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# Hey Jeff!
Sorry meant to type Geoff Twat.
Forgive my nerdy like ingnorance but what is a SPOD?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:54, archived)
# I havnt said anything about Geoff (hehe) yet
So here goes.

Jeff you TWAT

I feel all warm inside now
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:58, archived)
# do you think he's a plant
to get people going?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:00, archived)
# He's certainly
a plant...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:02, archived)
# fuck..
i haven't been here for a week and i have no idea who Jeff is, but i know a band wagon when i see one; Jeff's a twat!!
(rawx, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:01, archived)
# no no - jeff is a god
the multi million dollar agency that owns b3ta regularly plants people to wind you lot up. it's a laboratory thing. rats. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:08, archived)
# what
you've been rubbing jeff in rat's eyes?
or maybe making beagles smoke jeffs
evil, pure evil!
(Pat Butcher, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:12, archived)
# There's a
Cult of Jeff, so he could be god.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:14, archived)
# check out
the free cult fun pack page...
(I helped save b3ta! armaitus Sheep Casings!, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:18, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:00, archived)
# I like
I have heard the word "spod" used to describe a basic common person or nobody... like a peon in Warcraft... particularly in LARP.

"Who is that over there?"
"I dunno... some random spod."
(I helped save b3ta! armaitus Sheep Casings!, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:06, archived)
# definition
"...also in the UK, a spod is a small stone used in the obscure game of blooging. Blooging basically involves throwing a stone with your foot on a rugby pitch or similar field. Points are awarded for hitting goal posts or equivalent objects."

Er... 'throwing a stone with your foot'??
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:42, archived)
# How to be a board celebrity
1. slag everyone off
2. stick around for the bun fights.

it worked for belinda at popbitch - and it's working for Jeff here.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:50, archived)
# What're bun fights?
Anyway you could always try the Lula tactic of being extremely dirty-minded ;)
(Amerella, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:53, archived)
# more men fans for lula than female ones I fear
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:55, archived)
# oh i don't know,
I'm fond of her style of posting, although of course I've never met the woman and let's not forget, I'm straight and in an exclusive relationship, Mr Rawx.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:56, archived)
# WAHEY
IT'S LESBIAN HOUR... AND THIS TIME IT'S FOR REAL!!
[edit] oh, that's right.. change your message so mine make even less sense than normal... thank you Doctor
(rawx, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:59, archived)
# haha
the dr. strikes again
(Tendency, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:19, archived)
# fuck it
i'm going back to lurking.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:23, archived)
# Nah, makes me giggle, and she does like girls too...
We all know who she is at least.
(Amerella, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:56, archived)
# i just wish
she'd put some clothes on
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:00, archived)
# Ttsh,
don't you hate that?
(Amerella, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:02, archived)
# Maybe Lula and Jeff should "get it on"...
...imagine how popular their kids would be!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:55, archived)
# She'd never
Handle the pace!
(Jeff, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:00, archived)
# See what I mean......
.....eww...........
(I helped save b3ta! Lula too poor to pay attention, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:06, archived)
# Go on, Lula!
Sympathy shag?!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:09, archived)
# Sure..... but who is the Sympathy for
Geoff, or the rest of the board for having to listen to all his drivle..... it makes a difference as to how long I have to put aside for the task.....?
(I helped save b3ta! Lula too poor to pay attention, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:13, archived)
# The sympathy is for Jeff, it must be tough being him.
We could auction off the shag, if you want...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:17, archived)
# Belinda!
God, I remeber her. She was one reason why I left that board, she fucked me off so much...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:53, archived)
# mr pedantic
he. she is/was a he i seem to remember. sorry, i'll pop off back and lurk. don't mind me, nothing to see here.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:56, archived)
# golly
i never stuck around long enough to discover that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:59, archived)
# oh, i've just got nothing better to do with my time
*sits around, twiddling thumbs and making paperclip sculptures*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:01, archived)
# can you photograph that?
i like office art
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:03, archived)
# haven't got the wossnames here to do it unfortunately
not only that, i can't hummus either.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:10, archived)
# i know someone who interviewed him
for a "background on how people are using the net" Cultured voice. Middle aged. Kept hinting that was well known once.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:02, archived)
# i always imagined him
to be some despotic master criminal, sat atop a marble throne, toying with his minions.

either that or cristopher biggins.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:12, archived)
# ....and stroking
pussy?

*slams door*
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:17, archived)
# Belinda was annoying
but at least he was consistent. And no one quite knew who it was... ah, the good old days.

(Do I need a special "Popbitch Refugee" badge?)
(Mighty Llama, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:56, archived)
# i'm bored
of Jeff
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:56, archived)
# me
too
(geoff, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:58, archived)
# I will be soon,
but I'm grinning like a fool for the now.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:58, archived)
# I'm
bored of Jeff too. We should ignore him.
(tomsk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:10, archived)
# I think
we should keep being super nice, it's more challenging.
(Amerella, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:13, archived)
# It's boring.
Half the people manage it and half give in and start slagging back. It encourages him.
I'm bored of it, which is why I've not been on here this morning.
(tomsk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:16, archived)
# Gosh,
and there was me thinking you'd been working ;)
(Amerella, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:19, archived)
# hello
everyone
(geoff, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:48, archived)
# snigger
.
(wingnut, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:50, archived)
# look everyone!
it's jeffs alter ego geoff!

he's a nice guy is geoff, very posh. always uses good grammer.

care for a snifter of port sir ? Cigar ?
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:51, archived)
# actually, do you know....
i do

(and it's 'grammar', by the way)
(geoff, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:52, archived)
# So polite
and well spoken too
(I helped save b3ta! armaitus Sheep Casings!, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:56, archived)
# you'll need him then
(alfons, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:57, archived)
# .
with his spelling and reading abilities, Jeff is a Professor!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:48, archived)
# I don't have anything against the cat...
but Geoff, your going on like a bitch so you get sponged!
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:46, archived)
# Christ - that cat just wants out, doesn't it?
.
(wingnut, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:49, archived)
# Well
the cat should be more careful who she associates with... I heard they were an item.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:52, archived)
# that
cat appears to have a medal! I spy the Purple Heart rounds its neck.
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:53, archived)
# Are you sure
it isn't Geoff's ear ring?
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:59, archived)
# that is just fucking sick
;)
(wingnut, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:55, archived)
# I think it's a beutifal thing...
for a man to express his love to his cat by dipping his member in catnip.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:01, archived)
# By letting his member get cat nipped?
Ouch - sounds painful - I jolly well hope you don't do that with Splatt!
(wingnut, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:14, archived)
# I know a Jeff......
You know he was very much like you.... said that I didn't know what I was missing when I turned him down....... he said how good he was in bed and still he could not understand that it was the whole reason I said no-thanks.....the fact that he had taken the trouble to tell me had me guessing that I would probably not be able to tell by myself......... because he would be so crap and up himself I doubted very much that he would even notice if I was there.....!!!

Please Tell me that you are not this Jeff....?

[edit: suspicious as you deleted the thread this msg was attached to and I have had to repost.....hmmmm]
(I helped save b3ta! Lula too poor to pay attention, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:45, archived)
# there's
more than one geoff you know
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:46, archived)
# but our geoff is so .....
...ya know...."well I gave 'er one 'an she loved it" type of attitude that for a moment......... it sounded very much like the one I never met....
(I helped save b3ta! Lula too poor to pay attention, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:51, archived)
# Was he a short mancunian with ginger hair?
I might have known him, too.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:47, archived)
# jeffs
i reckon all Jeffs spelled with a J not a G are highly suspicious - Just look at Jeffrey Archer
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:48, archived)
# Or...
Jeffrey Dahmer. He was a slightly dodgy character.
(balrog, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:52, archived)
# ah, but he was much misunderstood.
He also liked to read fairy-tales to ickle puppies.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:00, archived)
# Even more reason to think he was dodgy
Theres something slightly sinister about a mass murderer who reads fairy tails!
(balrog, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:03, archived)
# Puppies!!!!
How about bunnies?? Did he read to bunnies too?
(Bobbie Bigguns, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:14, archived)
# Yay - gotta read to bunnies!!!



Bunnies Appreciation Society
(wingnut, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:17, archived)
# Ooo looky.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:44, archived)
# He seems pleased
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:46, archived)
# hee
hee
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:02, archived)
# nice
i like your bobble hat jeff

and your girly haircut
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:49, archived)
# excellent
Have you noticed how annoyed he gets when we call him GEOFF ...hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:49, archived)
# Is that Geoff
in the orange hat. I reckon it is and hes on his way back from a day of trainspotting
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:51, archived)
# drastic times call for drastic measures.


The Underground's flying squirrel problem was getting out of hand
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:43, archived)
# you're a genius weebl
going to the mr.scruff gig at cargo in july?
(Tendency, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:48, archived)
# that's one mean looking squirrel
me like.
(I helped save b3ta! bean, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:48, archived)
# See Jeff in his pants!
Here!
This must be him, I checked his surname is his profile.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:43, archived)
# wow
jeff do you work out a lot?

(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:46, archived)
# I don't think so......
...
(I helped save b3ta! Lula too poor to pay attention, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:47, archived)
# geoff
geoff
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Love has a decent marksman
Lee Harvey Oswald finally found his place in heaven...

Noone can run from love, especially across the street from the Texas Book Depository.
(Bohatnik, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:42, archived)
# You seen them Paaahnda bears?

They come over here, steal all the food, get given special accomodation n' treatment, and they still fink they're 'ard done by.
I personally blame that Channel Tunnel. Whatcha reckon?
(Glis, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:39, archived)
# i think this calls for a
small time spaz
Yes mate, what can I get'cha ?
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:48, archived)
# both excellent
b3tans rule, do they not?
(Tendency, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:49, archived)
# *smirks*
Bears will slowly take over all the jobs in the world. I forsee it
(Glis, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:04, archived)
# my vote
2 jeff
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:39, archived)
# contents unknown
(I helped save b3ta! santexo, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:38, archived)
# art
.
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:42, archived)
# i know whats in there
it is there packed lunch! i should know i had a blue lunch box just like it right up until i was twenty, except mine had the cast of hill street blues on it
(wozaboxa, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:42, archived)
# Posted earlier
but since noncehead is still around thought he'd like a re-edit
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:38, archived)
# and he's off, with his mysterious blue box...
(alfons, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:37, archived)
# Im off for dinner............
Youve got 45 minutes left to vote.......

So heres the choices again for the website for me to make with the current voteing

1)Icedragon fan club (3)
2)Jeff Appreciation Site (3)
3)Hairy Fruits (3)


Ive taken off Fluff's Band as Im doing this one for him anyway.

I'll be back at 1.20 and hopefully start on which ever site then......
(Joose2001, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:36, archived)
# JAS site
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:39, archived)
# FRUIT
please

Edit: but whilst Jeff's still in favour I'm going to repost from last night, sorry

(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:43, archived)
# 4)
every time
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:44, archived)
# snarl cat
where can i find the original image of this cat with the hair-lip?

Cheers
(ish, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:30, archived)
# Geoff
paleeez
(I helped save b3ta! armaitus Sheep Casings!, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:44, archived)
# Geoff Geoff Geoff (that's x3 votes)
.
(wingnut, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:47, archived)
# Hairy
fruits
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:44, archived)
# Im with the good doctor
.
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:47, archived)
# How about
Hairy Fruits with "Geoff" written on them?
(I helped save b3ta! armaitus Sheep Casings!, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:49, archived)
# Brazil unveil new star striker for World Cup finals
(Dod, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:33, archived)
# Big Brother wants bananas !! - lets get b3ta.com mentioned on BBLB
Everyone email Big brother some bananas at [email protected]
and if you are wondering what i'm on about look at Big Brother banana request
My suggestion for a cool banana pic to send them
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:30, archived)
# oh
and dont forget to put b3ta.com loves you at the end of the email :)
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:31, archived)
# .
I am so bored I have done as u requested sir... used delia smith's nanas tho'.
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:38, archived)
# it says BANNERS!
although you were amusing in your misreading of it, so please feel excused
(I helped save b3ta! beardman, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:33, archived)
# and is all the more reason
for us to send them banana pics and see if we get a mention.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:34, archived)
# yeah i know
i did mis read it the first time.. then i re read it and thought hey that would be quite funny if they got spammed with a shed load of banana pix ...
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:35, archived)
# this has to be done
send banana pics
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:45, archived)
# sorry
if i sounded a bit harsh
(I helped save b3ta! beardman, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:46, archived)
# The bit between the legs
is rather disturbing in that picture.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:33, archived)
# i`m
glad to know i`m not the only one who thought that.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 11:44, archived)
# can i send this one instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Occasional Lurker, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:05, archived)

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