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# Oi, cheat
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:39, archived)
# : )
edit- the more i look at that the better it becomes. Bonza.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:40, archived)
# thats not cheating
thats taking the william shatner starship captain route. Good on ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:41, archived)
# it's a
uni-monsta-truck-cycle thing!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:41, archived)
# Phillip suddenly cheered up
when the Pope got his collection out...
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:33, archived)
# Yay!
again!
You outflanked me on this one sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:36, archived)
# I think I'm addicted...
...what have you done to my mind? :-D

hehehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:38, archived)
# that is
fookin mint. made me laugh like a loon. top work :)
(hazey, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:14, archived)
# this has probly been done

but still...
(sye, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:33, archived)
# confusing your file extensions?
yeah, it happens quite a lot =)

ah, you've fixied. that is rather lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:37, archived)
# nicely done sir
woo and indeed yay
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:40, archived)
# allo
sye! where can I pick me up one of those then?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:42, archived)
# hummus surplus
specialist trading in used and wholesale industrial strength hummus
(sye, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:45, archived)
# not in camden then?
.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:49, archived)
# woo yay
desktop for me
The first casualty of war is hummus
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:45, archived)
# Outstanding private pyle
my old man's got the original airbrush illustration of that in his office, i'm going to have to nick it one day
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Another holiday..
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:21, archived)
# ahha furtive...
...my flutterpea has you in her sights!

Won't be long now.
Bwahahaha.

Love,
Modesty
xxxx
(LaFamilleCatt, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:20, archived)
# You sir...
Are evil..

To actively state that you will take furtive is heresy.

Remember a furtive in front of you is a safe furtive ;)
(Troncmaster, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry] I've been here a few times...
(I helped save b3ta! shavedchimp something something oranges something, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:11, archived)
# shouldn't that be
'book now to guarantee disappointment'?

hehehe. I used to travel under that thing every day on the way to work. I still don't understand how it works.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:25, archived)
# As far as i remember
it dosnt
(thediscokingpin, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Compo entry..
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:11, archived)
# Yes.
Parts of the UK's cities are indeed not very pleasant.
See above post also.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:20, archived)
# Variations on a meme...
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:10, archived)
# D'oh!
Thats VERY good.

woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:13, archived)
# Classy.
Woo Yay to you sir.
(konch, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:14, archived)
# Yay!
Tom Baker! Hes on my list of celebrities I want to go for a beer with :-)

currently; Tom Baker, Brian Blessed and David Dickinson
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:18, archived)
# no way!
bleesed and baker are on my list also.
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:21, archived)
# surely John Peel
should be on there too.
(I helped save b3ta! adverse_camber, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:24, archived)
# yep
peel, caine, baker, blessed, dinenage. then back for a smoke.
it'll be hilarious when blessed starts shouting
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:25, archived)
# could we also invite bill bailey?
,
(Mattyboy, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:38, archived)
# Hell yeah!!
Now we just need to send out the invites :-)
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:40, archived)
# what about...
...johnny ball? he was my hero when i was a kid, he was... fun things to do with tesla coils. he was on TV a few weeks ago, lighting gloria hunniford up with a few million volts. lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:53, archived)
# Cool!
Let me know if you ever get anything sorted out :-)

Blessed and Baker having a "luvvie" argument in my local would be WICKED!!
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:27, archived)
# WHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!
GORDONS ALIVE?
FLY MY BIRD MEN FLY!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:31, archived)
# Hail,
Flash Gordon!
(Amerella, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:35, archived)
# heh heh heh...
Tom Baker is apparently quite an amusing man to go for a beer with. Very much an advocate of the "I've no truck with this political correctness rubbish - look at that barmaid, I'd give 'er one!" school of shouting-at-the-top-of-your-voice, according to the accounts I've heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:26, archived)
# and he is also
barking mad!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:27, archived)
# AND
he was the best jackanory presenter EVER
(the iron man)
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:30, archived)
# oohhhh
yeah that too!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:38, archived)
# Tom Baker
drink many boozes. And he no like to pay for them. Take much money if your wish come true.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:28, archived)
# The ban on using mobile phones


came too late for Jenkins from regional sales
(plankton, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:08, archived)
# punch bowl

badaboom-tish!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:08, archived)
# Arf
!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:17, archived)
# Very nice
-
(thediscokingpin, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:22, archived)
# you silly
silly man.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:45, archived)
# God Damn
newsagent gave me Silk Cut Ultras!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:06, archived)
# Kick him in the doorway.
That'll teach 'im.

I frokkin hate Ultras.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:09, archived)
# fool!
Bensons are the only true cigarette
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:09, archived)
# marlboro lights used to be, for me
but i think they're going to stop putting the fruit and cocoa extracts in em, which will make them bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:13, archived)
# I stopped smoking
marlboro lights when they stopped putting pro-vitamin b12 in them.

then my hair fell out
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:15, archived)
# looky here!
List of 599 ingredients added to cigarettes; includes urea (the chief solid component of urine)mmmmmmm.....fags......
(Dave Mash, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:56, archived)
# As long as they keep putting the heroin
in the filters I'm gonna keep smoking the things.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:16, archived)
# Fibreglass
does not equal heroin. ;)
(Amerella, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:19, archived)
# Same effect though.
I'm going see how long I can live with two collapsed lungs.

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:20, archived)
# How long can you hold your breath?

Warning: May be physically impossible to hold breath with two collapsed lungs
(Amerella, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:28, archived)
# but do it anyway
it'll be funny
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:32, archived)
# take em back
get some baccy and roll your own you poof ;)
(I helped save b3ta! six50, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:11, archived)
# A nice pack of cutter choice
and some red rizla's

splendid, think i'll pop out and have a smoke now.

BRB
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:22, archived)
# here's to your hernia then
or popping a blood vessel in your head trying to have a smoke.

ham and cheese at the funeral please.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:11, archived)
# No no,
you can just wrap your finger round the holes.

It'll still taste like shite tho
(Amerella, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:17, archived)
# i used to lick the filters
to bung the holes up. It will still taste like shite though.

Not that it bothers me as I gave up 4 years ago /smug
(I helped save b3ta! adverse_camber, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:21, archived)
# you don't know what you're missing
since 1999 all cigarettes have been hallucinagenic
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:24, archived)
# not to worry
I've been on crack for the last 18 months to compensate.
(I helped save b3ta! adverse_camber, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:26, archived)
# Me too,
if not longer. But I remember wrapping the filters up with rizlas behind the DT centre when I was working at a school :)
(Amerella, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:26, archived)
# The pope
caught again! He is a cheeky chappy...

(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:02, archived)
# Hee hee!
He should have left them under the bed ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:12, archived)
# Little Darren was
finding teething very painful, until his parents found a way to keep him quiet!

(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:59, archived)
# It did me no
harm, as you may have seen
(thediscokingpin, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:25, archived)
# that's grand
so it is
(Mattyboy, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:30, archived)
# single malt
Styling!!
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:58, archived)
# You got to start 'em young
Otherwise they never learn.



Yes, it's my daughter and no, it's not PhotatoShopped
(antonye, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:04, archived)
# ha ha
If I ever have kids I shall stitch them up too.
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:22, archived)
# A HUMMUSOMETER!
Hummus not really flowing today...so toodle pip me ol' china buds!
(pumper pickle, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:57, archived)
# getting there..
Need to be at one with the hummus...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:03, archived)
# repost!
(I helped save b3ta! vbloke OLDSKOOL, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:10, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:54, archived)
# tres
bun
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:22, archived)
# .
(Dod, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:53, archived)
# Well, I'm off to Stanstead Airport.
And you're not.

HAHA!

*mutter grumble don't wanna go wanna be in bed mutter*
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:52, archived)
# arrgh!
arrrrgh!
(With even one more "r")
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:56, archived)

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