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#
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:41, archived)
# lol
very woo!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:42, archived)
# very
nice!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:51, archived)
# mmm nice.. nice
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:53, archived)
# Is it just me?
image
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:41, archived)
# how about
'exploring Goatse'
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:44, archived)
# Oh, thanks.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 15:19, archived)
# yes, it's just you
nobody else uses windows anymore these days
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:50, archived)
# they`re great for fresh air though
nothing comes close, apart from maybe doors
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:52, archived)
# Actually
I do use Debian Linux too. It's good.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:54, archived)
# yummee!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:37, archived)
# w/y/h
And one of teh best viedios evah!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:39, archived)
# i watched that video the other night!
it rocks my world


ning everyone!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:46, archived)
# whaaa?
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 15:20, archived)
# My imagination is low at the moment
So this pea roast will have to do for now

*puts brain in gear*

(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:32, archived)
# Nice spong!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:33, archived)
# hehe
it`s like that weird bit in Watership Down

.. only with more spice
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:34, archived)
# Bloody Pooh.
woo
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:34, archived)
# yay!

fine for you, but what about your puppies,
and your puppy's puppies? God, am I the only
one who's outraged here?

/family guy
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:43, archived)
# Never before has < 100k of bacon made me so happy
cyborgcentral.dynip.com/~browren/flash/bacon_flash.swf
I only wish I had made something this great.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:23, archived)
# hahahaaahha
class
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:25, archived)
# Bacon?
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:25, archived)
# all the bacon in the world!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:27, archived)
#

(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:29, archived)
# :-)
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:30, archived)
# hahaha
i love to goad that one out, i will work on my business plan next week
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:30, archived)
# Woo!
*joins in*
It's a Laser! It's a Laser! It's a Laser!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:25, archived)
# haha
Great
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:26, archived)
# Quality
And will be singing it all day
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:28, archived)
# Superbness!
And me too. Pity the sound's overcompressed, I'm sure it's worth higher quality.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:42, archived)
# for some reason I was waiting for the bacon to get in the way
and get cooked.

mmmm, bacon.

I know it wouldn't have slowed the laser any. er. nevermind.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:30, archived)
# That's spiggin' Cuban that is
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:32, archived)
# nice music

is it the cure?
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:33, archived)
# or perhaps
the white stripes?
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:35, archived)
# ha ha!

very clever use of bacon-music
puns.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 15:07, archived)
# ta mate!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 15:08, archived)
# mmmmm
bacon
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:58, archived)
# Puffing away
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:22, archived)
# love that smoke effect!
tres woo indeed! top stuff!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:23, archived)
# No doubt this chap is a total hit with the ladies
he's utterly brill
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:25, archived)
# He certainly seduced me
Now I'm forced to rub his belly and scratch behind his ears every time I see him.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:26, archived)
# That's no belly...
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:28, archived)
# class smokeage
what a dapper chap
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:34, archived)
# I can only say
WOO
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:57, archived)
# Whoopsy..


Lovely isn't it?
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:22, archived)
# BA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING BWAAAP BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA
woo!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:30, archived)
# please
dont resurrect him... uhm... it.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:40, archived)
# Vader does 'Reality TV' - Episode 2

Episode 3 coming soon - "Vader's Kitchen Nightmares"
episode 1 here www.b3ta.com/board/4760799
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:12, archived)
# Fuckin' ace.

(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:14, archived)
# Hahaha
I'd watch it.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:15, archived)
# I am loving these! "I find your lack of fence disturbing" hahahaha
have a star wars repost ;o)
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:17, archived)
# I love that, here, have a teaser before the next installment...
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:18, archived)
# hahahah
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:18, archived)
# LOL
Puntastic.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:23, archived)
# hahahahahaha!

(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:18, archived)
# Fantastic!
Your lack of fence is cracking.

Now where's episode 1?
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:24, archived)
# Here
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:30, archived)
# Well, Episode 1 is good
But this is better. Normally I smile when I see funny stuff here, but this one made me laugh.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:36, archived)
# haha
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:30, archived)
#
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:07, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:11, archived)
# That is such a choad tower!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:20, archived)
# Right
but oh, so wrong!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:44, archived)
# well ill be damned
I farted with joy wen i saw that, well done
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 21:52, archived)
# another restore job
and some very basic colouring

(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:58, archived)
# oh my.
that's spiff-tastic.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:58, archived)
# Thats
Jolly excellent
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:06, archived)
# It lacked something
Photo
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:52, archived)
# insert witty magnum pi -> magnum ice cream -> pi joke here


I'm really sorry, for some reason my only photoshopping inspiration is coming from everyone's favourite p.i., tom selleck. I'll try doing something with terry nutkins next.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:52, archived)
# hahahah
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:58, archived)
# mr selleck is looking mighty pleased
for a man who has just drawn a big 'PI' on someone else's whiteboard.

you're not fooling anyone, mr.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:01, archived)
# also
it looks like he's pretty pleased to see you (unless that's a magnum in his pocket)
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:06, archived)
# *yoink*
*steals magnum's magnum*
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:11, archived)
# "Awww"
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:44, archived)
# yum yum yum

Spam up!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:47, archived)
# you nutter! :o)
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:58, archived)
# That's
absolutely brilliant.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:38, archived)
# American politics just got a whole lot coooooooler.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:42, archived)
# YES
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:45, archived)
# eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:49, archived)
#
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:49, archived)
# haha ace
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:01, archived)
# Infact, all his government is superb..

(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:50, archived)
# hehe
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:01, archived)
# i'd vote for him!
woo
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry] 11.99 for a pack of 24
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(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:32, archived)
# cor
it doesn't taste THAT good!
and what's with the strange version of the xxxx logo?
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:33, archived)
# Brilliant pic
I love the little shrug that the rat is doing "Hey! It's just piss right?"
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:34, archived)
# what on earth!
BB - I do believe this is your first seamless post ever!

come on man! more effort

*runs like fuck*
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:37, archived)
# drank loads of
can't be arsed last night
hehe :)
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:44, archived)
# pffft :D
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:46, archived)
# They don't call it XXXX...
Out of ignorance....
(, Mon 13 Jun 2005, 11:08, archived)
# ive got a new gun!
highspeed1.clintweb.co.uk/glock.avi
MWahahahahahaha! you all dead now!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:26, archived)
# its ok
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:30, archived)
# I'm suddenly glad
i'm not into bumming
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:31, archived)
# *bums kezza*
*titters*
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:33, archived)
# *leaps out from hiding place with camera*
congratulations, your our next contestant on "I bummed a goat that was disguised as kezza... what will i do next!?"
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:37, archived)
# eep!
Well there is only one thing for it!...








*makes a ploughman's sandwich*
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:41, archived)
# Yeah
Go on... dig in.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:43, archived)
# I will
Ugh!

Why did I put tomatos in it? I hate tomatos!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:45, archived)
# don't look - contains this image.:
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:33, archived)
# haha
yeah website i was browsing at the time
here www.ex-poser.com
not filthy i assure you :P
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:37, archived)
# lucky you didn't hit the girlfriend
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(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:42, archived)
# mmwhahahaah
thats brill :D

yeah dont want to pop her... couldnt afford another
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:55, archived)
# Youse chickenshit!
Fight wi' yer hands, yer fookin jessie!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:22, archived)
# Pimpin' All Ova Da World, Muthafucka
Bindun?
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:21, archived)
#
just type "status" in your web browser for SUPER QUICK QUO-ING!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:41, archived)
# what to do
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:14, archived)
# steer
up?
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:16, archived)
# lovely, woo
tj: what's this 530 to many users error i keep getting?
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:18, archived)
# You
are obviously surplus to requirements.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:20, archived)
# fair enough
*goes back to watching Jimmy Stewart film*
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:22, archived)
# No...
You stay here. I'm going to bed now, so you can have my place.

Look... it's still warm!

*offers seat*
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:23, archived)
# cheers, sleep tight
i really should go and mow the lawn, why don't i get my jobs done first then arse about on b3ta
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:25, archived)
# If
I could answer that question, I would not still be here hitting F5.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:26, archived)
# Get Mrs Mongychops to do it.
My other half's outside doing ours :)
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:28, archived)
# she's took the kids out so i can do chores
but i thought i'd fuck about here first, i'm now under pressure to get them all done
edit/ hi ho, off to work i go
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:30, archived)
# I suppose its a error you get when there are too many users.
/coat

I'm not getting it though.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:20, archived)
# Im getting that aswell
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:21, archived)
# I'm not
B3ta must have us all prioritised in order of importance.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:22, archived)
# Use Viagra to help with that
*puts glasses on* oh.. importance. gotcha.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:24, archived)
# Talking of which,
I can't stay up any longer.

I'm off to bed - night all!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:25, archived)
# Haha
Night :)
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:26, archived)
# i only got it the once
tis weird
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:21, archived)
# that would indicate flakeage, breakage, and ploppage
the errors in the 500 range are for "the server`s creaking"
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:26, archived)
# i think i was from an msn group though
only allowing 10 users
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:29, archived)
# ah yes, it`ll probably be too many _anonymous_ users then
people logged in are probably fine

edit: and what do you expect from Microsoft! the foooooooools
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:35, archived)
# some work on the shadow?
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:25, archived)
# Vader does 'Reality TV' - Episode 1

Episode 2 coming laters... in "Use the Ground Force, Luke"
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:06, archived)
# WOO YAY
did anyone else find the fact that they called the young jedi 'younglings' as ridiculous as the "NOOOOOOOoooooooo" bit?
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:08, archived)
# yes
i think george has issues with his childhood or something
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:10, archived)
# Yes.
It made them sound like they'd just hatched from spawn.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:10, archived)
# This
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:17, archived)
# the most riduculous bit was the first word right under the title in the opening credits, made me think of this...
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:11, archived)
#
hehe
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:13, archived)
# That annoyed me too.
on a level of which only my pants smothered in flame can relate to
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:26, archived)
# Shameless pea-roast from last night0rz
sillyness

(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:42, archived)
# heehee
fantastique.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:47, archived)
# NOOOOOOOoooooooo
well okay then. maybe a bit silly.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:12, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
He has become more gay than he can possibly imagine
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:11, archived)
# top notch!
*waits for "Use the Ground Force, Luke"*
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:14, archived)
# hahaha, woo
i'm going to rent that when it comes out, or maybe wait till it's on telly
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:14, archived)
# hahaha
arf
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:15, archived)
# Bloodeh good woo
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:17, archived)
# W/Y/H
/eagerly awaits part II
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:20, archived)
# Paaaaiiiint Maaaash!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:04, archived)
# Yay for Paint!

Have Terry Venables and the postcards of DOOM.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:06, archived)
# Yay for scary postcards!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:12, archived)
# hahaha
Pearoasted paintmash you say? Sure thing..
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:18, archived)
# Yes! Go go go
Pearoast the tomatosmash mash
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:23, archived)
# WOO!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:27, archived)
# Party party!
Do the paintmash boogie
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:30, archived)
# XD
everyone loves teh boogie!!
*boogies*
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:42, archived)
# quick photo restoration
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:04, archived)
#
cowboys on bicycles !
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:06, archived)
# Oooh
Not bad, not bad.

But what would you have done if the area that was watermarked and peeling had been on building, not sky?
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:06, archived)
# I would have sorted it no problem. NEXT! ;-)
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:08, archived)
# that's pretty ace
nice one
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:07, archived)
# Nicely cleaned
Woo! Now you can colour it in ;-)
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:07, archived)
# nice!
people make a mint from doing that stuff
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:08, archived)
#
This one was just a 5 min job. I've done some FAR worse before.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:08, archived)
# you could do some kind of postal thing where people send the pictures, you can them, do them up, and send them back a CD or a photo print


.. actually! fuck it.. I`m quitting my job and learning how to use photoshop!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:10, archived)
# I thought of that. In fact I got pretty close to starting something once, then as per usual I couldnt be arsed to follow it through
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:10, archived)
# I've got my own design business and believe me, the photo restoration business is VERY over saturated*





*sorry for the crap photography type pun there.
/coat
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:20, archived)
# bums
another idea down the swanny then :(
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:24, archived)
# stick with the ringtones
you'll be rich(ard i tell you
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:27, archived)
# Very nicely done.
:)
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:14, archived)
# nice vurk
:)
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:16, archived)
# nice job!
my hardest case of photo restoration:

Polaroid print of the '70s, kept in a wallet and therefore scratched, dusty etc.

After many tests, the best technique (although a little bit daring) was to drop some water on the scanner and put the photo on it.

A flat weight on the photo squeezed most of the water out, leaving enough to do a thin film betweem the glass and the plastinc film covering the photo.

the wet effect almost completely "removed" all those sratches that were on the photo, with an effect far better that I could ever hope doing with photoshop.

and (to my surprise) the photo was not daamged at all by the process!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:00, archived)
#
you are brave! That's the kind of thing I would do if the photo was mine. Knowing my luck, if I tried that with someone elses, it would fall apart haha
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:13, archived)

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