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# Artrage is rather fun!


made with my shiny new graphics tab. And mulled wine.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:14, archived)
# ages 24
Or just 4
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:16, archived)
# mental or physical?




to the crystal dome!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:17, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:19, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:55, archived)
# CRIKY
ermm.... beautiful
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:56, archived)
# yay for the alien giraffe
:~)
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:56, archived)
# aww
I lurves your work.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:58, archived)
# Yay! Here's a friend for him.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:59, archived)
# hehe
he looks happy
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:01, archived)
# Yay!
it is fluffey teim!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:02, archived)
# hehe
thats ace

How do you get that purdy fluffeh effect? Its rather nice.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:12, archived)
# skillz!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:14, archived)
# teh madskillz?
or teh ordinaryskillz?
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:15, archived)
# madskillz bwoy!
ordinary skillz iz whack yo!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:19, archived)
# fo shizzle


or something
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:21, archived)
# Oho
I like these.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:04, archived)
# ..
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:52, archived)
# B3ta addictive
thats a warning
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:54, archived)
# there's a few people I know who could use that service
:~)
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:55, archived)
# look, it's a sheeEEP!

(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:31, archived)
# Yow!
That's great!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:33, archived)
# I second this
As it is what i was going to type.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:34, archived)
# I see that
the candiate has a second and so urge the commitee to award a woo yay.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:36, archived)
# I see that you are
The critic of the whole board... Congratulations. Do you want a cookie
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:46, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:50, archived)
# erm.
want a cookie ?
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:55, archived)
# watermelonin hell!
*dies of wonder*


edit: I'm not a fan of this watermelon thing.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:36, archived)
# the rest of the flock had better start running
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:39, archived)
#
*hides*
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:39, archived)
# Yoinks!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:42, archived)
# fantastic!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:53, archived)
# jeeze
that's a bit scary
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:58, archived)
# Raaaaaaar
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 15:40, archived)
# Woof
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 15:55, archived)
# I think the bigger dog is more terrified
of the other dog's haircut.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 15:57, archived)
# It's an oldish picture
he has a better haircut now
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 15:58, archived)
# that is a quality hairdo
:~)
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 15:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's fantastic!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:00, archived)
# Here's a better one
as you can see his pompom tail and ear tufts better.

He's hunting squirrels.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:09, archived)
# what the hell have you done to that dog
could you leave him no dignaty?
edit: I mean he is a proud and noble terrior scurge of the rabbit, bane of the hare, tormetor of bird and mamal and shaker of slippers and you give him a pompom tail! a pompom tail and yet live to post the pics, you must have broken his will. Why not just shoot an eagle to mount it, its less cruel. P.S. I like the wee mini lurcher style brown one, we have a harness to try to stop ours pulling like a bugger, never worked.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:19, archived)
# He likes it that way.
And I don't think it's possible to break his will - I've tried everything.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:37, archived)
# he likes it that way my arse
what you mean is it makes him slightly less covered in mud when let out. I once tryed to break a little cain terrior's will, it lived to 18 and was always the boss:-).
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:40, archived)
# That one's only three
I'm really not sure I could stand another 15 years of it...

:)
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:47, archived)
# He still is a little bastard though :)
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:09, archived)
# Awwwww
but he's so cute
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:12, archived)
# Im not disputing that.
Its how he gets away with being a little bastard :)
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:13, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:17, archived)
# I could watch that all day.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:41, archived)
# I saw it for real
and the little bastards hit me in the face with the rope....
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:44, archived)
# I just found the original vid on my hard drive
it goes on for about 5 mins and the little one wins using the old "drop the rope and bite your opponent's face" tactic.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:11, archived)
# haha
Reminds me of this www.australian-cattle-dogs.com/

Check out the spaniel on the top banner.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:07, archived)
# Haha
he's ace :)
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:11, archived)
# Hahaha
:)
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:12, archived)
# Ha ha
fantastic :)
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:32, archived)
# Rawwwrrrrr
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:21, archived)
# Eep!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:24, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:27, archived)
# Awwww
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:28, archived)
# Eeep
that's ace. Can I bet a fiver on the one at the back?
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:26, archived)
# Heh heh
this is an old image and that match ended long ago. Good thing for you, because you'd have lost your money... that one in the front is tougher than it looks.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:29, archived)
# raaaarrrggghhh
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:28, archived)
# Raaawwweereeerrrrr
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:30, archived)
# that's ace
I haven't seen it before
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:33, archived)
# Yoink!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:31, archived)
# wahoooooo

at work so only have paint and this is the best i could do...
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 15:09, archived)
# but it`s 15:09
eejit

;)

edit: time to watch Free Enterprise starting William Shatner, with music by.. Scott Spock??!

edit 2: I recommend this DVD - possibly William Shatner`s finest! only a few quid on eBay :D
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 15:09, archived)
# You're 10 mins too late
Well done!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 15:10, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 15:17, archived)
# hoorah!
congratumulashuns
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 15:19, archived)
# 15.0 Posts
well done. Soon be on 20 eh?
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 15:28, archived)
# fifteen hundred
pedant
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 15:30, archived)
# Grunge crab elations!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 15:48, archived)
# Because it's so slow...
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 14:56, archived)
# Then i will share this
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 15:03, archived)
# Yeah, i've seen that'n
CnH is good sometimes, but i'm getting a bit bored of them now.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 15:16, archived)
# target="_blank"
would be nice.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 15:31, archived)
# Perhaps if you're good,
santa will bring it you next year.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 15:42, archived)
# Clicking the mousewheel
in firefox opens in a new tab.

It's become a habit for me.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 15:47, archived)
# I usually right click - open in new window
I thought just once I wouldn't.

Guess what happened.

I don't use firefox, I like speed
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 15:51, archived)
# From what I've seen
Firefox beats everything else in speed. IE opens quicker because it's always loaded, but Firefox renders faster.

I value security over speed, anyway.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 15:53, archived)
# Security is no problem for someone with common sense.
I mean scrolling speed with the mouse wheel, and click mouse wheel and scroll.

Murderously slow in Firefox, I shall be uninstalling soon. Not convinced.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 15:57, archived)
# I disagree with your first point
but if you're comfortable with it, so be it.

Most of the options you list are customizable

[excerpt]
/* Edit this file and copy it as userChrome.css into your profile-directory/chrome/ */

user_pref("allinonegest.autoscrollCursor", false);
user_pref("allinonegest.autoscrollNoMarker", false);
user_pref("allinonegest.autoscrollRate", 0);
user_pref("allinonegest.autoscrolling2", true);
user_pref("allinonegest.autoscrollpref", 1);
[/excerpt]
(these values may not be optimal)
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:05, archived)
# GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS!


/lynx on Linux ;)
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:30, archived)
# I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas...
www.ubersite.com/m/55293

My neighbours caught me drawing this with my foot.

We don't usually speak. We sure as hell won't now.

I was just finishing the left teste when they peered over the fence.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 14:49, archived)
# I have lots of lovely white christmas pics too.. but I'm gonna have to wait to develop them =(
Nice snow-cock
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 14:54, archived)
# Hahaha
And more to the point

1500 posts 1500 posts 1500 posts 1500 posts 1500 posts 1500 posts 1500 posts 1500 posts 1500 posts 1500 posts 1500 posts 1500 posts 1500 posts 1500 posts 1500 posts 1500 posts 1500 posts 1500 posts 1500 posts 1500 posts 1500 posts 1500 posts 1500 posts 1500 posts 1500 posts 1500 posts 1500 posts 1500 posts 1500 posts 1500 posts 1500 posts 1500 posts 1500 posts 1500 posts 1500 posts 1500 posts 1500 posts 1500 posts 1500 posts 1500 posts 1500 posts 1500 posts 1500 posts 1500 posts 1500 posts 1500 posts 1500 posts 1500 posts
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 14:55, archived)
# Should Mort not be recieving a little credit in there?
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 15:05, archived)
# made me laugh
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 15:05, archived)
# Oh incase you don't like clickings...
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 15:07, archived)
# Shit.
That's rather big.com
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 15:08, archived)
# no no no no
350K = slapped wrist

JPG it / resize it down to under 70K - should be easy and it`ll keep grumpy cranberrys like me happy :)
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 15:08, archived)
# I can't.
It's already on that site. I can't re-post on there. They'll KILL me.

stuff.ubersite.com/1104063796830129625/1/DSCF1921.JPG
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 15:10, archived)
# repost it with a HTML width of 1 pixel ;-)
they`ll never know :D
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 15:13, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 14:37, archived)
# Yaaay!
Hello everyone, I wasn't on b3ta yesterday so MERRY CHRISTMAS from then!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 14:38, archived)
# ay up
and a merry chrimbo to you to
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 14:41, archived)
# woo! MORT!
plus The Quo on Radio 2
not a bad day after all

edit: watermelon Dale Winton`s presenting :\

edit 2: hahahaha Gaydar radio... bloody hell DAB was a big mistake :\
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 15:05, archived)
# The Mortrix?
yay!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 15:32, archived)
# 'noon all
slow in here today

Have a roasted pea from the wee small hours

(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 14:33, archived)
[challenge entry] the incredible, inedible

attention-whore.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 14:20, archived)
# aww
bless.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 14:24, archived)
# awwwwww
how cute :~)
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 14:25, archived)
# it's got a nasty bite
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 14:17, archived)
# rawr
teach me!

woo!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 14:22, archived)
# That's lovely,
and deserves more than just one reply.

So here's another. Woo.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 15:34, archived)
# A question of pork
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 13:55, archived)
# Pft!
And yet very wrong.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 14:29, archived)
# things
must be interesting if its her inner left thigh.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 14:31, archived)
# don`t mock the afflicted ;)
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 15:06, archived)
# boik!
bleh
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 14:35, archived)
# ack Sue was lovely in her day
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 15:09, archived)
# don't you still want to though?
don't you?

just to have an older woman?







...oh OK, just me then.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 15:31, archived)
# No
"Crikey, must be my feet then"
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 15:31, archived)
# Giant cat or tiny tree?
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 13:46, archived)
# It's
so big it's probably eaten Santa and all the reindeer.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 13:51, archived)
# I feel obliged to plug my friend's site
His strange compulsion is to go into abandoned drains and places of cities that people normally don't go, and take photos. Rumor has it that he's some kind of ninja...
www.dsankt.com/
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 13:03, archived)
# Your friend has some stunning photographs
it always pays to break from the clichés.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 13:16, archived)
# Some nice stuff on there.
Please pass on this to your friend - Woo!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 13:17, archived)
# A new meaning to....
Down Under!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 13:17, archived)
# Great stuff!
While the board's slow, I might as well link to this fine trove of funny pictures that I've stumbled across.

You've seen some of these at least, but probably not all.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 13:31, archived)
# That's some
very cool stuff, Kezza! Thanks for the link!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 13:45, archived)
# ah quit posting links and make your game!
:p
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 15:29, archived)
# Some lovely pics there.
Enjoying it.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 15:39, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 12:53, archived)
# "Crucifixtion?"
"Good.. door on the right, one cross each!"

EDIT: Time to get dressed, goto my parents house and get bladdered!.. see you all later, byeeee!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 12:56, archived)
# Umm..
Here's something strang I stumbled upon.

I quoteth:

"I have long been of the conviction that Monty Python's _Life of Brian_ is an indispensible foundation to any student's career in New Testament studies. In my view, it not only reflects a higher level of historical and biblical research than nearly all exemplars of the Hollywood genre which count among its targets, but also engages with a number of basic scholarly historical and theological issues. "
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 13:01, archived)
# Its probably a more accurate account than most parts of the bible!
Plus, I got it on DVD for xmas and it has to be one of my all time funniest films ever!
(will bookmark that link and read it later.. beer time, woooo!)
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 13:03, archived)
# Life of Brian
is, I think, one of the best movies ever made, comedy or non-comedy.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 13:07, archived)
# Wow, it's true what they say!
The loony left really does blame George Bush for everything.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 12:59, archived)
# Three cheers..
for the right wing scapegoat!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 13:01, archived)
# Without him
we would have to think about difficult and complex issues.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 13:02, archived)
# And the right
blame liberals and commies for everything else.

Crazy world we live in.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 14:32, archived)
# I blame
the moderates bunch of fence sitting cranberrys, pick a side and a weapon and leeeeetttttttssssss rumble # don't rumble with me though I have a note from my mum
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:42, archived)
# As
a VERY right wing American/Amerib3tan, I do find humor in that. However I want everyone to remember that we (USA) will send relief, money, people and supplies to the area like we do with every disaster, Hell we even sent help to Iran last year, anyone remember Bam? Bin watchin the news, what a fcukin mess.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 13:16, archived)
# shame it didn't happen to the US
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 15:28, archived)
# You
are a pathetic little piece of dogshit stuck to the foot of the civilised world.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 15:34, archived)
# now now
lets not arguee and bicker about ooo killed ooo.
we all know that extremists on either side of the political spectrum have had a go.
Right wing extreamists = nazis not good
left wing extreamists = the purges of stalin
the only answer is to stop putting our faith in politions and become anarchists. or moderates but thats just boring. failing that we will have to think about issues rather than being bound by left/right devisions.
PS Bush sucks donkeys and passes the spunk to blair during frenck kisses
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:35, archived)
[challenge entry] spack off!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 12:47, archived)
# hahahah...
he seems to be dancing in time with the Mary Poppins tune on the telly at the moment! (just needs a chimney sweeps brush!)
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 12:52, archived)
# whoosh
too many mince pies methinks
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 14:36, archived)
# this is a test.

and it worked! I have remote linking on a free account! woo and yay and things
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 12:41, archived)
# a pretty test at that
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 12:42, archived)
# Yay for success!


p'roast on a similar vein!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 12:48, archived)
# The world be covered in white gold, as far as the eye can see!


And in a kitchen out of the cold,the cat went after the turkey!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 12:34, archived)
# haha..
good snap!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 12:35, archived)
# cheeky little bugger
:~)
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 12:39, archived)
# haha
I was lying in bed once and heard strange noises downstairs. I went to have a look and the cat had opened the fridge and was standing inside trying to lift the lid off the chicken caserole pot. He had the expression of "What the fnuck are you looking at?" when he saw me. :)
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 12:48, archived)
# Was there a 3 second pause
before he scarpered out of the kitchen? (my cats know when to run!)
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 12:54, archived)
# Monkey cat was the reincarnation of Genghis Khan
So no, he looked away and carried on trying to bat the lid off!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 12:55, archived)
# Hahah.. cheeky 'Monkey'!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 12:57, archived)
# Yes
He looked straight at me with a "wonder if I can turn this to my advantage and get food" look on his face. Then ran under the table.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 16:34, archived)
# click for bigness

christmas-sketching with new pens! ahoy!
EDIT: LINKY FIXED
EDIT EDIT: apologies for crapness - only have m$PAIN to work with, so the compression is a bit wonky to say the least.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 12:32, archived)
# bigness no worky
woo so far though.

EDIT: ok, is worky now.
woo yay :)
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 12:34, archived)
# I like this kind of thing! woo!
Old one of mine (partially photoshop coloured)
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 12:40, archived)
# ooh
a resounding woo yay to that!
Dali and Escher and Peake, oh my...
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 12:43, archived)
# Thanks
I do like a bit of surrealism.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 12:44, archived)

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