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He just can't seem to quit.

(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:56, archived)

cor

that's a bit nice. What did you make that in?

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:02, archived)

Thanks

it's done with POV-ray

(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:06, archived)

Woo!

That's great :D

(Simonster_7, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:02, archived)

that`s lubberly

and just the right amount of "poly"

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:04, archived)

Mmmmmhhhh

MOD EDIT: Please don't post that kind of thing - we really don't want to look at it.

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Darklord, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:53, archived)

*vomits*
edit: please link to it i can't handle looking at that until it gets knocked down
edit2: MOD! MOD! where are you?!

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Mousing, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:54, archived)

thank god for Adblock - its off my screen at last

(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:02, archived)

My eyes! My lovely eyes!

don't fancy yours much

(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:55, archived)

I give it 10 seconds...

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:56, archived)

less than that! Its not even shopped!
After almost a year, I'm so impressed with your duck breaking post!

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:59, archived)

ah yes, many moons ago such a post would have been zapped in record time

but these days, Monkey Beer addiction is rife, and thread editing fingers are poised above ring pulls

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:02, archived)

just

one
more
can...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:10, archived)

you are a moderator AICMFP

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:11, archived)

Oh my bloody flimmin bloody shitting pissing christ!

that made me dry heave and choke on my lunch.

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:56, archived)

AARRGGHH!!!!!

fucking delete it you cunt.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:57, archived)

were you around for the t*b**rl episode last night?

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:00, archived)

what happened?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:06, archived)

some eejit posted "the famous girl"

twas on the board for about 10 whole minutes.. but it felt like weeks!

nothing against the pic, but just not so readily visible :)

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:10, archived)

the one in the bath?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:16, archived)

would

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:58, archived)

Arf!

How could you do yourself . . .
VuVu Vu!!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:00, archived)

why does that not

surprise each and every one of us?

(5 Lighters for a Pound, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:01, archived)

oh for fuck sake

read the FAQ before you get lynched - and link that please

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:59, archived)

lurking, to the MAX!

(80sGreek, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:00, archived)

lovely

just lovely

(spook, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:02, archived)

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

My eyes!

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:04, archived)

that's

an incredible amount of lurkage

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:12, archived)

(51, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:53, archived)

hahah

nice.

TJ: can someone tell me when the moobs post gets edited?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:55, archived)

it's gone

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Mousing, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:56, archived)

liar

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:59, archived)

sowy

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Mousing, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:00, archived)

Commuting could a lot more fun

(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:25, archived)

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busy phil is still bloody busy, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:51, archived)

I can't eat more shit! I'm stuffed!

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:00, archived)

Well at the moment,

I'm going for a bit of each.

(80sGreek, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:01, archived)

Hello Nick,

I love you thouroughly.

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busy phil is still bloody busy, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:46, archived)

Always wondered what went on.....

(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:48, archived)

Good afternoon to you all

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godstar, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:47, archived)

Woo!

i watched that last night, interesting, but fucking boring to watch, the deadpan delivery of a victorian abattoir.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:49, archived)

What do you want

lights, sounds, fake blowing-sheet-flames?

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:51, archived)

yes

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:56, archived)

I was doing ok on the previous progs

but cutting up willies went straight to my cringing reflexes.

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godstar, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:51, archived)

was that willy blue-moulded or something?

it was a reet funny colour

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:58, archived)

I'm no expert

Mine is not blue, and not being a rugby player or ex-public school, I have no experience of other men's cocks

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godstar, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:02, archived)

i belibe it is congeled blood

much like when you bruise yourself, but just staying in the capilleries and drying to a black colour.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:05, archived)

did you see him slicing open the bollock?

the missus couldn`t watch.. I laughed :)

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:54, archived)

hahaha!

I have enjoyed his pointless yet titilating series of disections this week.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:49, archived)

you love the planstinated vagina.

and the blackened bell end.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:51, archived)

they reminded me of home

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:52, archived)

ha ha

I was thinking about doing something like that last night. Brilliant. Always wondered what he keeps under that hat. Thought it mught be a lucky dissected eyeball or something. But now you have shown me the truth.

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:49, archived)

i don't think it's eyeballs

last night he was definitely getting a lot of pleasure fondling a dead man's cold dead cock.
:/

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:51, archived)

dead cold dead cock?

You think it could have been a dead cold live cock?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:53, archived)

Mainly, they just sit around

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gazz, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:44, archived)

you always thought they were looking for food?

no way. they're wanking.

(radja, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:40, archived)

It's my B3rthday and I'll repost if I want to!

2 Years
1 Front Page
1 Compo Win
4 Mod Edits
2468 Posts

Have a best of ME in celebration:

www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/rossbush.jpg

And that's it for now! xxx

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:38, archived)

bloody hell!!

*watches internet connection crash*

I`d be careful about that rossbush.jpg one though :\ bit dodgy!

happy b1rthd4y

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:40, archived)

...

Woo Yay and Houpla aren't enough

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spagaroony, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:41, archived)

.. stone the bastard!

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:42, archived)

maybe

.... Get to Fuck?

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:43, archived)

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:47, archived)

happy bday

that's a lot of pictures.
and i recognise that flamingo...

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Mousing, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:43, archived)

Happy birthday

have a voucher:

and a sandwich:
1 sandwich

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:54, archived)

dirty dave

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mutated monty, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:33, archived)

hehehe

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:35, archived)

haha

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corington, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:37, archived)

Woop! woop! woop!

rufff rufff
have a voucher:

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:42, archived)

most kind

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mutated monty, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:52, archived)

your stuff ROCKS

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:43, archived)

Holiday 82

(A small damp ball of cotton, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:33, archived)

Made me laugh did that

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Hankster, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:34, archived)

hahaa

Laugh I did

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Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:36, archived)

ah haa haa ha ha haaa haaa haaa

*breathes*
ha haaa haa haa ha haaaaa
*wipes tear from eye and polishes specs*

I don't know why but that REALLY tickled me.
I've never been, but used to live in Southampton and always imagined it to be a bit like that there.

(Pearly Pearl, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:36, archived)

and they say

swearing isn't big, clever, or funny! Too cunting right it is!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:44, archived)

ha ha ha ha

i'm chuckling as i write this.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:47, archived)

The best of both worlds for the lazy duck!

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:33, archived)

Ave it again

woo for speeding ducks

phub.co.uk

(Dfects, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:38, archived)

He Should Have Listened

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:32, archived)

so should you! Arf!

Nothing below will make any sense at all . . .
not that it did before . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:33, archived)

No I didn't

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Hankster, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:33, archived)

eh?

Wass going on?

/confused
Bah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:34, archived)

i think he means your post below with the guy

getting his nogin sliced off

(Dfects, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:37, archived)

but it's not a duck post, it's a land that scale forgot post . . .

I was dragged away yesterday, hence it's lateocity . . .
sorry

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:40, archived)

Ahhh right.

I'll change it then.

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:36, archived)

How ducks really get around on the water

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Weetobix, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:29, archived)

with a big pair of boots?

have you not seen the 1hp engines

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:30, archived)

why you can't see them when they fly away:

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:39, archived)

stupid bum(per)stickers

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sinisterduck, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:26, archived)

*Honk*

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dingochutney *parp*, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:28, archived)

damn

too slow!

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:28, archived)

Mwahahaha

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dingochutney *parp*, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:29, archived)

and a repost from the "rhyming challenge"

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sinisterduck, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:29, archived)

bwahahahaha

hahahahahahahahaha
h
a
ha
a
haha ehem

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:32, archived)

wow!!!

Ihope u enjoy SUPERBIKE!!!!

(Badgers are a mans best friend, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:23, archived)

*spots 'Spokey-Dokey'

Woo! Yay! Superbike!
Mort'd ride that . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:24, archived)

Look hard for the duck . . .

Well, if they hadn't dragged me off yesterday, I'd have been in time . . .

It's a land that scale forget entry . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:23, archived)

I yam

but I can't see it.

*rubs eyes*
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:25, archived)

Click the 'C' at the top . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:29, archived)

theres a very small flashing bit when hisheads gone...

is that it? otherwise you lie!

(Dfects, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:26, archived)

ceci n'est pas un canard

yes I said canard you conards

(Pearly Pearl, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:27, archived)

'kin 'ard

(Hazhar, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:28, archived)

Loon

Is that your head?

Woo

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The Snockerty Friddle, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:27, archived)

Of course it's my head . . .

it'd be rude to chop anyone elses off . . .
There is no duck!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:29, archived)

fair point

have a bourbon for the good manners

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The Snockerty Friddle, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:31, archived)

Thanks!

*pushes bourbon down bloody neck-hole
Yum!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:32, archived)

There isn't and he doesn't

Edit: Oh very clever.

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dingochutney *parp*, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:35, archived)

CORRECT!!

'cos it's a land that scale forget post . . .
EDIT: Thanks!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:37, archived)

Then allow your ego to return to its correct scalar proportion!

wiseguy

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dingochutney *parp*, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:39, archived)

eh?

/confused

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:41, archived)

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busy phil is still bloody busy, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:23, archived)

Blimey

that's a bit odd. Well done!

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fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:30, archived)

Fucking ducks, never obey the speed limit!!!

phub.co.uk

(Dfects, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:20, archived)

Haha!

That's very woo.

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Neth, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:21, archived)

pfft

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:22, archived)

yayayayayayay say I

neee narr neee narr say the police

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:24, archived)

Scccrrreeeeccchhhhh!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:25, archived)

hahaha!

Love the way he checks to make sure no-one is looking

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Spunkmeyer, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:26, archived)

ducks are very cautious creatures

unless you bribe them with kingsmill

(Dfects, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:28, archived)

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