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# *pffft* Kill Bill volume one was a classic revenge motif! *pfffffft*


*pffft!* I find your lack of faith disturbing! *pffft*
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:46, archived)
# OK
I guess it wasn't that funny. Had me laughing though...
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:58, archived)
# But then
I am a simple fellow
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry] This is what will happen when b3ta runs out of money...
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Looks like they couldn't find another auctioning site...
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:40, archived)
# i couldnt sleep last night
img78.photobucket.com/albums/v298/masterconnor/doodle_003_medium.jpg

so watched itv nightscreen and did some doodles reflecting my madness
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:39, archived)
# played with levels
resized

posted as new wallpaper.

Thankee! :D
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:43, archived)
# Damned Agents.



They get everywhere.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:39, archived)
# Inside b3ta
they are everyone, and they are no-one.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:40, archived)
# excellent!!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:40, archived)
# Yikes!
He's a little bit too happy for my liking
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:47, archived)
# *applauds*
tha is a FANTASTIC woo yay! :D
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:54, archived)
# reflective in the Whitehouse
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:36, archived)
# woo!
that's great! and absolutely perfect taggage as usual. ;D
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:37, archived)
# smart.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:38, archived)
# This is fantastic!
Cheeky bugger's always liked being naked, I suppose...

(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:56, archived)
# I'm sorry, there's no pictures here
But I would like to share my utter frustration at the way Barclay's Bank treat their customers. An hour and a half of hold music (whic included AIM, so it wasn't all bad) resulted in me being told that the relevant department was closed until tomorrow morning. They could have told me that within 30 seonds! Aaargh!

Normal service will now be resumed, except for the kakapos, which are now dead from blood poisoning.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:34, archived)
# pppffffffffffpfffpffpfffff
you said "kaka"
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:36, archived)
# Yes
I experienced the same problem with O2 customer support before.... I was on 30 minutes.... and the told me the department I wanted was not operational because the computers were being upgraded.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:37, archived)
# kakapo fact:
They try to have sex with ecologist's green wellies, which apparently look like other kakapos
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:37, archived)
# Other New Zealand bird fact:
The kea is well known for letting down motorists' tyres. A pikey parrot, if you will.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:39, archived)
# Swedish Fact:
I-kea furniture comes flatpacked, but their plants do not.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:58, archived)
# Try to
buy some telephone support from ebay?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:37, archived)
# Are you
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Have you ever seen an E bay?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:33, archived)
# compo it!
wooo
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:34, archived)
# badum




tish!


made me giggle, thanks!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:34, archived)
# puntastic!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Found this one in my loft
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:33, archived)
# "You
have tattyshopped... wisely. But, beware: the Grail cannot pass beyond
the Great Seal. His name is Winston. He likes halibut."
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:47, archived)
# aahhhh
gah har
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:50, archived)
# Ok, I'm going to hell. I've got used to that fact now.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:30, archived)
# oh dear....
*snicker*

very clever, yet oh so wrong. ;)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:31, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:32, archived)
# you

hull

now
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:33, archived)
# That is...
unbelievably funny.
woo to you sir/madam!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:40, archived)
# Hohoho. Here's one I did earlier.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:53, archived)
# I do like that
woo
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:55, archived)
# Soapse


I am not surprised to see that Vanilla Ice sponsors that.

Modified from this one.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:30, archived)
# this newsletter is late because I've been wanking all day
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:26, archived)
# tut tut
shame on you
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:27, archived)
# Whahey missus
First time in ages editing last weeks link hasn't worked.

(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:27, archived)
# Strange !
so have i

small world innit

(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:28, archived)
# hehe
he. he. heheheh
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:32, archived)
# Were
you wanking as you wrote it? I shall be looking for climax induced typos.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:28, archived)
# Shinto?
Shittos, more like
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:32, archived)
# Shitos?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:34, archived)
# .
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:37, archived)
# Magical
Trevor has become lodged in my head. Please help.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:33, archived)
# So it does work then?
That one doesn't seem to be loading for me.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:38, archived)
# Lurker in 'Beats Rob to it' shocker!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:26, archived)
# thats
the funniest thing all evening
have a lurker woo
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:27, archived)
# Yes, that's a good idea
piss of the guy who runs the site, just after he spent all day making the newsletter ;)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:27, archived)
# no
I was wanking
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:29, archived)
# Well...
make sure you wipe your jizz off the newsletter before you email it to everyone.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:30, archived)
# I'm sure
he isn't that sensitive

if he is he can cheer him self up by singing
why do only fool and horses lurk na na na nana
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:31, archived)
# yeah he is
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:34, archived)
# I stand corrected
its the girdle
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:38, archived)
# bin dun
by me last week
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:31, archived)
# Here's lookin' at you kid....
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:25, archived)
# That gives me the
fear
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:29, archived)
# does he also fight crime
he looks like he should
or maybe run a non league football team
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:33, archived)
# Looks a bit of a pansy to me
/coat & galoshes
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:43, archived)
# This is very poor.


He's a crap superhero

EDIT: theres a pun in there by the way
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:23, archived)
# Superchair!
What are his special powers?

EDIT: hmm..>scratches nuts thoughtfully<
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:23, archived)
# Chairman!
he has the power to sack other members of the board at his slightest whim.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:25, archived)
# Well done.
heh.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:26, archived)
# doh!
woo to Chairman and his Springs of Steel
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:26, archived)
# haha!
:)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:27, archived)
# Reminds me of a characher from "The Tick"
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:27, archived)
# Running out of hummus
Why did they cal her punky Brewster when she didn't wear Doc Martins and she couldn't make beer?

(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:22, archived)
# more to the point...
why?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:23, archived)
# do birds
suddenly appear everytime you are near?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:25, archived)
# punks don't make beer
they steal it from stores.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:23, archived)
# punks steal
oh I see your one of them judge a person by their hair colour types.

Only kidding punks drink cider or deisel round my way
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:26, archived)
# heh
i used to be what many consider punk back in my younger days, and even i used to steal beer. ;)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:30, archived)
# punk over here
has different conitations includeing in its early days left wing political activism

oh and robbing cider in somerset
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:34, archived)
# 1. yep
2. if stores carried cider, i probably would have stolen that too ;)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:37, archived)
# she's a punk
because she was someones bitch in jail.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:35, archived)
# it's the weekend...
huzzah!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:19, archived)
# yay dancing peanut!
no work tomorrow

YAY
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:20, archived)
# huzzah indeed! :D
one more hour to go for me...
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:20, archived)
# Three cheers for the weekend
Woo.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:20, archived)
# Woo!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:22, archived)
# Woo!!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:23, archived)
# woo
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:24, archived)
# what a spiffing
little chap
a woo yay to the linal blair of peanut town
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:21, archived)
# huzzah indeed!! woohoo!!!
no... wait a minute... I have to hang the crown moulding, install the baseboard.. put together the Ikea bed... attend a 3yr olds birthday party... visit my sick nan...

roll on Monday....
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:21, archived)
# bloodforoil.org ?
I should probably know this - bloodforoil.org is it yours or are you involved ?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:23, archived)
# Hi Beau
only as an art contributor.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:33, archived)
# Thanks
..
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:40, archived)
# Whey-hey!
Yay!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:22, archived)
# Cor blimey guvnor
That's a cracking pic!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:22, archived)
# makes me want a pack of planters cashews
woo et yay
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:22, archived)
# Peanut?
Super sized amoeba?
Renegade Mr. Man?

'Tis woo anyway.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:23, archived)
# i have no idea...
:)
edit: although general consensus seems to be nut so maybe we should go with that...
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:24, archived)
# wahey
is he very drunk, or very jolly?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:23, archived)
# both!
:D
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:24, archived)
# Good!
a very jolly, drunk peanut
is something that I needed to see this evening.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:33, archived)
# you must obey me
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:13, archived)
# Woo
Lovely animation there mate.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:14, archived)
# eye fish am ace
yay!

*puts on tin foil hat, just in case*
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:14, archived)
# must....obey....
must.... buy... more.... beer
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:15, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:12, archived)
# Eric's coming back
next week. The factory told me so.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:15, archived)
# he he he
I'll make sure my dog is safe inside the house then
/realises I don't own dog, sets next doors free
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:18, archived)

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