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# Billy liked a big breakfast to start the day


'NING!
(I helped save b3ta! Hainesey, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 8:44, archived)
# pass the
mice crispies.
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:05, archived)
# Arf!
Humour! Arararaaararararar! </Mork>
(I helped save b3ta! Biggus Dickus , it was like that when I found it, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:33, archived)
# Monday Mornings

'ning b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 8:28, archived)
# Awww... I liked Happy Days!
Aaaaaaayyy!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 8:30, archived)
# shouldn't you be in school?
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 8:33, archived)
# I am!
I'm on thewoo.com, the only board that isn't blocked by the stupid school blocking-thing.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 8:34, archived)
# is it that RM shit
we have?
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 8:35, archived)
# We have Symantec or something.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 8:36, archived)
# oh,
shirly you can just shoot the process?
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 8:38, archived)
# Who on the what to the why and how?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 8:40, archived)
# ctrl, alt +delete,
click processes, and terminated all the ones with strange names like CCApp
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 8:40, archived)
# Can't see anything like that!
But ah well, I'm happy enough!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 8:42, archived)
# We have a thingy
called Ranger. That hides itself away and reports all our misdeeds to HQ. :(
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 8:49, archived)
# it might be policied out

and so not relying on apps.
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:45, archived)
# What the fuck is CCapp?
Its always on my slaptop and I'm too scared to stop it
(Willboy:, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 8:52, archived)
# try here:
it helps all sorts of things...

www.answersthatwork.com/

safe link that actually helps....
(Dangermouse., Mon 28 Jun 2004, 8:57, archived)
# cheers
matey. Yarrr.
(Willboy:, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:00, archived)
#
Avast ye....
(Dangermouse., Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:06, archived)
# On my last ship
I actually told someone to swab the deck. Proudest moment of my life.
(Willboy:, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:15, archived)
# yay!!
Good for you, blackbeard!!!

(unless you're a lass, in which case it's "Morgan Adams")
(Dangermouse., Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:24, archived)
# It's my last day
of school today.
Actually, it's my last A Level.
School finished about 5 weeks ago - and the official end of term was on Friday. I'm sitting here on my lonesome in the boarding house. *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 8:39, archived)
# pfft!
boarding house.
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 8:41, archived)
# Awww!
I've started A2 already! The teachers made us come back after exams to start!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 8:41, archived)
# Yep, this is
an A2. Physics Synoptic.
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 8:43, archived)
# Oooh... interesting.
I'm doing History, English Language, English Literature and Gen Stud.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 8:44, archived)
# Gen Stud?
We do a year of that, but no exam.
Electronics, Physics and Maths for me at A2.
I also did ICT as an AS *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 8:50, archived)
# general studies
is a pub quiz in school format
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 8:54, archived)
# I think he/she
means s/he's started her course
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 8:44, archived)
# She.... thank you.
And yes, just started BEFORE September!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 8:46, archived)
# alone in the boarding house?
you can't even play soggy biscuit.
(nugchuts, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:56, archived)
# heh i taught you how to do that
ayyyyyyyyyy!

'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 8:36, archived)
# You did!
You lovely piece of xen!
Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 8:37, archived)
# 'ning everyone,
www.aiseikai.or.jp/
epileptics beware
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 8:12, archived)
#
(osiem, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 8:18, archived)
# crikey!
Imageready never gets that fast for me!
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 8:22, archived)
# I'm surprised
this hasn't been posted yet.
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 8:24, archived)
# arg!
/fits
(Aphasian, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 8:27, archived)
# heheh
cruel...

heh, I used the term "eppy" one day with a friend of mine and got a very droll reaction. "huh?" I tactfully enquired. He then explained his wife has grand-mal epilepsy. "Ah," says I. "I did not know that."
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 8:29, archived)
# Oh
whoops. Not a good moment then?
I find that the ol' "Killer Japanese Seizure Robots" wakes me up a morning faster than any quantity of caffeine you care to name.
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 8:31, archived)
# Ahhh
.... that crashed FireFox
(Schlottie, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:01, archived)
# /puts on Mad Capsule Markets
/flips out
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 8:24, archived)
# woo for mad capsule market



/spacks
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:14, archived)
# As requested:

Am slowly getting the hang of this animation malarky...

/edit it really needs a "pop!" sound, doesn't it?
(Aphasian, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 7:50, archived)
# Awww... poor kitten!
Though why anyone was selling him for a mere £3 I don't know.


Cats, three pounds, la la la la la.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 7:51, archived)
# Well, I'm no expert on animal prices,
but this one's going cheep!
(Aphasian, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 7:55, archived)
# Aww... look at him!
As mofaha would say, he's lully!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 7:57, archived)
# pfft!
everyone knows it's four pounds
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 8:12, archived)
# hehe
the last frame needs to last for a couple of seconds
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 7:56, archived)
# good point...
np...

/edit hmm... I say np, but with my bloody PC, it takes four years. all done and happy now, thou'
(Aphasian, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 8:00, archived)
# Right, I'm off to school guys.
And if I'm lucky (Ie. find a computer) I'll sign in on thewoo.com (the only b3ta site not blocked) when I get there!
Cheery bye!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 8:04, archived)
# toodles!
pfft! I don't leave until 8.40
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 8:14, archived)
# Ha!
I'm here now!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 8:29, archived)
# woo!
death to the imposter, thats no REAL cat!
(I helped save b3ta! hmmm cheese, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 8:12, archived)
# /applaude
Bravo! Love the detail on the eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 8:27, archived)
# Morning all!

Nice to see a good old fluff-fest going on!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 7:45, archived)
# harr!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 7:53, archived)
# isn't that a pea-roast?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:17, archived)
# damn cat got in the catnip again
(kaibosh, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 6:50, archived)
# He's catatonic!
(Indole Ring, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 6:57, archived)
#
such a

Cat-As-Trophy
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 7:04, archived)
# I'm glad that's not
a Cat-Ass-Trophy.
(Indole Ring, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 7:08, archived)
# Not likely
from me. I don't really have a cat-ass fixation.


Well... not as big a one as this guy does.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 7:20, archived)
# He must be a member of the Cat-hole-lick Church.
(Indole Ring, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 7:25, archived)
# Oh! You're
in fine form this afternoon, Mr Ring!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 7:41, archived)
# Did some1 mention kitten shopping?
oh, yeah... it was me.
(Aphasian, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 6:42, archived)
# a
wire garrotte?

Animate it! Animate it HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 6:43, archived)
# lol
am on it!
(Aphasian, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 6:45, archived)
# Three quid to garrotte a kitten?
That's highway robbery! In my day it were tuppence ha'penny farthingbollocks and a quice.
(Indole Ring, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 6:49, archived)
# .
are those even words? (let alone currency?)
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 6:53, archived)
# Quince definately used to be a british currency
but they changed it to pounds in nineteen-hundred-and-sixty-eleven, dontcherknow?
(....., Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:17, archived)
# In this rare footage
we can see the death of the gay-shift, and the rebirth of Fluffy time, like a pheonix from the ashes of the dark and dismal night.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 6:31, archived)
# Heh heh
I can't believe I missed him down there. Woo! I still think no-hands is great.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 6:33, archived)
# Me too.
Nohands loyalists should stage a coup and recover the dominance of the board which is rightly his!

And of course, post all their pictures to the Nohands Gallery.
(Indole Ring, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 6:45, archived)
#

Dog is bonepuppet's kittin.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 6:07, archived)
# three kittens in a row?
i think i may just explode with fluffiness!
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 6:10, archived)
# It's obviously kitten time!
Must.... shop... more... kittens...
(Aphasian, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 6:24, archived)
# aww
precious!

still have to send you mine..

though as I've said, he's not so much a "top kittin 2004" as a "classic kittin 2004"..

woo to the fluff, tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 6:10, archived)
# Send him along
any time. I still have requests pending but I can certainly handle one more.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 6:16, archived)
# Woo to all the kittens
and kittins on this page!
(Indole Ring, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 6:17, archived)
# YAY!!!!
YAY YAY YAY

EDIT: this is like the 3rd or 4th kittin in a row. I do belive Fluffy Time has begun.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 6:19, archived)
#
: )
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 6:27, archived)
# kittens.
Searching google images for kittens is the best thing I've ever done.. ever.

/edit oh, and clicky for yesterday's kitty.
(Aphasian, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 5:55, archived)
# wheeeeeeeeee ...
... splat
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 6:02, archived)
# 'ning
Not many folks up this early on a Monday morn, it would seem...
(Aphasian, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 6:04, archived)
# yarrr
well, I'm knocking off for the day..

so that's one less gayer in da house.

'ning, all!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 6:09, archived)
# That's
rather good!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 6:04, archived)
# aww
hold on lil' feller!



...I'll save ya...!

woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 6:05, archived)
# Whoa!
and woo to you also... flying cats are my favorite thing. Flying cats and tea. Then I'd be happy.
(Aphasian, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 6:06, archived)
#

There you go.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 6:18, archived)
# I am deeply touched...
speaking of which: when does the gay shift end? is there a specific time?

Most woo BTW, and just when it couldn't get any better, I have tea!
(Aphasian, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 6:21, archived)
# /lurk
That's gorge.

/unlurk
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 6:47, archived)
# I don't have a flying cat
But I have a kitten in a flying car
(Indole Ring, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 6:24, archived)
# HA HA HA
He looks so damn cheerful. That's great.
/edit Did you see this?


(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 6:25, archived)
# I've seen it now
Yay for kittens in vehicles!
(Indole Ring, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 6:43, archived)
# It's have to say
that's more than acceptable...

Woo!
(Aphasian, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 6:43, archived)
# wheeeeeeeeee ...
... superflyingpussycat to the rescue
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 6:06, archived)
# Morning B3ta
looks like our little buddy No Hands cant swim,

Oh well. He just wanted to see what a Cat-amaran was like.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 5:51, archived)
# aww
but he can!

with a floaty duck, of course.

he can do anything..

wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 5:53, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 6:34, archived)
# What I see

 
www.b3ta.com/board/3384309
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 5:22, archived)
# Heh heh
he just can't seem to play friendly.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 6:20, archived)
#

Click to see the full and complete version
for those who have yet to realise, this is just a tiny bit of the full picture
The first 150:

(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 3:16, archived)
# great!
more brilliance!

I really love that chalkboard one.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 3:18, archived)
# hahahaah
your 151st! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 3:21, archived)
# You're
like an unstoppable killing machine. Except, instead of killing, you make lots and lots and lots of delightful little images.

Woo to that!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 3:24, archived)
# I have to thank you
after watching the awesomeness that is your incredibly evil machine, I felt inspired to get off my arse and start on stuff that I've been meaning to do for ages.
So I've finally gotten a start learning PHP and on building my website, yay!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 3:27, archived)
# I like
Also, the book "Programming PHP" by O'Reilly is fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 28 Jun 2004, 4:26, archived)
# oo
just saw the Flash version of the Machine..

'tis woo, I say!

and oddly reminiscent of old pinball games..

yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 5:29, archived)
# ahahah
I like it.

mainly for the swearing, but I do like it.

woo!

..and of course, yay to pissing all over copyrighted images! wankers. do they pay the people in those images? doubt it...
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 3:26, archived)
# What I see


source
(Acrobad, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 3:11, archived)
# Perhaps George bats for both teams ?
Yay Hustler!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 28 Jun 2004, 3:15, archived)
# What I see
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 28 Jun 2004, 4:32, archived)
# heheheheheh
now that, I did not expect!

wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 5:27, archived)
# bit late for gayshift
(FunkyPyro, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 3:10, archived)
# Bit
Late for a reply too?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 28 Jun 2004, 4:20, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 6:10, archived)
# This
with new wordage...


(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 2:53, archived)
# hahaha!
great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 2:56, archived)
# heheh
huzzah!

burning bush, pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 3:11, archived)
# See me, feel me, touch me, heal me. Is that a command?
Moses was getting some on the side, no doubt. And he was quite tempermental.

/could someone help me out here? I need a transfusion.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 4:31, archived)
# don't dream it
be-e-e-e-e it!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 5:28, archived)
# woo to making reflections
(FunkyPyro, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 2:48, archived)
# that's fabulous
(Cheril, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 4:52, archived)
# purple monkey dishwasher
(mixtapes, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 2:42, archived)
# god, that's
seamless!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 2:52, archived)
# yes
yes it is.

now wash those goddamn dishes you monkey!

the monkey, I mean
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 3:11, archived)
[challenge entry] not kenny loggins
(mixtapes, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 2:36, archived)
# is that
that redneck cunt toby keith?
(Sir Tomalot: Don't look at my profile, you'll go blind, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 2:46, archived)
# "Who's your daddy
who's your baby..."
(MrBinxFunParade, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 3:42, archived)

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