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dunno

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pie, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:41, archived)

aaww

kinda sweet

(Crazy_Cosmic_Watermelon, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:42, archived)

it'd be sweeter

if it didn't look like it was scratching its arse on that rock. it's cute, but it can stay off my furniture, thanks.

(raggedy anarchist, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:42, archived)

Tapurocerous

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:43, archived)

rhino-kat ;)

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pie, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:44, archived)

heh

best. username. ever.

morning

(1, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:44, archived)

Which one?

?????

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:48, archived)

pie.

piepiepiepiepie.

PIE

(1, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:49, archived)

Anyone know a really good hangover cure other than a large dose of b3ta?

(McChaff, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:45, archived)

a big, greasy fry-up

(

pie, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:47, archived)

I don't think I could keep it down

at the moment.

(McChaff, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:48, archived)

Have a pint..

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:47, archived)

Haven't been drinking meths

so it won't do much apparently.

(McChaff, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:49, archived)

drinking meths?

???

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:51, archived)

Apparently...

drinking more alchol in the morning is only good if you've been drinking cheap wine.

(McChaff, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:54, archived)

Hmmm...

I've always found that if you are still drunk in the morning you haven't had your hangover...YET!!!

Seriously, drink lots and lots of water. You are dehydrated.

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:57, archived)

So much water it comes out of your ears.

And OJ.

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dogsbollocks, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:48, archived)

Like the sound of OJ

(McChaff, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:49, archived)

Apparently the citric acid breaks down the alcohol in your stomach.

Either that or it makes you so ill you puke the alcohol up.

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dogsbollocks, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:51, archived)

I don't think there's any more

to puke up. It belongs to the drains now.

(McChaff, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:51, archived)

listening to techno music

;)

(1, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:50, archived)

Ice cold Irn Bru

drunk straight from a glass bottle.

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:50, archived)

Will a can of capitalism do it?

Wasn't Coca Cola sold as a hangover cure originally?

(McChaff, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:53, archived)

It might do

but I'll bet a blowjob would work much better.

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:58, archived)

Back when it contained Cocaine

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 10:06, archived)

fried lard

with paracetamol sprinkled on top

(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:55, archived)

(Crazy_Cosmic_Watermelon, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:40, archived)

vicious buggers

ain't they?

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pie, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:41, archived)

No Shit!

OUCH!

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:41, archived)

sorry but had to be done ;)

(uttertosser, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:33, archived)

why isnt he in jail?

WHERE IS THE JUSTICE???

(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:34, archived)

justice?

hes bringing out MS Justice 2004 in the last quarter of this year, at the moment though its still in beta

(uttertosser, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:38, archived)

Linus is Justice! Long live Linus!

SCO is a front company for the strong arm of Microsquish.

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:40, archived)

Trouble is it's full of glitches.

The "go to jail" program still auto-redirects to the local bank.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:40, archived)

gates must have stolen the code

and h4ck3d it

(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:43, archived)

the uplaod codez?

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dogsbollocks, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:48, archived)

Mmmm MS Justice 2004

that's the Law Suit simulator where whatever the outcome MS win. The Ultimate goal is where MS own the full rights to all software, computer hardware, and the Internet. I've play the 2000 version but kept getting sued for Antitrust.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:43, archived)

i hate thatcher

but I hate Ol' Tone even more. Evil bastard.

Spleen vented

(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:32, archived)

You hate Blair more than Thatcher?

In that case, you are under 25 years old, and I claim my 5 pounds

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matsimpsk, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:34, archived)

Thatcher stole my milk

so I have good reasons to hate her, but at least she admitted she was a Tory

(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:35, archived)

No,

she just said she was a Tory to cover up the fact that she was in fact a ultra-nationalist fascist. The evil old witch.

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matsimpsk, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:37, archived)

yeah... true

but Tony fucked the Labour party in the ass. SCUM

(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:40, archived)

Very good observation which I was about to make myself

If he had lived through the Thatcher period as anything but a naive schoolchild then he would realise the full hatred most people had/have for that old witch. Although I agree that Tony Blair is a wanker.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:38, archived)

Although we cnnot forget the past

we have to live in the present, and thatcher is old and senile
YAY!
call me young if u want but ill just take it as an undue compliment

(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:41, archived)

maggie ... grrrr

you hate maggie .. fair enuff.
But labour have just taken over manchester so i cant go and buy books without bumping into armmed police.
The funny thing is they have arranged it the same weekend as a very large irish festival.

(uttertosser, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:37, archived)

lucky

manchester!

(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:42, archived)

Manchester

*grins* took me two hours to get home thanks to the labour homeboys, the protests etc. That and the Guinness in the beer tent ;) *hic*

(uttertosser, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:47, archived)

Whereas

Manchester was a place of peace and harmony during the 80s and early 90s?

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matsimpsk, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:48, archived)

manchester

and now it is just a place of converted warehouses for american style appartment living.
This includes the hac ... surely a crime

(uttertosser, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:50, archived)

(tinkers rucksack, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:27, archived)

and

dont forget to get the cat food.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:29, archived)

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:11, archived)

.bob? Are you drunk?

Ah, working now. Aces.

I liked the sequels, "Goalie When" and "Rush Goalie"

edit: And it really is a .bob. What kind of trickery is this?

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matsimpsk, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:14, archived)

isnt

that the one who has trigger as a dad ?

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:16, archived)

All my posts

are .bob files these days.

It will become the new industry standard just as soon as I find a publisher for "Mystery Bob's Big Picture Making Machine"

It kicks photoshop's arse you know.

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:17, archived)

Hmm

Does BPMM have built in batch commands to create pictures of animals on an unlikely forms of transport in front ofr a fast moving background?

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matsimpsk, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:22, archived)

Yes

that is the only filter available so far.

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:23, archived)

And

why would you need anything else?

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matsimpsk, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:24, archived)

Gotta have...

The filter that takes the head or front half of one animal and seamlesly blends it with the back half of another over a totally unrelated background.

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:27, archived)

hahaha!

excellent

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dotmund .co.uk, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:26, archived)

i applaud you

3 cheers to mr bob for giving my nostalgiaitis :) spanks

(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 22:07, archived)

woops

(Crazy_Cosmic_Watermelon, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:11, archived)

Does Spiderman wear polka dot boxer shorts?

I'd have had him down as a thong sort of chap. *My fantasy is dashed against the rocks of reality*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:16, archived)

supermans

thong...what power would that have then ?

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:17, archived)

you like it, it's my first post!

(Crazy_Cosmic_Watermelon, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:19, archived)

Yes it very good although

the Polka dots could do with being a bit bigger and more evenly spaced, as it looks like he's had a period through a teabag at the moment -
;o) haha

But very good nonetheless and welcome aboard.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:26, archived)

that

sounds like something some people would pay to see.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:27, archived)

Yuck!

you are bad... ;)

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:33, archived)

Ugh!

Vison of Toby McGuier (sp?) in a thong just flashed through my head. I really didn't need that vis.

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:21, archived)

He wouldn't have been my first choice as Spiderman

Vin Diesel - yeah, YEAH
Toby McGuire - oh um.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:27, archived)

Really didn't need that vis either, hon!

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:29, archived)

I don't know the vision of Vinnie in a leather thong

is a very beautiful thing to behold.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:31, archived)

You are doing that on purpose!

Please??

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:32, archived)

Well as you were so nice about my age

I will stop for you and put into your mind the vision of Nicole Kidman in French Knickers in your head. I hope this appeases you.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:34, archived)

Lol!!!

I suppose I'd prefer someone more off center, like Jewel or Kate Winslet

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:39, archived)

I can't see

Vin Diesel being very convincing as the poor geeky teenage Peter Parker though ;)

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:42, archived)

It's my fantasy and I say Vin Diesel *crosses arms crossly*

haha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:47, archived)

This

summer...In space we are all.....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:00, archived)

We're all Doooooomed

haha - w,y,h

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:04, archived)

haha

mad

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5olly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:05, archived)

That's superb.

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:07, archived)

nice1 *laff*

(uttertosser, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:41, archived)

"Cue mud, oil, plaster on finger - Action!"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:57, archived)

well

she was in bmx bandits...so I quess her love of bikes has gone to the more classical design.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:01, archived)

Back in the 70's...

I had a bike that looked something like that.

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:03, archived)

Harumph...

Noone gonna take a shot at my age? hehe

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:05, archived)

If you had a Chopper in the 70's then

you must be near my age, as I'm 37 I'm guessing your about 32-40.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:07, archived)

Just looked at your profile...

I would not have put you at 37... More like 25 or so.

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:11, archived)

Why thank you

you sweet talking b3tan you *blushes*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:13, archived)

well

thats the best thing about on here..not judging everyone elses age...

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:14, archived)

Unless they are a troll then

it's a good rule of thumb to say they are 14 or younger with an AOL connection. haha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:18, archived)

aol...

wouldnt touch it with a barge pole.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:21, archived)

In my 486 days full of naivity I did use AOL

but then the realisation that Windows comes shipped with Internet Explorer so why the hell do I need the restrictive AOL browser and all that AOL spyware and popups etc. They don't do a broswer-free version so I switched to Freeserve and freed up tons of harddrive space.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:24, archived)

well

I dont tell many people this but in the very very very early net days..I used compuserve...I know what was i thinking but I did not know any better...ohh the shame .

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:27, archived)

My First...

online service besides the old BBSes was Prodigy.... Ugh!

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:30, archived)

Yay for 13 year olds with AOL

There's more and more of us everyday! We think, hey, maybe all our friends will think we're cool cause we hang out with a bunch of british people on an infantile web site!
It doesn't work.
*sigh*

(Mreek, Mon 15 Mar 2004, 17:59, archived)

LOL..

np :)

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:16, archived)

cant

be that far off mine and im 31.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:07, archived)

37 next month..

Do you remember "Swing Bikes?" I had one of those too. Just about killed myself on numerous occasions

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:09, archived)

name

rings some bells but for the life of me I cannot picture it.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:11, archived)

The seat post and back wheel swiveled...

as did the front end... Made for some extreamly tight cornering

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:13, archived)

ahh

70`s deathtrap then.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:17, archived)

Pretty much...

Don't think the Lawyers would allow something like this to be sold now. Bastards!

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:19, archived)

dunno...

sell it as a pikey bike..well not so much sell as steal.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:24, archived)

Really I did not know that

nor have I ever seen BMX Bandits - is it on DVD?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:03, archived)

think so...one of the first films she was in if my poor memory serves me right.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:06, archived)

I preferred

BMX Bandits 2: Electric Boogaloo.

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:18, archived)

The Electric Boogaloo bit sells it for me - haha

woo yay!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:21, archived)

Ha ha ha

that is great.

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:10, archived)

Awww, he's all anxious

(driverchris, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:53, archived)

ALL HAIL

EMPEROR FLUFFY

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:54, archived)

Question

is he an Emporer penguin?

(driverchris, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:55, archived)

What's an emporer?

/coat

(Fragger, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:57, archived)

busted...

He is empowered to pore over.. oh forget it

/coat

(driverchris, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:59, archived)

Just been to the bank

I'm rich, I tells ya, rich! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

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vbloke OLDSKOOL, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:46, archived)

yay

for b3ta money... just don't try to spend it at Target.

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pie, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:47, archived)

that makes me hot!

take me away and treat me to the life i deserve! :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:47, archived)

You have been swindled!

Real b3ta money has the Queen's head on it.

By Queen, I am referring to Rob.

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:49, archived)

it is real

Robs pic is on the other side.
I just like flicking the furtive...

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vbloke OLDSKOOL, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:49, archived)

Aha

I vote that we introduce 'Flicking the Furtive' as a new euphemism for female masturbation.

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:50, archived)

bahaha

that made me larf...

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pie, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:51, archived)

seconded

and thirded
and, may I venture, fourtheded

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vbloke OLDSKOOL, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:58, archived)

Can't be real

no helicopter, bridge or shark

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:58, archived)

hehehehehe

that made me smile!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:50, archived)

OK, I spent last night

mooching round the web trying to find a half decent free webspace to host my images. I wont f**king touch MSN, so please dont send me there. Any ideas folks?

(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:41, archived)

Why not MSN?

Use up Uncle Gates's bandwidth for your b3ta nonsense - that's what I say.

If you really want to be picky though, then why not buy some space. You can get 500 megs of space for £22 a year you know (for example - that's how much mine cost).

It's not really all that expensive.

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:43, archived)

cause i really distrust

Uncle Gates, especially his Net Passport. dont ask me why, im just a paranoid cynic. We have loadsablueyonder webspace, but its fckd, and geocities isnt worth shitting on. I need a quickfix!

(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:44, archived)

you could use

www.ukdragon.com/b3ta for now, but your stuff can't stay there forever.

Your best bet is to get your blueyonder space sorted out - you are already paying for it after all and they have no bandwidth restriction.

I would overcome your fear of MSN and use it though - a large percentage of b3tans do. It's the perfect free place for hosting pics.

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:46, archived)

I havent given up,

but I really wanna post a new pic of thatcher and Im an impatient little bunny! ill get there, thanks for the help. ill crack the blueyonder nonsense this am!

(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:48, archived)

How big is it?

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:53, archived)

HEY ROB...

How big is it... I may host it for you...

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:01, archived)

sorry

was miles away. much appreciated, but i WILL sort blueyonder. getting a fake net passport as we speak too.

(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:08, archived)

do you have any webspace with your ISP??

i use mine to host my space pics!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:46, archived)

use msn! its free and easy!

not unlike a some women i know! :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:44, archived)

Pay for some

try eukhost.co.uk. I'm wiht them - 400Mb space, 15 mysql databases, an incredibly good control panel and 7gig transfer a month for under £40 a year - and they do cheaper (smaller / less bandwidth) packages.

Edit: What do you want it for (I'm feeling generous)

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CowJam, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:03, archived)

If this hasn't been done before...

...then I will eat my mate.

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:27, archived)

Ut oh!

Bandwagon... Jump on.
Mantids are cool!

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:28, archived)

yay

well done whether it's been done before or not.

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pie, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:28, archived)

Hey Pie...

I just checked out your site. Cool... Where abouts do you live in the PNW?

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:45, archived)

Near Seattle

or if you know the area at all, Federal Way to be more precise...

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pie, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:46, archived)

Dangerously close to Microsquish...

I spent the first 12 years of my life in North Seattle. I now live about 50 miles North of Spokane.

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:49, archived)

dangerous, my arse...

I'd kill to work there heh they know how to treat their employees... but they've turned me down every time, the bastards.

I'm sorry you have to live near Spokane =P

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pie, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:51, archived)

Maybe...

I don't care for their business practices...
(p.s. I'm an open source fanatic)

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:57, archived)

agreed...

but I'd still kill to work there ;) scruples never get in my way when looking for a better job.

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pie, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:02, archived)

I suppose...

I'm a federal contractor, and I hate the way the government does things

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:07, archived)

Woo

I wouldn't want to sit in front of this one...

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:32, archived)

How YOU doin'?

just a little fluffiness

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pie, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:26, archived)

Your pig has a big nose

and it's blue.
I LIKE IT!

(Fragger, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:27, archived)

tis a hippo

now you've offended him...

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pie, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:28, archived)

Is it hungry, hungry?

I'm an ass, I know. roflmayo

(Fragger, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:31, archived)

actually that's where the idea started from

but I got lazy.

/get out of my head =P

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pie, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:32, archived)

Anyone...

can obviously see, it's an Ocelot

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:30, archived)

Yum

Joeypie
just one piece before I go to bed

(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:30, archived)

A winking hippo

is a concept that I wholeheartedly endorse.

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:30, archived)

Wanking Hippo?

Amazing what one little vowel can do...

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:32, archived)

Yes

some vowel movements can be painfull.

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:34, archived)

*snort*

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pie, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:35, archived)

Only if...

You don't eat enough fiber. Or have a cellmate named Buba.

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:36, archived)

The voice of experience?

/coat

(Fragger, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:38, archived)

Fortunately, emphatically, NO!

hehe... We have some local dj's here that are always making jokes about inmates named Buba.

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:40, archived)

sounds like the DJ

may be speaking from experience, though...

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pie, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:48, archived)

Quite possible

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:59, archived)

From the director of "Dumb and dumber"

(Fragger, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:16, archived)

I saw

the movie that is on the original box. Quite possibly the worst post-apocalyptic piece of trash I've ever seen...

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:22, archived)

I was going to add Jessica Simpson, but couldn't be arsed

(Fragger, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:23, archived)

She's trash too...

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:24, archived)

Gored it up a bit

Not seamless, but I'm getting better

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:01, archived)

(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:04, archived)

Tragic

lovely
Lovely...tragic

Tragic
but lovely

I think you see where I'm going with this

(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:06, archived)

That pic

on your profile page, did you take it?

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:08, archived)

*ahem*

I might have. (didn't)
Who's asking?

(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:10, archived)

Just wondering...

the mountains in the background look like the mountains around here... I'm in Eastern Washington State

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:12, archived)

Oh, I'm in SoCal

but found the pic Googlishly

(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:20, archived)

Ahhhh!

Looks like the area around Yakima, WA. I suppose it could be in CA in the Spring before the grass turns brown.

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:23, archived)

that handsome mantis

is a real lady killer.

/g'nite!

(tookishlad, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:13, archived)

She lived

in an aquarium on my desk at work last summer.

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:18, archived)

it's a hell of a lot

more seamlesser than anything i coulda done. woo!

(raggedy anarchist, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:15, archived)

The flower

kinna jerks a bit. Every time I tried to fix it, it got worse. I was too lazy to start over.

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:16, archived)

so wrong

and yet so right. Woo.

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pie, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:27, archived)

Long Live KICKBALL

biggify
I gotta say, I love this particular compo.
There's about 50 of these I could do!

(tookishlad, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:20, archived)

Do 50!

Woo!

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:28, archived)

Kickball

sounds like some kind of dirty foreign game to me ;)

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:29, archived)

indeed it does

what is kickball?

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5olly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:48, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/2875217

(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:49, archived)

so i see...

i noticed after posted, i think i'm still asleep :)

how's you?

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5olly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:50, archived)

My torsioned testicle is fine and dandy

Yours?

(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:00, archived)

WOOO

*ning*

isn't that football? i.e. soccer

/saturday shift

(garfi3ld, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:30, archived)

No!

It's baseball but you kick a red rubber ball instead

(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:33, archived)

That sounds quite fun

I love baseball, but I can't hit the ball with one of those funny sticks to save myself.

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:35, archived)

baseball

is maybe the greatest game ever

(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:36, archived)

You wouldn't say that

if you had ever stood in the freezing cold watching Falkirk FC play another meaningless mid-table game in the Scottish First Division.

Marvelous.

However, baseball is really good and I am looking forward to the new season.

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:38, archived)

Woo

did you see the Yankees got Kevin Brown as a pitcher? WOOOOOOOOO

(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:39, archived)

You can't

use a person as a jug. It's preposterous.

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:40, archived)

I have been paying

no attention to what has been happening pre-season.

I'll wait until the games start and see if I can spot who has gone where :)

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:41, archived)

Well, feel free to follow my team

The Tampa Bay Devil Rays.

I'm the only fan left on Earth who cares about them. And I am lonely and cold.

(tookishlad, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:45, archived)

Alex Rodriguez is also a Yankee now

but will be at 3rd instead of Short
Such a great year to be a Yankee fan!

(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:45, archived)

Please forgive me

but I must

*groooaaaannnnnnn*

(no offense intended, of course, to your team; but, well, *grooooaaaannnnn - wipes tear from eye, thinks of his poor D-Rays*)

(tookishlad, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:48, archived)

Not coming from the USA

I don't really have any allegiance to any team.

I do quite like the Cubs though, simply because they never win. The Giants too - I like that Barry Bonds fellow.

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:56, archived)

I'm from the north side of Chicago

so even though I had White Sox season tickets there was a backyard Cubbie fan lurking inside me...but I can't help myself. As much as I tried to resist it, I love to watch the Yankees. It's just great baseball.

(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:59, archived)

We generally get

two live games broadcast over here per week. I have to admit that I love it when the Yankees are playing the Red Sox - it's like WWIII could break out at any moment.

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:01, archived)

I don't care much for the Yankees

but I really hate the Red Sox.

It was very nice to see them lose the A-Rod sweepstakes this offseason.

(tookishlad, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:06, archived)

Bonds

hurt his back yesterday (or Thursday) swinging in the batting cage; his status will be day-to-day.

And don't forget about his possible indictment for steroid abuse. He might not have a very good year this season, the way things are looking right now....

(tookishlad, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:04, archived)

Plus

he's forty
that's gotta hurt the back

(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:18, archived)

I agree, but only when

it is drug-free, fairly revenue-shared, and hard salary-capped.

(tookishlad, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:43, archived)

Pah!

(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:47, archived)

National League? ?

?

(tookishlad, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:50, archived)

Not Tampa

just the idea generally

(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:54, archived)

Kickball, in general,

is a lot like baseball but played with a rubber all-purpose playground ball. The ball is "pitched" by rolling it from the pitcher's mound toward home plate. The kicker sends it out into the field with his foot. At that point, all normal baseball rules apply, except that any baserunner can get nailed with the ball and called "out" if they are caught off the base.

(tookishlad, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:33, archived)

thanks all for explaining

*sigh* only one in today doing helldesk and just got another critical problem.... haven't even had time to do startup checks yet let alone BAU..... gaaaaaAAAAAAH!

/rant

(garfi3ld, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:39, archived)

Well it was my favorite game

Sorrrrry, Im a fucknugget.

(team edna no longer a team but always a ninja, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:17, archived)

That's lovely

but BMP files aren't really web friendly - they are uncompressed and therefore have huge filesizes.

Could you save a jpeg version? You will be able to cut the filesize down from over 200k to about 30k easily.

Got to think of the dial-up folks you know ;)

EDIT: No need to apologise - the world needs as many fucknuggets as it can get. Just like it needs cuntbubbles and arsebiscuits too :)

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:22, archived)

MUHAHAHAHAHA

dial up muhahahahahahahahaha

what is this you speak of?

(DMQOB, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:25, archived)

It's a type of web connection

that is one step above sending messages by semaphore.

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:27, archived)

beat me to it!

I was going to chime in with a "smoke signals" crack.

(tookishlad, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:35, archived)

I guess

I just did anyway.

(tookishlad, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:36, archived)

I once

copied a file to/from the same HD and was told it would take 8 to 9 years to complete, we worked out it'd be faster to type the 1's and 0's in if you could make 50wpm...

anyway, bed.

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:39, archived)

'night 'night

don't let the bedbugs bite*

*unless you like that sort of thing, I suppose.

(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:43, archived)

geez

I just got acused of arson!
Being the only witness to fire and then trying to put it out with a garden hose is a CRIME in this country!????

(Werdmaster, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:37, archived)

damn, now I'm all fired up...

sorry

(Werdmaster, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:38, archived)

it just burns me up

when people practice such reckless punnage!

(tookishlad, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:39, archived)

You said it

just makes me feel all hot inside!

(Werdmaster, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:40, archived)

esspecially

went they dont know they'd done it in the first place! ;)

(Werdmaster, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:42, archived)

It would be

if there was a hosepipe ban on ;)

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:38, archived)

Ugh....

it's because of dumb people trying to b a hero by starting fires and putting them out.

(Werdmaster, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:39, archived)

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:15, archived)

Brilliant as usual

muchly Woo and Yay!

(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:16, archived)

Hurrah!

But pearls before swine at this hour, I fear.

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Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:21, archived)

awesome

bravo!

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sof sof, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:21, archived)

hahaha

fantastic!

(tookishlad, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:22, archived)

Much huzzahs!

That's ace - up to your brilliant standards as usual :)

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:29, archived)

ooo...

that's very good...

(raggedy anarchist, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:45, archived)

First-ever mash

please be kind...

(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:02, archived)

First I must know its name

(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:07, archived)

It's a Koala...

and you shall have the honour of naming him/her

...if you like, that is.

(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:15, archived)

Cornelius?

Marmaduke?
Henry?
Englebert?

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:23, archived)

stand back cowboy!

that hugh janus was talking to me

(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:25, archived)

you're being spoken to

by a hugh janus?

Edit: Night night everyone :oD

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:35, archived)

Yes I am

I shall reply to the hugh janus thusly:
I name the creature Hersh.

(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:40, archived)

Yay!

Everyone...Hersh
Hersh...Everyone
Done.

(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:46, archived)

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