archived)
# why not?
he looks like a tarquin to me
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:51, archived)
# Either that
or a cecil.
(00100100, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:51, archived)
# more of a
tarred quim
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:52, archived)
# *double-takes*
you might be on to something there
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:54, archived)
# answers the question
where do tarbabies come from

definitely not

bawn an bred in de briar patch
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:55, archived)
# A-HA!!!


Armer's title made me LOL, so I made this...

wo0t!!! OMG! asdf asdf asdf

edit: Now I feel bad because there were some good posts below this.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:41, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!1111!!six
wHiCh 0nez fOr uplaoding?
(zut, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:42, archived)
# i now see that as a college
admissions office.

well done, that image is firmly implanted in my skull now.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:42, archived)
# WOO!
ps:i am deeply honored.
(Armer Farmer, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:42, archived)
# Give
me it!
(Amer3tan, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:42, archived)
# I have a deep suspision
That some kids just broke a window on my car.

But the window is on the side of the car, not facing me. And it is to cold to go and look.

What do I do?
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:43, archived)
# use a periscope
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:44, archived)
# sue
(zut, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:44, archived)
# Phone the person in the house across the street.
Or use an advanced array of mirrors.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:44, archived)
# This is almost what I did in the end
Ezcept...

I phonesd the phone box outside the house when some people were walking by, and asked.

It wasn't broken!

Woo!

Which just poses the question... what glass object did I hear braking?
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:47, archived)
# and how much of a nutter
do the folks who answered the phone think you are?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:48, archived)
# the people who answered the phone were the ones who punched in the window
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:48, archived)
# I don't know
I once rang it when some kids dropped their litter. I told them to pic it up. They ran away, leaving their bikes behind.

I was gonna paint them/piss on them/steal them, but I couldn't be arsed.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:49, archived)
# you sir are a very lazy man
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:50, archived)
# Hahaha I love it!!!!uno
If you lived where I do, you'd be on that phone all day.
I had someone actually slam me with a McDonald's in the back of my head while riding my bike. It's loggin' country. Sorry if I offended any loggers on this forum. NOT!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:57, archived)
# Your glasscock?
mayhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:49, archived)
#
"nah mate, I didnt smash ya fuckin' winda"
(00100100, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:49, archived)
# it was the sound
of someones innocence shattering
(gowithnoakes, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:49, archived)
# Can I ask...
... why you know the number of the phone box across the street?

sorry

err.. y u no th3 num63r 0f th3 ph0n3 b0>< acr055 th3 str33t?

(Whoever said it was right - it really IS hard to type like a twunt)
(The monkey nut Time is slowly ticking away from, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:49, archived)
# Well
Once upon a time, I thought it would be really good to post the number on b3ta on a thursday night (when all the drunks go past, going home from the local ChavClub)

And i've kept it ever since, for my amusement.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:52, archived)
# I admire
the effort you put in so b3ta-ans can have a good laugh. Top o' the class!! :o)
(The monkey nut Time is slowly ticking away from, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:53, archived)
# I went out and answered it a few times
Had a really nice convo with a guy called Tim, who actually frequented my Local!
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:55, archived)
# it's great fun
we got the numbers from the ones on the way to uni so we could phone from the end of the road as we were walking towards them if there were people near
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:54, archived)
# Shoot out
the window closest to you, so you can see if the other one is broken.
(Amer3tan, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:45, archived)
# F0n3 d4 p0lic3
45k d3m 4 d4 uplaod codez
(gowithnoakes, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:45, archived)
# 0r y0u (0u1|o ju57 (r@(K 1 0££
*£ώ@|°*
*£ώ@|°*
*£ώ@|°*
*£ώ@|°*

Ok I'll stop now!
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:55, archived)
# Dial 999 and ask for the coastguard
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:45, archived)
# Replace the window
Wire it to a bomb
then wait...
(Sgt. SmokyFarts, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:46, archived)
# Run outside naked,
so you'll scare away any kids from your house forever, and you can see if it's broken.
(Amer3tan, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:47, archived)
# Found da codez!!!!
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

For best results paste into a hex editor!
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:47, archived)
# Snatch
(Amer3tan, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:48, archived)
# In his head........
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:40, archived)
# Terry-Thomas!
:}
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:44, archived)
# Woo for Terry T!
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:50, archived)
# ha ha
he wishes
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:03, archived)
# er, yeah
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:40, archived)
# woo
quality street
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:41, archived)
# Does that work with all babys??
Wooo
(00100100, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:41, archived)
# oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:46, archived)
# HAHAHAA
YAY
(zut, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:43, archived)
# Aww wow top!!
hehe at least the bottom wasnt licked to hard.......err oh fuck you know what i mean/
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:43, archived)
# Hahahaahaha
Fabbytasticles!
(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:43, archived)
# Aww you bitch mum
you said no more!
wooo
(Tarquin., Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:46, archived)
# more k-rad st1ckerz d00dz

ill send u sum if u giv me teh uplaod codez.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:36, archived)
# hey sorry
could someone give me a link or tell me what this whole uplaod codez thing is?
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:37, archived)
# nobody can find the link
but it was just some moron who showed up and asked for teh uplaod codez one night... it's just a funny phrase. Nobody knows what teh uplaod codez might be.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:38, archived)
# they were uplaod codes for music!1111111lol
that's all we know
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:39, archived)
# its becoming as old hat
as the whole zombie thing now
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:39, archived)
# Haha, you Spacker!
The Zombie Thing is this weeks compo, a "Theme" if you like...
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:40, archived)
# i know that but its getting on my tits
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:42, archived)
# I wouldnt mind getting on your tits
unless your male, which you no doubt are.

...

I'll shut up now.
(00100100, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:44, archived)
# check my profile and give me a
ring if you like what you see

were all gay!
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:47, archived)
# You lied!
you said your not gay on your profile..

bah! maybe next time
(00100100, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:53, archived)
# oops
foiled again
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:01, archived)
# hahhah
i missed that
it sounded funny
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:40, archived)
# U wan teh
uplaod coadz?


It's really hard to type in stupid talk
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:39, archived)
# typ3 \/\/i7h y0u7 [ 0c|<
(00100100, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:43, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
hahahahahahah
*gasp*
hahahahahaha
/oh fuck, I'm crying now....
(Psychotic Mongoose, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:45, archived)
# tahts k00l
twunts... kill 'em all. Perhaps some kind of kitten based bomb....
(zut, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:38, archived)
# I'd have them stickers
(00100100, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:38, archived)
# the sticker selling twunt
That truly is some of the quickest shoppery ive seen

i doff my cap
(burtb0207, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:39, archived)
# Actually
I want some of those.

will sawp for teh uplaod codez
(mynci boy, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:40, archived)
# looking at the actual stickers again, they are actually pretty shite.
your pic however is RAd
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:42, archived)
# Rad??
ugh, I hope that was used in a piss take sense.
(00100100, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:43, archived)
# yes in a
www.b3ta.com/board/2774050
sense
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:46, archived)
# for this is what the ignore button is for
(BigBobbyh, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:47, archived)
# Too vulgar?
(Xybex, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:36, archived)
# off the meter


really must fix the mooving woo but cant be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:37, archived)
# Too vulgar indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:37, archived)
# extreme cock fighting?

(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:38, archived)
# hah hah
fucking lesbian made me laugh sir
woo
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:39, archived)
#
Yay

...dog dick

/snigger
(Midas, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:40, archived)
# No...
thats just crude and crud, not worth a woo
(Bob Bobinson, feel's unloved, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:40, archived)
# Sry
that last post was ment for the Penuts strip remix
(Bob Bobinson, feel's unloved, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:41, archived)
# It
is on the Peanuts remix?
(Midas, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:43, archived)
# Too vulgar, me bum
that, my good sir, is class

sheer class

or as they say in Guatemala "Sheerk Lass"
(?)
(Johnny Fantastic, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:42, archived)
# Arfage Extremis!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:42, archived)
# that
is bloody woo
(Gimbo, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:43, archived)
# Not too vulgar
but too much Comic Sans ;)
(mynci boy, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:44, archived)
# Seam
Less!!! MORE MORE!!!!!
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:47, archived)
# For shame!
(hotdogwheel, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:34, archived)
# errr
WHO?
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:49, archived)
# here's some info
www.pbs.org/wgbh/amex/till/
(hotdogwheel, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:51, archived)
# you don't know who gary coleman is?
are you under the age of 20?

if you answer yes to both questions, you may carry on regardless
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.


Find some other reason!
(prollynot, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:34, archived)
# i hate you
for posting a zombie pic

Edit: sorry about the meaness.

Welcome.

this is such a bad impression for me
(Armer Farmer, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:35, archived)
# Oooh
new challenge tomorrow?

Just pearoast my favorite zombie :P


Sorry
(Midas, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:38, archived)
# No Sweat!
It's as if I lobbed it to you (et al).
(prollynot, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 3:33, archived)
# Haha!
Nicely mashed!
Woo and Welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:36, archived)
# nice
drawing :)
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:40, archived)
# New from the twisted mind of Bob

(Bob Bobinson, feel's unloved, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:34, archived)
# Wait a..
did i already post that, hmm... i dunno
(Bob Bobinson, feel's unloved, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:38, archived)
# Yes, you already posted that one
(Fragger, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:43, archived)
# hmm
i find this extremely vulgar and not even slightly woosome.
(I helped save b3ta! hanrahan, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:54, archived)

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