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[challenge entry] The truth behind mobile ringtone production.

(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:46, archived)
# I like the box of tissues on that desk...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:49, archived)
# it's for that bird.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:52, archived)
# MANGY ARSE!
Sorry.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:49, archived)
# BUMBLEFUCK!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:51, archived)
# BUMBLEFUCK!
Edit: 2 year anniversary in 2 days time!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:52, archived)
# My friends at school used b3ta
Long before I knew about it.
They used to call my friend Mark BUMBLEFUCK
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:58, archived)
# this wins.
-hopes so hard this ends up being your random quote-
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:52, archived)
# I made it up, its not fair!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:53, archived)
# oh, it's fair.
trust me.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:54, archived)
# What about Minge donkeys?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:57, archived)
# they're
mine
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:01, archived)
# BUMARSE
That one be mine
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:05, archived)
# Still huge!
And: Er, what?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:49, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
That am woo!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:50, archived)
# *gasp*
thats my first ever wooyay!

Thankyou!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:51, archived)
# Awwwww
First of many I'd say then. Keep up the good work ;)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:52, archived)
# He's definitely saying yay.
Is she saying woo?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:13, archived)
# one of
Arnie's early photo shoots?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:50, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Terrifyingly, while making this (which was an ordeal in itself), that was one of the names that sprung to mind
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:51, archived)
# an ordeal?
you mean 'shopping one handed?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:52, archived)
#
bleh.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:53, archived)
# I tried not to jump on the bandwagon, but i made this for replying to pretty ladies
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:42, archived)
# I suppose that'd be good for scaring them away
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:43, archived)
# Eh?
EDIT: Fuck it. It's ipod related.
shittest cunting thing ever made
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:43, archived)
# It's not even a good music player.
*sighs*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:46, archived)
# Hehe
You know the best thing about the mini ones is? You can get them dead cheap then pull them apart to get at the microdrive. Then use that in something decent like a camera :D
Saves a fortune.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:47, archived)
# iRecommend
the Sony NW3. Pretty good, really.

Not that I'm an expert or anything. In fact, I'm a bit of a girl when it comes to technology: "I'll have the blue one - it's pretty"....
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:46, archived)
# I
always loved those Creative jukebox players. They're dead good.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:48, archived)
# ive got one of those
Its hard as nails and has never fucked up. All me mates have ipods and they are always fucking up.

/i hate ipod blog


/oh and b3ta says "Jokes are better than technique."
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:53, archived)
# and technique
is better than length.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:56, archived)
# Arf!
you're a girl though. I thought size mattered ;)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:57, archived)
# yes
but I'm a very nice girl. We don't make comments about size while you're around
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:59, archived)
# Meh!
I'm not small.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:04, archived)
# Hehehe
Yeah I know one person with an ipod. He keeps having to get new HDs for the thing. I know another guy with the creative jukebox. It's still going after a good few years now. Plus you can use it for practising guitar and that. Lovely little thing ;)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:56, archived)
# how many strings on a creative jukebox?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:58, archived)
# Eh?
Nah you can slow down tunes to work stuff out by ear :P
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:03, archived)
# *checks file name*
Doh!

That took me far too long to get.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:44, archived)
# Eye Wood hey?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:45, archived)
# Today's Countdown Conundrum..


Did you get it?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:30, archived)
# No.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:30, archived)
# Have more respect
for the DEAD!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:31, archived)
# I beg your pardon?
Who's dead?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:36, archived)
# Tom Baker

EDIT: actualy, that's a joke my friend Claire tells me all the time. It probably isn't quite so hilarious if you haven't heard "guess who's dead?" about a million times.

Sorry.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:37, archived)
# Oh thats ok then
Though you mean Richard Whiteley
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:38, archived)
# he has pneumonia
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:43, archived)
# Skinny-dipping in the fountains again?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:46, archived)
# He's the mayor of Wetwang
probably took the name seriously
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:47, archived)
# Everyone needs to move there now
Just so we all have a valid readon to write wang and giggle
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:48, archived)
# you said wang

*giggles*

EDIT: go to Penny Arcade. They say wang a lot.

It's funny.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:51, archived)
# in no way a stupid post
refering to richard whiteley being dead is here
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:38, archived)
# He's dead?
Huzzah!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:40, archived)
# Oh noes!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:39, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:40, archived)
# ooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:41, archived)
# is it?
*checks watch*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:43, archived)
# ssssssssssssssEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:43, archived)
#
ooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOONOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo

(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:45, archived)
# I can't remember the last time I got it


*sighs*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:32, archived)
#
seconded
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:33, archived)
# *Gives it.*
..
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:34, archived)
# Me neither.
Got the numbers the other day though, and Carol didn't. I'm pleased with that. :)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:35, archived)
# Err...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:36, archived)
# bloody hell
that would make you the world's best mathematician surely?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:36, archived)
# Yes, yes I am.*
*Not true
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:40, archived)
# CLEAVAGE!
...



..


...
WONKY CLEVAGE!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:36, archived)
# woo! any excuse to repost...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:37, archived)
# hooray
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:40, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:44, archived)
# ahahahahaahh
ahoohoohooohooohoohoo
ahahahaha
*breathe*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:04, archived)
# HAHAHAAHAHH!
NICE!!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:12, archived)
# -----
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:28, archived)
# Redex
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

EDIT: Bollocks. Works now. You are a bizarre, bizarre person.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:29, archived)
# poo bum willy
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:09, archived)
# Welcome to our country, sir.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry] They won't tell anyone what they make





I'm so sorry
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:27, archived)
# "Harehills, please..."
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:27, archived)
# Rather there than Hull.
Although they are close.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:30, archived)
# Some twat outside has fireworks
and my dog has just crawled under my desk in terror.

Absolute bollock-fucking cunting bastards.

/filthy repost so it's not a total threadwaste


EDIT: Minge donkeys! Now my ISP has ben cunted up the fuck as well! Someone fluff me, quick!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:22, archived)
#
filthy repostdex, i'm afraid
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:23, archived)
# You sir, are my new god
Grazie
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:24, archived)
#
/bows gracefully

did ftp work?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:25, archived)
# Not tried it yet
Just having a look around the fantastico thing
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:28, archived)
# that's not fireworks
someone is shooting your neighbours.

did you lock the front door?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:24, archived)
# That happened to my old physics teacher once.
He was living in Nigeria at the time.
(So naturally it was an everyday occurrence.)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:25, archived)
# Mr b3th lived in Nigeria for a time in the 70s
and came dangerously close to being severely killed during a night raid.

In case you're wondering, he wasn't killed. I'm not so much into necrophilia.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:27, archived)
# Never crossed my mind.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:29, archived)
# How can you be severely killed?
Surely there is only one level of death?

Is there a lighly killeD?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:35, archived)
# severely killed
involves machetes and hacking. And submachine guns.

Though he may have been exaggerating slightly.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:36, archived)
# Mr Big
obviously came for his $150,000,000 mislaid by my late father, Prince Abu Ahmed Spong, in a secret account by the Ministry of Agriculture.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:28, archived)
# Dont say shit like that!
Its my first time alone in the house all night for a very long time, and ive watched Dawn of the Dead.

Yay me for timing!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:26, archived)
# haha
you want to be on your own watching my little eye, THAT is scary
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:27, archived)
# I want to be watching HIGNFY
but it's not on any more, so I can't
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:29, archived)
# *deploys emergency fluff and blatent dirty 'roast*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:24, archived)
# yay for tall penguins!
can he play basketball?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:25, archived)
# Huzzah!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:26, archived)
# Some fluff then
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:25, archived)
# the fireworks
scared your ISP too?

/refluffs
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:26, archived)
# Ouch!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:27, archived)
# hola b3th!
my fire alarm went off today whilst my current girlfriend was cooking my dinner and my cat went skitz. crazy little fucka
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:26, archived)
#

(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:28, archived)
# That's so fluffy
it hurts.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:29, archived)
# MINGE DONKEYS!
Genius!
Allo B3th
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:30, archived)
# allo sweet'eart
how's you?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:31, archived)
# I got arrested on Wednesday
And got a free website, so I'm right chuffed
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:33, archived)
# are the two facts
directly related?

I got a new website too. Yay us.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:35, archived)
# Yes they are
The reason I got arrested was the reason I got the website.
(what's yours?) Do you have that there messenger device?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:38, archived)
# my website
is here and it's for a business I set up with a friend.

I drawed the logo myself, freehand and everything.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:40, archived)
# Yay!
Messenger?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:46, archived)
# um....
shoot the?

[email protected]

but I never switch it on, so I might be 'offline' a lot.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:48, archived)
# Bah
Minge donkeys
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:49, archived)
# teehee
hee
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:49, archived)
# argh! arghhhhhhhhh!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:21, archived)
# haha
he wasn't expecting that misfortune!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:26, archived)
# Eep!
That's scary. Woo!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:26, archived)
# haha, i thought the finger thing was what you did to it.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:31, archived)
# Meh
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:19, archived)
# Woo.
Maybe I'll crack the big 500 tomorrow...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:21, archived)
# holy fuck i'm gonna crack 3000 this week
/tries to get a life
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:27, archived)
# don't touch that zabbitablough!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:32, archived)
# yay sbemails!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:39, archived)
[challenge entry] first ever compo post

scary stuff this posting mularky
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:18, archived)
# "It's people!"
Woo!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:53, archived)
# Mr Succulent


I've had it in my head since before computers, so I had to get it out.
I'm new, so go easy. MSPaint and all that. I'm off for a pint and some filthy chicken.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:17, archived)
# Haha
Didn't someone get an FP with a variation on that? I've never seen it in the same way since. Woo!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:21, archived)
# CHORTLE
well done that man

(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:57, archived)
# Name the band (you'll either know it or won't have a clue)

although I've made the pic clear to guess!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:15, archived)
# salamander jesus
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:16, archived)
# jesus lizard??
??
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:16, archived)
# Aye.
One of Stewart Lee's ten bands you've never heard of.

Bet that fucker had never heard of Kong or Diatribe though...

(Edit) Apparently a new band have started up with the latter name. Piss-poor inoffensive jazzy/emo shite, not hard banging industrial aggro. Sic transit gloria mundi.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:19, archived)
# Jesus & Mary Chain
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:16, archived)
# Jesus Lizard!
Am I right?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:17, archived)
# you are
but you were 9 seconds too late.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:18, archived)
# Jesus Christ!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:17, archived)
# lovely execution!
/coat
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:17, archived)
# Bearded Bloke's Head Stuck On Top Of A Newt.
They supported the Random Maladies last week in Stowupland.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:17, archived)
# jesus lizard!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:19, archived)
# that would make a good exclamation
JESUS LIZZARD THAT MAN HAS NO HAIR!(batman)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:26, archived)
# JESUS LIZARD!
HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:33, archived)
# and where could one deposit this..?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:12, archived)
# hahahahahah
old people can't control their bodily functions!

woo
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:14, archived)
# Poor skull
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:12, archived)
# oh dear
oh deary me, whatever will you do now?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:16, archived)
# Fun with astrophysics...and Wogan
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:10, archived)
# It's always fun with Wogan
but Pauly does a good turn, too....

EDIT: mmmmmmm Pauly.........
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:11, archived)
# I'm sure that really exists somewhere.
Nothing is impossible...
according to quantum mechanics.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:12, archived)
# It's a very eccentric orbit
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:13, archived)
# wooooooo-gan!
nicely done...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:14, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:04, archived)
# very nice!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:05, archived)
# thanks
i have been away for a little while

wandering about glasgow mainly
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:06, archived)
# poor guy
come to england it's much better

/except the south which is shit
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:08, archived)
# nice
i don't get it... but nice
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:05, archived)
# *gives money/job*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:11, archived)
# yay
*spends on luxury pets*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:12, archived)
# ha ha best reply
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:15, archived)
# He's a looker
I bet he has all the girls.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:15, archived)
# Hello you :)
Always glad to see your work.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:31, archived)
# Disco cat commands you to get funky.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:58, archived)
# wooooo!
*postures*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:58, archived)
# KITTY!
*funkies*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:01, archived)
# nice!
TJ: ok for some reason my font has gone mega big in the internet explorer pg (at work ok). how do i fix this? i've uploaded teh codez already.... :p
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:01, archived)
# hold control and scroll your mousewheel
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:02, archived)
# thank you!
wahoooo!

/goes on colleagues pc's and fucks em up

/gets time off the phone to fix them
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:05, archived)
# Hold Ctrl
and scroll up and down with the mouse wheel.
Or click View-Text Size-Medium.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:02, archived)
# Woo!
*gets funky*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:01, archived)
# .
BOOGEE DOWN KITTY
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:02, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:03, archived)
# I recognize this a kittins!
It am lully fluffeh dance teim?

Woo! Yay!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:09, archived)
# OOOOOOOOOOOH
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAH
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:14, archived)
# BABY
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:15, archived)
# Where?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:16, archived)
# GET DOWN!
BOOOGIEEEE ORRRRRR DIIIIIIEEEEE!
WOO!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:18, archived)
# Quality!
We demands a front page. Politely.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:21, archived)
# NINGNGNGN
all
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:57, archived)
# NGNGNGNNGNGNGNG!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:59, archived)
# That's the spirit (s)
edit : That reminds me, why aren't I drinking?
(runs to get drinkys)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:00, archived)
# hey hey hey hey maaaan
i'm gonna live my life! like i ain't got nothing bu this rooool of the diiiice!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:02, archived)
# You tell 'em girl!
Woot!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:04, archived)
# FEELIN LIKE A MONDAY BUT SOOOMEDAY I'LL BE STURRRDAAYYYY NIIIIIGHT
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:05, archived)
# "We only live once or do we? / Take advice from Mickey Spillane"...
/John Cooper Clarke
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:05, archived)
# john cooper clarke rocks my woooorld
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:08, archived)
# *hugs*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:08, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:01, archived)
# Is that snow?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:02, archived)
# Yes.
The picture was taken in January, when I lived somewhere else in Leeds (4 storeys up).
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Inside a local factory
in a town, called Malice. Nice place
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:56, archived)
# *rocks out*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:57, archived)
# Is it near the Curve of Death?
Right, I'm off for a piss-up. See you all later (probably tomorrow morning.) 'Night!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:00, archived)
# night mate
i'll be in town after 11 :) LEEDS ROCKS
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:02, archived)
# Damn right
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:04, archived)
# dry dock. tuesday night. £1 a pint. free entry.
awesome.

wednesday. ill. all. day.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:11, archived)
# Fuck.
I'm going home this weekend. ;-(
(230 miles, before you ask.)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:13, archived)
# makes random guess of north east
/checks map


you live in the north sea AICMFP!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:16, archived)
# Suffolk actually.
AISYFP.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:18, archived)
# *guesses*
ipswich....

...... *senses*


bury st edmonds AIRMFP
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:25, archived)
# You were right first time.
Bloody scally capital of East Anglia, it is.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:26, archived)
# just because
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:56, archived)
# wouldn't
















sorry.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:11, archived)
# Bah!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:16, archived)
# I said
"sorry"!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:18, archived)

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