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# I hope this isn't GC
movies.yahoo.com/news/va/20040613/108716163300.html

screenshot in case they change it:

members.lycos.co.uk/irtehclod/wtf.png
(ProudClod, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:34, archived)
# haha
fucking brilliant mistake there.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:37, archived)
# erm...
yeah.

also: NEWSLETTER!
(The World's Tallest Midget, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:37, archived)
# excellent....
The truth is finally told!
(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:58, archived)
# not true of course
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:33, archived)
# bums
and peas
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:35, archived)
# I think
You will find its Nick Griffon!*


*may not be true
(ClockworkDespot, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:36, archived)
# BAN COMIC SANS!
BAN THE MAN WHO SITS ON OLD PEOPLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:49, archived)
[challenge entry] It can be done...
(Idid, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:29, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
nicely shopped
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:30, archived)
# HAHA
thats good
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:30, archived)
# well done
woo
(Wetzel, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:30, archived)
# That
is most woo-some.

I just ended up building an enormous needle, myself.
(I helped save b3ta! jonnybear Jonnybear, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:30, archived)
# HURRAH!
although, thats more of a biblical refrence than physics
(ClockworkDespot, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:31, archived)
# It's still impossible, though.
Unless the needle is very large.
Or the camel is very small.
Or the camel has been puréed.
Or the needle is made out of extremely stretchy rubber.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:32, archived)
# yes
physics is angels dancing on the head of pin an' all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:33, archived)
# Really?
checks...
oh yeah!
(Idid, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:33, archived)
# That's real
elemegant! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:32, archived)
# Pfft!
Woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:33, archived)
# It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle
if the camel is lightly greased.
(hingesII, Sun 20 Jun 2004, 1:58, archived)
# What the hell is a surfer d00d going to do with a PC?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3812357.stm

(blind corner, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:28, archived)
# "Surf"
the internet, of course!

Oh, I crack me up sometimes. Oh, ho ho.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:30, archived)
# probably
talk in l33t speak a lot, most likely saying the word "d00d" too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:31, archived)
# is that
a crudely drawn cock on his board?

*guffaw*
(ClockworkDespot, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:34, archived)
# Personally
That is too fucking dangerous, surely.
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:37, archived)
# I know
Shit, dirty, bandwagon but hey!

(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:25, archived)
# hey
ya'll
(eggburger3, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:26, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:27, archived)
# oooops
www.xsorbit2.com/users/eggburger3/index.cgi
(eggburger3, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:27, archived)
# double huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:27, archived)
# hey
ya wanker
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:28, archived)
# 'noon sir
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:29, archived)
# hallo darling
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:31, archived)
# hehehehe
(sorry)

All bandwagons must die!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:26, archived)
[challenge entry] kwikundurty

..hopeyelikey

(I helped save b3ta! Jinkeys! bumflakes, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Is this true....?
Just having a discussion here at work and wondered if anyone can confirm if this is actually true? Apparently if you import any currency (Note)into any adobe package it will watermark it and basically stop you from creating millyons of dollars...

We would have tried this out ourselves...but obviously we're at work and of course very busy!

Discuss...
(eurrrrrggggggghhhhhh Cunting /talk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:22, archived)
# ahem
you mean the colour printer was broken?
(Missing Links, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:23, archived)
# sounds like
100% of fact

to me
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:23, archived)
# that is true for the most part
i tried scanning an older Canadian bill into photoshop and it allowed me to do whatever i wanted to it
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:24, archived)
# How the hell does it know
if it's a note? My money is on false.
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:24, archived)
# true i'm afraid
only works with some notes in some currencies but there's a recognition algorithm built in... not harfd to get around it though

incidentally, it's not just photoshop it's in
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:26, archived)
# The microdots of ink in the queens eyes
are made up of tiny pictures of THE FEAR


/Or alternatively your currency of choice
/Mine is the Vietnamese Dong
(ClockworkDespot, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:26, archived)
# As others have said...
it's down to the dots on modern notes. See The EURion constellation (about 1 Mb)
(The Mysterious Not Logged In, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:02, archived)
# for some new notes, yes
I seem to recall that we've dicussed this at length here
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:26, archived)
# Photoshop CS does prevent you. (other Image Software does it as well)
Older Photoshops and older notes don't do it.

(It's the pattern of tiny rings that are on *all* modern currency - worldwide, I believe. Check your notes - on a £5 note, they're on the oval on both sides.)
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:26, archived)
# Ahhh thankya!
nice one...thanks b3tans!
(eurrrrrggggggghhhhhh Cunting /talk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:27, archived)
# On the £10 or £20 they're disguised as musical notes.
I was going to print the pattern on a t-shirt so that no-one could scan a photo of me in (just for an experiment) but it didn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:30, archived)
# it didnt watermark it. so i tried printing it.
halfway through this popped up.
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:37, archived)
# Yay...!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:09, archived)
# that url
actually works
'You have been redirected to this website because banknote images are subject to specific rules governing reproduction. Restrictions for use of banknote images vary by country'

Bloody heck!
(Ukatoton, Sat 19 Jun 2004, 19:25, archived)
# bandwagons are great


SWYS
(Missing Links, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:20, archived)
# no
they're not
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:21, archived)
# .
shucks
(Missing Links, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:23, archived)
# eyepod?
sorry for tj but why isnt they new newsletter out yet?
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:23, archived)
# correct.
a bag of assorted body fruit is on its way
to the incinerator at Raccoon City
(Missing Links, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:24, archived)
# They're still working out
if Hey Hey 16K should appear at the top, in the middle, or at the bottom this week.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:25, archived)
# harsh
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:29, archived)
# cos rob is still writing it probably
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:25, archived)
# Just to annoy me, I think
I actually made a submission this week, and I'm getting all hopeful and expectant.

Ideas beyond my station, me.
(I helped save b3ta! jonnybear Jonnybear, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:37, archived)
# eye pod
ipod

*swoons*
(ClockworkDespot, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:23, archived)
# Haha
class
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Not sure which compo I should enter this into
but I'm sure I'll make up my mind by the time he's finished...

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:20, archived)
# woo for
mobius looping puppies!
(Ukatoton, Sat 19 Jun 2004, 19:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Without gravity there are more reasons to fasten your safety belt.
(MrBinxFunParade, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:16, archived)
# how pretty and clever
that's woo that am
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:17, archived)
# compo it
hard

woo
(therearesomewhocallmetim, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:19, archived)
# very good
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:26, archived)
# Ooh
subtle.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:27, archived)
# I love kittens part 2
(peewee13, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:15, archived)
# you sick puppy
that's not nice at all
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:16, archived)
# oh yeah
(peewee13, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:19, archived)
# thats not real
no shark/helecopter/bridge/burberry
(ClockworkDespot, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:21, archived)
# Reminds me of
Indiana Jones when they eat chilled monkey brains.
(MrBinxFunParade, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:21, archived)
# Bah-Dah-Bah-Da-Daaaah!
I'm Lovin' It!
(ClockworkDespot, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:17, archived)
# best.caption.ever
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:20, archived)
# thank you
you're a nice person
(ClockworkDespot, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:21, archived)
# Is that a liver?
.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:20, archived)
# terrence couldn't wait till the party was over

and he could finally ditch the bloody fake nose
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:14, archived)
# Oh dear
Late 'Noon to you
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:15, archived)
# noon to you miss
how's things?
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:17, archived)
# I dont have to worry about uni for another year
so not too bad
and how are you
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:18, archived)
# knackered
been cleaning the house to move out for the summer. then there's my crap results which will result in the murder of me by my parents (or close to murder). so all in all not too bad.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:20, archived)
# My results aint great
but they are a pass at degree level so my parents are happy enough
I'm just not overly happy that I have to live with them now
and I have just finished all the cleaning and stuff
I move tomorrow
Its only took me 3 hours to pack.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:22, archived)
# moving tomorrow as well
got a shitload to do, like packing cds and books and clothes, i may have to resit my second year, which will cost even more.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:24, archived)
# Trying to stop thinking of tree related puns
(eyebrows, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:13, archived)
# Key Wallety
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:14, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahah
fucking fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:14, archived)
# I find that
oddly disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:14, archived)
# GIF it! Animate it now!
(r3load, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:15, archived)
# fantastic!

woo+
(oneofthemany, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:15, archived)
# PURE FUCKING GENIUS!
woo yay houpla and YES a panowie to you
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:15, archived)
# Titter!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:15, archived)
# Woo for MovieMashes!


And Woo to yours, Sir/Madam!
(Tonto Popadopolous, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:15, archived)
# I heart the Moomins.
I might be doing a Moomins-based porno shoot when I start my own production agency. I shall be the Snork Maiden.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:16, archived)
# Ivor says
(therearesomewhocallmetim, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:16, archived)
# It was the Snork Maiden!
*SPANG!*

*gibber*

*collapses*
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:17, archived)
# fucking yes!
I utterly demand that that is woo

Have a fascist:

(Gimbo, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:18, archived)
# I love is assertion
that we were only outraged by his 'BBC lies' report because we suspected it to be true.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:24, archived)
# that am great
98/10
(Missing Links, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:19, archived)
# thimply thuper.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:20, archived)
# Brilliant
Me: 'Have you seen Memento?'
Mate: 'Yeah, it's good.'

pause...

Me: 'Have you seen Memento?'
Mate: 'Yes.'

pause...

Me: 'Have you seen Memento?'
etc.



Edit: Should have been an FP. Tut tut.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:21, archived)
# If I had a cap, I'd be doffing it now
That's really, really good...

*jealousy*
(I helped save b3ta! jonnybear Jonnybear, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:35, archived)
# houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 19 Jun 2004, 12:43, archived)
[challenge entry] cheap and dirty for the compo

test tube baby
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:11, archived)
# hmmmm
not really physics though, is it?

i'll give it woo though
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:15, archived)
# no your right it isnt
i clearly havent thought this through!!!!!!!!!!
took 10 mins of my life tho so its staying there!
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:20, archived)
# fair dos
i won't argue
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:21, archived)
# I like the way you
reply to most posts even half way down the page.
Yay for that, I try to aswell.
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:27, archived)
# all i can think is..
...
(bonaroo, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:28, archived)
# I occasionally interject down the board with a comment or two
I was disturbed by your piccie - it looked a tad like a used condom with measurements down the side.

I am assuming that most men wouldn't be too happy to have a condom with measurements...
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:30, archived)
# wouldnt bother me
*winks*
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:36, archived)
[challenge entry] M'eh, why not pea-rast for the compo



Blah blah blah
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:08, archived)
# top floatage

not seen it before so woo
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:12, archived)
# seconded
and seconded
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:14, archived)
# would it be an
animated t-shirt?

if not then I'm not interested
(though i will venture a W/Y/H for the pic!)
(oneofthemany, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:06, archived)
# hehehe
stupid tamer
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:06, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:07, archived)
# arf
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:08, archived)
#
pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:10, archived)
# last one before hometime!
(gusset, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:06, archived)
# I'm in a good mood for once, so
have this good-mood type picture I just shopped up.
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:05, archived)
# ahhhhh
..
(hazey, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:06, archived)
# I like the words.
And the pic.
Woo.
(Small Beer, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:07, archived)
# Have a woo
just for mentioning Muse lyrics. Although they were originally lyrics by someone else. But Muse sang them. So they're good. I'll stop now.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:08, archived)
# Nina Simone.
(woo to the picture)
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:11, archived)
# That's
the one.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:12, archived)
# Kids today
I dunno

When I was little I thought NoMeansNo had penned the lines "Feels like thunder, lightning, the way you love me is frightening" for their song 'Real Love'

They certinaly gave the lyrics a far scarier resonance than in 'Knock on Wood'.
(skitster, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:23, archived)
# Aye, I have the Muse
version going around and around in my head. This is not so good because I keep attempting to sing it and my voice just doesn't go up there *points somewhere up high*
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:22, archived)
# Those aren't birds.
They are evil pterodactyls what will swoop down and snap up any humans they can find.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:08, archived)
# Haha
Duck! Run! Too late.
(MrBinxFunParade, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:24, archived)
# his Bach is worse than his bite
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:04, archived)
# aaargh!
the pun! it burns!
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:05, archived)
# The sheer punnage.
I still laughed and laughed. :)
(Small Beer, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:05, archived)
# But can he get a Handel on something?
And did he make a Lidzt for his Chopin at Viv-Aldi?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:05, archived)
# No, he's always too Bizet
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:10, archived)
# Now try a pun about
Tchaikovsky
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:12, archived)
# Well...
If i were drinking tea in india while indulging in alpine sports and were suddenly to have an attack of bronchitis.
That would do it.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:13, archived)
# Gandhi was not a well person.
He was extremely weak due to his diet, which also gave him bad breath. As he walked everywhere, he had massive sores on his feet. As a result, he was known as...

The super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.

/entire coat rack
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:17, archived)
# A Russian choking on an oriental type of food?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:14, archived)
# that would be a
(sugar) plum
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:15, archived)
# he was a little star
(eyebrows, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:17, archived)
# the punnage is strong in this one
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:06, archived)

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