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#

And on that note -thank you, and goodnight.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:59, archived)
# goodnight to you
and your throbbing head.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:03, archived)
# Has anyone noticed that moustaches
have fallen out of favour with men in the public eye?

Can anyone name anyone in the public eye who now sports a moustache?
Des Lynham and Greek women excluded.



(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:55, archived)
# I think it may be something to do with oldskool despot dictators & 'bad people'
Hitler
Stalin
Saddam
Bin Laden
Shipman

Today's discerning modern dictator/unsavoury charcter like to be clean shaven:
Bush
Blair
Berlusconi

EDIT Sorry, is that Tom Jones with a moustache? WooYay!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:58, archived)
# i know
i can't see how the Hitler moustache has fallen of foul favour.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:01, archived)
# been out of fashion since some time round 1945
can't think why... Must be due to make a comeback soon
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:03, archived)
# have you ever
done it in the middle of shaving?
the Hitler moustache, not that!!!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:05, archived)
# All the chavs in Blazing Squad
and David Seaman.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:59, archived)
# TJ
is it CSS that's used to modify one's profile?

(woo to Mr. Sex Bomb and his tache!)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:01, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:03, archived)
# phantastic!
cheers

and g'nite

edit: happy b3ta day by the way!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:04, archived)
# Thanks!
:D
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:06, archived)
# that bloke...
who is on that program... you know the one

anyways, bed i think, night night everyone
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:00, archived)
# Haha - so true
Fire stations and police stations seem to be the last acceptable places for moustache-wearing
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:04, archived)
# It's not even like moustaches are the signature of
a gay man either.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:14, archived)
# Suzie had fallen
on some very hard times...
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:53, archived)
# and then man got AIDs
woo
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:54, archived)
# mmmm
does she give foot jobs then?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:54, archived)
# man got AIDs, woo?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:56, archived)
# Man? Got AIDs. Woo!!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:00, archived)
# What?
Those slimming sweets?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:59, archived)
# God, those haven't been around for AGES
how old are you?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:04, archived)
# #susanne.... your all that i wanted in a girl... your all that i need in the world....
/weezer
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:56, archived)
# goodness me!
thank god no-one else knows what I'm laughing at!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:59, archived)
# i just hope you're not
the lady in the photo i shopped the 'work for food' bit from
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:02, archived)
# i would
phfwoooooooor!!!!!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:00, archived)
# well..
.. haveing seen an advert earlier i was inspired to do this..... well i thort it was funny....Munty Cints..lol



edit...cheers lemony.. hope this works better now
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:51, archived)
# errrrrrrrrrr
redex
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:52, archived)
# i have seen a lot of those
redexes seem to be in style
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:52, archived)
# yeah like on my profile
my host is spazzing out about something. I can't believe that my bandwidth has gone.

*pulls hair out*
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:54, archived)
# i can see it
but i don't get it....
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:53, archived)
# i'm afraid geocities don't give you enough bandwidth for b3ta usage
you may liketo try msn groups or www.ukdragon.com/b3ta more on that in the faq


welcome to b3ta
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:53, archived)
# it's hardly welcome to b3ta
this is an uber lurker
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:58, archived)
# ohhhh never noticed that
but still they're welcom
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:59, archived)
# evil pete!!!
i saw that post you deleted earlier. thought it was woo. keep trying.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:58, archived)
# 3-legged girl, how do you... work?



(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:36, archived)
# in the isle of man
probably
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:37, archived)
# but more importantly
how does she love?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:37, archived)
# Dunno...
but it would be fun finding out...
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:51, archived)
# i
would
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:53, archived)
# You and two mates...
probably
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:57, archived)
# ooooh that reminds me on that thing some biochemists did making myosin filaments or something walk
it was ace
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:38, archived)
# Ah
nnngoi
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:43, archived)
# hmmm this is one wiggling
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:46, archived)
# Mona Lisa
Blurred

and doing Chubby Checker's twist
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:47, archived)
# round and round and up and down
she goes then
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:49, archived)
# Oh that'd be her alright
a bit like an aeroplane

with one wing

and a buckled elevator
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:50, archived)
# this would appear to be it
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:51, archived)
# scientists,
pah!

don't they have anything better to do?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:52, archived)
# i think of all the science stuff they could be doing
making tiny things walk is rather good
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:55, archived)
# well it's not
very productive, they could be making cures for things, or inventing stuff
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:57, archived)
# pah
that's all overrated
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:59, archived)
# ...she could be sitting on someone...
...if you know what i mean
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:52, archived)
# Mona!
You filthy harridan!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:57, archived)
# it had to be done!
woo
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:38, archived)
# terrible!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:45, archived)
# ahem
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:47, archived)
# heavens to betsy
pull yourself together man.

Straighten your tie and stiffen your resolve.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:49, archived)
# hahah
that makes me laugh every time i see it
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:49, archived)
# hahaha
just sent to all my "friends"
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:51, archived)
# I got sent a potatoshop how to create your own 3d images thingy
from NASA, I think it's prolly glasscock but you can have it if you want.

You need stereo glasses to view the output though
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:51, archived)
# hmmmm... not really that b3ta applicable
well not will i get my special eyes fitted
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:52, archived)
# well?
I am waiting........
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:52, archived)
# i'm not!
i was referring to the joke my dog has no nose, how does it smell.
but it's more, this girl has three legs, how does she walk, etc.
silly.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:52, archived)
# she just takes everything
three steps at a time
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:54, archived)
# hmmm
i'll let you off this time... but the kitten stays as a reminder :P
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:54, archived)
# I think it would be wise......
... if you killed him, then yourself.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:09, archived)
# hehehe
that's marvellous!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:49, archived)
# I don't know why

I really don't.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:28, archived)
# was that
Rory McGrath at one point?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:29, archived)
# Once
in a lifetime far, far away,
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:32, archived)
# into the blue again
after the money's gone.
woo to your goop!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:36, archived)
# .
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:24, archived)
# told you not to take
the blue pill
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:25, archived)
# but it tasts sooo nice
and it make me feel so wooo!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:30, archived)
# .
One of those nights, is it?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:26, archived)
# bloody hell!!!!
get hairy again, that's quite terrifying!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:27, archived)
# stab him
in the eye!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:27, archived)
# now
that has got to hurt.

Mystery Bob, do you please have a link to your War of the Worlds thingy?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:27, archived)
# sure
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:28, archived)
# woo and yay sir
woo and yay.
I was looking through my messages the other day and I found one about that and I knew that I loved the song.

A real foot tapper.

1 million out of a hundred :)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:36, archived)
# is he giving me the eye?
i hate the eye...


woo,yay,hooplAH!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:28, archived)
# aaah! what the fuck is that?
and aaah! what is happening to it's eye?

hur hur
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:28, archived)
# its
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:29, archived)
# Hmm
Not entirely sure why, but that's a hint of Bill Bailey with a suggestion of Eddie Izzard in that face...

edit: woo to it too (how rude of me....)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:28, archived)
# Evil eyes are all the rage
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:29, archived)
# are they?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:32, archived)
# yay for
orking!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:35, archived)
# Oh yes


So my *ahem* girlfriend says
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:37, archived)
# woah
he's got a tweeter in his eye. yikes. (and woo)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:30, archived)
# *eep*
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:39, archived)
# that's some mighty wind you have there.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:40, archived)
# fuggit i'm off to bedfordshire
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:19, archived)
# is the robot
from the film with bruce dern?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:22, archived)
# nope
from star wars, the bit inside the sandcrawler with all the other robots
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:25, archived)
# thanks
I realised that after posting, still can't remember the bruce dern movie. I blame the vaccinations I got this morning.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:26, archived)
# Silent Running
Not a bad film, had a few boring bits though
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:29, archived)
# Such as
the music
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:31, archived)
# The explosions
weren't very inspiring. A good movie should have impressive explosions.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:32, archived)
# thanks
just could not remember and yes the explosions were crap, kind of on the same cheesy level as any in battlestar galactica
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:39, archived)
# Silent
Running?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:31, archived)
# hahaha
hey, it's got a bad motivator. what are you trying to push on us?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:23, archived)
# this isn't
the droid we're looking for
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:24, archived)
# well then...
I say we go about our business then, yeh?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:25, archived)
# that is not an
R2 unit!

actually come to think of it, in the film its actually an R5 that has the bad motivator, so its all bullshit

oh dear god, i have just witnessed the point my own life became pointless! huzzahs are in order
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:25, archived)
# oh dear I appear to have wasted my life
as comic book guy says
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:27, archived)
# no you were right first time
the red droid was an r2.. erm droid.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:27, archived)
# oh dear god
im really sorry to do this, and i feel like the sadist bastard on the planet, buts its not an R2 its an R5... Luke was wrong.

Please please please just end the misery now, can someone program my monitor to send out a deadly bolt of electricity?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:30, archived)
[challenge entry] i just realized this counts for compo
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:17, archived)
# Woo Yay Nightcrawler Squirrel!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:20, archived)
# squirrel
BAMF!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:27, archived)
# I think this fellow just ate my dog. bastard.

There are lots of scary mouths on the board tonight, strange.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:16, archived)
# confound it all
i love it tho
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:19, archived)
# woo yay
your dog's called bastard?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:20, archived)
# Life's not worth living
when the mouths aren't scary.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:20, archived)
# damn he deleted it
and I had a reply

(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:15, archived)
# 24 Print
YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE!!!oneoneeleven!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:16, archived)
# goto 24
end sub
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:17, archived)
# hehe
i love print statements!!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:16, archived)
# I realised
that it would double the load on the board every time somebody pressed F5. Working on a version that doesn't.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:23, archived)
# finally working; no thanx to j00 |=|_|(k3r5
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:14, archived)
# Kungfu
Tastic!!!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:15, archived)
# +h@nk5 d00d
...
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:16, archived)
# jet chow jackie...
... tastic!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:17, archived)
# Well that made
no sense. Yay!
Nice ham-fisted guitar-playing actin going on there
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:17, archived)
# A really crap and seamless attempt at making that foppish wanker from friends into popeye

What the fug is wrong with me need more spin.... err hummous
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:11, archived)
# but the pipe doesnt go into his mouth
?

ahh forget it, im too drunk to care
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:13, archived)
# It's
probably on the wrong layer.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:14, archived)
# ker, ker, ker

neither is popeyes
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:16, archived)
# be careful with that pic
it could spawn a bandwagon.....
/drunkenLecture
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:18, archived)
# cartoon Vs reality
drunkness Vs giving a flying fuck

sorry, how about i just woo yay the pic and we both move on?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:18, archived)
# already hav........

(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:22, archived)
# egg
cellent
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:23, archived)
# spinac?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:18, archived)
# its good for you
dont you know
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:26, archived)
# i maked a frog
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:07, archived)
# You didn't oughta
just maked it like that. Yeargh!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:09, archived)
# that sir
Is clearly a lesser-spotted iguana tree beast. It is no common frog!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:11, archived)
# you maked a
woo and a yay, certainly
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:13, archived)
# Woo!
I'm going to make friends with it...
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:14, archived)
# The
eyes make it cute! Aww!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:14, archived)
# that's
no
frog.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:31, archived)
# paint mash goodness

except, not in paint.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:06, archived)
# maaaaaaash
very nice.

Night all
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:06, archived)
# that's fantastic N
woo!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:08, archived)
# is
the N b accident, or cause you knows my real name?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:12, archived)
# just read
your profile. apologies if i got too personal.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:14, archived)
# Your name is N?
Reminds me of Harry S Truman...
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:15, archived)
# no
it's naomi.

otherblok: don't mind who knows my name, so long as they're not stalking me.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:21, archived)
# .....
...............

........shit.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:37, archived)
# What's...
...the person on the hill got in their hand???...woo by the way
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:22, archived)
# 'Make a wish...'

More here
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:04, archived)
# awww
I'm so chuffed he didn't jump and lived to see this.

www.b3ta.com/board/2829007
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:05, archived)
# I'm half-tempted
To actually put this set of paintmashed images to an actual story.

Needs a moral though.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:12, archived)
# If you
don't jump off ice-bergs you live to see a comet!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:13, archived)
# Heh!
(actually what I was aiming for there was he was waiting for his dad to come back with fish but it was hours and hours.

Then of course it starts to snow, and the penglet thinks the worse. So waits for him by the outcrop of rock that his dad left from.

Of course, dad was in fact delayed. And everything, is indeed alright again.)

You know, I'm so overwhelmed with cuteness that I have become quite teary as a result of coming up with that story. Damn you MSPaint for turning me into mush!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:17, archived)
# is it a comet?
or something else?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:06, archived)
# Comet
It's an exercise in MSPaint - I've only had to bring out the GIMP once, and that was for the sunset. That felt like cheating - so this particular one was to atone for my sins.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:07, archived)
# yay
you keep out-cuting yourself.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Beware of the dog!


(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:59, archived)
# pearoast
surely
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:00, archived)
# i should say!
cute over-bite. woo.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:00, archived)
# yoink!
im not going to sleep now.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:00, archived)
# doggie want a biscui ...
aaaahhhgggrrr!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:00, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:02, archived)
# nope
but it'll take your hand off
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:02, archived)
# ...
...

this was GREAT... yesterday.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:02, archived)
# well if there's pea-roasting going on...
...never let it be said that I missed the bus:


(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:07, archived)
# I'm reposting this then.

(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:09, archived)
# that made me laugh out loud!
and I'm jaded, so that's saying something!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:14, archived)
# SPITROAST
!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:10, archived)
# Bring out yer dead!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:50, archived)
# About the
time they got married I heard his dad had a stroke.

Dirty bugger

wooyay to the pic.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:51, archived)
# TJ again
anyone heard how BadHorsey got on with his nice cup of tea offer?
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:56, archived)
# According to this weeks newsletter
he got fuck-all in the way of bids.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:01, archived)
# there
were 17 bids at one point, think there was a flurry at the start. Will no doubt be an update this week.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:03, archived)
# HE said
he was off to america.

Some tea pawn shop or something
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:22, archived)
# Arf!
BTW.. She's stunning


Evenin' all !
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:51, archived)
# I find she's gone a bit
"Hollywood" recently for my liking.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:52, archived)
# inna welsh
stylee
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:56, archived)
# ivor the engine
meets penelope pitstop
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:58, archived)
# "Hayalp! Hayalp!"
"Get off of the train tracks then, isn't it?"
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:00, archived)
# hahahhhahah
hahahahahhahahaha

'and there was my bike, gone!'
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:01, archived)
# yes but the welsh accent every morning
not for me

p.s. yes I have met lots of lovely welsh people
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:53, archived)
# i think
i could put up with it
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:02, archived)
# it'd be like
shagging a bag of nails, euch!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:09, archived)
# ??!?!
explain?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:21, archived)
# nyak nyak nyak
aww cruel... but spectaculeur monsieur.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:53, archived)
# geeky tj:
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:53, archived)
# indeed...


btw, i recently downloaded that stupid multy picture dealy on msn and now i can't uplaod (i know) the .fla i want :(

Any way I can get rid of it?
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:59, archived)
# Use the codez
I hear tehy're rather effective
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:02, archived)
# seriously
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:04, archived)
# god knows
i never touched the thing
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:05, archived)
# bling out
yer dad?

(woo)
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:58, archived)
# groooooooannnnnnnn
/edit

could have had...

out bling your dead

/edit
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:59, archived)
# they just want equality

I still don't trust them though
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:59, archived)
# i mis-read that
as "bring out your dad". Then laughed.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:00, archived)

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