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# Columbo Selecta



"Ere...my wife thinks you're proper bo"
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:13, archived)
# woo
and a little bit of yay
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:15, archived)
# aahhahahahahahahahaahahahaahah
i dont agree with that in the work place
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:15, archived)
# ahh
eric kitchmo ?

coventry conference?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:19, archived)
# ahahah
tj: using css, how do I get two divs to go on the same line instead of one below the other?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:16, archived)
# i think you you just put them next to each other.
But i'm not sure :S
edit: i tried it in my profile, and i see what you mean, you could try positioning possibly.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:19, archived)
# tell them to stop fucking about.
and walk behind one another like normal people.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:19, archived)
# HAHAHA
that's proper bo
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:17, archived)
# woo yay
craiiig daaaavid
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:18, archived)
# meh the thread went, already done?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:21, archived)
#
*squeek*
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:23, archived)
#
*meow*
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:23, archived)
#
*meow*
*moo*
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:34, archived)
#
*I vant to suck your blood, bleh!*
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:52, archived)
# .
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:30, archived)
# well........


I love hitler
best of all the dictators
i love hitler
he's my friend!!!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:09, archived)
# In that case
die.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:10, archived)
# I laughed so much
my jackboots flew off into the monitor!
You earn T&S love:
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:15, archived)
# phwoah
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:26, archived)
# ...n't
you're supposed to put a n't at the end
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:27, archived)
# and how long did it take for you to find
a witty way to tell me you got the pun?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:28, archived)
# ......
........eh?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:30, archived)
# source pic?
:)

(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:51, archived)
# It's
from the cover of their book Ready 2 Dress (pre-what not to wear and the inspiration for it's title sequence)
Susannah is holding melons and Trinny fried eggs. You wouldn't believe the searching I had to do to find matching breasts.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:05, archived)
# and look what happened
to him...


(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:15, archived)
# Heheheheh.
It's a whole history lesson in 12.22 seconds*


*I timed it. I'm sad.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:17, archived)
# not really i like to know the time of things too
ive got sex* down to 57.46 seconds




*masturbation
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:26, archived)
# pfff
rookie
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:32, archived)
# hahaha WWII summed up in 10 seconds.


Woo to extreme condensation.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:19, archived)
[challenge entry] how do i post this as a compo entry, yes i know its bad. good idea tho :P
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:07, archived)
# There's a drop-down when you post.
Click edit and you'll find it...
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:07, archived)
# :D
many thanks
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:08, archived)
# Bingo
There you go

:o)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:09, archived)
# BIT ABOVE THE BUTTON THAT SAYS POST THIS MESSAGE
CLICK THE DROP DOWN MENU AND CLICK THE CORRECT COMPO

sorry caps
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:08, archived)
# s'very good
TJ:
anyone seen the singhsons?
www.badmash.org/singhson.php
the Indian Simpsons
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:11, archived)
# *lawsuit ensues*
taking ages to load, is it long?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:13, archived)
# it's about
the size of the simpsons opening titles.

Just made me laugh
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:15, archived)
# just watched it
bloody good!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:16, archived)
# bout as long as the simpsons
opening titles
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:15, archived)
# simukaerf
it says backwards...


and it's taking me far too long....
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:16, archived)
# haha
thats great
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:14, archived)
# that
is good
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:42, archived)
# question
Why are there no pop-up windows in the matrix
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:20, archived)
# Have a disco robot
just because


also, click Here for some kool and the gang sponsored Gordon activity
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:02, archived)
# Yay!
I love robots!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:04, archived)
# best of all the circuit boards!
woo to the pic as well
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:10, archived)
# do do do do dododoo do dooo
woo to disco robot
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:04, archived)
# yay
for disco robots!


*wiggles*
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:08, archived)
# what can i get you?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:34, archived)
# Well, that's disconcerting
My brain aches now
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:44, archived)
# brain aches..
not unusual in a pub/bar situation
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:47, archived)
[challenge entry] spam!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:02, archived)
# I like
how you've sized it to fit the front page.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:04, archived)
# DID SOMEONE SAY
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:00, archived)
# no
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:00, archived)
# Did someone say
COCK OFF YOU TWUNT
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:00, archived)
# If they did
I didn't hear them, however it does seem to be a good time for it.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:01, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:01, archived)
# I probably have done
at some point in my life, yes
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:02, archived)
# No not really

cock off you bastard
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:02, archived)
# that's so simple
yet so expressive

yay for video gifs
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:06, archived)
# what an utter cunt
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:09, archived)
# !
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:13, archived)
# I actually...
Had trouble believing that report and assumed it was faked. Tragicaly not. Even as an editorial that seemed like journalism on par with the daily mail.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:15, archived)
# Or I'll stick a pick axe through your spinal colum
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:10, archived)
# I'm saving that
I fucking love both vyvyan & no hands
wet dream come true
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:12, archived)
# ha ha wicked
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:23, archived)
# A picture, BUT NOT FOR YOU, TWUNT


its a pearoast, but meh
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:07, archived)
# I love that game
But don't have a large fat cat to play it with
I'll just wait until I can play sleeping pissed student buckaroo instead
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:15, archived)
# heh
it works with students, drunken relations, but not dead people!!!!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:24, archived)
# No dead people eh?
*starts unpiling furniture...
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:40, archived)
# TJ
as it started as a wasted post...
ill use it to post my 1st pic that doesnt go Woo.
sorry if its been done b4.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:27, archived)
# i got bored and i emposhified a weasel
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:58, archived)
# wahey!
isketch anyone? b3tans room.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:59, archived)
# Sir Weasel of Stoatingly Hall?
W/Y/H
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:00, archived)
# Have I done something to offend him?
woo!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:00, archived)
# yes
you kissed his sister
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:02, archived)
# I have his mate
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:00, archived)
# yay for emposhification
and other made-up but humorous verbs
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:01, archived)
# I thinks i fucked up

but i've never realised how big my nostrils are
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:56, archived)
# very shakey camera work
what were you doing at the time?
I probably don't want to know.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:05, archived)
# No
You most definatley don't
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:07, archived)
# dale?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:36, archived)
# sailing like hotcakes
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:53, archived)
#
bad-um

made me giggle, though.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:54, archived)
# Bizarre
T.J. anyone from Liverpool on?

besides Vork
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:55, archived)
# no
manc do?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:57, archived)
# possibly
do you travel much to Liverpool?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:58, archived)
# occasionally
depends on how often i want to replace my wheels
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:59, archived)
# haha
!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:00, archived)
# I'm in (but not from)
Liverpool
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:58, archived)
# can I email you?
address?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:00, archived)
# I'm on 4rthur
that's the easiest option
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:01, archived)
# sent
thanks
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:07, archived)
# Can you check on
m3rlin
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:58, archived)
# ?
4rthur?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:59, archived)
# 'pun'cakes anyone?
woo
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:58, archived)
# Hooray for sillyness!
'ave a llama in a hole.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:59, archived)
# Timmy finally got his comeuppance for hitting those children with that mallet.....
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:51, archived)
# Oh yes!
Death by mini firiong squad a-go-go!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:55, archived)
# Why is he getting shot
in some curch built by Ikea?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:59, archived)
# Sorry :( .......
....i thought all tv studios were wooden :D
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:05, archived)
# Sorry
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:43, archived)
# HELL! NOW!
woo yay!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:44, archived)
# woo you bastard
and what will i get for free with the batman-actionfigure?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:46, archived)
# A voodoo-doll effigy
of Akiva Goldsman.
He wrote Batman Forever and Batman & Robin.
And Lost In Space.
I hate him.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:48, archived)
# sounds like a direct hit.


runs of to get a batman actionfigure and voodoodoll right now
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:51, archived)
# Ouch!
Woo-yes
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:46, archived)
# you.
hell. now.

did make me laugh though
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:46, archived)
# Yep
straight to hell.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:47, archived)
# Yay!
. . . you're still going to Hull
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:47, archived)
# hoorah
made me giggle
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:48, archived)
# Quickie-Mash
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:41, archived)
# probably for the best really
woo
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:42, archived)
# I likeee
woo
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:43, archived)
# eep
woo thoigh!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:44, archived)
# Yay!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:44, archived)
# Yak eggs!
they must make ace omlettes!

Nice movie - I would love to see the finished product
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:10, archived)
# Hi
Cockalorum!!!!! That am woo!!!!!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:53, archived)
# i like it
have a
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:53, archived)
# Bin Dun?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:35, archived)
# Are you trying to be funny?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:36, archived)
# be
fluffy
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:37, archived)
# I'm trying
I've been having counselling now for several months from Miss DizzyBubbles Fluff-Lol and you know, from time to time the hard edges disappear, if only for a second or two..........you cunt
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:39, archived)
# woo
clever
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:36, archived)
# the punnage hurts
woo
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:37, archived)
# 5, 4, 3, 2,1 DRAW!


It's a bandit penguin and it's been in my head all day - no idea why. Hurts less now it's out though!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:31, archived)
# as do many things
(kyak fnarr poot woo)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:34, archived)
# it iz
ze "Bandito Penguino"
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:35, archived)
# i've not dared feed him yet...
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:29, archived)
# He'll have your finger off!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:30, archived)
# woo! theat great!
dont keep him hungry for long, he might go for a juicy finger!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:31, archived)
# AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH
KILL IT NOW
woo
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:31, archived)
# aargh
where's your head at!?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:34, archived)
# Forgot about this one


(anyone know who made the original stereogram?)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:27, archived)
# if you were to ask me,
I'd say yakmonkey started this whole... thing.

but I could be wrong.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:31, archived)
# I meant the original stereogram of The Fear
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:34, archived)
# ohhh...
/relurks
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:41, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:26, archived)
# I love that!
Woo!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:28, archived)
# yay for octopi

yours is betterer though
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:30, archived)
# I like yours
mine isnt an octopi though, just a floaty head thing
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:31, archived)
# Excuse me if i am wrong
But is not the singular form of octopi octopus?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:34, archived)
# probably
i just copied him
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:35, archived)
# mine seems to be a hectopus though
at least you got eight tentacles
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:36, archived)
# wow
thats seriously a coincidence. I really did not mean to draw an octopus. I prefer squid.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:40, archived)
# A friend (a chef)
was once wondering whether calamari were made from octopus or octopi.

I told her they were made from squid.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:37, archived)
# No
it is not not octopus.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:39, archived)
# the plural of octopus
is octopodes

so my mate sez
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:01, archived)
# ...
you have a thing for Octopi...

I LOVE IT!!!!


CTHUHLU!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:50, archived)
# I love you all!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:26, archived)
# WHAT DID YOU TO WITH BAAA?
we want baaa back!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:27, archived)
# Please don't tempt fate . .
:¬)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:29, archived)
# COCK OFF
have a bunny everyone

(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:28, archived)
# Yay bunny!
Have a cooking fox
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:30, archived)
# it's that morose bunny being anally diddled
by a happy cloud again!

yay!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:33, archived)
# well a morse bunny to take everyones mind off the spammer
:)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:35, archived)
# there seems to be a lot of spammers recently


anyway of barring there I.P. address from signing up?

(i just normally use the ignore button, but thats meant to be for people that are stalking me)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:37, archived)
# that used to be
my favorite cartoon when I was a kid!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:36, archived)
# Your thread will be treated with the respect it deserves.
i.e. TJ'ed with a repost.

(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:29, archived)
# Ouch!
You censored him?

(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:50, archived)
# He/they
are constantly spamming their site on the board in an attempt to start some kind of argument with b3tans.

I think flowers are a fine way to fight this kind of evil :)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:53, archived)
# nnnnng
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:25, archived)
# fuck off dog
no-one likes you
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:39, archived)
# yeah
fuck off you damn dirty dog



i like it alot btw, very woo
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:50, archived)

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