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If some asshole starts acting like Charles Bronson

Break his nose on the butt of your gnu....

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Erik Lonnröt, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:47, archived)

RE-POST

ALERT!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:51, archived)

Bugger

Wish I'd known....I'll get me coat...

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Erik Lonnröt, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:03, archived)

nahhh

This board is full of very creative people who will have probably considered most things at some point- and no two pics are always the same if of original content-
JUST DON'T POST STUFF YOU GET SENT IN EMAILS!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:06, archived)

Hey!

Not guilty....If you're accusing me, that is....Er....doesn't the total lack of ability show that I dunnit?

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Erik Lonnröt, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:28, archived)

nope

no accusation being made.
;-)
Did a pisspoor repost once and it caused civil war- dont do it much since then- if at all!

'cept now

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:30, archived)

I don't think he was accusing you.

Keep 'em coming...

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PeterSeychelles, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:31, archived)

Halleluiah!!

(konch, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:46, archived)

YAY!!

:-)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:58, archived)

WOO!

And more WOO!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:59, archived)

I like.

Help yourself to some

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Craymen, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:04, archived)

I will do,

my favourite flavour too.

(konch, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:17, archived)

I hear he's...

...making a killing.

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Darryn.R, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:45, archived)

Ooohhh

savage bastard.
funny tho.. ;-)

(Altrezia, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:46, archived)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:05, archived)

Saturday evenings will never be the same....

without doing the dance!!!
....do not try this at home kids.....

(twisted sorry mummy they made me do it, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:41, archived)

Come to....

(Super Al, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:33, archived)

Remember the seal that escaped from Prague zoo

in the floods? I was really happy for him and his bid for freedom. Until I read this. Now I'm really sad :-((

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Wifey, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:26, archived)

i am not clicking

incase it is the picture of the elephant, which made me cry :(

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lady_delirium, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:30, archived)

Nope, it's not

although the elephant is mentioned.

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Wifey, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:32, archived)

there should be a mini challenge as a tribute

the last adventures of Gaston the seal...

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aubergene, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:45, archived)

Why does someone

call a seal Gaston?

(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:51, archived)

Or call his

2 month old son Melon. What have a seal and a melon got in common? Nothing.

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Wifey, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:56, archived)

Yeah, i think

"nothing" is the correct answer.

(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:58, archived)

I think someone did

a dirty pic with him in last night? maybe Human Descent?

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curry monster, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:55, archived)

404 pages

make me cry too.

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Craymen, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:33, archived)

heh

here

(Altrezia, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:35, archived)

take the trailing %20 off

it'll work

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spacefish bong!, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:35, archived)

Oops

extra ". Fixed now..

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Wifey, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:36, archived)

That is sad.

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Craymen, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:39, archived)

Bummer

(Indole Ring, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:34, archived)

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spacefish bong!, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:35, archived)

You May Want To

Remove the last " mark from the end of the link

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Straw Dog, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:35, archived)

I like the way it just says...

Kadir the elephant....

and a hippopotamus.

(pumper pickle, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:43, archived)

but only at weekends

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spacefish bong!, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:50, archived)

I´ve been to that zoo once

And i remember, that i liked the elephants, im sad now.

(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:46, archived)

No!

And I just read yesterday that the happy family was to be reunited!
Will there be a wake at his passing?

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bigdave, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:52, archived)

Reverend Frank Priest was always thinking of the children...

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:24, archived)

PSYCHE!

Holy men reading porn...
Bandwagon imminent- am off to get the pope...

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:26, archived)

Hee hee!

You inspired me :-)

And I think all holy-men are pornophiles, as they can't live without that feeling of moral disgust!

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:28, archived)

Arrrggghhhh!

Clowns are evil!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:22, archived)

evil

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spacefish bong!, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:33, archived)

Re-written

Yet strangely its even more sinister..

yoikes!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:47, archived)

for the past

23 years, i've had two legs of approximately the same length, which stopped growing about 7 years ago, only now my left legs has decided to grow some more very quickly and it hurts and i can't walk straight, any suggestions?

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aubergene, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:18, archived)

walk

in circles?

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chthonic, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:20, archived)

live

on a hill, that way, it won't matter

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vbloke OLDSKOOL, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:53, archived)

Chop them off

I have a big axe you can borrow if you like.

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Wifey, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:21, archived)

get the doctor

to file it back down. Equally painful, but think of the savings on trousis!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:21, archived)

do you think

it might improve my ten pin bowling ability?

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aubergene, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:24, archived)

clogs

wear one clog with a bigger 'sole' than the other.. maybe.. or walk with a brick attached to your shoe.

(Altrezia, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:21, archived)

go to a doctor

if it's happened quickly then your bones probably haven't grown. it's more likely to be a swelling in one of your joints or such. worth getting checked out tho.

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spacefish bong!, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:23, archived)

i agree

i get water on the knee alot, and if it only effects one knee, one leg is a little longer than the other...

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lady_delirium, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:28, archived)

i got pie on the brain

fancy some lunch?

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spacefish bong!, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:38, archived)

hah!

Eated mine already. Diets make me hungry. :(

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:41, archived)

i've had breakfast one and breakfast two

i think i might skip morning snack and move straight on to brunch

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spacefish bong!, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:45, archived)

oh dont

ive got a hangover and i'm starving!

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lady_delirium, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:44, archived)

always stand in

a hole.

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PeterSeychelles, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:32, archived)

Attach a

kitten to the sole of your shoe. Excellent cushioning and it even makes a funny squeaky noise.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:35, archived)

yeah,

but you need to replace them often. After a while they go all squishy.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:39, archived)

Shouting at the mouse

(Eo Nudge, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:17, archived)

Harcore prawn!

Pass me the tissues...

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LP, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:17, archived)

That made me laugh

woo to yoo

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:28, archived)

Thanks...

but I can't help thinking it could do with a spong...

Hmmm... not sure if that works...

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LP, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:45, archived)

The long, rich history of Photoshopism

Enjoy this sequential presentation:
www.museumofhoaxes.com/photos/photos.html

Or simply browse through the image directory (oops):
www.museumofhoaxes.com/photos/images/

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:15, archived)

i love

the giant grasshoppers - the first meme?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:32, archived)

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chthonic, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:15, archived)

That deserves a

Wool Yay!

(Indole Ring, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:20, archived)

That's a terrible thing to do

Poor sheep. He'll fall over now.

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Wifey, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:23, archived)

that's

only one of its problems...

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chthonic, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:25, archived)

I can imagine

he'll get quite cold too, what with only having wool on one side.

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Wifey, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:34, archived)

Healthy

dashings of woo and plentiful helpings of yay

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:24, archived)

can't hummus

so I drew a picture

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munkt0n, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:14, archived)

sweet

but unfortunate timing for my post above :(

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chthonic, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:19, archived)

lovely

just lovely.

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Dr Drink, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:19, archived)

Pistolbitch - check your email...

Bi for now all, maybe now I've found a portal back into the land of reality (sic) I'll be back later, to obviously send some emails etc hahahahahahahahahahahha

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thebear is thebear, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:14, archived)

As endorsed by Gary Glitter

HAPPY NOW??!!!
and remember its only cream cheese..

(pumper pickle, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:09, archived)

AHAHAHAHA

hahaha. cant believe ive not seen that before. top stuff

(Altrezia, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:11, archived)

Twas strange

Cos i thought of it in bed this morning....¬_¬

(pumper pickle, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:13, archived)

Erm...

you have strange thoughts whilst you're in bed!

(Altrezia, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:15, archived)

I scare myself...

Who else has dreams about pies with eyes and floating sloth puppets??

not many people i should imagine.

(pumper pickle, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:20, archived)

I dreamed about an eye pie --

a pie with a filling of eyeballs -- a few nights ago. I blame B3ta.

(Indole Ring, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:21, archived)

Yeh..

but the eye pie WAS delicious wasnt it?

(pumper pickle, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:23, archived)

It was a pie, after all.

Mmmmmmmmmmmm pie.

(Indole Ring, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:27, archived)

Nice

<pedant> but it's paedophilia </pedant>

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chthonic, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:23, archived)

Thanks m8

always wonder'd bout that, i was going to write it like that but i thought i'd stick to the "idiot scrudge" way.

/slap

(pumper pickle, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:26, archived)

so often

a great piece of photoshoppery is spoilt by poor spelling...
when will the world learn?

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isthisyou?, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:28, archived)

You sick fucking bastard I hope you rot in hell!

Very good. Won't be long before the thickos start firebombing Tescos.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:24, archived)

Brother Milo

Did love the church,
But he ADORED His razzle mags...

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:03, archived)

Woo and a Yay

I have never met a man of the cloth who wasn't a sucker for the razzle pile or readers wives.

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Roland Rat, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:06, archived)

Before they were famous

many TV personalities took work where they could.

(plankton, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:59, archived)

What a looser

Looser clicky

Sorry if it's old hat

(Begbie, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:58, archived)

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