yes, it's just you
nobody else uses windows anymore these days
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:50,
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they`re great for fresh air though
nothing comes close, apart from maybe doors
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:52,
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i watched that video the other night!
it rocks my world
ning everyone!
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:46,
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ning everyone!
My imagination is low at the moment
So this pea roast will have to do for now
*puts brain in gear*
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:32,
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*puts brain in gear*
hehe
it`s like that weird bit in Watership Down
.. only with more spice
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:34,
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.. only with more spice
yay!
fine for you, but what about your puppies,
and your puppy's puppies? God, am I the only
one who's outraged here?
/family guy
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:43,
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fine for you, but what about your puppies,
and your puppy's puppies? God, am I the only
one who's outraged here?
/family guy
Never before has < 100k of bacon made me so happy
cyborgcentral.dynip.com/~browren/flash/bacon_flash.swf
I only wish I had made something this great.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:23,
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I only wish I had made something this great.
hahaha
i love to goad that one out, i will work on my business plan next week
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:30,
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Superbness!
And me too. Pity the sound's overcompressed, I'm sure it's worth higher quality.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:42,
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for some reason I was waiting for the bacon to get in the way
and get cooked.
mmmm, bacon.
I know it wouldn't have slowed the laser any. er. nevermind.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:30,
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mmmm, bacon.
I know it wouldn't have slowed the laser any. er. nevermind.
No doubt this chap is a total hit with the ladies
he's utterly brill
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:25,
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He certainly seduced me
Now I'm forced to rub his belly and scratch behind his ears every time I see him.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:26,
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BA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING BWAAAP BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA
woo!
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:30,
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Vader does 'Reality TV' - Episode 2
Episode 3 coming soon - "Vader's Kitchen Nightmares"
episode 1 here www.b3ta.com/board/4760799
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:12,
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Episode 3 coming soon - "Vader's Kitchen Nightmares"
episode 1 here www.b3ta.com/board/4760799
I am loving these! "I find your lack of fence disturbing" hahahaha
have a star wars repost ;o)
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:17,
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I love that, here, have a teaser before the next installment...
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:18,
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Fantastic!
Your lack of fence is cracking.
Now where's episode 1?
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:24,
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Now where's episode 1?
Well, Episode 1 is good
But this is better. Normally I smile when I see funny stuff here, but this one made me laugh.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:36,
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haha
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:30,
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well ill be damned
I farted with joy wen i saw that, well done
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Sun 12 Jun 2005, 21:52,
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insert witty magnum pi -> magnum ice cream -> pi joke here
I'm really sorry, for some reason my only photoshopping inspiration is coming from everyone's favourite p.i., tom selleck. I'll try doing something with terry nutkins next.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:52,
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I'm really sorry, for some reason my only photoshopping inspiration is coming from everyone's favourite p.i., tom selleck. I'll try doing something with terry nutkins next.
mr selleck is looking mighty pleased
for a man who has just drawn a big 'PI' on someone else's whiteboard.
you're not fooling anyone, mr.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:01,
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you're not fooling anyone, mr.
also
it looks like he's pretty pleased to see you (unless that's a magnum in his pocket)
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:06,
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cor
it doesn't taste THAT good!
and what's with the strange version of the xxxx logo?
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:33,
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and what's with the strange version of the xxxx logo?
Brilliant pic
I love the little shrug that the rat is doing "Hey! It's just piss right?"
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:34,
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what on earth!
BB - I do believe this is your first seamless post ever!
come on man! more effort
*runs like fuck*
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:37,
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come on man! more effort
*runs like fuck*
ive got a new gun!
highspeed1.clintweb.co.uk/glock.avi
MWahahahahahaha! you all dead now!
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:26,
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MWahahahahahaha! you all dead now!
*leaps out from hiding place with camera*
congratulations, your our next contestant on "I bummed a goat that was disguised as kezza... what will i do next!?"
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:37,
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eep!
Well there is only one thing for it!...
*makes a ploughman's sandwich*
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:41,
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*makes a ploughman's sandwich*
haha
yeah website i was browsing at the time
here www.ex-poser.com
not filthy i assure you :P
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:37,
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here www.ex-poser.com
not filthy i assure you :P
mmwhahahaah
thats brill :D
yeah dont want to pop her... couldnt afford another
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:55,
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yeah dont want to pop her... couldnt afford another
just type "status" in your web browser for SUPER QUICK QUO-ING!
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:41,
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lovely, woo
tj: what's this 530 to many users error i keep getting?
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:18,
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No...
You stay here. I'm going to bed now, so you can have my place.
Look... it's still warm!
*offers seat*
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:23,
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Look... it's still warm!
*offers seat*
cheers, sleep tight
i really should go and mow the lawn, why don't i get my jobs done first then arse about on b3ta
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:25,
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If
I could answer that question, I would not still be here hitting F5.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:26,
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Get Mrs Mongychops to do it.
My other half's outside doing ours :)
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:28,
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she's took the kids out so i can do chores
but i thought i'd fuck about here first, i'm now under pressure to get them all done
edit/ hi ho, off to work i go
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:30,
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edit/ hi ho, off to work i go
I suppose its a error you get when there are too many users.
/coat
I'm not getting it though.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:20,
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I'm not getting it though.
I'm not
B3ta must have us all prioritised in order of importance.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:22,
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Use Viagra to help with that
*puts glasses on* oh.. importance. gotcha.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:24,
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Talking of which,
I can't stay up any longer.
I'm off to bed - night all!
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:25,
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I'm off to bed - night all!
that would indicate flakeage, breakage, and ploppage
the errors in the 500 range are for "the server`s creaking"
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:26,
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ah yes, it`ll probably be too many _anonymous_ users then
people logged in are probably fine
edit: and what do you expect from Microsoft! the foooooooools
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:35,
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edit: and what do you expect from Microsoft! the foooooooools
Vader does 'Reality TV' - Episode 1
Episode 2 coming laters... in "Use the Ground Force, Luke"
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:06,
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Episode 2 coming laters... in "Use the Ground Force, Luke"
WOO YAY
did anyone else find the fact that they called the young jedi 'younglings' as ridiculous as the "NOOOOOOOoooooooo" bit?
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:08,
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the most riduculous bit was the first word right under the title in the opening credits, made me think of this...
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:11,
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That annoyed me too.
on a level of which only my pants smothered in flame can relate to
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:26,
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Ha ha ha ha
He has become more gay than he can possibly imagine
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:11,
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hahaha, woo
i'm going to rent that when it comes out, or maybe wait till it's on telly
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:14,
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Oooh
Not bad, not bad.
But what would you have done if the area that was watermarked and peeling had been on building, not sky?
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:06,
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But what would you have done if the area that was watermarked and peeling had been on building, not sky?
This one was just a 5 min job. I've done some FAR worse before.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:08,
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you could do some kind of postal thing where people send the pictures, you can them, do them up, and send them back a CD or a photo print
.. actually! fuck it.. I`m quitting my job and learning how to use photoshop!
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:10,
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.. actually! fuck it.. I`m quitting my job and learning how to use photoshop!
I thought of that. In fact I got pretty close to starting something once, then as per usual I couldnt be arsed to follow it through
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:10,
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I've got my own design business and believe me, the photo restoration business is VERY over saturated*
*sorry for the crap photography type pun there.
/coat
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 13:20,
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*sorry for the crap photography type pun there.
/coat
nice job!
my hardest case of photo restoration:
Polaroid print of the '70s, kept in a wallet and therefore scratched, dusty etc.
After many tests, the best technique (although a little bit daring) was to drop some water on the scanner and put the photo on it.
A flat weight on the photo squeezed most of the water out, leaving enough to do a thin film betweem the glass and the plastinc film covering the photo.
the wet effect almost completely "removed" all those sratches that were on the photo, with an effect far better that I could ever hope doing with photoshop.
and (to my surprise) the photo was not daamged at all by the process!
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:00,
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Polaroid print of the '70s, kept in a wallet and therefore scratched, dusty etc.
After many tests, the best technique (although a little bit daring) was to drop some water on the scanner and put the photo on it.
A flat weight on the photo squeezed most of the water out, leaving enough to do a thin film betweem the glass and the plastinc film covering the photo.
the wet effect almost completely "removed" all those sratches that were on the photo, with an effect far better that I could ever hope doing with photoshop.
and (to my surprise) the photo was not daamged at all by the process!
you are brave! That's the kind of thing I would do if the photo was mine. Knowing my luck, if I tried that with someone elses, it would fall apart haha
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 14:13,
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