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Who killed Ronald McDonald?

Bin Laden's Revenge.

(Blade, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:41, archived)

are you on 20m?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:43, archived)

nope, he's trying

to pull it off his network drive.....unless the interweb has a drive H: :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:44, archived)

oh, I could've checked that, couldn't I.

I am a silly.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:49, archived)

nope....

he's on his hard drive..

(cybo, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:44, archived)

no,

I have a feeling he's linking to an image on his hard drive

(rawx, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:47, archived)

You need

to upload your image to the interweb.

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DontHaveAClue, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:45, archived)

jeez i'm bored

does anyone know where i can get the mp3 of the theme to tony hart's gallery?

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limpfish, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:37, archived)

Didnt Boab

use it for his gallery once?

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DontHaveAClue, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:41, archived)

correct sah

you can capture it here

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:46, archived)

cheers... coool.

is there anyway i can nick that as wav or mp3 or somethin?

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limpfish, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:51, archived)

don't you have

sound recorder on your machine?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:53, archived)

um maybe

i'm at work though. I'll try and faff it at home later.

cheers

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limpfish, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:55, archived)

From the Deer Hunter

innit? That should make it easier to find.

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adverse_camber, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:46, archived)

i was looking at

this odd site from the blog, when i stubmled on to this page... explain
hasn't helped me much but i thought a group effort might yeild more results...

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smirny ~(8(|), Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:36, archived)

somebody hasn't

been trawling the spazz has he....

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:38, archived)

arg

sorry... how far back we talking?

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smirny ~(8(|), Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:40, archived)

Only a page

or two. Summat to do with the bloke wot wrote its initials. psc?

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:41, archived)

i can remember

that the middle name was simon...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:43, archived)

ok...

got the keyword now theres another puzzle

of and btw theres a load of clues n stuff in comments in the source code of the pages

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smirny ~(8(|), Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:54, archived)

it worth trawling the spaz for clues?

I found the keyword page...

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armaitus Sheep Casings!, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:43, archived)

Buggered if I get it...

black letters... then the odd red letter... click the red dot and you get a screen full of red dots, which then disappear within seconds.

That's all I've found so far.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:40, archived)

and this

STOP. Did your mother never tell you to look both ways before crossing the road? LOOK. Can you see the significance of what is essentially just a letter of the alphabet? LISTEN. But do you really hear the words that are being spoken? What's in a name?
edit: and this:
You may have got this far but this is where the fun ends and it starts to get serious. If you have just come directly here without exploring the site as you could then you are going to be very disapointed. However you still have a chance to redeam yourself. If you think you know what the KeyWord is then please have a go (but don't be wrong too often), if you think you know what is should be then get in touch and I will tell you how close you are. [email protected]

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:44, archived)

Stumped

but I'm quite a way in. This is like crack.

(sasquatch, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:13, archived)

I know

I have loads of work to be in on friday and im playing on that. o well

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:21, archived)

Blankety Bush

Who am I?

(The_Ape, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:35, archived)

before i make a fool of myself.....again

have you seen the photo of the Argentinan footballers holding handbags?

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:35, archived)

Ooh, I don't think so. You'd better post it, and make sure it's BIG!

/runs for the hills

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:35, archived)

OK!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:47, archived)

heheheh

That made me giggle.

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Craymen, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:55, archived)

marv

yay to MS paint say I

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:55, archived)

yes,

but have you seen the one with the nudy girly?
/coat

(rawx, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:36, archived)

Or that woman with the golf trophy?

Hehe

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:38, archived)

There are pics of nudie girls

on the interweb?

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Craymen, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:38, archived)

yeah,

there are a few but you have to look real hard for them.

(bhell13, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:44, archived)

bollocks

what am i doin wrong?

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thebear is thebear, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:33, archived)

Yer facing the

window.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:34, archived)

I'd check me edited reply.

All you need should be there.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:35, archived)

This what you meant?

(thediscokingpin, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:35, archived)

yes

how?

I copied the url and pasted it and all it brung up woz the damn url

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thebear is thebear, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:38, archived)

you need the special bits

on either side.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:41, archived)

ooh

we are feeling helpful today

(rawx, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:44, archived)

oi you

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:02, archived)

I was born with

the special bits.

Life was hell at school, but now i'm having the last laugh

(thediscokingpin, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:46, archived)

A scariest Einstien

challenge perhaps?

(thediscokingpin, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:40, archived)

did you read those faqs properly mister?

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Craymen, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:37, archived)

so there

http://www.stanford.edu/dept/physics/old/Images/einstein.funny.jpg

this is for the unhelpful replies (joke)

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thebear is thebear, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:32, archived)

apologies to izb

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santexo, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:31, archived)

well spazzycat was lofted_warrior's

I just mucked 'im around a bit. So it's not mine for you to steal. And besides - that's fandabbie.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:35, archived)

Sorry to ask this here

but its the only place I can be sure someone can help me.

Ok, I am setting up a site with a news section that i want to be able to update frequently, and remotely. I want a way of being able to 'post' news stories on the fron page, similar to the way that the news works on the B3ta front page. I have no idea how to even go about this, but I know it must be possible. can anyone point me in the right direction? Anyone?

(Lazarus, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:30, archived)

Left

maybe?

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:31, archived)

php

(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:32, archived)

Hummus

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:35, archived)

should have phrased that better,

I know about php, just thought it might be handy for whoever asked the question to use...

unless you're just taking the piss and i didnt get the joke again!

(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:42, archived)

i got it

and i was taking this piss yes, sorry

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:11, archived)

try speaking to cal

from iamcal.com

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rockyrobin, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:32, archived)

sounds like you need

to learn PHP or ASP or CGI/Perl with maybe a dash of HTML forms for good luck ?

(JBoom, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:36, archived)

sod that

you want Coldfusion... no, seriously, it's a piece of piss :-)

(rawx, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:38, archived)

you need

a blog

bloody horrible things IMHO

(cybo, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:36, archived)

can you sign up for a blog?

at www.blogger.com i think

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tomdog, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:37, archived)

i agree..

a blog would be the easiest way. thats what i use on my site anyway!

(bhell13, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:42, archived)

tell us what you're using

and i might be able to help. Got a fair bit of experience with using ASP and Access databases - if you're using a Windows server, I can probably help quite a bit. Especially if you've got a copy of Dreamweaver/Ultradev handy.

(trumpet, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:45, archived)

Christ

you won't believe how mindnumbingly bored I am today. real work sucks.
'Real' hello kitty. Not so cute any more...

(qwerty, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:29, archived)

She looks

a pissed off.

Her pal on the right looks stunned. Does it have a glass eye?

(thediscokingpin, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:42, archived)

Here's

Today's Fucking Gallery with Thorpe's Fucking Moon soundtrack.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:29, archived)

hoooooraaaahh!

thats the first time i've made it on one of your galleries (i think)

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six50, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:40, archived)

think again

I've seen you before. Oh yes.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:51, archived)

Religious

teaching tells us that we can achieve perfection through the Sutran path of renunciation... also known as Spong Lam

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armaitus Sheep Casings!, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:27, archived)

phew, that was a close encounter!

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DangerousClive, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:25, archived)

You've no

idea how often that happens.

Mind you, i work in a UFO factory fitted with old cranes

(thediscokingpin, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:27, archived)

do you...

... play the organ all day long too?

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DangerousClive, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:29, archived)

I'm sure theres a

joke about a 12 inch pianist in there somewhere

(thediscokingpin, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:31, archived)

the most frightening thing

just happened, mid key stoke, my computer just completely shut itself off.... Virus anyone?

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Alfie, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:21, archived)

Blown fuse?

Dodgy connection?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:22, archived)

I hope so

if its a worm im fucked, I know nothing about the inner workings of my puta.

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Alfie, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:25, archived)

Open it up and pick out the wiggly little fucker...

...or not.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:26, archived)

It did not help

That I was eating a pork pie as I read that.

Not hungry any more.

(The Unknown Anorak, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:27, archived)

Don't forget to save the jelly.

I don't know what for, but it must have some use...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:29, archived)

Pig fat

is good for chillblains

(thediscokingpin, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:30, archived)

Now I feel sick, too.

Bleh.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:31, archived)

fill a mattress with

the evil shit and use it as a bouncy castle. Great fun for all the family (although smells after a while)

(JBoom, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:31, archived)

Really, the jelly is the flavour.

But I wouldn't eat it without the rest of the pie. You have to wonder what they put in sometimes...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:37, archived)

bofh

with finger on the off button?

(cybo, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:24, archived)

So is this sent

via a cyber carrier pigeon?

[edit] Perhaps someone would like to potatoswop that

(thediscokingpin, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:25, archived)

no silly,

it works through electricity in the air.. and science

(rawx, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:32, archived)

Virus?

I have a sore throat.

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Craymen, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:25, archived)

too

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100% kitten better than ever, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:30, archived)

the key you were pressing..

what did it say on it?

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:28, archived)

i'm unaccountably

tickled by that.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:39, archived)

Oo!

Must've been a big key then!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:46, archived)

check

your power management settings in the bios

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rockyrobin, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:28, archived)

More Connie: too tall for the board

New window clicky of Connie in lingerie
AOL-lite, anyone?

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:15, archived)

Uh-oh. Not only a missing link, but

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:17, archived)

No link

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:18, archived)

I know its

a repost, but its Connie for gods sake, surely thats allowed

(thediscokingpin, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:22, archived)

yes, and...

Connie is a cross-dresser.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:23, archived)

That's Mark Heap

no?

(The Unknown Anorak, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:27, archived)

Chuckle

(thediscokingpin, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:29, archived)

Probably not. This wouldn't win me any friends, would it?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:25, archived)

silly question

how do I submit a picture?

Sorry - new boy in school

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thebear is thebear, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:15, archived)

FAQ off!

Bwaahahaha!

/coat

[edit] since Witchy made me feel bad... :(
New window clicky
Right-click and save (text file, not HTML)

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:18, archived)

go here

http://www.b3ta.com/features/faq/
Read it all 500 times then you should be ready

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:20, archived)

Ignore Mr Munch,

he's just a spicy maize based snack product.
You need to faq off

gods, I'm at it now

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:21, archived)

Pickled Onion actually.

Flamin' Hot is my half-brother...

Wibble, bye-bye sanity...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:30, archived)

not tellin

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rockyrobin, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:19, archived)

pleeeeeeeeeeese

oh go on I'm only little

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thebear is thebear, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:20, archived)

Look in the features archive

for the FAQ

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Craymen, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:19, archived)

see

thank you

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thebear is thebear, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:21, archived)

golly gosh

we are all being frightfully helpful today, what what?

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rockyrobin, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:22, archived)

Although

I was too lazy to link to the FAQ

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Craymen, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:30, archived)

i was on my lunch

otherwise i'd have suggested
"open command prompt, type C://format C:"

(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:36, archived)

Had a good idea this weekend

I was watching the Speedway Grand Prix on Saturday and saw all the banners hanging from the tiers to support the riders and countries, has anyone seen one snuck in on the telly for b3ta yet? I will be going next year so I will take one then.

what was the one that the football programme (sat morning dunno the name) had people doing last year?

We could start something off for b3ta, sneak the free advertising onto the telly during any televised event... see if we get noticed.

I passed a for sale board (house) in Bournemouth and it had Furtive on it... the next sign had a Tiger, Nearly went back to the Furtive sign and wrote b3ta on it.... but didn't want to get arrested.... past it about 20 times in 0ne day though.... if it is still there in a couple of weeks I will do it....erm... if I am drunk....!!

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Lula too poor to pay attention, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:13, archived)

There are lots of those furtive signs

in my town, Humm lots of people must want to get out of the shit hole

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:15, archived)

where is your town?

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Lula too poor to pay attention, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:20, archived)

Oo! Time for a spazz!

*edit*can't fucking hummus

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:23, archived)

ha ha

that looks strangely familiar :)

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dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:53, archived)

i have seen them here in cheltenham

the furtives getting everywhere, he's recruiting his friends as well, i saw on with a panda on it the other day.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:23, archived)

i was.

just about to post that i had seen one in Chelt, it was in Albert Street in St.Pauls!

(bhell13, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:32, archived)

East of England

Its called Spalding, we have a flower parade every year. It sucks
My dad runs the local webshite at www.spaldingnet.com shameless plug for it i suppose.

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:24, archived)

there are loads of those

around for Mann and Co estate agents by me

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raw-edge, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:24, archived)

Gawd...

Would you buy a house from that bear?

Ne'd stiff you on the survey and leave dead fish in the curtain rods.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:37, archived)

my girlygirl was on question time

i very nearly made her wear a home made b3ta badge.

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tomdog, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:23, archived)

i took 2 A4 printouts

to the Arsenal Middlesborough FA Cup semi final one said "WOO YAY" the other said "I'M WITH FURTIVE" and both had a b3ta logo on them, but didn't get myself on tv

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raw-edge, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:27, archived)

He's back, and this time, he's pissed!!!

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Horatio P Lemming, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:13, archived)

Moshing powder

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:09, archived)

i like it

a lot

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santexo, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:34, archived)

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