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[challenge entry] It won't change that much...
...there'll still be those long, hot summers in the local park...


Two 99s and a choc ice, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:38, archived)
# Excellent!
Nicely done :D
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:41, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:42, archived)
# Smashing!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:42, archived)
# very good indeed
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:46, archived)
# Hehe, good work
here, have a woo:

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Funkster, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:47, archived)
# woo
v nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:47, archived)
# haha
that is super dooper.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:55, archived)
# This is how it will be!
Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:59, archived)
[challenge entry] thanks to global warming...


Paul will be the only one who doesn't ruin his shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:36, archived)
# But, its a perspective shot!
the water is 2 dimentional. The beatles are 3D

*head asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:38, archived)
# *draws thin strip of sky at the to pof pic*
and birds like 'm's
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:39, archived)
# *puts in gigantic yellow sun*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:41, archived)
# and cars that can only drive to the left or right
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:42, archived)
# *adds dog which looks like leprous weasel*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:45, archived)
# they're at the bottom of a very steep hill
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:50, archived)
# because he's dead!
some water wings would've been a nice touch ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:39, archived)
[challenge entry] crappily done but meh


Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Jimocles I post therefore it is, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:34, archived)
# you should have just screengrabbed the video clip of it doing it itself
Sorry, tried top find the environmental clip that used it but couldn't, have the original then:
www.videovat.com/videos/2769/polar-bear-shaving.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:35, archived)
# Nice!
Needs more mauling though
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:37, archived)
# Clang
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:32, archived)
# 'lo 3B
Nice work!

I assume the gazz is from you?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:32, archived)
# yes it is
you'll have to wait until tonight to see what it says ;D
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:33, archived)
# Damnit.
And it sits there taunting me with its red glow.

"read me Weasel, read me! I hold wonder and mystery"

and I'm all *click*
And the firewall is all like "lolz! *rapes*"
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:35, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:35, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:51, archived)
# ARRGGHHHHHH!!!
run it'll kill us all with tasty guitar licks.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:33, archived)
# unfortunately, they're all pre-programmed into
his shoulder-mounted pre-programmed sonic riff projector
you cannot hide

*edit* overuse of pre-programmed - damn!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:34, archived)
# Sonic Riff Projector.
I like that.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:51, archived)
# Haha, I've got a wheel!
Lovely - thank you sir =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:34, archived)
# That
is rather lovely. All of these have a sinister aspect to them that I like a lot :)

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:36, archived)
# This should be the number one
Christmas present this year!
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:37, archived)
# Haha!
He be shit at chords, now!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:39, archived)
# What do you mean "now"?
'nings, Doctor. Did you get my email?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:40, archived)
# I think so.
Where on earth did you get your hands on $25,000,000 of Nigerian Development Capital from, Professor Nkerry Mbartin?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:54, archived)
# I'm looking after it for a nice Nigerian Gentleman.
It'll be going again in a couple of days, for which I'll get to keep 10%. That's got to be worth doing, hasn't it?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:02, archived)
[challenge entry] YAY no more crappy 'Enders


Note: I am utterly utterly shite at this but thought it wouldn't hurt to try. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:29, archived)
# always try
some us appreciate the effort, others just enjoy having something to swear at :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:30, archived)
# CUNT!
Just so you know... I'm kidding... y'big ghey!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:32, archived)
# I appreciate the sentiment
handy tip - might have looked better if you'd dragged the water bigger instead of tiling it - but nice try :D
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:33, archived)
# Thanks for the tip.
:)

Always willing to learn!

Tried to download GIMP a few days ago but being the air brained sissy girl I am, I chickend out when I got to the hosting page. Will have to ask hubby to do it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:38, archived)
# me?
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:48, archived)
# Not bad
And I like the idea. How much flooding would be needed to take out Corrie and neighbours?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:33, archived)
# Do HollyOaks NEXT!
WOO YAY!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:35, archived)
# WET T-SHIRTS!
*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:37, archived)
# 'ning everyone!
Have this - needed to get it out of my head.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:27, archived)
# Damn! I've just boken my
W R A and B keys!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:28, archived)
# have a tissue
to catch them
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:31, archived)
# Hahaha
"overuse of cock"
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:30, archived)
# too funny to laugh
*bows*
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:30, archived)
# f5's OK then?
*surprised*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:40, archived)
# Damn, I knew I'd forget one.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:42, archived)
# he must be a 'clicker'
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:42, archived)
# Sproing!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:12, archived)
# Haha!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:41, archived)
[challenge entry] At least people could afford to live in London
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:21, archived)
# hahaha
*clicks*

First pic I've seen today and it's great.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:23, archived)
# Very good.
*Thanks god he lives on a hill*

*Woo*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:23, archived)
# haha
a good take on a compo which I suspect will get repetitive very quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:24, archived)
# Great in several ways
Excellent 'shopping paintshop pro-ery and superb reflections add to the overall quality of this post.

have woo

and

yay
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:24, archived)
# I'm on a hill
*buys cheap shed on summit*

*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:24, archived)
# I'm on a hill too
hahah

*laughs at all valley-dwellers*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:27, archived)
# Damn you!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:31, archived)
# Clicks
5 4 3 2 1 time
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:27, archived)
# Splendid work!
*clicks*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:28, archived)
# haha
That's what Dumfries has been like for the past month

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/south_of_scotland/6214674.stm
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:28, archived)
# hahaha
those pesky estate agents, always with the spin.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:32, archived)
# Hee hee!
That's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:41, archived)
# hahaha
top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:04, archived)
# I recognise
the Mattock Lane one. *Clicks* for nostalgia's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 21:11, archived)
# A bit late for the celibacy challenge, but I've just been put off women...
By This

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
Eeurghh
(I helped save b3ta! Chicken Skin Bag Making pearl necklaces since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:19, archived)
# Late? I make it early:P
'ning all. I'm hoping I'm not the only one that gets up in the morning and presses refresh on B3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:20, archived)
# I'm not here
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:22, archived)
# Should we leave a message after the beep?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:22, archived)
#


/Beeps
(I helped save b3ta! Chicken Skin Bag Making pearl necklaces since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:24, archived)
# *leaves message*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:24, archived)
# Leaves message
Hi. This is your Swedish cousin Farden Varden Verden Harden. Can I please borrow your goat.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:26, archived)
# *Leaves Message*
Uh, Hi, yea, this is Keyboard weasel
You're not in right now, are you?
Hello?
No, you're not in. Ok well, uh, just caling to say, ya know, hi and stuff.
hello? no? oh, thought I heard you pick up there.
So yea. call me.
bye
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:28, archived)
# He never calls, be never writes
I don't know why I bother anymore! *sniffle*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:44, archived)
# I've always maintained that yes.
But medical science is a wonderful thing.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:27, archived)
# First site I load
Normally in time to catch the end of the nightshift too.

'lo there ghosty
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:21, archived)
# It's a link to "Do It Woman"
I wouldn't tell a lie :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:21, archived)
# what a load of rubbish
everytime I've seen a girl drop her jam on toast, she's had a fit and punched me in the face 18 times
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:22, archived)
# thats pretty unlucky
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:24, archived)
# I think you're getting off lightly
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:27, archived)
# That's because you tried to pump her anus
when she bent down to pick up the toast yes?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:30, archived)
# Mornin' fourdam
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:23, archived)
# i just checked
i was in the most popular, i feel special.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:24, archived)
[challenge entry] It's not pollution at all, it's those aliens I tell ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:19, archived)
# aaaaargh
floating condom in space with magnifying glass!!!!



ning Jecster!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:21, archived)
# good 'ning BBBBB :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:23, archived)
# I was thinking of doing something similar
but involving the aliens from the Simpsons

oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:29, archived)
# Krang is awesome
Best bit of "Treehouse of Horror"
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:33, archived)
# splat
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:46, archived)
# hahahaha
that's well woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:48, archived)
[challenge entry] I present the President of the Untied States of Denial
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:59, archived)
# Haha!
FEAR MY FINS!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:00, archived)
# the president
of the US of LSD
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:01, archived)
# Now there is a country I'd emigrate to
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:03, archived)
# aye
its a happy place. A lot more colors and love a lot less of those things that keep society behind like...things.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:05, archived)
# no corporations, acting all... corporationy
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:06, archived)
# Mornin' mictoboy
Hows things?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:08, archived)
# ning
reasonable, you?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:10, archived)
# Yea not too bad
Heading to canada in under a week now.
I'm well excited
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:11, archived)
# which part?
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:11, archived)
# all of him
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:12, archived)
# Aye. Going skiing
So hopefully all of me will be comming back.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:14, archived)
# cool
have fun
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:16, archived)
# Banff (I think thats the spelling)
Hopefully catch some Ice-hockey and Lacrosse games while I'm up there too
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:16, archived)
# That will be a great trip
now I'm jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:25, archived)
[challenge entry] I present the last place entry in this weeks compo
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:06, archived)
# There's gonna be loads of duff entries this week
most of them mine :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Here's one more

(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:20, archived)
# hurrah :D
damn puppies :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:22, archived)
# it is now guaranteed not to come last
cos i've clicked it , so nerr!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:10, archived)
# me too!
*has realisation that this may have been your plan!*
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:15, archived)
# He is a cunning one
If only there was an "I don't like this" button to restore karma
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:16, archived)
# thanks....
now I have to make something even crappier...
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:26, archived)
# Fnar.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:21, archived)
# hahaha
love the eyes :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:23, archived)
# State of Fear by Michael Crichton
Gives a compelling argument for the nonexistence of Global Warming. It's very good.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:56, archived)
# craply executed punerific

goit a cold :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:45, archived)
# best thing for a cold is hot salsa
proven fact


edit: cheated and looked at the filename for the pun - clever!
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:51, archived)
# yeah actually
great for the sinuses just have a 5 gallon bucket ready.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:53, archived)
# sounds like a good idea
Now to find some salsa and a bucket in work.... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:57, archived)
# order in
don't forget the chips.

(oh - a few good rum and cokes will help too)


Just tell your boss it's "doctor's orders"
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:00, archived)
# My old boss had this "home remedy" for colds
Which invloved like 4 shots of JD, hot water, honey, sugar and some kind of fruit juice.

It tasted like ass. Did it cure colds? Did it fuck. You just felt like shit and regretted ever mentioning you were ill
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:07, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:11, archived)
# the trick is
to make your body the most inhospitable place on earth so the cold bugs leave you alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:13, archived)
# But it reaches a certain point
where my body is so inhospitable that even I want to leave me alone.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:17, archived)
# or hot tango
is quite nice too
(echo3 can't draw (or spell), Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:53, archived)
# what? heated up fizzy orange drink?
Guten morgen all
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:55, archived)
# moin!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:00, archived)
# 'lo Griff
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:00, archived)
# ah
the ol' burning bush eh?
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:59, archived)
[challenge entry] thanks to global warming...


...icebergs will show shadows that have no relation to the sun arrive in New York and oversized penguins who really don't care that they don't have green cards will arrive on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:40, archived)
# dear god
its godzillas new foe
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:42, archived)
# a 12ft penguin?
How will our military cope?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:46, archived)
# thats just the tip of the iceberg
=)

oh i couldnt resist.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:48, archived)
# Good grief
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:50, archived)
# Polonium laced herring.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:52, archived)
# its not an iceberg
its a mass amount of crack being secretly smuggled, the penguin is like a trojan horse.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:54, archived)
# stuffed full of crack?
It must be higher than a kite right now
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:09, archived)
# i was thinking more
a couple of columbian drug smugglers in a suit
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:10, archived)
# Hmmm
That is cunning. Almost too cunning...
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:12, archived)
# must be a second-hand shadow
this week's special at arty mart, if i remember correctly

noice!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:43, archived)
# ah yes... arty mart
for all your discount photoshop effects!
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:48, archived)
# 'ning b3ta :o)
mettal-bloob-3
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:05, archived)
# That's a very fine cyst.
 
I like where this is going.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:06, archived)
# hehehehe
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:09, archived)
# Just needs a bit of hair, and a few misplaced teeth..
 
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:10, archived)
# and someone saying
"and that was in my back fro 27 years - and all the time i just thought it was my under developped twin" :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:12, archived)
# "sometimes, i let him out at night
to get something to eat for himself"

/x-files blog

'ning
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:14, archived)
# thats kinda creepy
'ning pzyko
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:38, archived)
# wasn't my idea!
'ning chap
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:39, archived)
# Was it actually an X-files episode?
I remember the one with the kid who had black eyeballs, no hair and ate brains.

That was kinda creepy.

In fact all the early episodes of the X-files are awesome, untill they gave it a running plotline
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:45, archived)
# it was one set in a freak show
this guys twin would come out of his gut and try and merge with someone else - killing them in the process :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:50, archived)
# cool
I should really invest in the first few series of x-files
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:00, archived)
# Another interesting blob.
Nice swirly red.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:17, archived)
# Those bubbles look really angry
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:39, archived)
# Go on, look in google for "uterine cyst"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:46, archived)
# you know, I'm good
Some things are not worth googling

I learned my lesson with "meatotomy".
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:47, archived)
# owwwwwwwwww
can't believe i just looked
(echo3 can't draw (or spell), Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:57, archived)
# what, at meatotomy?
You crazy fool.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:01, archived)
# You like doing these
Do an embryo, go on, daresya :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:47, archived)
# i'm addicted!
although i must stop soon...! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:51, archived)
# Lies! LIES!
You'll nevar leave....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:53, archived)
# Disclaimer:
Michael Jackson was found innocent of all child molestation charges.

(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:02, archived)
# As good as a jammy man tit.
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:05, archived)
# Hehe
stablesound.co.uk/mp3/jesusjuice.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:36, archived)
# That's.....
.....perfect! lol
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Now that's what I call a waterfront redevelopment
 


/local humour
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:00, archived)
# Now Thats What I Call Music 65
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:02, archived)
# Now That's What I Call Festering Sores in a Dog's Anus #45
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:03, archived)
# Now Thats What I Call A Christmas Present :)
/double act
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:04, archived)
# ..and what do you call this act of yours?
 
Man, I gotta stop dicking around and write my financial reports for tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:05, archived)
# same here;
coughing in work when I'm meant to be fixing computers :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:48, archived)
# Haha - tops!
Glad I logged on to see local humour! WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:50, archived)
[challenge entry] What are they gonna name it now?

'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 7:42, archived)
# 'Ning Jecc
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 7:47, archived)
# THEY SHULD CALL IT "DICKLAND"
BECAUSE EVRY ONE THER IS A DICK.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 7:49, archived)
# Really?
I dont think I've ever had a problem with the icelandic people
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 7:51, archived)
# I'VE HAD PROBLEMS WITH MYDICKLAND.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 7:52, archived)
# Lichenland most likely.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 7:52, archived)
# Björkland
Ice
Björk
Eve Online
(I helped save b3ta! gaijincory reeks of mediocrity., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 7:54, archived)
# lol
Eve-online-land wins :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 7:58, archived)
# Probably agreed, but only if it's...
...Eve-önline-land. With the umlaut.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijincory reeks of mediocrity., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:02, archived)
# I tried the 14 day trial on that
Was ok, bit odd.

As long as they don't call it WoWland it should be ok :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:03, archived)
# WINNAR!
'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:38, archived)
# dude.


I was just cleaning out all of my sound files i had saved over the course of this year and I found this sound that I have no clue, where it came from or why I, or someone else saved it. and its weird.
`
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 7:39, archived)
# Polish porno soundtrack
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 7:49, archived)
# is it Polish?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 7:50, archived)
# Sounds more eastern than that actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 7:59, archived)
# Neccessity is the mother of invention
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:18, archived)
# hahahahahah
is there one for naughty significant others too ?
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:22, archived)
# Ooooh, oooh...
...and kids too. The little bastards broke two Christmas globes all over the floor tonight. Little shards of glass everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijincory reeks of mediocrity., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:24, archived)
# They are multi-purpose units
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:31, archived)
# No, yes, yes, yes.
Do I still need one then?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:23, archived)
# Absofuckinlutely
everybody needs one!

edit: what's doing the chewing, digging and attacking?
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:29, archived)
# Why myself of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 7:06, archived)
# You're just gonna have to lock
yourself up and throw away the key
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 7:11, archived)
# FUCKING DOG.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:30, archived)
# Are you?
www.b3ta.com/board/6608442
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:34, archived)
# yikes.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:42, archived)
# I thought
Frank Zappa was the mother of invention?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 7:08, archived)
# His bands were all mothers of invention

he was the daddy...
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 7:10, archived)
# Oh, right
so he was a pedo then?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 7:11, archived)
# You're cruising for a bruising, my good man.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 7:15, archived)
# ha ha!
b3ta is the only possible place that could be taken almost as a compliment, in that context
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 7:22, archived)
# You're yearning for a burning..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 7:25, archived)
# YOU'RE ACHING FOR A BREAKING
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 7:32, archived)
# TARZAN THE RAPEMAN.
 
/Foetus
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 7:40, archived)
# hahaah.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 7:49, archived)
# "Don't Hide It, Provide It"
 
..I think I lost my copy of Thaw, have to have a nose around when I get home.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 7:59, archived)
# myb3taspace.co.gay.shutupassclown
 


no offence but I couldn't resist fucking with the pic. ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 5:01, archived)
# who is this?
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 5:23, archived)
#
 
www.b3ta.com/board/6611837
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 5:25, archived)
# people with their picture in their profiles are so lame
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 5:51, archived)
# Well, it is kind of asking for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 5:54, archived)
# I know

it's so last year
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:14, archived)
# i made that joke.
but not the funny picture.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 5:25, archived)
# It's a good joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 5:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 5:57, archived)
# Hubba hubba!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:02, archived)
# I met her tonight
she thought she could dance in a crowded room despite having an arse that extended out further than her elbows (held akimbo). Standing behind her was also like having my own personal, human space heater.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:12, archived)
# Ah, she's cute.
 
Might be cuter if she had a neck, but still..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:18, archived)
# I'm sure she has rolls of them.
Necks that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:26, archived)
# I don't care how fat you are
I just might not like standing near you in concerts
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:31, archived)
# Might cushion your fall when crowd-surfing, though
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:33, archived)
# What bugs me at gigs
 
is the guys who for some reason seem to think the cool thing to do is not wash for a couple of weeks beforehand.

Stankass crusty motherfuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:42, archived)
# Hand-held Tazer
aka common cattle prod.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:47, archived)
# A simple shiv in the toilets works wonders.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:47, archived)
# Reminds me of the sea of spastic human flesh I was a part of at a Lightning Bolt concert
the smell and the heat were incredible.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:52, archived)
# I saw Lightning Bolt
play in an empty room once. It was ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 7:13, archived)
# What's been going on here?
There's a surprising amount of scat on the board today.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:13, archived)
# SKIBBIDY BAH DUM BOO DOP BIP! BIP! SPLAT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:14, archived)
# SHIMMINY BOOP BAP DOO BE DIDDY HOO!
Anyways, I just bought a Wii, so I probably won't be around for the next few days.

Just thought I'd come online for a few minutes to tell everyone.

I'm that lame.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:16, archived)
# GIRLS ON THE TOILET.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:18, archived)
# Poo!
or something.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:19, archived)
#
 
www.big-stick.org/music
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:20, archived)
# WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 7:51, archived)
# PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 


nis
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:01, archived)
# nicely
I'm watching Dance With The Devil. It's pretty cool so far.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooops too late

*edit* too cynical?
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 4:40, archived)
# Needs more MOONDOG!
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 4:44, archived)
# Also, poo!
Don't forget to add poo.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 4:52, archived)
# reminds me too much of Waterworld.
You lose 10 points for making me relive those flashbacks
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:10, archived)
# this deserves more respect than it got :(
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:31, archived)

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