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# .
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:08, archived)
# woo
who stole tony's sock puppet?
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:09, archived)
# ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha funny!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:11, archived)
# That's the
position he assumes on his knees in front of Dubya. Just before he opens his gob.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:12, archived)
# eeeew
but at the same time... hee hee
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:16, archived)
#
p
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:11, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha
ha
ha ha

ha ha ha
ha

(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:04, archived)
# yay
for propeller caps!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:06, archived)
# "Yea, the Dark Lord is Mighty, but Gandalf the BarryWhite is mightier still..."
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:02, archived)
# The wizard of lurve . .
Woo :¬)
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:03, archived)
# hahahaha
barry the white. that's top.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:05, archived)
# Why?
has he been brought back to life and rescued by a giant eagle?

/wy
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:05, archived)
# Fantastic
Two thumbs up!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:14, archived)
# wow!
truly good there mate!!!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:15, archived)
# Herbivores ?
Don't let 'em fool you !

(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:01, archived)
# Eww fuck.
Those are horrible.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:03, archived)
# eeeep
keep them away. woo to u.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:04, archived)
# is that really
what mad cow disease does to them??

woo though!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:06, archived)
# Odd...
Sooo That's What Mad Cow Disise Is...
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:07, archived)
[challenge entry] He's a bit of a loon.

The pea-green upholstery was the last straw.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:58, archived)
# WHACK WHACK WHACK
HARDER HARDER


ooh attack of caps lock, woo yay
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:59, archived)
# hit him again...
hit him again... harder... harder

/dutch american football chants

*edit* sorry, great pic!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:01, archived)
# That's Ace
Woo to you sir
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:04, archived)
# Woo to that.
*thud thud thud*
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:06, archived)
# that's great...
slightly disturbing... but great :)
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:08, archived)
# Thankee.
I try.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:12, archived)
# ow
that seriously gives me a headache
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:12, archived)
# shit! its loose!

and its after your steak!!!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:56, archived)
# me?
*runs*
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:57, archived)
# Don't worry, call Super DOMO
Yeah!!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:58, archived)
# tadadadaaaaaaaaaaa



*keeps running to be sure*
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:59, archived)
# all your steak belong to us
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:00, archived)
# i am
all everyones
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:02, archived)
# fuckbeans!
he is heading this way!

w/y
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:58, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:00, archived)
# more of today's fat-kid mashing:
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:03, archived)
# You know. The more I see of this,
the more I realize those stars look very similar to... And I don't know why it hasn't been done yet.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:04, archived)
# explain.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:05, archived)
# Oops. A little late.
Janet Jackson...
It's not something anyone wants to see AGAIN.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:57, archived)
# Bandwagon?


Did somebody mention a bandwagon?

Apologies for crapness, my first 'shop in months.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:47, archived)
#
I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:49, archived)
# I thought it was Edison
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:51, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:52, archived)
# Einstein invented Edison?
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:52, archived)
# edison and swan both discovered it at roughly the same time
then had a big old patents dispute
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:53, archived)
# In the end
they went into business together did they not?

Swan could make better filaments and Edison had better technique for removing air from the bulbs.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:56, archived)
# i thought it was alexander graham bell
or did he invent macaroni?

hangs head in shame
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:58, archived)
# he invented the telephone
john loagie baird sort of invented the tv but his system was a bit arse so marconi improved it
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:00, archived)
# Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone.
His Italian rival's firm was called Marconi.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:00, archived)
# It was a complete bastard though
because he had to wait for somebody else to invent it too before he could call anybody.

"Beat you to it... ner!"
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:03, archived)
# "Mr. Mystery Bob, come here, I want you!"
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:07, archived)
# i DESTROYED marconi whilst on
work experience, really
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:00, archived)
# nah,
he invented marconi

possibly
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:00, archived)
# i believe so, it was called ediswan illuminations or some such
swan first discovered about coiling the filament i think
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:59, archived)
# Mr Swans house is just a long the road from me.
Just a few hundred yards... coo.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:07, archived)
# didn't he invent inkjet printers?
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:54, archived)
# Must resist...
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:51, archived)
# hey
got me one o' them wandbagon pic's too...

(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:56, archived)
# Ooops....
he would....
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:57, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:57, archived)
# i would
all of them

at once

oh yeah
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:51, archived)
# 2nded
but not after you


ewww sloppy seconds and so forth
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:51, archived)
# spitroast
?
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:53, archived)
# *slap*
go have a cold shower, young man!
/anti-mysogynistic
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:52, archived)
# I would
All at once, sure. Or one right after the other after the other after the other. Though I suppose they wouldn't be any keener on "filthy fourths" than I would.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:54, archived)
# picnic...
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:43, archived)
# v good

(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:45, archived)
# thats
great, should be FP'd
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:45, archived)
# *slap*
you'll jinx it man!!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:46, archived)
# yeah but you are
assuming FP stands for front paged, it may mean fish pooped
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:48, archived)
# Don't jinx it!
Besides, Ms tech has plenty of FP's to her name
*not jealous of relative lack of FP's, no not at all :)*
*not surprised by own relative lack of FP's*
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:47, archived)
# i rather like this new obsession of yours
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:45, archived)
#

(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:47, archived)
# that
is
wrong
on
so
many
levels
!
!
!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:48, archived)
# Small target...
/unclean thoughts
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:48, archived)
# sheep will visible bumholes are cool
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:52, archived)
# that is a thoroughly delightful woo...
thank you :)
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:47, archived)
# Classic
Proper Job as always!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:46, archived)
# indeed
proper job!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:50, archived)
# hehheh
good one
woo
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:46, archived)
# Oof
lovely.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:46, archived)
# Spiffy
.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:48, archived)
# Yay!
:)
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:48, archived)
# I love you
and your wonderful work...

YAY!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:49, archived)
# Captain slog?
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:42, archived)
# that sir is genius
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:45, archived)
# You all deserve a spank


Apologies, by the time you see this i will have got my coat and awaiting the taxi.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:41, archived)
# See the light!
Moses knew God was trying to show him something.

That looks like one hot Bush. :)
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:40, archived)
# redex
moves in mysterious ways

edit: that's fookin' brill that!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:41, archived)
# wooooah.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:42, archived)
# woooooooooooooooooo!
fix-ed
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:44, archived)
# a bloody
good one though
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:43, archived)
# looks like your host don't allow hotlinking
you may wish to try msn groups look at the links in my profile for more info


welcome to b3ta!!

edit: in explanation

some websites don't like you to post images hosted on their servers to other websites as it costs them money in bandwidth charges

it looks like yours is set up to not allow this

if you administer the domain then there are a lot of different b3ta domains you need enabled in your .htaccess including:

www.b3ta.com
b3ta.com
jelly.b3ta.com
www2.b3ta.com
www.thewoo.com

edit2: yay works now!!!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:44, archived)
# its a hot dog
Yep, its my first time posting, so sorry for the hold up.
Here's another sign for you.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:00, archived)
# Excellent
That bush may be hot but it ain't too bright.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:51, archived)
# welcome
and burn baby, burn!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:51, archived)
# inevitable
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:34, archived)
# that hands
seen some rigorous use!

woo for hand drawn cocks!!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:35, archived)
# I'll give someone
a very nice woo if you can tell me where that came from... cuz I know... (hand drawn cocks, that is)
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:42, archived)
# It's art Jim
but not as we know it ..
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:35, archived)
# blimey... a william shatner bandwagon!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:36, archived)
# cock-mash!
nice swipe at the manics too
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:36, archived)
# Dear god...
...what have I done!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:46, archived)
# NEWS FLASH
Little Grey DA finally approves Bush and Blairs' request for a gay marriage.
Well I think its funny!


What you guys think? BZ
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:34, archived)
# Animate it!
Make them hold hands and giggle!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:36, archived)
# does anyone
remember the video of them being all affectionate and singing a song and mouthing the words to a love song which i cannot remember?
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:39, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:39, archived)
# oh
i thought it was gay bar
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:40, archived)
# may you have
one thousand virgins paving your way to heaven (or hull, whatever you, sir, would prefer)
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:42, archived)
# even better
morph them together to see what their love child would look like

kinda like in the RATM video for Testify, where they morph george and al gore together, and have clips of them pretty much agreeing on all their policies
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:39, archived)
# guess who?

(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:31, archived)
# Robofop
.

...and I didn't even look at the filename...
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:34, archived)
# robofop.jpg
indeed
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:34, archived)
# oops
i cheated

woo though!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:34, archived)
#


woo!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:35, archived)
# he does look fucking apeshit too!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:38, archived)
# woo
...to you too
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:41, archived)
# that is
bloody fantastic
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:37, archived)
# achoo!!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:31, archived)
# Hehehe
"Inner Space 2 starring Dennis Quaid! This, and every national holiday on BBC1!"
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:37, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:27, archived)
# fetch!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:30, archived)
# Stay
Stay!
Woo.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:31, archived)
# HEEL BOY!!!
I SAID HEEL!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:31, archived)
# Why didn't I
think of that?
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:32, archived)
# i can delete the thread and you can edit it if you like! :-p
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:34, archived)
# heel it
HEEL IT HARD!!!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:32, archived)
# Captain's Log

/A-Level maths
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:23, archived)
# Love his mincing pencil grip
;o\
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:24, archived)
# Campest
pencil grip in the starfleet
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:26, archived)
# aarrg no!!
i quit maths after GCSE because i hated it more than satan. In my first semester at uni i had a maths module, covering all the bits i missed by not doing A-level maths.... i was not best pleased.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:25, archived)
# maths is great
on the grounds that it's not supposed to make sense, it just is
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:26, archived)
# you like maths!?!?!?!?
*gawps*
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:27, archived)
# Maths is good,
but not as good as physics!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:27, archived)
# physics is just maths for people
who like calculus too much

freaks
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:29, archived)
# Its true.
I hate electronics though. Smelly transistors.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:30, archived)
# see i love electronics
*charges up big big capacitor and throws it at automatic mince*
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:31, archived)
# Well
I like Maths, Physics AND electronics. And I'm not a freak.

I think.

Um.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:35, archived)
# oh you are
and you know it
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:36, archived)
# at a-level anything to do with electricity to me was magic
i wrote it on one of my exams, something about capacitance i just wrote "magic"
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:31, archived)
# alas
a mathmaticical genius
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:37, archived)
# Mmmm calculus
It makes me wet. Especially calculus on vector fields. Mmmm. And multivariate differential equations. Mmmm.

WHY THE FUCK DID I CHOOSE A PHYSICS DEGREE???

And breathe.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:32, archived)
# i'm working on your piccy now
should be done by the end of the night
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:33, archived)
# Dude thanks for the one you did for me
it rules! Many woos to you sir!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:39, archived)
# Awesome
cheers dude!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:48, archived)
# i like hitting things with hammers.
and guns and roses.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:34, archived)
# I gOt an E on my A-Level MaTHs and PhySics.
it's inappopriate capital letter minute!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:28, archived)
# eeuurgh!
Maths!
Now having top do stats in order to do a psychology degree. Apparently numbers can tell you how much you grandparents like you...
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:30, archived)
# oh i agree about stats
stats is shite

only one level above physics
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:33, archived)
# ibegyourpardon?
maths for a psychology degree? shit! i just cant sem to get away from it.

(read my reply below)
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:34, archived)
# This is York
Apparently we do scientific psychology.
I don't have a problem with the stats per se, it's just I'm currently wrestling with some particularly unpleasant numbers in a very badly written paper [Euler et al, 2001, if anyone's interested]
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:42, archived)
# oh my god!
so did i, it must be a conspiracy against maths haters! i have since quit my biochemistry degree course cos it was harder than a hard thing and i am a lazy shit. after my world tour this year (thailand, australia, san francisco) i shall be returning to the same uni to do psycho social studies, which being an arts degree, should at least have less timetabled stuff. (biochem was 14 hours lectures plus 8 hours practical per week)
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:30, archived)
# TJ:
Did anyone else just see Tony Blair holding a sign saying 'Golf Sale' on ITV?

Woo Pic btw!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:25, archived)
#
Yes I did.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:26, archived)
# Yes.
Although I think the programme itself was a little disappointing.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:30, archived)
# Agreed
It didn't make me laugh as much as dead ringers.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:31, archived)
# :---) haha
Anyone watching impressionable now? There was a bit with Tony Blair holding a 'golf sale' sign
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:27, archived)
# is it
a b3tan graphic?
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:27, archived)
# no
just John Culshaw as the pm holding a gs sign
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:29, archived)
# teehee
you made mind urine
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:28, archived)
# get
the head nappies
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:30, archived)
# There's no way Kirk
could grasp something like that - it has absolutely nothing to do with either a. fighting or b. making sweet, sweet love to green alien women.

WOO to the pic though.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:27, archived)
# Captain Slog ?
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:27, archived)
# I had to.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:28, archived)
# I don't blame you.



As long as you don't make one of him having a crap
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:33, archived)
# Erm . .


Evening all
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:21, archived)
# he looks
frightfully scornful!

woo!

edit: evening
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:23, archived)
# Yes.
It is isn't it. Evening from me 'n all.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:24, archived)
# Hmmm.
Apologies if this was a bandwagon I missed, but something a couple of pages back made me laugh.

(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:20, archived)
# heheheh
whenever i think of MC Hammer i always picture those obsurd trousers he has with the crotch at his knees
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:21, archived)
# Amazizizizin!
Woo!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:21, archived)
# YEAH!
Best. one. ever.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:22, archived)
# Wonderful!
THat is one of my fave memes...

have a lil hammer...

(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:32, archived)
# Cosmetic Calamari
Pretty Tentacles
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:20, archived)
# heheh
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:21, archived)
# Very good
but it looks more like pulpo than calamari
/pedant
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:22, archived)
# I am seeing
CTHUHLU everywhere today!!!!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:41, archived)

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