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(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:37, archived)
# more goth than emo
yeah. That's a goth
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:38, archived)
# Surely
the only notable differences between emo and goth are ten years and slightly less fucking whiney music taste?
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:41, archived)
# no
edit/ Those are the top definitions on UD
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:42, archived)
# yes
good point
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:43, archived)
# Emo
Genre of softcore punk music that integrates unenthusiastic melodramatic 17 year olds who dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:43, archived)
# Goth
Someone who likes the darker side of things. They usually listen to death metal and goth music, such as Dismember and Bauhaus. Marilyn Manson is NOT goth. He's just...weird. Real goths are not depressing and suicidal like the posers you see at Hot Topic. Goths are fun to be around and aren't afraid to laugh at themselves every so often. They don't worship Satan and aren't evil despite what some ignorant people might say. Goths don't all dress alike either. They like to create their own unique style. Goths are also very intelligent and creative. A lot of them are writers and artists. Goths DON'T envy the popular people. They are what they are because it makes them happy. Goths would rather stay who they are and be among the so called "freaks" than be like everyone else and be popular. They understand that there are more important things in life than popularity, and usually succeed in life while the popular ones don't become much of anything.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:43, archived)
# Hooyaywooness!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:51, archived)
# Oh yeah? Name a successful goth who stayed a goth.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 17:12, archived)
# Jim Steinman
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 17:17, archived)
# ha ha ha
imagine what a goth emu would look like!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:43, archived)
# Haha
There's probably one hiding here too
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:42, archived)
#
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:48, archived)
# Leningrad?
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 17:09, archived)
# YAY
love that

*borrows to take the piss*
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 17:28, archived)
# hmm (2) -.-
clicky
another dodgy one but maybe itll work...ZZZZzzz
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:32, archived)
# Doh!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:34, archived)
# mmmm chicken
and another red X
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:34, archived)
# doh!
now try
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:35, archived)
# Yeeay!
Woo!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:52, archived)
# moo


(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:16, archived)
# It looks like she's running away from the nasty man.
Who's obviously tried to fuck her.

Woo!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:18, archived)
# obviously
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:18, archived)
# That'll teach him
People can't catch cows.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:19, archived)
# but you can tip them!
:o)
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:29, archived)
# No!
Poor cows. :(
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:33, archived)
# Yeah...
Thats me that is...
WOO!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:19, archived)
# wow
that'll split the durex
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:23, archived)
# nice name....
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:26, archived)
# what an extraordinary picture.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:28, archived)
# Yes
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:28, archived)
# jesus...
thats horrible
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:29, archived)
# pahahaha!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:30, archived)
# pffft
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:28, archived)
# he has a tiny head
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:35, archived)
# but he's
big in Germany
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:36, archived)
# He nearly fell
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:15, archived)
# Oooh
Nearly.

Oh! And again!...
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:18, archived)
# ooh, primo
nice
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:19, archived)
# i could do those a few years ago
wouldnt like to try it now
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:21, archived)
# i can do it the way around
as long as i'm not moving

Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:23, archived)
# that looks like fun
now i want a trampoline...
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:24, archived)
# it's harder than it looks
you don't really get enough air
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:26, archived)
# Domo goes old school?
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:24, archived)
# It's not old school
you couldn't do that on a fish board
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:25, archived)
# Bit late, but see this if you haven't played thps:
Rodney Mullen

Right-click + save :)
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:57, archived)
# woo!!!!
Stop motion is teh berries
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 17:05, archived)
# hmm -_-
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
ok i realise its dodgy but its my first post
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:15, archived)
# it's very dodgy
it's a red x
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:17, archived)
# o rabbits
and its red X`ed
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:18, archived)
#
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:19, archived)
# Woo! it's a little big though
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:23, archived)
# Looks like Mr. Bond's visited again...
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:24, archived)
# erm
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:35, archived)
# Please tell me thats not real
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:36, archived)
# yep
tis real...

cos its on my arm :)
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:37, archived)
# obviously not enough bandwidth
should have done it on your arse :)
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 17:00, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
that's fuckin' great
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 17:11, archived)
# Clever
Now everyone knows what browser you use!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 17:20, archived)
# Fluffy Goatse, c/o my eccentric mum who heard about what B3tans get up to.


And yes, I know it's a lot better than my efforts to date.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:12, archived)
# What do we get up to?
drawring cocks and stupid jokes is all we do
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:14, archived)
# Exactly.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:15, archived)
# your mum did that?
Woo to her pic and yay for being more open-minded than most mums!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:24, archived)
# WAHAY! kitse.cx!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:41, archived)
#
not as cruel as it looks - they were just installing the rocket
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:47, archived)
#
and finally
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:57, archived)
# yay! animals with full reheat!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:07, archived)
# I would have loved to have heard that conversation...
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:43, archived)
# There was a lot of laughter.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:58, archived)
# More doodles

I'm out of hummus....
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:09, archived)
# What a beautiful celebration of female fertility...
...or something.

Woo none the less.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:10, archived)
# that's a man
but what the hell....
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:12, archived)
# I was
referring to the overall picture resembling the female reproductive organs, giving birth to the man seen pictured. Or something.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:17, archived)
# ah yes but what mr karma meant...
was... RUN!!!!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:18, archived)
# I like the man-chicken
on top
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:19, archived)
# Honestly doctor, I have no idea. I mean, the party did get a little wild... but surely I would have remembered?
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:04, archived)
# More use of old source pics

On an unrelated note, it's windy here and my net curtain is playing my guitar sporadically.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:01, archived)
# A savage journey to the heart of the European dream....
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:10, archived)
# He's really going to be Swearengen in a minute!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:14, archived)
#
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:24, archived)
# HAAAAAAAAA
HA HA HA.

Quality.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:28, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:56, archived)
# Faster, little train
Escape!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:50, archived)
# incredibly tedious vulgarity
actually
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:53, archived)
# hmmm...
Independant Television,
I.T,wheres the fucking V come from?
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:55, archived)
# vision?
like GMOS... where does the M come from?
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:56, archived)
# mutt
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:10, archived)
# vision
you learn something new every 3 months :P
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:57, archived)
# i know it's vision
but television is one word,'spose it's like
motherfucker,one word but,but abbreviated to M.F
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:01, archived)
# is it one word?
i thought tele was a seperate word like telephone and teleclingfilm and teleapple...?
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:02, archived)
# that's because
they are compound nouns (2 words making one), so two initials are still applicable.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:03, archived)
# cheers for clearing that up
O.T
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:05, archived)
# someone should make an ITV show name creator
just "celebrity" followed by a random verb
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:55, archived)
# "celebrity stapler!"
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:57, archived)
# Celebrity knife fight!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:58, archived)
# "celebrity celebrities!"
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:59, archived)
# Celebrity Auschwitz!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:00, archived)
# haha yeh!
"Jeremy spake is reluctant to have a shower, so we put a donut in there"
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:02, archived)
# celebrity donut!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:14, archived)
# It needs an ing "celebrity stapling"
Rik waller, les Dennis, Uri Geller and Kate Lawler have to staple as much paper as possible with a single staple. The possibilities are endless

*phones itv*
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:59, archived)
# change paper
with babies and/or other celebrities and you have yourself a show!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:00, archived)
# He is getting better
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:50, archived)
# hee, lovely!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:50, archived)
# he rocks!
HE ROLLS!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:50, archived)
# welcome back
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:51, archived)
# why thank you!
tis good to be back
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:53, archived)
# Get him sponsored.
He's good.

(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:50, archived)
# He is good
He needs more tricks though
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:53, archived)
# This is getting better!
Half-pipe next!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:54, archived)
# I was thinking more of
a kick flip
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:57, archived)
# Plastacine Domo has teh skillz(or)!!111
Hehehe, very cool
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:54, archived)
# weee!
lovely
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:10, archived)
# Not shopped, but does this kind of thing really wind anyone else up?
'Contains fish' - I mean how fucking thick do they actually reckon we are?

(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:43, archived)
# it's not that they think we're thick
it's that they can cover themselves from being sued if some dumbfuck is allergic and says "there's no allergy advice on the can!"
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:44, archived)
# Erm, yes - of course, I realise this, Mr Sainsbury. ;)
But would a fish allergy sufferer REALLY have a case if they collapsed foaming at the mouth after 'naively' gobbling down a can of whole fucking fish?
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:46, archived)
# not if it kills him
/hopes
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:07, archived)
# I've often wondered
If we got rid of this stupid culture of passing the buck of responsibility, would all the lawyers starve and die meaning that the legal system broke down and people were simply forced to be nice to eachother and generally honest making the world a better place in which Chavs are fed into mincers to feed the third world?
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:47, archived)
# Yes.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:48, archived)
# *sigh*
It's a beautiful dream...
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:48, archived)
# well
stuff like that is just a legal requirement. And at least it's clear, rather than the shitty 'may contain traces of nuts' ones. Why not put 'may or may not, take the risk. We don't know what crap our factory workers chuck in our food.'?
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:45, archived)
# i always thought sardines were a vegetable
thanks sainsburys !
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:45, archived)
# yeh the same appears on peanut packets
"may contain nuts"
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:46, archived)
#
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:46, archived)
# i should hope so
at that price
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:47, archived)
# ...
They should take off any and all warning labels off everything, and let natural selection take course
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:46, archived)
# this one.
I like your cruel mind. :D
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:47, archived)
# Yup.
Otherwise we're just screwing up the process of evolution.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:52, archived)
# To help, all stupid people should be given an allergy of some sort.
Let's not limit it to those that are allergerific!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:10, archived)
# hmmm
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:48, archived)
# Apologies...
I hate it when people post these too. :)
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:49, archived)
# no worries
i'm just really grumpy on my 30k dial-up
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:53, archived)
# But i'm allergic to Tomato....
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:53, archived)
# Oh really?
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:53, archived)
# It's not just sainsbury's....
I bought some milk from tesco, and it had a warning....

CONTAINS MILK!

no really?!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:10, archived)
# I should hope so
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:17, archived)
# I am so funny


Saw an ad for it on the bus, and got confused by "Love every minute" Love every minute what? Eh? Are they small bottles are something?
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:37, archived)
# Did you hear about the man who had his house maid backwards so that he could watch T.V.?
Oh. It doesn't work when you write it down.

Bugger

My Newt anyone? No? Okay then, I'll get my coat.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:38, archived)
# lol
thats great
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:39, archived)
# why does she need to say "I'm really small"?
It's bleedin' obvious!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:41, archived)
# that's what short people say.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:42, archived)
# because
I like sledgehammers
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:48, archived)
# Sleep with one eye open...
[still experimenting with new tablet]
[click for biggy]

(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:35, archived)
# nice
very nice.

(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:36, archived)
# fancis
baconey

nice
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:37, archived)
# I was thinking Vic Reeves.
I'm a big fan of his paintings.

(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:37, archived)
# nah
not vic reeves

vic reeves has the eyes much further apart. and have a less washy effect no ?

both are good painters
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:39, archived)
# Alright then, how about Ian Palmer?
Wait, I'll dig out a link.

(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:40, archived)
# not into those paintings
if im honest
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:44, archived)
# Hey,
I don't care! I like him for thew same reason I like Reeves.

Of course, I would be upset if you slagged of SWMBO's paintings (click on my hat).

(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:48, archived)
# are those your paintings ?
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:51, archived)
# lovely!
keep experimenting, if it's that good already.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:42, archived)
# What the hell does he want 600 for?
Some kind of sinister army?

(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:32, archived)
# hahahahahaahhah
hahahahaahahah - i cracked up with that one! puntastic!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:38, archived)
# are they meant to be wookies?
*doesn't geddit*
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:43, archived)
# Ewoks.
That's wicket. 'Test' wicket, to be precise (beta? no? anyone...?).

Bah. Obviously not funny enough if i've gotta explain. *whips self*

;)
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:45, archived)
# sorry!
cricket starts at 4pm after a rained out morning, for those that care!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:53, archived)

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