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# Beware
Veggiebot is highly trained and especially designed to rape your anus

He loves it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:41, archived)
# crikey
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:43, archived)
# that's just wrong
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:43, archived)
# how many skins does his banana have?
and have a roboveggiewoo too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:44, archived)
# 1...2...3....
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:45, archived)
# haha...wank it hard!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:45, archived)
# oh nooooeeeesss!
forget global warming, this is a far greater threat!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:47, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:47, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)
# Hahaha
*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:54, archived)
# that's odd that is
woo
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:10, archived)
# haha!
*slips on peeled foreskin*
*sues*
*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:42, archived)
# mods banned AllOfTehThomas (me) the bastards
did nothing wrong :(





turds

edit: awaits banning :(
(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:39, archived)
# excellent
*edit - what?! really, why is Thomas banned?what did he do wrong?

:( if it's repetition then me, Dr Dyslexia and JJ are surely equally fucked
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:40, archived)
# This
To be honest, I found his latest pictures quite amusing. Repitition is his only crime, and like Toasty said, many b3ta users base their postings on repitition of certain characters etc.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)
# is repetition against the rules?
shirley thomas is a one man bandwagon....
(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)
# no it isn't, but I don;t see what else
you are guilty of
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:51, archived)
# only in "just a minute"
:o
(pdjpdj, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:10, archived)
# BZZZT
HESITATION
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:13, archived)
# The water
looks strangely flat.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:40, archived)
# How many accounts do you have?
Woo to pic tho
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:41, archived)
# last one
:(


this was my "not to get banned account" but fuck it, it'd happen sooner or later.
(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:43, archived)
# Shame you outed yourself then.
Edit: Tip for future reference: Don't wind up the mods. :\
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:44, archived)
# yeah
thought people should know where AllOftehThomas had gone and what nazis run this board



/angry blog
(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:45, archived)
# He last posted 29 minutes ago
And has since been banned?

Do you have any idea why?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:47, archived)
# Fuck me, Sherlock - I can see how you earned that Deerstalker.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)
# ...perhaps you had it coming though?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:53, archived)
# you clearly love us
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:44, archived)
# Are you sure you don't have another account?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:46, archived)
# *checks*
yep, all banned.
(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:47, archived)
# how many have you had banned now?
you must hold the record
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)
# Herein lies to key to his new ban, I would guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:51, archived)
# Ah
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)
# but that's like saying he can never ever use b3ta again, as when he creates a new account he will just get automatically banned?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:54, archived)
# Well I guess a ban is a ban.
If you fuck about in a bar and get banned by the landlord, do you think the landlord would allow you back in if you wore different clothes? :\

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)
# possibly
not
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:03, archived)
# makes you wonder
might as well just have posted huge crackcol comics - would have got banned anyway......where's the justice?? Can't an ex con get a second chance....
(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:56, archived)
# Maybe if you had posted something *other* than crackcol...?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:59, archived)
# why don't you post something other than
SHUT THE HELL UP!
(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:00, archived)
# *handbags*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:02, archived)
# Nice comeback
*doffs hat handbag*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:03, archived)
# so why haven't Dr Dyslexia and Davew27 been banned?
or JJ for his squirrels with tits or me for my Zombies?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:19, archived)
# MODS!
why did you ban alloftehthomas?

he's far more interesting than half the posters on here
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:41, archived)
# pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:44, archived)
# *clicks 'ignore'*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:42, archived)
# ^this.
Dependant on whether one more picture of that cunt Stemill appears.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:45, archived)
# you are also a mod
aicmfp

=£10
(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:46, archived)
# *retrieves £10*
I am not.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:47, archived)
# seriously, what hasd he actually done wrong?
he's no different to Dr Dyslexia for posting the face of one person (Sheen, that bloke from Seinfeld) on lots of images.

I'm a bit shocked
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:47, archived)
# will i still get a zombie??
:(
(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)
# have you been banned again?
no posts on this account for a minute or two
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)
# *waves*
still here
(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:59, archived)
# *waves back*
hiya!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:01, archived)
# I'd ban him too
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:51, archived)
# I guess he hasn't really done anything wrong.
But it is a little annoying to have such repetitive images with so little humour or imagination involved.

Then again, I can't really talk!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)
# but you have just described half of b3ta hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:06, archived)
# Heh I suppose that's true...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:08, archived)
# Thanks, Mods!
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:45, archived)
# you are a mod
aicmfp
(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:46, archived)
# We are all mods here
*waves fist at rockers ooer yonder*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)
# We are the Mods!
We are the Mods!
We are the
We are the
We are the Mods!

*Gets on Scooter and Rides off to Brighton*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:53, archived)
# OI COME BACK WITH MY SCOOTER!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:53, archived)
# Climb aboard...
We're gonna get thrown off Brighton Pier Later
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:02, archived)
# Which one?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:07, archived)
# all 79 of them!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:16, archived)
# *CRASH*
79 71
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:22, archived)
# Probably for having so many feckin accounts?
.....
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Mr Lonely
Is it clear that that is Everest?

click for Big
(I helped save b3ta! alnapp B3ta? Oh I just remembered about that and posted @, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:36, archived)
# that's what he gets for smacking those penguins
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:25, archived)
# nice reflectionage
smartarse
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:25, archived)
# it's technically wrong though
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:26, archived)
# Technically yes
but visually no. Still looks good.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:27, archived)
# Does that mean I have to technically woo you?
'ning.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:34, archived)
# well no one else seems to get it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:40, archived)
# i got it
i just thought it was shit*



*joking
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:41, archived)
# I got it, but I wasn't motivated enough to comment on it.
/honest
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:42, archived)
# Well I would get it
But I've got guests round and I don't know what time the Hangovers are going to leave.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:43, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:57, archived)
# Mad Weather Forecasting
weather according to computer:


Actual weather:
heavy rain.

I did refresh this a few times to check as well...

Maybe my lappy's in denial?
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:25, archived)
# the sun is melting tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:25, archived)
#
melting crying
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:26, archived)
# deep down aren't we all?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:27, archived)
# EMO
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:28, archived)
# Haha.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:28, archived)
# "On Friday
it will rain toxic goo from the Sun. We will all die a horrible, lingering, slow death.


Have a nice morning - and remember to put on that sun tan lotion!"
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:26, archived)
# a man on acid today realised
that matter is energy condensed to a slow vibration and that we are the
imagination of ourselves experiencing life subjectively.
Here's Tom with the weather.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:33, archived)
# hahaha
/hicks
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:36, archived)
# RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:42, archived)
# i'm glad toy did that
i was grumpy that you seemed to have ignored me :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:44, archived)
# i replied earlier but it didn't show on the board for some reason
so i done it again and gave you an extra 2 I's
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:54, archived)
# And finally,
Theologians have discovered that God never existed after all and the Bible was actually just a book written by a few old men many years ago for a joke.

Scientists throughout the world were heard to say "Pffft!".

Now over to your local news channels...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:36, archived)
# BILL!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37, archived)
# RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:38, archived)
# have this.....
?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:26, archived)
# Your boyfriend
is very ginger, with fantastic hair.

arthmelow.fotopic.net/p13973940.html
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:27, archived)
# Yes
Indeed he is.

Editing posts after I reply! bah!
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:27, archived)
#
Almost as ginger as me you
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:31, archived)
# BUT I'M NOT GINGER!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:32, archived)
# a river in egypt
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:33, archived)
# Damn it!
I was looking for a "funny" reply. But there's only one river in Egypt. Bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:44, archived)
# *waggles eyebrows*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:56, archived)
# Yes you are
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:34, archived)
# mindpissage.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:35, archived)
# footshakage
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37, archived)
# LIAR!
YOU DON'T KNOW ME!

*stomps off*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:39, archived)
# yes you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:34, archived)
# hahahahahaha
I most definitely am now... i've cut my hair and not dyed it again, so i'm back to 100% gingness now.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:35, archived)
# when you dye your hair
do you dye your pubes too?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37, archived)
# O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:38, archived)
# nope
EDIT: Why am I giving you information about my pubic hair?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:38, archived)
# cos you love it
you slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:39, archived)
# I'm growing mine
The longer it gets, the less ginger it looks.

Not that it looked remotely ginger in the first place of course.....
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:40, archived)
# COR!
*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:43, archived)
# haha
I will unleash my full gingerness on you one day...YOU JUST WAIT.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:44, archived)
# o_O
No one can match the fro!
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:47, archived)
# are we still talking about pubic hair?!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)
# Er... Umm... over there
*points*
*runs off to have a shower*
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:57, archived)
# He is a Swan Vesta.
AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:31, archived)
# ooh the apocalypse in Reading on Monday
I just knew it would happen there

Also, I never knew the Sun was partial to a bit of bukkake
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:39, archived)
# hm
Think its apple. All their stuff seems to look vaguely sexual.
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Thanks to Happytoast for the amendment suggestion :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:20, archived)
# Can you say...Tsunami?
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:22, archived)
# "tus... tusoo.... tusoon"
ahh fuck it!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:22, archived)
# True
This is the the guy who said "Children is for learning."
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:23, archived)
# ... about sex?
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:23, archived)
# what about sex?
You interested?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:24, archived)
# ... you asking?
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:27, archived)
# what's
your hourly rate?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:31, archived)
# umm....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:35, archived)
# hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:36, archived)
# I don't know if anyone has been watching 'The State Within' on the BBC,
but there was a very deliberate dig at Bush a week
or so ago, when the supposed US Defence Secretary deliberatly used
one of the quotes which Bush had goofed quite badly
(the 'shame on you' quote) but made a point of getting
it correct:
'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:25, archived)
# In his case surely;
"Fool me 347 times, shame on the elections."
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:31, archived)
# Newcastle United
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:24, archived)
# ??
*edit* WHAT A MORON I AM!
*SPANGS*
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:28, archived)
# I thought at least you would get it
numpty ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:30, archived)
# I know... I feel sore ashamed...
:o(
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:31, archived)
# they used to be a futty team

my old granda reckons
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:32, archived)
# I love this
with or without the amendment. And I can clickify it now!

*clickifies*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:22, archived)
# wonderful
I'm going to enjoy this compo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:23, archived)
# much better ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:26, archived)
# hahaha
Nice done squire, and good morning to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:28, archived)
# Hahaha - KATO!!!!!!
Top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)
[challenge entry] another stupid entry...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:19, archived)
# Haha!
*clicks*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:20, archived)
# you silly
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:21, archived)
# I like this one
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Has this bindun?

I'm actually not sure if this is a plus side as Scotland will fill up with English immigrants!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:18, archived)
# and I suppose the Welsh just drown, hmmm???
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:18, archived)
# no no
the welsh would be welcomed with open arms
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:20, archived)
# Just so we're clear,
By "arms" you meant "guns" didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:23, archived)
# open guns?
now that's just silly
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:24, archived)
#
Open guns? Fire!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:26, archived)
#
fire! legs?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:34, archived)
# I thought we had hills here :(
That is rather picky
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:21, archived)
# I'm a little confused.
Why would England be submerged but not Scotland or Ireland?

*edit* sorry, England and Wales - sorry, Welsh peeps.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:19, archived)
# it's all about the angles
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:20, archived)
# Are you trying to Pict a fight?
:P

woo by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:23, archived)
# yeah i am
you big gay(lic)
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:27, archived)
# *still confused*
You are a nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:24, archived)
# i think it's because scotland is higher.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:22, archived)
# But
Ireland isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:23, archived)
# you know it's not really based on fact
i did it for shits and giggles
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:25, archived)
# I know.
I am simply jesting with you, Scottish person.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:26, archived)
# your mother was a hamster
and your father smelt of elderberries.
now be off with you, you silly foreign person
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:35, archived)
# Elderberries?
I think not. My father was a gooseberry man.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37, archived)
# i fart in your general direction
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:44, archived)
# higher ON SMACK!
!!!!! hmm! told you!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:25, archived)
# but i still like edinburgh better then london.
...not that it matters
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:28, archived)
# not much of a contest really...
London is (utter) x 109 SHITE!

I liked Edinburgh as it happens...
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:30, archived)
# by the sound of it, half of Scotland is flooded already
EDIT: I also read Cork as 'cock' roffle
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:19, archived)
# quelle surprise
;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:21, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:20, archived)
#
Photobucket - Video and Image HostingCFB
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:12, archived)
# Nice one =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:13, archived)
# Coo
That one's quite good
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:13, archived)
# 'ning 4dam!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:14, archived)
# 'ning Professor Kenny Martin!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:15, archived)
# Are you well?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:15, archived)
# I think I might have diarroea
I probably spelt that wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:16, archived)
# diarrhoea
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:18, archived)
# die her ear*
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:19, archived)
# Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:23, archived)
# I'm sure there is an "h" in there somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:21, archived)
# Think you might have?
Have you got any of the following:

1) Lumpy gravy running out of your arse.
2) Rusty water running out of your arse.
3) Semi-digested curry running out of your arse.

If the answer to any of these is "yes", then you may well have diarrhoea... =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:22, archived)
# Yes
I just made a mess of the office toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:23, archived)
# Oh dear.
Is it a unisex toilet? Did the office totty go in just as you came out? You'll have spoilt your chances with her if so...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:25, archived)
# Unisex toilets only happen on Ally McBeal
:P
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:30, archived)
# We have a really small office
4 staff members. One toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:33, archived)
# Always wondered about that
Was that just a shitty plot hack to help force poor storyline and character development?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:33, archived)
# There is a rather funky pub in Poole
that has a huuuge unisex toilet, it is rather groovy actually.
And totally against stereotype as it seems to be the boys who hog all the mirrors.
it is also all clean and stuff as i guess the boys don't piss everywhere if they suspect a girl may be next in queue for the loo
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:42, archived)
# It has a fan thing, and I cleaned it.
I had my appendix out a few years ago. it had been close to bursting, and i ended up with loads of infections in that area, one of which caused the worst skitter ever. I was asked to shit in a bowl thing so they could analyse it. the guy in the bed beside me had a REALLY hot girlfriend. She happened to bump into me coming out of the toilet carrying a bowl of my own shite. Luckily for me, she was a scatophile and gave me a shitty rimjob there and then.*

*that last bit may not be true
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:32, archived)
# Haha!
Also: uurgh.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:41, archived)
# I'm sure there is a Health and safety thing whereby you cannot work with diarrhoea
When I was a chef, It was the instant "get out of jail free" card when you wanted to pull a sickie
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:30, archived)
# You're not here
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:14, archived)
# I'm quite positive
that this is a car
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:14, archived)
# You sure it's not a mouse?
They're both easily confused.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:16, archived)
# I thought It was a horse
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:18, archived)
# Hmmm
you're making me wonder now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:20, archived)
# It is a horse
Otherwise, why the bag of oats?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:25, archived)
# hmmmm
yes, it is a horse
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:47, archived)
# Chrysler Horse?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)
# *shocked*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:16, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:18, archived)
# excellent

can i ask you to do a black 1989 VW scirocco please.

many thanks.

Thor.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:16, archived)
# brilliant car and no mistake
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:17, archived)
# YES.
I'm purchasing one of these next year.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:33, archived)
# nice
wanna ride in my pimp skoda limo. it's dead boss.
it's got seats and air con (if you open the window!) rofl!!!111

(AllOftehThomas, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:18, archived)
# i used to have one of those, the normal 4 door version
they were a great car, if i could afford to have two cars i'd get another one of those.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Kerry in "quick and dirty" compo entry shocker!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:07, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:07, archived)
# *shocked*
:D Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:09, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:09, archived)
# Morning!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:10, archived)
# more ning!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:11, archived)
# How are you?
My wife's in Ketrin at the moment! So no wandering round town with your naughty parts out =)

EDIT: ...and headphones on.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:13, archived)
# haha! Good job i'm not in Kettering at the moment ;)
And my naughty parts are too small to be visible without an electron microscope anyway, so she is quite safe.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:18, archived)
# Well actually, she normally carries an electron microscope, so possibly not as safe as you thought.
Where are you today then? Not... Rothwell?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:28, archived)
# haha no, fortunately not.
I work in Wellingborough (almost as bad!!)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37, archived)
# I've never been there.
But I'm in central Northampton, so I have no room to speak really.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:42, archived)
# my G/F lives in Northampton. It's only about 20 mins drive from Wellingborough
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:57, archived)
# *enters*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:10, archived)
# pervert!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:10, archived)
# yes please ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:20, archived)
# hehe
good one
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:11, archived)
[challenge entry] The advantages you ask...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:04, archived)
# hahaha!
but by then they'll be too busy ruining the moon to notice
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:06, archived)
# Hehehe well I hope they pay rent.
I thought all the real estate on the moon had been sold off.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:07, archived)
# they won't care when it's time to fight for the moon oil
/lack of science
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:08, archived)
# I think
that was claimed by the intergalactic space monkey.


whom will be our masters. Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:10, archived)
# and his name is Bush?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:11, archived)
# Bush is nothing compared to the awesome might that is the Intergalactic Space Monkeeeeeeeeeeis!
Marvel, growel and cower!





We are not worthing to nibble the cornflakes off their toes!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:13, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:07, archived)
# Hurrah!
*clicks lots*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:07, archived)
# Hahahaha!
winnar!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Surfing kittens has got to be a plus point, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:54, archived)
# YAY!
ARrrrgghh! The radio is playing coldplay
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:56, archived)
# kill it to death

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:56, archived)
# yes, beat him with the radio
oh, oh I see
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:59, archived)
# I just thought maybe I should throw the radio out the window
But the wheels on a car I'm drawing WORKED at that very moment

That is to say, they look slightly real
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:01, archived)
# coldplay inspired you
that means you're gay now
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:04, archived)
# No they did not
I was drawing the car's wheels before it happened
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:10, archived)
# now you're in denial
:D
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:14, archived)
# i love it when you get those moments
when you're genuinely impressed by your own work

it happens so rarely that it gives me a warm glow
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:05, archived)
# It's only ever happened to me once...


/shameless self promotion
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:11, archived)
# Ha!
my radio is playing the ashford & simpson classic, solid as a rock. it cunts coldplay in the fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:59, archived)
# hahahah
the music of Ashford and Simpson can only be truly appreciated when combined with images of them, so here... because I couldn't pick just one.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:01, archived)
# hahahahahhahaha
I love this one: www.dustygroove.com/images/products/a/ashfordsimp_verybesto_101b.jpg

send it in to the Viz 'up the arse corner' section
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:02, archived)
# Hahahahah!!
solid
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:05, archived)
# so true
his hair is made of licourice!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:02, archived)
# she was quite foxy
i would have
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:06, archived)
#
s
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:07, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:08, archived)
# Whee!
Lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:59, archived)
# round round get around
i get around yeah
get around round round
i get around
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:01, archived)
# yup
but stop calling me shirley

'ning all!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:01, archived)
# top spinning croissant action!
'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:04, archived)
# how I love croissants
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:04, archived)
# a-ha!
ultimately more tasty!

(AllOftehThomas, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:04, archived)
# he looks equally as pleased with his glass of meths
and butlins
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:05, archived)
# haha winner!

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:05, archived)
# 'morgen!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:07, archived)
# mogguh Mr.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:14, archived)
# I just
started playing Leva's Polka along to it. Priceless.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:07, archived)
# it works quite well
I tested it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:20, archived)
# It's gonna taste great
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:22, archived)
[challenge entry] The plants are respiring against us...


Edit: Photosynthesis. *hangs head*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:52, archived)
# haha
evil bushes!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:58, archived)
# woohoo
someone got it :D

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:58, archived)
# I particularly enjoyed the Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng! noise
woo
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:59, archived)
# Yeh it's a good noise...
...the more I watch it, the more I imagine it performed by the Two Ronnies for some reason...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:04, archived)
# but erm...
plants use oxygen at night
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:07, archived)
# Only cos we make them...
... when they're emancipated they'll do what they want.

Also... we need a higher ratio of oxygen in the air than plants do... so it is conceivable that, although humans may die as a result of less oxygen in the atmosphere, sufficient amounts may remain to sustain plant life. :P
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:08, archived)
# THIS IS ONLY B3TA. NOT SCIENCE CLASS.
/loud
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:09, archived)
# ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT MY DEGREE FROM THE B3TA COLLEGE FOR GIFTED STUDENTS ISN'T REAL??
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:15, archived)
# They don't stop respiration just because it's daytime you know
it's just that the rate of production of oxygen from photosynthesis exceeds the rate of consumption by respiration.

/biologist blog
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:14, archived)
# I knooooow...
the point is, if all the plants held their breath, there would be less oxygen produced.

:( maybe i didnt make it clear enough.

*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:16, archived)
# yay!
and evil!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:51, archived)
# heh
I think he does that even when it's not flooding
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:52, archived)
# I just noticed that Bush
keeps a portrait of the fat Alf kid on his desk...
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:53, archived)
# arf! very nice, slightly related...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha....
It's funny cos it's true!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:57, archived)
# hahahahahahah
needs water coming in the top window
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:01, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:03, archived)
# Superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh Noes!
The butlins! keep the butlins dry!!!

(AllOftehThomas, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:45, archived)
# you're a bloody loony
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:46, archived)
# You...
you are really trying my patience. Really.

I award you this:

(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:46, archived)
# I raise you this....
put on a happy face, it's thursday. *yarrrrs*





(AllOftehThomas, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:48, archived)
# *attempts happy face*
*strains muscles*

*collapses*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:50, archived)
# gooooood morning!

(sort of)
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:46, archived)
# OF COURSE IT'S MORNING
YOU LIVE IN A CAVE!!!?????

/over-reaction mach 10
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:47, archived)
# 'ning!


...


*bums*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:49, archived)
# Good morning!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:50, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:47, archived)
# hahaha! good morning old boy!
how are the butlins today?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:48, archived)
# what happened to the tandem?
did you sell it for smack?
You can get drug money by sucking custard through a tube in back alleys!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:48, archived)
# sold to buy butlins for the harsh flood winter period ahead
when all the butlin crops dry up and tesco sell out of mushy peas
(AllOftehThomas, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:50, archived)
# i've got a stash of mushed up peas at home if you get stuck. I mushed them by treading on them in the bath.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:51, archived)
# i'll give you five bucks for them
?
(AllOftehThomas, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:53, archived)
# deal
only if I can have a bit of butlins
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:54, archived)
# Sold

1 butlin can feed a family for a day, but give them the tools to farm their own butlins and they can feed themselves for year after year



/children in need blog
(AllOftehThomas, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:55, archived)
# please note - I do not do returns on my mushed peas - Col already fucked me over on a batch last Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:57, archived)
# the first rule of butlin club is never trust a crackhead

(AllOftehThomas, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:03, archived)
# I should have been suspicious when he wanted some peas on tick.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:07, archived)
# The 3ft of flooding doesn't phase Thomas by the look of it.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:50, archived)
# He's a positive sort of guy
Cracky is a worried enough for the both of them...


roflllmaololololololollzzzomg!!1!!1
(AllOftehThomas, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:52, archived)
# nothing does
he's like a brave hero for a future generation
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, al least the pool will be ready...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:42, archived)
# but swimming the channel has become more of a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:43, archived)
# "David Walliams, get back in"
Cheating fucker :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:44, archived)
# Heh!
 
Well, I'm FINALLY fucking done here.
What time is it? Going on eleven at night..

Sometimes I wish I were more organised, really.

*off home to me pipe and slippers*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:51, archived)
# gnighty
*is 9.52am here*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:52, archived)
# We'll still be crap at cricket...
(I helped save b3ta! DickieDoesDallas eshews witty slogans, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:39, archived)
# but good at hiding seams
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:40, archived)
# best water ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:50, archived)

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