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# Merry Cliffmas!

(First ever post. Made it as a card for friends but thought you guys might appreciate it...)
(skiddle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 9:54, archived)
# Woo!
PS what do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 9:55, archived)
# arf
Doug?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 9:56, archived)
# No wait, that's:
What do you call a man with a female animal with her ovaries removed on his head...
(PsychoticSock, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 9:58, archived)
# Doug
.
(PsychoticSock, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 9:56, archived)
# a repost?
Naughty. Santa not coming to you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 10:18, archived)
# Woo!
Great lurkage btw
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 9:56, archived)
# ta
i was finally inspired to post by whole family finding jesus and being left along on christmas morning while they go to church.

wish jesus would find me. maybe hes in the cupboard...
(skiddle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 9:59, archived)
# well ask them
Actually, I hear he is quite fond of lurking under beds.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 10:01, archived)
# Bollocks!
He's where you'd be on your birthday. In the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 10:31, archived)
# Happy Christmas All!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 9:52, archived)
# haha
and a Merry Christmas to you too, Dave!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 9:56, archived)
# Daaaaaaave!
Merry Ning to you and yours!
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 9:56, archived)
# merry christmas
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 10:01, archived)
# Merry Christmas
Mr Sanity :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 10:09, archived)
# Happy Birthday Flowerpot!
I didn't know what to get you . . . so I learnt animation and hereby devote my very first to you. Hope you have a great day.



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 9:50, archived)
# *faints*
Your first animation wooooooooo and for moi? Thank you! thank you! thank you!

There's no stopping you now.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 9:52, archived)
# Hope not . . .
byeeee!

P.S. That 'idea' you had . . . already animated! ;0)

*stops being mysterious


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 9:54, archived)
# blimeh
*impressed*

Have a great day!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 9:55, archived)
# ning
everybody and happy christmas! and happy birthday jesus flowerpot
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 9:54, archived)
# fank you
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 9:55, archived)
# Have a very merry one, guys
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 9:48, archived)
# timing . . .
can't stop have a super day!
*cuggles


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 9:50, archived)
# Mort's got a new jumper for Christmas. Go on, give him a kiss!


Mort's Picture Archive

Merry Christmas Everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 9:43, archived)
# Yay!
Happy Christmas Mort! and squid


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 9:46, archived)
# Yay!
Merry Christmas Dave!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 9:49, archived)
# Merry Christmas Mort
and squid :)

*gives Mort a kiss*

Edit: Did a granny or aunty knit that jumper?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 9:49, archived)
# I think it was Mort's granny
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 9:52, archived)
# Funtastic, you know you want to.
That shiny red fire Axe hung up is lovely...

...it's so sharp....

...aching to be buried in flesh...

....go on....you KNOW you want to....
(Roland Deschain, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 9:38, archived)
# Merry Xmas b3ta
Have a Happy Song
I hope this guy is on b3ta
100% all not my own work
(Spenglebert Humptyback, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 9:33, archived)
# Bumgay?
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 9:35, archived)
# GC
but one of the funniest clips i've seen in a long while .

hallo!
salut!

*dancing like a spacker*
(mitch, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 9:35, archived)
# I don't think he is a B3tan
He'd be crucified after that stunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 9:47, archived)
[challenge entry] inspired my family vacation in Colorado
and this.


(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 8:48, archived)
# egad
.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 8:48, archived)
# luckily I'm coming home (to London) on the 26th
and won't have to kill my family.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 8:50, archived)
# if nothing happens
before then...
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 8:52, archived)
# eh
today is christmas (should probably go to sleep soon) so today should be mostly ok, and then then 26th I'll just be packing all day so hopefully there will be little conflict. I had planned on having a fantastic holiday with my family without any conflict at all, but that didn't work out :(
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 8:53, archived)
# sounds safe enough
Don't swing any suitcases around—they have sharp edges sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 8:55, archived)
# k thanks
merry christmas
I'm off to sleep. I'll probably be woken up in 5 hours or so by my little sister jumping on me to wake up and go open presents. Ughhghghhh
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 8:57, archived)
# Family
arguments are traditional! Cannot have Crimbo with a conflict or two.. "That last roast potatoe is MINE biatch!"
(I helped save b3ta! Traducer, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 8:58, archived)
# you are Dan Quayle AICMFP
.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 9:02, archived)
# Ha
I did add an E - been to too many US sites methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Traducer, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 9:12, archived)
# Amazingly, it was the American who noticed
.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 9:14, archived)
# I wouldnt
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 8:49, archived)
# I..
.. probably would even with teh psychotic leanings....
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Sat 25 Dec 2004, 8:50, archived)
# wouldn't have the chance
I've got standards :P
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 8:51, archived)
# Says the gal who thinks knickers
are for keeping her ankles warm;)

Merry xmas!:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 8:53, archived)
# that's a terrible and mean thing to say!
and untrue. So there.


merry christmas to you too, shall sleep now.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 8:55, archived)
# I loves ya really;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 8:59, archived)
# so erm....
.. nay I ... no actually I will be far below your standards.. /sulk
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Sat 25 Dec 2004, 8:53, archived)
# oh don't be self deprecating
I'm occupied anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 8:56, archived)
# It's a sunny Christmas

in Hastings
[edit] that'll be East Sussex and the sun is getting brighter.
(ProduceMonkey, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 8:45, archived)
# it's completely dark in New Hampshire
.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 8:48, archived)
#
and in Boston.
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 8:49, archived)
# and in... uh...
West Virginia, probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 9:01, archived)
# Awww
No snow :(
(puggs, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 8:48, archived)
# Theres
snow in Yorkshire
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 9:33, archived)
# Near
Eastbourne - used to work a company located there...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 17:32, archived)
# Michael Howard...
Mr Christmas Flipple Doesn't Like You

Would like to wish you a very merry chwistmas.
Merry Christmas everyone on B3TA.
(NoMoreFaith can believe its not bloody butter, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 8:44, archived)
# mr flibble hangs out with only the coolest celebrities
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 10:02, archived)
# It's a white Christmas!!!!!
Wouldn't usually post some silly mobile pics (ahem!) but we don't get white christmas' very often so thought I would share it with the world.
Pwettiful


(puggs, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 8:24, archived)
# aw, snowy christmases are the best
except when you're stuck in a lodge in the middle-of-watermeloning-nowhere Colorado with your family and feel like Jack Nicholson in The Shining.

*goes mad*
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 8:25, archived)
# All work and no play makes Funtastic Pony Magic a dull boy
red rum


RED RUM!
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Sat 25 Dec 2004, 8:29, archived)
# yes
If I had an axe I'm sure I'd have killed my family by now. All eight of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 8:32, archived)
# >:(
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(1, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 8:29, archived)
#
Here in Leeds we have but a "smattering" of snow
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Sat 25 Dec 2004, 8:29, archived)
# I've never been to Leeds
but I don't think I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 8:32, archived)
# 2 more!
From a mate




(puggs, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 8:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Sat 25 Dec 2004, 8:08, archived)
# ning++
(1, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 8:18, archived)
# one and all
(tracheattack, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 7:50, archived)
# THAT'S NO BALL!
love it! have a goodun! off to bed now! night b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sat 25 Dec 2004, 7:53, archived)
# rugby?
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 7:54, archived)
# hmm
deathball, i think
(tracheattack, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 7:57, archived)
# Ah santa has been in my house, or see my little brother thinks
Santa brought me MS Paint edition XP so gave it a wirl, I think it beats tattyshop.**



**complete barefaced lie and no prezzies for me next year. :(

EDIT - It is snowing here and looks wuvley!
(puggs, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 7:38, archived)
[challenge entry] My sister Fina
and our pal Sergey posing with the very tramp who's on b3ta's donation link.


click for big and readable

He's been a fixture in New York City for years, but I haven't seen him around lately.

Another shot of him.
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 7:12, archived)
# now THAT's a hobo.
I'd give him all the money in my pocket

[$30]
(Afflatus, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 8:12, archived)
# I still don't understand anything I see on these boards.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Afflatus, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 7:00, archived)
# Merry and jolly Chrimble/Hannukah/Kwanza/Non-Denominational Festivities
www.b3ta.com/talk/231862
(pseudosocrates, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 6:24, archived)
# merry/happy christmahanaukwanzaaka
what am i saying? i hate that commercial. but merry xmas anyway.

/goodnight b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 6:28, archived)
# Kwanza isn't until tomorrow
So there.
(Bazilla, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 6:53, archived)
# sleep pretty b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:51, archived)
# goodnight
EDIT: Fine then, if you don't leave now I won't say goodnight later...
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:52, archived)
# His loss.
Have a great night, Molvik. Enjoy those tamales! (I see you're still eating them, below)

/Sync Out!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:59, archived)
# ooh but it could be such a good goodnight!
tamales != females apperently

/makes mental note
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 6:02, archived)
# do you think if you went to prison
your cellmate could tell everyone how he was "in sync?"


no, i'll get my coat.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 6:02, archived)
# goodnight!
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 6:03, archived)
# g'night
(save a quarter, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:52, archived)
# "don`t save a quarter for me now.......... save it `til the morning after"
/Simon le Bon II
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:55, archived)
# Good night, Rik.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:53, archived)
# gah!
I have beer left to .. consume
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:54, archived)
# gah no you lot! piss off! I want to be SLEEP COMMANDER


b3ta user ID: 341776
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:53, archived)
# what's up with that? "not_real" is like freaking cthulhu
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 6:00, archived)
# no he`s a weird user number
and isn`t logged on much
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 6:03, archived)
# but aren't there 341776 members on b3ta?
theory: his user ID is always the latest number?

another theory: he's fucking cthulhu
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 6:05, archived)
# even i'm not that desperate
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 6:07, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 6:11, archived)
#
it's the test account.

have some gingerbread men, bah I have to make hundreds of the little feckers by the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 6:13, archived)
# BYEE!
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:54, archived)
# oh you`d love that!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:55, archived)
# course not
i was just trying to hide my sadness through capital lettering and shit spelling
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:56, archived)
# I like your cranberryiness :)


edit: fucking swear filter
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:59, archived)
# got any presents yet?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 6:03, archived)
# aw balls to it
ok I`m off to bed now

I might have some pressies when I wake up :)

night night b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 6:04, archived)
# fukc off to your warm bed
i sleep on knives and broken glass!
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 6:04, archived)
# i believe

click
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 4:32, archived)
# SANTA! you are the uber Christian Bastard!


good shopping :D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 4:37, archived)
# that I like.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 4:50, archived)
# TJ
By the way, does anyone want some tamales? I just made three dozen and I don't think I can eat them all...

[burps]
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 4:50, archived)
# Oh yes!
Fax me some!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Dec 2004, 4:51, archived)
# Can't figure out how to work the fax.


You can watch me, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:00, archived)
# you balding?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:02, archived)
# ing?
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:05, archived)
# inging?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:10, archived)
# (ing x ing) ^ ing?
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:17, archived)
# oh don`t talk maths to me!

import com.b3ta.bollocks.Ing;
public class Ing {
 
  private Ing tehIng = null();
  private Ing ing    = new Ing();
  private Ing ing2   = new Ing();

  public static void main(String[] args){
    tehIng = this.ing * this.ing2;
  }

  public int getIng() { 
     return tehIng();
  }
}


// edit: WHAT AM I DOING?????????
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:24, archived)
# ?syntax error
OVERFLOW
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:35, archived)
# it doesn`t compile?
:\

edit: get to watermelon!
you won`t get that with the javac compiler! watermeloning chancer!!

edit: although you`ll get a NullPointerException because there`s no initialising methods for the class.... constructors.......

blar de blar de blar
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:36, archived)
# don't worry... I have no idea what I'm talking about.
I teach English and cook Mexican food.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:40, archived)
# and I just did some Java
and it`s a bit sad that I did that
:\

shoot me now please
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:41, archived)
# shit, those look
good.
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:02, archived)
# what the watermelon is that?

/yay autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:06, archived)
# GROOMER


....... eating poos :p
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:05, archived)
# let's try closer
[pics removed]
Not a very good digicam.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:06, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmm wood
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:11, archived)
# are you coming onto me?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:13, archived)
# no bukkake-talk,
please.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:15, archived)
# bit for that innit?
now shut up and ejaculate over my man nipples
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:18, archived)
# "stumps" more like
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:42, archived)
# ahem
......i think some one called me. bye
(Loud_101, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 13:55, archived)
# me coming on to the biggest dog in the world?
I think not
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:25, archived)
# that's harsh... well harsh
why you gotta be so mean?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:27, archived)
# aw sorry
you`re a nice dog... just oversi....

oh that was DIGBY

sincere apolgies!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:30, archived)
# that's awright
i'll tell ya what, suck me off and we'll forget all about it
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:32, archived)
# if you`re a bird .. you`re on
if you`re a bloke... I`ll spang you with the nearest frying pan
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:34, archived)
# always with the fukcing details
you're too uptight
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:36, archived)
# pffft!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:41, archived)
# Slow down!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:15, archived)
# yay!
but too slow.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:16, archived)
# Better?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:18, archived)
# Yeah, that's pretty accurate!
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:22, archived)
# Or this?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:30, archived)
# greedy cnut
youra fukcing slag molvik, a fukcing slag!
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:31, archived)
# but it gives your the cranberrying horn!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:32, archived)
# ...eh?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:33, archived)
# you want it
you want it up you
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:37, archived)
# hahahahahaha look at him go!!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:31, archived)
# Jebus!
I'm gonna be sick tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:34, archived)
# I'm thinking so...
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:35, archived)
# you're fat
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:37, archived)
# Okay
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:39, archived)
# your face is crap aswell
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:40, archived)
# Thank you!
You're very sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:41, archived)
# you`ve pulled
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:42, archived)
# I'm getting ready to go to bed.
You two aren't making much sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:48, archived)
# your mind just doesn't have enough dopamine to contemplate our greatness
and pull yourself off for me before you fall asleep
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:50, archived)
# Normally, I'd consider that
but you just don't do much for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:52, archived)
# you don't have to use me for material
that's sick, i just meant for you to do it in my honour
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:54, archived)
# I WANK FOR BRITAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:56, archived)
# sense? it`s perfect sense!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:52, archived)
# even i was confused by that one
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:53, archived)
# you have a subtle charm
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:42, archived)
# .. like a sledgehammer to a leaf?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:43, archived)
# I was thinking like Roger Moore's movie career
but yours works as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:49, archived)
# HHAHA now come one!

....... oh yeah.. I see your point :\
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:52, archived)
# well that's what people tell me
...or atleast what i tell myself
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:43, archived)
# you look a bit like Weebl
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:37, archived)
# is that like females?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 4:57, archived)
# Depends on your tastes, I suppose.
A Mexican dish made of chopped meat and crushed peppers, highly seasoned, wrapped in cornhusks spread with masa, and steamed.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Dec 2004, 4:59, archived)
# I was with you until you mentioned meat...........
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:06, archived)
# Most of mine have green peppers instead.
Or cheese. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:08, archived)
# yay! my kinda think :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:09, archived)
# so you eat cheese?
You're not an utter vegan like... uh... Moby?

[struggles to think of famous vegetarians/vegans]
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:12, archived)
# em nah I eat veggie cheese and stuff
I do me best :\

edit:

LINDA McCARTNEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:13, archived)
# bad sign.
The only one you can think of is dead....
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:14, archived)
# don`t care
her singing was shit, but her morals were sound :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:17, archived)
# :D


:)
(save a quarter, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 4:19, archived)
# hah
that's great
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 4:20, archived)
# nicely done!
lovely teeth

= no trips to LE DENTIST
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 4:23, archived)
# Arf!
Wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 4:23, archived)
# Great job on that!
and nicely animated!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Dec 2004, 4:25, archived)
# you want to kiss his eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 4:35, archived)
# Sure do!
I'm game for that.

/edit: you're particularly spazzy tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Dec 2004, 4:37, archived)
# is my spelling watermeloned?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 4:38, archived)
# It's not your spelling
just your style feels extra spazzy.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Dec 2004, 4:42, archived)
# em in what sense?
/is interested on the effect of beer on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 4:47, archived)
# It's hard to put a finger on.
May be the sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Dec 2004, 4:49, archived)
# oh sexual frustration?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 4:50, archived)
# That could be it as well...
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Dec 2004, 4:53, archived)
# you talk in riddles!
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 4:57, archived)
# happy chappy!
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 4:37, archived)
# you want to kiss him
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 4:50, archived)
# he wants to kiss YOU.
(save a quarter, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 4:56, archived)
# oh
em

"don`t save a quarter for me now
save it for the morning after"

/duran duran
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 4:58, archived)
# pucker up
(save a quarter, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:15, archived)
# SIMON LE BON!


*puckers up*

sexy beast

edit: is that you going GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR from out of the stars?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:18, archived)
# Do those teeth belong to
Marlon from Emmerdale?
(I helped save b3ta! Marillion's Marble Loo loo loo, I got some apples, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 1:01, archived)

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