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# la la la
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:40, archived)
# interesting thought
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:41, archived)
# Hahahaha!
/wants to shit out his cock now.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:42, archived)
# sheer lunacy
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:42, archived)
# hahaha
I want your job :(
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:42, archived)
# I'm afraid David Baddiel
has already got the gig.

There can't be two Mr Shitty Cocks in show-biz.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:53, archived)
# sez you.
I bet there's lots of them.
They just won't lay claim to the title.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:56, archived)
# Cheers Rob
Laptop was on mute, but I turned it on to listen, and now the missus is giving me funny looks.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:43, archived)
# nuttier than a squirrel's faeces..!
..
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:43, archived)
# so,what gave you the idea?


(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:44, archived)
# i dunno
I was trying to make a friend giggle.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:46, archived)
# i'm sure it must've worked!


(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:52, archived)
# Hmmm...
Cures AIDS by having sex with pretty ladies?

Wouldn't that get a bit shitty though?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:45, archived)
# you have quick eyes
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:47, archived)
# Too much dance matting I'm afraid.
Plus I can read things faster than anyone in my class. It's useful and a curse.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:48, archived)
# How do you get a gay man to have sex with a woman?
Shit in her cunt.
/old joke

Perhaps that was the reference?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:52, archived)
# Maybe it was because...
People like to sleep with pretty women.
People don't like AIDS
He has a shitting cock.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:55, archived)
# I thought there was a vague sense of continuity
I didn't mean to imply there actually was any
(, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 0:13, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:45, archived)
# hahaha.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:50, archived)
# I'm fairly certain
that I'll be humming that for the rest of the day.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:55, archived)
# Better than the 'Get Smart' theme
 
Just heard this morning that Don Adams passed away.

(dah, dum-de-dah, dum-de dah, dum-de-diddly-diddly)
(, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 0:21, archived)
# ohohoho
 
What a lovely song.

woo, and yay!
 
(, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 0:19, archived)
# Anyone else...
Got cheap whores pimping themselves on the MSN ad bar???

(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:34, archived)
# have a crappun while i think about going to bed
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:33, archived)
# Bin dun
Quite a bit.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:36, archived)
# i guessed as much
haven't been on here all night though what with wife swap and all on the box
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:37, archived)
# And I doubt this will be the last...
Still, it's better than anything I've done...
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:37, archived)
# Shell wanted an "edgier" logo so the kids could dig them...


but they needed to see a good dentist first
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:32, archived)
# ooohh, shkellator :p
nice
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:32, archived)
# Oooh
that sure is perdy
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:33, archived)
# shelletor?
edit: oh mindpiss
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:35, archived)
# I think it's The (visual) Pun(isher)
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:36, archived)
# teh...
oily punisher
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:35, archived)
# Cor! very nice!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:35, archived)
# *lickety lickety*
(, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 0:04, archived)
# Rawr!
That's tuff.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:36, archived)
# Nice!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:36, archived)
# Tis
Cthulhu
(, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 0:00, archived)
# That's great.
I'm sure Greenpeace would love
to have that to plaster all round Glastonbury.
(, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 0:16, archived)
#
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:31, archived)
# cheeky bugger!
w00! All come along, get drunk, and don't go spanging me!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:34, archived)
# that's woo
wish I was able to attend
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:34, archived)
# meh
So anyway i'm told hey come move back to Oklahoma
you can stay with us it'll be great,
so I do
and they're junkies , they pawn my stuff and
don't pay the electric bill
sometimes i really really really don't like people that much
/end rant
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:28, archived)
# ooo. h.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:29, archived)
#
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:31, archived)
# hahaha
i love it
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:32, archived)
# hahahahaha.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:54, archived)
# Simple...
just call in the filth on em
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:36, archived)
# yeah but then
i have absolutly nowhere to go
and that stinks worse than cats wee
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:42, archived)
#


.... has put all of its weapons beyond use
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:26, archived)
# they've probably
hidden the instructions as well.

nicely done...
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:29, archived)
# Arf!
That's a good one.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:33, archived)
# slow'n'dirty
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(should be in broccoli holocaust's thread. but is a bit late.)

/edit: now with obvious omission corrected
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:24, archived)
# hahahahaha.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:25, archived)
# ha ha
Excellent
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:31, archived)
#
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:14, archived)
# will there be rats?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:15, archived)
#
there could be
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:18, archived)
# are you sure?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:20, archived)
# Please
let there be rats.

And extreme woo for the pic.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:29, archived)
# oh snap
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:16, archived)
# this.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:17, archived)
# Watch out!
should she be in there on her own?

That's quite lully
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:16, archived)
# she's not alone.
someone is holding a camera.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:21, archived)
# But does she know they're there?
Stalker alert! (probably GOS)
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:24, archived)
# haha.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:26, archived)
#
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:29, archived)
# He's at it again

*cheers for that - Some people might have lost the reference*
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:36, archived)
# there she goes, off on another zany adventure.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:17, archived)
# i still can't stop laughing at this.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
and i thusly apologize.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:09, archived)
# Thats a bit funneh
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:12, archived)
# I'm bored and overworked and tired
so have teh gayest (re) post ever.

(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:06, archived)
# How queer!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:09, archived)
# Holy shit!!
Reposted on the same fucking day!!!
So wrong!!


(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:09, archived)
# I've had that bad a day it feels like yesterday
since I first posted it

But yeah I am lazy/slack/cuntish all the same!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:11, archived)
# and rusty
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:15, archived)
# BOY GEORGE
...could just be me...probably is.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:13, archived)
# Yay!!!!!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:38, archived)
# ..
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:05, archived)
# Says it all, really
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:06, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:08, archived)
# Look at his cheeky wee face

he bloody loves it.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:52, archived)
# HAHA
excellent :)
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:53, archived)
# hahahhahaha I really worry about you, Prunes!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:53, archived)
# It's all the fried food isn't it? It really worries me too.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:55, archived)
# I haven't really had much fried food recently
well, I had a sausage supper yesterday.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:57, archived)
# hahahahaha bravo sir
I salute your laughing in the face of coronary disease and such
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:59, archived)
# and those stovie things
they didn`t look too healthy

and your 3 rolls today or whatever it was

/reads DtF
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:01, archived)
# Stovies are grand! they look disgusting but they're very tasty
all they are is tattie and onions, preferably with some left over mince mixed in and a few oatcakes crushed in too.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:06, archived)
# they are the business
many years ago at Bert's Bar in Edinburgh, I ate stovies all the time (in between a few pints of heavy)
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:35, archived)
# good lord!

(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:54, archived)
# how creepy
:|
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:54, archived)
# arf!
evening Sir Duke.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:54, archived)
# Morning!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:55, archived)
# Hahaha!
TJ: Could someone kindly tell me who these people are?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:54, archived)
# Pete Doherty + Kate Moss
As Moira Hindley and Ian Brady.

I think.

Edit: Myra...

(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:57, archived)
# Many thanks be bestowed upon you.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:03, archived)
# hahaahahaha
what
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:54, archived)
# Braw!
as I think you put it
have a pea:
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:54, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
bloody braw!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:58, archived)
# Flaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
and Tuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooocccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkksssssssssssssssssss

woo
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:55, archived)
# only if it's in the best possible taste
tweaknik
I saw that, stop it
Don't make me withhold your beer
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:56, archived)
# What
what what what
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:10, archived)
# he is up to his old tricks
or maybe he has just not stoped
I've not been around too notice
-_-
keep an eye on him
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:12, archived)
# Tunnocks loves his pussy.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:01, archived)
# three memories for the price of one
I actually miss that bearded nutter..

Woo!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:06, archived)
# ..and it's all done in the best POSSIBLE taste!
 
woo!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:23, archived)
# DAmn
LOok at this! www.victoryrecords.com/text/

If you're into music you should like this. It seems pretty cool. Victory Records is sending their news to you on your cellie! Saaweeeet.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:50, archived)
# *sniff sniff*

meat produce?

edit: you`ll get your ass kicked for that, bwoy
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:51, archived)
# Fuck off.
Cunt.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:51, archived)
# Baz?
is that you, Baz?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:51, archived)
# IM me
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:52, archived)
# I doubt you`d IM Baz
funny as fuck, but a tongue of pure FILTH
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:53, archived)
# I do like your
kittins
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:53, archived)
# As much as we love your company
GO TO THE PUB! You could be boozing in the sunshine instead of suffering the Trolls. Have one for me. Bitter if they've got one, or open a bottle of Californian Shiraz
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:54, archived)
# or get a nice pint of Broadside
mmmmm CAMRA
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:55, archived)
# Broadside is the best beer in the World!!!
On general release anyway. Any of the seasonal ones Adnams do are generally good also.
*wants Mayday or Barleymow*
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:58, archived)
# green eggs and spam
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:52, archived)
#
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:52, archived)
# response so far has been a little strange
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:53, archived)
# So wow thats a neato what now right.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:02, archived)
# Now my shirt a guy on another forum made it
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:04, archived)
# heheh
 
These are my new favourite catchphrases.

Next to "BOB SAGET!", of course.
 
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:22, archived)
# lalalallalalallalal
I'm going to be a spammer too


www.pffft.co.uk


and believe me, I'm better looking than he is so you should click my link instead.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:53, archived)
# go on then
www.headstaggers.com
rik.rubberfeet.org

and a new one coming soon, consisting of a quick online CV and photos of a guy with a paper bag on his head
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:54, archived)
# yeah, see
thing is, I'm prettier than you, which means more people should click my link than yours.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:55, archived)
# prettier than Rik?


isn't everyone?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:57, archived)
# get to fuck
you`re not even legal to pork up the bum!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:58, archived)
# well
I am legal, but sorry, I'm not going to let you pork me up the bum.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:58, archived)
# no you ain`t
not for bum lovin`

HA


I WIN
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:00, archived)
# Your mother is a badger's prolapsed rectum.
FACT
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:53, archived)
# Nah
thanks.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:08, archived)
# Thanks, I shall never use this and when asked about it I shall tell the world it blows goats and steals your money
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:21, archived)
# have this wot i drawed during my american literature class
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:46, archived)
# aha
that's quite good
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:47, archived)
# hahahaha
thats funny
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:49, archived)
# Excellent
Thought he had a beard, or is it not Walt?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:49, archived)
# it's my american lit professor
great guy, just couldn't resist drawing him a good gnops
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:51, archived)
# GNOPS!
Nicely drawn hands.
Hands are cunts to draw.
Cunts are easy to draw.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:51, archived)
# Can't stop the gnop, yo.
 
woo!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:20, archived)
# somebody shop me!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:46, archived)
# "Hello? Police?
There's a guy here who nicked stuff. I'm shopping him"
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:47, archived)
# hang on...
this is most bizarre...

EDIT: i'm such a bellend. i forgot i'd changed my image storage path.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:48, archived)
#


edit: Ok now it works and this picture is totally inappropriate. though it was to begin with, but then it was random as well...and that was ok.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:51, archived)
# The one on the left isn't bad
he could do much better!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:57, archived)
# Nicely 'shopped, tho'.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:26, archived)
#
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:46, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:50, archived)
# hahaha lovely
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:52, archived)
# nighty
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:37, archived)
# g'night.
It's 2:40pm, I'm bored. Should I walk to the pub round the corner?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:39, archived)
# No








run
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:40, archived)
# That's a good idea,
but I look like a mong trying to run with a walking cane
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:42, archived)
# cane?
what happened?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:43, archived)
# Arthritis, dear boy
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:44, archived)
# Limp quickly!
Can you buy booze in a pub in Cali-for-ni-ay during the day? I thought they frowned on that kind of stuff.

*edit - don't worry about answering, just get going! I envy your sunshine beeriness*
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:45, archived)
# Pubs open
at 11am and close at 2am
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:46, archived)
# You could have been there by now
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:50, archived)
# I was on msn
with my friend organising a boozey lunch tomorrow. Am off now, bye!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:50, archived)
# Get a cab, dammit.
Time's a wasting.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:46, archived)
# yay
!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:41, archived)
# Get them to deliver
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:41, archived)
# Leg It!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:43, archived)
# night
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:40, archived)

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