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# First post in aaaaages
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(Sorry if it's bindun.
(sqrrl101, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:45, archived)
# *travels back in time
*destroys Sarah Connor 4chan before this meme could ever be conceived
(ChuckAnger Keepin' it real since 1985, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:48, archived)
# ^^
makes the tea on this epic quest
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:51, archived)
# Two sugars, love, bless
(ChuckAnger Keepin' it real since 1985, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:52, archived)
# It's terrible
But I love it.
(sqrrl101, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:56, archived)
# i like the spongly eyes!
woo + yay
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:50, archived)
# Thanks
(sqrrl101, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:59, archived)
# hahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:50, archived)
# Hehehe
I've seen one with an owl, but I do like this one!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 12:12, archived)
# O WLY?
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(Admittedly, I didn't make this one)
(sqrrl101, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 12:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
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(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:34, archived)
# That is good.
I've never quite understood that.

I mean, if they insisted that we put the lid down then maybe I'd get it, but the seat is just silly. Why is it more inconvenient for them to put it down than it is for us to put it up?

Would it be better if we pissed on the seat?

I don't know.

I'm going to the beach.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:36, archived)
# glasscock evil lu
she says she doesn't mind the seat being up (ladies leave it down and it's inconvenient to us to lift it too) but DO NOT piss on it. Was the gist of it.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:41, archived)
# sounds fair enough!
although I do put the lid down - stops the bog spray around the room - all over the towels and toothbrushes and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:43, archived)
# but how would a laydee lift such a large lock, with her small lady's hands?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:36, archived)
# good thinking,
it's like a little punk toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:37, archived)
# pfft!

on an unrelated note, I found this: www.ninjapirate.com/ferret.html
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:40, archived)
# haha
that is some crazy tomfoolery right there sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:43, archived)
# Brill-e-ant!
I like the over-extended ferret!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:46, archived)
# heh heh!
I always leave both the seat and lid down. It really annoys me that my mates leave the damn thing up.
It's not difficult to leave it as you found it is it?

On a different tack, does anybody remember our old friend "Ginger Minge", from the silly names section of the newsletter?

Sad news, I'm afraid. Her husband has died.

But I couldn't help noticing her married name in his obituary.
He's about two thirds of the way down and his name is Travis.

mod edit - sorry -I removed the link. I feel a bit uncomfortable about that being on here, knowing the way some idiots rampage around in places (or websites) where they're not wanted.


edit /fair enuff - I wasn't too sure either
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:46, archived)
# arf!
I have no idea how you found that but I spat out warm, salty bovril drink!
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:49, archived)
# he died at 33
eep
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:50, archived)
# eeeps indeed
I'm 33 in 2 months time :o
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:58, archived)
# Have you made 'arrangements' ?
I offer a very good service - stuffed through a chipper.
(Dad Watches Porn "I like it when it's cold", Sun 29 Jan 2006, 12:06, archived)
# Might I recommend Hillier's Funeral Service
if you're near Swindon. Guaranteed no necrophiles on staff (I'm reformed).
(sqrrl101, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 12:09, archived)
# Ahhh bless...
is there a chance that Mr Saville could be reformed too?
(Dad Watches Porn "I like it when it's cold", Sun 29 Jan 2006, 12:10, archived)
# Everyone can be reformed
That's what out programme says.
(sqrrl101, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 12:14, archived)
# 33 - Best age*
*fact
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 12:07, archived)
# "It's not difficult to leave it as you found it is it?"
Doesn't that go both ways?
(johndoe - try the wonderful teleph0ne system, Mon 30 Jan 2006, 6:13, archived)
# OH NOES!!!!!!!
(MrAnderson, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:28, archived)
# Every time Domo kills a kitten
God masturbates
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:29, archived)
# Otherwise known as
"sleet".
(sqrrl101, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:49, archived)
# i love domo.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:32, archived)
# You
Domosexual
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:33, archived)
# ahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:34, archived)
# Best of all the sexualities!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:40, archived)
# for you:
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:48, archived)
# yay!
thank you!

he must be off pillaging i like to imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:51, archived)
# everytime a kitten disturbs god
Domo consumes said kitten
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:32, archived)
# Nice pussy!
in other news - I have toast with Marmite, if anyone wants some...
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:35, archived)
# I was inspired.
and now have a lovely cup of Bovril drink. Mmmmm. 'Ning.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:36, archived)
# 'ning Sir
Good, but it's not Marmite!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:37, archived)
# I tried it with marmite last week
and the stuff went all globular at the bottom of the mug. Bovril is the key. Cow products not dodgy fungal growth ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:40, archived)
# hehehe!
I'll stick with it on my toast then!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:42, archived)
# He'll never get a tuna out of that...
(I helped save b3ta! David Bardell Diks - In Car 956, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:20, archived)
# Carpischords! They're superior!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:22, archived)
# Double Bass.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:25, archived)
# Bagpikes!
(Mori, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:26, archived)
# They're not scottish,
so that's a red herring.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:27, archived)
# any form of Blow Fish would have done
(I helped save b3ta! David Bardell Diks - In Car 956, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:27, archived)
# You are DTH's lovechild!
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:22, archived)
# tis true*






*may contain lies
(I helped save b3ta! David Bardell Diks - In Car 956, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:25, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:22, archived)
# one fish two fish
red fish blue fish
(Mori, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:25, archived)
# is that a relation of Muddy Waters?
/gets autograph book out
(I helped save b3ta! David Bardell Diks - In Car 956, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:38, archived)
# woo..have a Orca-stra
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:30, archived)
# Top Punnage!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:31, archived)
# long time coming
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(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:39, archived)
# Snigger...
(I_tickle_myself, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:14, archived)
# Never noticed that Weebl
IS LUKE'S HEAD.

The caps lock was an error, but I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:15, archived)
# yay Caps Lock
that reminds me of this one time, when i saw a guy get hit by a car
(Memorex don't you have anything better to do?, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:17, archived)
# LOL SMACK!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:18, archived)
# hahahaha
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:16, archived)
# Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
guffaw!
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:16, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:18, archived)
# his dad's already in trouble with the law.....
(I helped save b3ta! Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 12:57, archived)
# phlegm
(mysticmurray, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:14, archived)
# yes
YES YES

i love you

/sexualfavors
(Memorex don't you have anything better to do?, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:15, archived)
# amen
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:15, archived)
# your a cock
its a great album, riot van is an awesome song. go take your "i take the piss out of anything popular" and fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:20, archived)
# You are 19
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:23, archived)
# well done
your powers of age deduction astound me
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:32, archived)
# Where's me fiver then, Muldoon?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:33, archived)
# at the risk of sounding even more of a cock
it's "you're".

I don't resent it because it's popular, you buffoon. Merely because I have been subjected to an Arctic Monkeys barrage for about the last 6 months...
(mysticmurray, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:24, archived)
# i liked it before it was cool >:(
no, it's your, not you're.
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 12:23, archived)
# haha harshly put
but i must agree, i think their a fuckin awesome band, who are actually very embarassed about all the media hype they're gettin
and i really dislike the type of person who takes the piss out of something as soon as it starts gettin popular just so that they can look all "cool" and "unaffected"
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:25, archived)
# Does that mean that anything popular must be good?
There are plenty of popular things which I like and plenty which are shit.

That said, I take the piss out of absolutely everything, so nobody can accuse me of bigotry.

You cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:26, archived)
# no not neccesarily
i noticed the uncoolness of my previous statement as soon as i posted it, its just that i've got a hangover and feel unfluffy.
so i went and shopped up a placatory Crudely Drawn Bouy out of murray's profile to make up for it


edit: and im really not a cunt..... honest...... really........
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:36, archived)
# That's more than adequate to attone.
Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:38, archived)
# i like that
if only I had done it first time...
(mysticmurray, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:39, archived)
# yeah, i thought it might be a bit cheeky
i just saw it and it blatantly looks like a cock..... i couldnt resist
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:45, archived)
# rule number one on the path to enlightenment
thou mustte followe ye cock, wherever't maye tayke thee
(mysticmurray, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:55, archived)
# haha
dunno why but that made my hungover brain laugh quite a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:57, archived)
# look it's even more popular now so twice as shit...
(mysticmurray, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:37, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5595105
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:38, archived)
# Well,
More than twice, maybe.

*Doesn't get the whole suduko thing*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:38, archived)
# which makes you a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:37, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:38, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:40, archived)
# that makes me woo
but what's the difference betweeen a 'guarder' and a 'guardian'?

*this isn't some political newspaper joke*
(mysticmurray, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 12:07, archived)
# If he catches you he's going to fuck you

'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:08, archived)
# I doubt it
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:09, archived)
# What a dog.
Better just drink yourself to death.
(JoeB aka Joe Noir, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:10, archived)
# YAY!
WOULD!!!HARD!!!!
/hungoverbeergogglesblog
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:12, archived)
# Okay, too harsh.
How about sip yorself into a coma.
(JoeB aka Joe Noir, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:14, archived)
# ahaha
it goes surprising well with Prodigy - Breathe playing the background...

(Memorex don't you have anything better to do?, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:12, archived)
# *waits to be caught*
*steals gin and runds away giggling madly*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:13, archived)
# Strangely the gayest thing about him
is his right ear being pierced when it's reversed.

I guess that's social conditioning for you, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:13, archived)
# right ear?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:15, archived)
# no, over there
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:15, archived)
# Where?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:16, archived)
# Right there!
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(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:17, archived)
# Well that's draw tht thread to a premature close, hasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:18, archived)
# Sorry
Comic Sans does have that effect on some people!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:20, archived)
# ha ha!!!
That's fucking ACE! Like I said, top form today, old chap! Huzzah! I can even forgive teh Comic Sans on this occasion!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:20, archived)
# Re: Teh Sans:
www.b3ta.com/board/5595005
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:23, archived)
# alas, I can't take all the credit...
tis an old fiddle of someone else's (can't remeber who) pic - I only re-sequenced it and added the ditty as a relpy to him/her/it - but I like it, so meh!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:24, archived)
# *slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:16, archived)
# Just on the offchance that you are being serious,
Yes. His left ear is pierced and when he is reversed it appears his right ear is pierced. He looks noticeably camper to me when he is reversed and I am amazed that social conditioning has so strong an influence on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:17, archived)
# I wondered why right ear pierced=bum gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:18, archived)
# Well, I have to be honest, I find any big hoop earring a bit camp,
but the right ear pierced = bum-gay thing was what everyone was told, back in the day.

I had a 27mm hole in my left lobe until recently, so it's not like I'm just anti-piercing, I just hate gold hoops, they are tacky and just a bit wierd.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:22, archived)
#
gold hoops - agreed
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:23, archived)
# Aaaaaaarrrrrggghhhh!
That truely gives me the fear!

Although I like thae way the Beefeater dances on the bottles!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:14, archived)
# I had to block this image
because I'm enjoying bolognese sandwiches from last nights tea, but I couldn't eat them with him visible

/faux-chef blog
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:15, archived)
# The Emperor likes his Sunday morning cuppa.
(JoeB aka Joe Noir, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:08, archived)
# Well they'll stop delivering if he doesn't watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:10, archived)
# Apologies both to Mugatu for stealing his idea


and for the poor taste. I was going to use a kotex packet, but we all love a bit of gore on a Sunday morning, don't we?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:03, archived)
# shes
quite the fox isnt she....ning all...
(fuztownsend, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:06, archived)
# 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:22, archived)
# Have a Sunday Pearoast
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(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:02, archived)
# pffffffft!


edit: have you been awarded this yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:05, archived)
# Is he hoping to get
The Ping-Goo?
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:06, archived)
# HAHAHAHA ROFLMAOZORDZ!!!!!!!1!!1111!!1!111!
that is the best response i've had to that so far
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:13, archived)
# Hi cockalorium!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:06, archived)
# well, gaijintendo made it.
better ask him if you can have it.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:37, archived)
# hhmmmm
I made the Club pic - not the woo pic!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:38, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:47, archived)
# I love the top one, there
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:09, archived)
# I love that penguin!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:09, archived)
# well, if you are roasting...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:05, archived)
# "eat me, baby"
(sqrrl101, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 12:01, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
Sorry, but if I let it slide then where would we be?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:05, archived)
# It isn't just a pearoast
it's a MC pearoast.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:39, archived)
# Appropriate woo:
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Woo!
(sqrrl101, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:47, archived)
# 'ning
(Memorex don't you have anything better to do?, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:01, archived)
# MWAH!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:04, archived)
# I like that very much
Nice style
edit: 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:04, archived)
# thank ye
very muchly
(Memorex don't you have anything better to do?, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:08, archived)
# ha ha!
I'm not sure whether to be impressed or very afraid! It reminds me of what waking up in the same room as Pete Burns must be like *shudders*

'Ning anyway! Nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:05, archived)
# lol
funnily enough that idea did cross my mind...

but ta :D
(Memorex don't you have anything better to do?, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:08, archived)
# It's like being on the inside of a kiss.
I am not sure whther that is a good thing or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:07, archived)
[challenge entry] My first entry of the compo.
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(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:54, archived)
# ball pits!
rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:54, archived)
# yeah...
...untill you work with them, and a council 'ouse family decide to come in and let their little shits run amok. which in turn leads to one of them totally removing his nappy and procceeding to piss and shit everywhere. and being the newb i was the cunt who had too go in and clean it all up............cunty fuckin ball pits

but much woo to the above pic tho!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:58, archived)
# we used to find nappies in them
very regularly - but as staff we did used to have fun after close in them
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:01, archived)
# In nappies?!

I'm not judging or anything, I mean if you're into that kind of thing, that's up to you, but, well, it just surprised me.

Not that it's wrong or anything.


You freak
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:05, archived)
# i can imagine that after a ball pit experience like that,
life must be very tough.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:02, archived)
# haha
yes, there's not a day that goes by when i dont think of those pits....... it was a truly harrowing ordeal
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:09, archived)
# hahah
best idea ever
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:55, archived)
# I was thinking of skipping this weeks competition...
until my mum dragged me through through M&S yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:58, archived)
# hahaha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:56, archived)
# Wowsers!
*votes for female domination*

I love ball bits - best thing about having small kids!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:01, archived)
# That 'typo' makes your sentence very, very wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:03, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
it does rather!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:07, archived)
# no surely it makes it very very right?*


* may well be very very wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:10, archived)
# haha
I would be more than happy to be dragged around the shops by Tipassoi if they had ball pits.
(some farcical aquatic ceremony, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:02, archived)
# That man *points*
looks like a Ball Pit Terrier to me
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:06, archived)
# Soz...
(I_tickle_myself, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:45, archived)
# haha, that's ridiculous!
'ning all! :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:50, archived)
# 'Ning to you too, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:50, archived)
# hehe, you guys get up to much later on?
we ended up pissed. funny, that, what with drinking booze all night.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:53, archived)
# We went round some other pub with loads of theatre posters on the walls
and drank some more. Indiesinger buggered off back to Elsecar round about 10ish, and I did the same round about 10.30. Carried on drinking when I got back home, mind; there's a pub on the Armley road with a REALLY late license on weekends, which is not bad at all...
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:59, archived)
# jam
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmh toast and tea

mmmmmmh brekkie time
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:53, archived)
# Doncaster, no less?
We'll be demanding you attend yorkshire-tatsic bashes in future, i tell thee. :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:54, archived)
# i will do my untmost
i'm aiming for the brum one and may make huddersfield - distance is never an object anyway
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:55, archived)
# Extreme Sports Sunday
(I helped save b3ta! David Bardell Diks - In Car 956, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:31, archived)
# "You don't have to live
like a refugee"

*find 7" vinyl
(Smudger, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:32, archived)
# F#m A | A E | F#m A | A E | F#m | F#m E | F#m A | A E |
(I helped save b3ta! David Bardell Diks - In Car 956, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:36, archived)
# Thanks! You are Benmont Tench?
AICMFP

:)
(Smudger, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:40, archived)
# No
but I did live next door to Led Zepplin
(I helped save b3ta! David Bardell Diks - In Car 956, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:42, archived)
# Hey! Don't come around here
No more! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:37, archived)
# F Bbsus2 Csus2 Bbsus2
EDIT: But I can't play it
(I helped save b3ta! David Bardell Diks - In Car 956, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:39, archived)
# hehehe!
Good song!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:43, archived)
# Woo for Petty!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:00, archived)
# He wont back down
Yeah! He wont back down!
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:04, archived)
# I have been playing with Illustrator

and have vectorised Some Farcical Aquatic Ceremony
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:28, archived)
# You are beautiful
no matter what they say


...not that everyone doesn't agree, it just seemed like a novel way of once more fawning over your work
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:30, archived)
# haha, I think you're confusing me with someone else
but thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:31, archived)
# I'm really not
Your name is one that always makes me jump pleasantly when I see it


...and I still can't watch that giraffe animation without giggling
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:35, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:38, archived)
# That's very nice...
but it keeps looking at me. Like it KNOWS!
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:33, archived)
# wooooooooooooooooooooooooo hoooooooooooooooooooooo
I'm famous!!!
(some farcical aquatic ceremony, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:33, archived)
# I like the vector
but understandee not the reference underneath (I'm not haveing a good day with references so far...)

EDIT: Ah I get it now - sorry SFAC, yours wasn't a name I recognised.
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:34, archived)
# Maybe it's an illness?

/helpful
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:35, archived)
# Oh noes!
Please Doctor, not the Bad Aids?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:38, archived)
# Hey, I'm not trying to bring you down here

I'm just saying it's entirely possible that you have one of a range of horrible and potentially fatal diseases, which bad aids is of course one of.

Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:40, archived)
# Could you not have done the more traditional Dr response of
"it's a virus"

Much less scary
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:42, archived)
# Did I claim not to be trying to scare you?

Damn it man, go quake in a corner this instant or I shall bring out the full force of my evilness!

A bit of fearful trickling down the trousers certainly wouldn't hurt your defense either
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:44, archived)
# Ah, go for it
bring out the full force of your evilness, it's arousing and I don't have long left...
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:46, archived)
# *strikes up fires of hell* *

*dons cloak*
*starts unloading instruments of much pain*
*brings out lemon and lime 'jaffa cakes'*

*available with 3 easy payments of £12.99 and one final payment of your eternal soul, not available in the shops, order now to avoid disapointment
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:50, archived)
# Nooooo, not the Lemon and Lime Jaffas - you ARE truely evil!
:o
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:56, archived)
# check her profile
there is a picture of an almost unimaginably hansome man in it.

And also a picture of me. She vectorise that.
(some farcical aquatic ceremony, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:36, archived)
# Hello, nice to meet you.
*shakes hand and slaps back in a manly way*
*offers brandy and cigar*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:41, archived)
# ooh, thank you
*puts on smoking jacket and retires to the drawing room*

Nice to meet you too.
(some farcical aquatic ceremony, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:44, archived)
# It's of sometime b3tan Some Farcial Aquatic Ceremony
... also known as Mr Tipassoi
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:37, archived)
# And what a lucky Farcical Ceromony he is!
;)

As I said - it just wasn't a name I recognised for some reason, and I'm having a bad day with the less than obvious.
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:39, archived)
# Hurrah!
It's Beck!

Cor that's bloody clever, that is. Nice work, Tips

(and good morning!)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:49, archived)
# morning, mr 'pt'
how's the old festival organising going?
(some farcical aquatic ceremony, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:51, archived)
# 'Ullo, stranger!
It's good ta, although the Mericans seem to be having trouble coming to terms with the fact that it marks Ghost's last ever, farewell performance. My mailbox every morning is inundated with people seeking confirmation that it's not in fact the case. I mean, can't they READ? Why ask me! It's not like I can change the fact or anything.Gaaah
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:54, archived)
# Mericans
having trouble understanding facts? Surely not!?!
(some farcical aquatic ceremony, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:57, archived)
# Howdy Mr Lemy
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:56, archived)
# *waves back*
*and front*

*and sides*

What-ho, CB! You're on top form today, I've just been reading your comments this morning with something approaching great pleasure (although, not in the trouser department, obviously)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:58, archived)
# Nah, I'm just being thicker than usual today!
Fancy donning your smoking jacket joining SFAC and I in the drawing room?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:00, archived)
# Would love to old chap
But, I have to go and attend to my mesembryanthemums
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:02, archived)
# Cor!
I like them, but cant spell 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:03, archived)
# Nor can anyone else
that's why the seed merchants call them Livingstone Daisies these days I suspect. It'll never catch on though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:10, archived)
# Indeed. Do join us.
CB was about to show me his 'elephant impression'. Sounds most exciting.
(some farcical aquatic ceremony, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:04, archived)
# alas, I fear that my bash reputation now preceeds me...
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:08, archived)
# pfffft!!!
It's to prevent that kind of behaviour that they sew pockets up in gentlemen's outfitters shops you know
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:09, archived)
# morning!
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:58, archived)
# Ooooh,
a message from the artist herself! Cor! *glows warmly*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:01, archived)
# ning Mr O'
i dont think i've ever had a board chat with you, just thought it'd be fitting for some one to call you Mr O following this and this.......*crawls back to bed*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:03, archived)
# Well, it's marginally better
than being called "ole" I suppose

ha ha! 'NING!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:07, archived)
# My elder daughter named him Primrose
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:22, archived)
# Seem like a good name for him!
although I read it as "My elder daughter named Primrose", which worried me for a sec.
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:25, archived)
# How old is your eldest daughter??
That give me teh fear and i'm a grown man (allegedly)..
(I helped save b3ta! Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:28, archived)
# Four.
Or so I am told.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:36, archived)
# When's there going to be new Trek?
(JoeB aka Joe Noir, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:19, archived)
# Is this..
..the begining of 'real stuff sunday'?
(I helped save b3ta! Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:21, archived)
# Star Treks real? Why wasn't I informed of this?
Where was the memo? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:23, archived)
# Only the first one was real..
..the others were just spoofs..
(I helped save b3ta! Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:23, archived)
# It's the future
Beamed back through the mystery of space to inform us of our fate

Only it was misinterpreted as a tv signal and broadcast as entertainment, by the time they realised their mistake, they were making too much money to (want to) stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:25, archived)
# That sounds..
..too much like a futurama episode to be a lie..
(I helped save b3ta! Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:27, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:23, archived)
# fuck it,
probably not, but thats close enough to an excuse.
have these i made yesterday.




click 'em both for biggie

im back off to bed, cos it feels like i've got a massive holw in the top of my head

/drunkaaallltehboozeblog
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:30, archived)
# I am VERY much liking the windswept one
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:31, archived)
# I like the tree very much
And yay for someone doing RPS properly too and not upsetting the nazis
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:32, archived)
# haha
tah muchly, i really didnt feel up to getting harassed by nazis.
i slept in my car for a good part of last night, and its been snowin around my way lately.
i think i may have hypothermia
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:34, archived)
# *offers blanket*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:44, archived)
# *accepts*
*wraps up*
...now to try and stop the little pixies from bangin on my brain.......
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:55, archived)
# Not soon enough!
And will they put in on a sensible channel and at a sensible time when they do?

A big Kilngon-sized Woo to the Trekkie pic too
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:23, archived)
# Before the invention..
..of the 'ramscrote mk3 methane impellor' the older model hovercows needed regular servicing...



Its quiet, too quiet...
(I helped save b3ta! Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 9:57, archived)
# Hahah, brill sir
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:11, archived)
# Thankee kindly marm
With you here theres maybe 3 or even 4 people on the board now!
(I helped save b3ta! Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:14, archived)
# RIOT!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:16, archived)
# I think maybe people had too much of a good time..


Dirty, filthy, nawsty pea-roast!
(I helped save b3ta! Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:19, archived)
# ..
psssst: Off
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:38, archived)
# Arf :)
I've seen them flying those about in Cattlestar Galactica
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:14, archived)
# 'By
your cow-mand'
(Pigpen was 'ere on, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:15, archived)
# That pun..
..was udderly awful..
(I helped save b3ta! Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:15, archived)
# just
thought i'd milk it for all its worth
(Pigpen was 'ere on, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:18, archived)
# Hopefully my cylons speaks volumes
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:16, archived)
# They're great fun to drive, but a bugger to park!
(and better looking than a BMW too)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:20, archived)
# Yup..
..and these leather seats are self-healing!
(I helped save b3ta! Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:20, archived)
# What you need is the MkII Hoverhorse.
Less milk but superior reliability.

(I helped save b3ta! sproggy, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:39, archived)
# ...and a really ickle willy...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:50, archived)
# The good Doctor..


is in.
(JoeB aka Joe Noir, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 9:54, archived)
# Ohh
Artistic! W/Y.

Edit: You've managed to put the doctors in order of greatness as well!
(I helped save b3ta! Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 9:57, archived)
# kerist!
w/y
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:05, archived)
# Aww, that's lully


...though the white-haired doc in the middle looked like Mae West to me at first
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:10, archived)
# Thats really really nice
Lovely Doctor Who Mash!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:13, archived)
# That is a fine picture Sir/Madam/Unsure/Pre-operative/Plant!
Woo!
and as one can never have enough Who on the board...
Image hosting by Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:15, archived)
# wow - that's ace
though I did think the cyberman at the bottom was Sooty at first glance.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 9:36, archived)
# !
ALF ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 9:36, archived)
# quiet innit?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 9:41, archived)
# indupidably
veritably
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 9:43, archived)
# what what! rather
hmnmhmnmhmnhmn
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 9:45, archived)
# *removes monacle*
*throws into open fire*

how do mate?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 9:47, archived)
# i'm a touch cold
i might have to go and get dressed shortly
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 9:48, archived)
# I had that plan at about 8
why I was awake at 7 in a cold room with few clothes on I don't know
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 9:50, archived)
# SUPER HAPPY* NAKED TIME!



*chilly
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 9:53, archived)
# hehehe!
I miss ALF...
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:17, archived)

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