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# Incredible unpotatoshopped pooch
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:52, archived)
# Good god.
That's fucking scary.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:53, archived)
# its really quite cute
is it in freefall?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:55, archived)
# It is the
EVIL STAPLED DOG OF DEATH
and it is not fucking cute.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:57, archived)
# is to
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:58, archived)
# seconded
but then again I might be seeing things
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:03, archived)
# It is the work of the Devil
and anyone who finds it appealing is a witch who must be burnt at the stake.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:04, archived)
# but i dont float
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:06, archived)
# I met a lady
who had one of those once
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:53, archived)
# did she have a dog as well
?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:54, archived)
# No
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:56, archived)
# fucking heck
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:53, archived)
# Spacker dog!
*BELM*
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:53, archived)
# Yinks!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:54, archived)
# Put him in in one of them gurning things
Like the ugly old men have round their necks when they pull them hideous faces.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:54, archived)
# Catherine Zeta Jones's legs?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:58, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
/falls off chair
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:59, archived)
# Hahaha.
Nice one.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:59, archived)
# spfffffft
(biscuit crumb monitor pebbledashing moment)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:00, archived)
# Ewwww
The thought of them two at it makes me sick.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:04, archived)
# Like this


but not as shit. Obviously

I am trying
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:11, archived)
# hee hee (shopped version)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:55, archived)
# TJ
Is it me, or is Google having a flaky day today?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:57, archived)
# Seems
OK to me. Flaky?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:05, archived)
# Oh my.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:57, archived)
# Jeebus Hrist!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:57, archived)
# old school
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:50, archived)
# Ha!
That's most amusing.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:52, archived)
# Woo.
I like the fact that jabba says "skill"
Yay + Houpla.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:52, archived)
# Fuck me! Pearoast already
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:52, archived)
# *love* it
lol
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:54, archived)
# Pffff
*Laughs like a complete twat*

Reminds me of a gae of animal vegetable Mineral i played in the car. We never could guess my sister was john Majors's Tonsals
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:56, archived)
# Is that
from Samuri Pizza Cats?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:59, archived)
# Yes
Its da big Cheese...havent posted him for a while...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:12, archived)
# I played that the other dya
for the first time ever

CLAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs

I think I lost
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:57, archived)
# I'd be crying too


I know it's shit but humour me
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:50, archived)
# Disturb-o-rama!
w/y/h
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:51, archived)
# He's got big tits
for a baby
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:53, archived)
# MMMmmmmm Davina.
Do you like my norks?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:49, archived)
# hhmm
interesting, most
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:51, archived)
# ming davina
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:57, archived)
# robots go home (part 3)

Previously they went home here and here.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:49, archived)
# Hahaha
amazing!

Woo.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:50, archived)
# Haha top robot comedy
sort of goes with my new longer but temporary until I've launched my flash game username.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:52, archived)
# my feeble world is easy to crush
would you like to try to crush my robust world instead?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:53, archived)
# Brilliant
+ so were the two others. Woosome. :)

More on the way, please?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:55, archived)
# iron lion zion
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:46, archived)
# Woo!
nice eyes!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:48, archived)
# I would have had
a lion this morning had i not been woken up, by my damn neighbours dog.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:49, archived)
# He's well off his trolley
woo for crosseyed lions
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:49, archived)
# with a nice tie-on?
his name is bri-on...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:03, archived)
# So so sorry...
last for a while now...




click here and here and here for the previous candidates...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:45, archived)
# I think morph is the best
Good work...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:48, archived)
[challenge entry] The Real reason Computers crash

Secret agent Mice driving mini VW beetles into computers
when no ones looking. (blobcat 21) I was busy last night
with the ink...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:45, archived)
# yay!
how do you make these?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:46, archived)
# I use photoshop to draw most Blobcat
However, the last 2 were done using ink and a crappy paintbrush as well as acrylic/ water color paint.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:49, archived)
# ooh
artyness
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:50, archived)
# that's
done with real paint and stuff.
Woo!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:47, archived)
# Bastarding mice
WOO!


(PS, computers)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:49, archived)
# Yay for evil mice!
Yay for blob cat!!

Oh hell, why not....

Yay for everyone else too!!!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:52, archived)
# Jordan Postpones Bush Meeting

(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:44, archived)
# Mercedes are going for the grey pound...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:44, archived)
# Arf
WooYayHoupla
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:45, archived)
# *gets out credit card*
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:49, archived)
# Imagine how much Jared lost

On a diet of just Hummus
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:42, archived)
# on a diet
of roasted peas, surely.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:44, archived)
# Did you post this
yesterday? Or is it that I can see into the future?

*strokes chin*

EDIT: Damn. So I can't see into the future.

*throws lottery ticket in bin*
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:44, archived)
# Dang.
I thought you were onto a winner.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:49, archived)
# I know.
Curse my non-existant psychic ability.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:51, archived)
# Errrrrrrr....
yes we say it yesterday.

it was nice then, but tired and bloated now.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:44, archived)
#


(Incidentally, why do all Subways smell like they do? And why's there suddenly so many of them?)

(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:48, archived)
# ^ Nice!
I don't think you can go to Hull for that either, since he is evil.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:50, archived)
# yes
I have often wondered that, why are they so damn expensive too? Why do so many people go there? my friend got charged 90P for a small can of coke from there, when she could've just gone to the newspaper shop round the corner for a bottle of coke for 75p. Maybe it's the smell that attracts idiots?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:53, archived)
# a mate of mine informs me that it is the horseradish sauce and gerkins
that cause the unique aroma
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:53, archived)
# Post-ingestion,
one would assume.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:56, archived)
# I think this may be glasscock

I saw it in a museum in amsterdam and had to share
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:38, archived)
# Haha
wow.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:39, archived)
# Me and my stupid mates
groups.msn.com/Thegreatmidlandretro-barndance/hamsterdam.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=283

let me know if it doesn't work(i dunno if the group is public or not)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:42, archived)
# it does
not
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:44, archived)
# It don't work
Describe it to us, with words
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:44, archived)
# or i'll huff and i'll puff
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:45, archived)
# try it again
with feeling
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:47, archived)
# blinky heck.
Yikes!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:49, archived)
# Wow
how nice.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:49, archived)
# That's the badger!
and the chair vibrates
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:54, archived)
# praying mantis
in lotus position?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:43, archived)
# I saw this in Yokohama:
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:47, archived)
# bonjella all!
i'm in a very good mood today, so i thought i'd give you all another musical treat...

it is a nina simone sampling thingy,
ohand my mr bounce hardhouse tune is on there too
(i'll let you work out which one's which)

both are to be found right here
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:34, archived)
# 'ning
you masher. ;)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:36, archived)
# i tried to do a tattyshop last night....
but i appear to have lost what little ability i did have :(
will have to practice a bit
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:37, archived)
# Oooooooh
I liked that mr bounce song.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:36, archived)
# *blows rasberry*

morning dear, sleep well?

tunes for home time
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:37, archived)
# yeah i'm cool
got chatting to someone about music stuff last night, and he's offered me some free space to put it, and also to be promoted by his record labelly thing
is all good
also i spread our news
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:39, archived)
# hahahaha
thats top news,

have not broken the board for a while

*adds to list of things to do today*
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:42, archived)
# yeah your right
we haven't
it's been such a whirlwind :)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:45, archived)
# Like stickman ben I have an odd urge to call you masher
was that your name last night?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:38, archived)
# possibly
i change it a lot....
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:40, archived)
# Ah Ive not been to bed yet
:(
You could have been doing anything last night and I would not remember.
I do seem to remember something about a wedding...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:41, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
that was me and mostly
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:46, archived)
# you married lemony.
You don't remember?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:46, archived)
# Argh
Oh no
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:48, archived)
# oooh
noodly

(although my ears are prone to unilateral industrial action if they hear anything under 250k VBR ... )

edit: how rude - it's deeply pleasant ... you need to find some generous muso to give you big fat free bandwidth
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:41, archived)
# i think i have
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:44, archived)
# cool
*bouncity bouncity bouncity bounce*
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:50, archived)
# you piss in
my mind sir
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:51, archived)
# bouncity
bouncity bouncity bounce

haha! grrreat
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:46, archived)
# ooh
what lovely production on noodles too. you have more skill than i, my friend. woo, yay & hi-cockalorum
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:49, archived)
# 5 years today
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:33, archived)
# is that Jay?
as in Jay and Silent Bob?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:33, archived)
# smoochie poochies
boo boo kitty fuck
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:39, archived)
# hahah
hell! now!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:34, archived)
# See you in Hull.
There's a place for you in my Quo tribute band.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:37, archived)
# ooooohh....
*sound of air being sucked through gritted teeth*

Hull for you, sir.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:38, archived)
# Heh heh heh
No hull for you boy.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:39, archived)
# That's not a DIY tool in his hand I take it.
And that's not Jay and Silent Bob. "I am the C.L.I.T. master!"
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:39, archived)
# i am the CLIT Commander.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:43, archived)
# What happened 5 years ago today?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:48, archived)
# seeing as there's guns, i guess its an American thing
i'm putting my money on Columbine
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:51, archived)
# aye, it be Columbine
It's also the 115th anniversary of the birth of Hitler, fact fans.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:00, archived)
# columbine
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:53, archived)
# Controversial?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:32, archived)
# no.
Funny.
woo!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:33, archived)
# haha
strangely rousing...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:33, archived)
# That made me titter
Hurrah!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:34, archived)
# hhhhmmmmmm
bearded lady
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:36, archived)
# squildo
graping
of a most kosher type

(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:43, archived)
# arf!!
woo yay
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:51, archived)
# Rolf
Mayo
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:51, archived)
# Blobcat No.20 Oh starry Night

Dedicated to a bloke called Manny who was my first
Art teacher when i was about 8 in Maldon, Essex.
He painted me a picture of a blue scary cat on a
rooftop that hangs on my wall today.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:28, archived)
# I bloody love that

(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:29, archived)
# fantastic.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:29, archived)
# aw van goghtastic
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:29, archived)
# I was at the van gogh gallery on sunday
The paintings are much better when you see the real thing

Mind you, the mushrooms may have had something to do with it

PS WOO!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:34, archived)
# i see the cat lost his colour


WOO that woman!!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:29, archived)
# That's
absowootly lovely

verah nice
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:30, archived)
# thats splendid
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:30, archived)
# That's lovely.
I'll remember to mention you artistic talent to your folks on parents' evening.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:30, archived)
# Cheers, but I dont think my uni lecturer will be pleased
Considerin I should be working on bloddy Typography logo.
Oh and the fact she hates anything I do anyway....
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:33, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeaaaaawwww!
reminds me of meg and mog ^.^
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:31, archived)
# yes
i wondered what it was that it reminded me of... although bobcat does look more like the owl, its still very woo
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:33, archived)
# Well done
You've spotted part of my insparation.Owl, Kirby and the fact blobcats the head of a cat cartoon of myself I did about 3 years ago :)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:35, archived)
# well i don't think i would have guessed the other two
unless he turned pink and started eating stuff and spitting it out as the fat bloater flew (i assume you mean kirby as in kirby's dreamland? Sorry if kirby is your best mate or something!)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:39, archived)
# Did someone say mog?


/blatant repost
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:38, archived)
# Lovely,
its reet gude.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:34, archived)
# you've gone NORTHERN

*sends for a physician*
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:39, archived)
# you have a cat hanging on your wall?
you sicko!

woo to the kitty :)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:36, archived)
# That's really nice!
Woo!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:39, archived)
# that is gorgeeyuss
me likey
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:47, archived)
# i put my face on laurence 'you know you've done wrong' bowans face
and the results are pretty horrific:



and with spong...


i fezzed it but something went wrong. i kinda like it:


(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:22, archived)
# that is just wrong
very wrong
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:24, archived)
# You've turned into
Nick Cave. Woo!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:24, archived)
# Benicio Del Toro?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:25, archived)
# also true.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:27, archived)
# especially if...
...you imagine that pink thing (tongue) to be a ciggie
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:29, archived)
# It is
(I hope)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:30, archived)
# it is a ciggie.
the camera made it blue/pink
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:30, archived)
# well there you go then
i have drawn a conclusion from this:

It is Benicio Del Toro.

and

He is the love child of you and Lawrence Loo-well-in patronising fuck.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:36, archived)
# what a treat...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:40, archived)
# It _is_ a ciggy,
isn't it?
b3ta maths. 1 mp X 3 = Triple mind peeing.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
I thought it looked familiar!


Wait a mo, that would mean that he's slept with Kylie, the bastard!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:26, archived)
# ching ching ching
went the mindpiss
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:50, archived)
# FEZ IT HARD
A fez makes good 'shops great!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:24, archived)
# !
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:25, archived)
# bowen
cop out, you have blurred your face - get on and do it properly - dagnamit
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:47, archived)
# i dont have a nice picture of me...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:51, archived)
# Bastards!!!


anyone got an opener?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:13, archived)
# that is a real
catch twenty-woo
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:15, archived)
# Yes, yes it is.
I like that book :)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:16, archived)
# Woo! I hate it when that happenes...
Never read catch 22, whats it about?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:20, archived)
# The war
and people trying to get out of fighting.

It's VERY good and VERY funny. Buy it.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:25, archived)
# You won't know without reading it
but you won't read it without knowing.
Kinda like that.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:27, archived)
# That made me giggle too much. I shouldn't be awake this early...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:21, archived)
# Hi Cocalorum!
(500-or-so channels, and not a single one still showing MST3000. Or Space Ghost. Pish.)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:26, archived)
# Or Sealab 2021
Pfffffffffft.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:27, archived)
# I've managed to acquire about three quarters of the MST3K episodes so far (God bless you, WinMX)
still haven't got around to watching most of them though
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:35, archived)
[challenge entry] excellent
woo from you sir...

woo to the original pic too.

*Mystery science theater 3000 RULES*
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:26, archived)
# *nods head*
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:50, archived)
# The latest recruitment drive for Oxford CID led to the most
famous pairing of detectives in television history...



click here and here for the previous candidates...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:10, archived)
# wooyay
to all three!

also, where can i find a meme kit? mutant walrus = broken
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:10, archived)
# spiny has an old one
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:13, archived)
# thankyou
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:15, archived)
# been updated i see
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:15, archived)
# LEWWISSS! YOU TWAT!
I'd watch it

WOO
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:11, archived)
# Inspector Coarse.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:17, archived)
# beep beep beep beeeeeep beep beep
beep beeeeeep beep beeeeeeeeeep
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:19, archived)
# Inspector the Sweeney?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:19, archived)
# hahahahahaha
that is a thing of great wonderfulness!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:11, archived)

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