My friends at school used b3ta
Long before I knew about it.
They used to call my friend Mark BUMBLEFUCK
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:58,
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They used to call my friend Mark BUMBLEFUCK
this wins.
-hopes so hard this ends up being your random quote-
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:52,
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HAHAHAHA
Terrifyingly, while making this (which was an ordeal in itself), that was one of the names that sprung to mind
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:51,
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I tried not to jump on the bandwagon, but i made this for replying to pretty ladies
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:42,
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Eh?
EDIT: Fuck it. It's ipod related.
shittest cunting thing ever made
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:43,
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shittest cunting thing ever made
Hehe
You know the best thing about the mini ones is? You can get them dead cheap then pull them apart to get at the microdrive. Then use that in something decent like a camera :D
Saves a fortune.
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Saves a fortune.
iRecommend
the Sony NW3. Pretty good, really.
Not that I'm an expert or anything. In fact, I'm a bit of a girl when it comes to technology: "I'll have the blue one - it's pretty"....
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Not that I'm an expert or anything. In fact, I'm a bit of a girl when it comes to technology: "I'll have the blue one - it's pretty"....
I
always loved those Creative jukebox players. They're dead good.
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ive got one of those
Its hard as nails and has never fucked up. All me mates have ipods and they are always fucking up.
/i hate ipod blog
/oh and b3ta says "Jokes are better than technique."
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/i hate ipod blog
/oh and b3ta says "Jokes are better than technique."
yes
but I'm a very nice girl. We don't make comments about size while you're around
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:59,
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Hehehe
Yeah I know one person with an ipod. He keeps having to get new HDs for the thing. I know another guy with the creative jukebox. It's still going after a good few years now. Plus you can use it for practising guitar and that. Lovely little thing ;)
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:56,
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Tom Baker
EDIT: actualy, that's a joke my friend Claire tells me all the time. It probably isn't quite so hilarious if you haven't heard "guess who's dead?" about a million times.
Sorry.
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EDIT: actualy, that's a joke my friend Claire tells me all the time. It probably isn't quite so hilarious if you haven't heard "guess who's dead?" about a million times.
Sorry.
Everyone needs to move there now
Just so we all have a valid readon to write wang and giggle
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:48,
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you said wang
*giggles*
EDIT: go to Penny Arcade. They say wang a lot.
It's funny.
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:51,
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*giggles*
EDIT: go to Penny Arcade. They say wang a lot.
It's funny.
in no way a stupid post
refering to richard whiteley being dead is here
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:38,
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Me neither.
Got the numbers the other day though, and Carol didn't. I'm pleased with that. :)
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bloody hell
that would make you the world's best mathematician surely?
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Redex
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
EDIT: Bollocks. Works now. You are a bizarre, bizarre person.
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:29,
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EDIT: Bollocks. Works now. You are a bizarre, bizarre person.
Some twat outside has fireworks
and my dog has just crawled under my desk in terror.
Absolute bollock-fucking cunting bastards.
/filthy repost so it's not a total threadwaste
EDIT: Minge donkeys! Now my ISP has ben cunted up the fuck as well! Someone fluff me, quick!
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:22,
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Absolute bollock-fucking cunting bastards.
/filthy repost so it's not a total threadwaste
EDIT: Minge donkeys! Now my ISP has ben cunted up the fuck as well! Someone fluff me, quick!
Not tried it yet
Just having a look around the fantastico thing
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that's not fireworks
someone is shooting your neighbours.
did you lock the front door?
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:24,
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did you lock the front door?
That happened to my old physics teacher once.
He was living in Nigeria at the time.
(So naturally it was an everyday occurrence.)
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:25,
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(So naturally it was an everyday occurrence.)
Mr b3th lived in Nigeria for a time in the 70s
and came dangerously close to being severely killed during a night raid.
In case you're wondering, he wasn't killed. I'm not so much into necrophilia.
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In case you're wondering, he wasn't killed. I'm not so much into necrophilia.
How can you be severely killed?
Surely there is only one level of death?
Is there a lighly killeD?
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:35,
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Is there a lighly killeD?
severely killed
involves machetes and hacking. And submachine guns.
Though he may have been exaggerating slightly.
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:36,
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Though he may have been exaggerating slightly.
Mr Big
obviously came for his $150,000,000 mislaid by my late father, Prince Abu Ahmed Spong, in a secret account by the Ministry of Agriculture.
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:28,
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Dont say shit like that!
Its my first time alone in the house all night for a very long time, and ive watched Dawn of the Dead.
Yay me for timing!
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Yay me for timing!
haha
you want to be on your own watching my little eye, THAT is scary
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I want to be watching HIGNFY
but it's not on any more, so I can't
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:29,
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hola b3th!
my fire alarm went off today whilst my current girlfriend was cooking my dinner and my cat went skitz. crazy little fucka
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:26,
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I got arrested on Wednesday
And got a free website, so I'm right chuffed
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:33,
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are the two facts
directly related?
I got a new website too. Yay us.
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:35,
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I got a new website too. Yay us.
Yes they are
The reason I got arrested was the reason I got the website.
(what's yours?) Do you have that there messenger device?
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:38,
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(what's yours?) Do you have that there messenger device?
my website
is here and it's for a business I set up with a friend.
I drawed the logo myself, freehand and everything.
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:40,
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I drawed the logo myself, freehand and everything.
um....
shoot the?
[email protected]
but I never switch it on, so I might be 'offline' a lot.
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:48,
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[email protected]
but I never switch it on, so I might be 'offline' a lot.
Mr Succulent
I've had it in my head since before computers, so I had to get it out.
I'm new, so go easy. MSPaint and all that. I'm off for a pint and some filthy chicken.
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:17,
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I've had it in my head since before computers, so I had to get it out.
I'm new, so go easy. MSPaint and all that. I'm off for a pint and some filthy chicken.
Haha
Didn't someone get an FP with a variation on that? I've never seen it in the same way since. Woo!
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Name the band (you'll either know it or won't have a clue)
although I've made the pic clear to guess!
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although I've made the pic clear to guess!
Aye.
One of Stewart Lee's ten bands you've never heard of.
Bet that fucker had never heard of Kong or Diatribe though...
(Edit) Apparently a new band have started up with the latter name. Piss-poor inoffensive jazzy/emo shite, not hard banging industrial aggro. Sic transit gloria mundi.
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Bet that fucker had never heard of Kong or Diatribe though...
(Edit) Apparently a new band have started up with the latter name. Piss-poor inoffensive jazzy/emo shite, not hard banging industrial aggro. Sic transit gloria mundi.
Bearded Bloke's Head Stuck On Top Of A Newt.
They supported the Random Maladies last week in Stowupland.
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:17,
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that would make a good exclamation
JESUS LIZZARD THAT MAN HAS NO HAIR!(batman)
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:26,
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hahahahahah
old people can't control their bodily functions!
woo
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woo
It's always fun with Wogan
but Pauly does a good turn, too....
EDIT: mmmmmmm Pauly.........
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:11,
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EDIT: mmmmmmm Pauly.........
I'm sure that really exists somewhere.
Nothing is impossible...
according to quantum mechanics.
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:12,
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according to quantum mechanics.
thanks
i have been away for a little while
wandering about glasgow mainly
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:06,
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wandering about glasgow mainly
poor guy
come to england it's much better
/except the south which is shit
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:08,
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/except the south which is shit
nice!
TJ: ok for some reason my font has gone mega big in the internet explorer pg (at work ok). how do i fix this? i've uploaded teh codez already.... :p
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:01,
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thank you!
wahoooo!
/goes on colleagues pc's and fucks em up
/gets time off the phone to fix them
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:05,
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/goes on colleagues pc's and fucks em up
/gets time off the phone to fix them
Hold Ctrl
and scroll up and down with the mouse wheel.
Or click View-Text Size-Medium.
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:02,
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Or click View-Text Size-Medium.
I recognize this a kittins!
It am lully fluffeh dance teim?
Woo! Yay!
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:09,
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Woo! Yay!
That's the spirit (s)
edit : That reminds me, why aren't I drinking?
(runs to get drinkys)
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:00,
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(runs to get drinkys)
hey hey hey hey maaaan
i'm gonna live my life! like i ain't got nothing bu this rooool of the diiiice!
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:02,
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FEELIN LIKE A MONDAY BUT SOOOMEDAY I'LL BE STURRRDAAYYYY NIIIIIGHT
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:05,
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"We only live once or do we? / Take advice from Mickey Spillane"...
/John Cooper Clarke
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:05,
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Yes.
The picture was taken in January, when I lived somewhere else in Leeds (4 storeys up).
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:03,
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Is it near the Curve of Death?
Right, I'm off for a piss-up. See you all later (probably tomorrow morning.) 'Night!
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:00,
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dry dock. tuesday night. £1 a pint. free entry.
awesome.
wednesday. ill. all. day.
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:11,
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wednesday. ill. all. day.
Fuck.
I'm going home this weekend. ;-(
(230 miles, before you ask.)
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:13,
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(230 miles, before you ask.)
makes random guess of north east
/checks map
you live in the north sea AICMFP!
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:16,
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you live in the north sea AICMFP!
You were right first time.
Bloody scally capital of East Anglia, it is.
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